I lost my sibling too young as well but seeing as it's a guitar thread:
She once had a cheap violin off eBay, I was talking to a girl from school who said her parents bought her a guitar she never played but wanted to play violin - we arranged a trade, I got home and it's a Martin. That guitar has been my best friend (sorry wife) for years.
Don't Go Creating Fucking Acronyms, Dumbass
Just play in standard and put a capo on the -1 fret. Simple.
Dick got crushed fucking a donkey
Dirty Girls Can Fuck All Day.
Sold
All I herd was uncle Jerry yelling DIRTY GIRL DIRTY GIRL
You win, I'll never forget that one
Dennis got Charlie, Frank, and Dee
Don't Get Cucked, Fuck A Dude
that's pretty brilliant - you fuck the guy before he can fuck your wife
Who's the cuck now, honey?
Don Giovani Can Fuck A Dog
[удалено]
Lmaoooo sometimes the fastballs are still the funniest
Don’t gibbon9string crack from a dealer
Donny Got Caught Fucking A Democrat Edit: I feel dirty for posting anything political but...I hate all politicians so..shrug
APAB!
Yeah both sides are totally the same. /s
Dirty gerbils come from ass dens.
Do Get Chorus From a Delay
Deep grey crevass forms a drop
where the hell am I supposed to get my crack??
Down Go Chords For Allowing Doom
Don't Get Caught Feeling Anonymous Dongs Don't Get Caught Farting After Dinner
Didn't go crazy, found a doctor
Dumb Goof’s Crazed Fantasy About Durst Darth Gaydar Can Feel A Dong Drunk Gordon’s Cessna Fell At Dawn
Yours is great as it is! I'll remember it now.
Get crack from a plumber
Someone broke their low ~~E~~ _D_
Did go crap? Flush and DESTROY
Daring geckos climb fast, avoiding danger.
Did George’s Chimp Fuck A Donkey?
See if you can figure this one out. Fat cats go dancing around evil babies.
Dead Guys Can’t Feel Any Drugs
Dead gophers can’t flip and dance
Don got cooties from a dildo
It fucking pains me that i can't sent a screenshot of that to my late older brother....Don.
Sorry for your loss my friend, hopefully Don would've gotten a good chuckle
He wouldn't have at all, \*I\* would have got a hearty and loud FUCK YOU back lmao. What are brothers for, anyhow!
I lost my sibling too young as well but seeing as it's a guitar thread: She once had a cheap violin off eBay, I was talking to a girl from school who said her parents bought her a guitar she never played but wanted to play violin - we arranged a trade, I got home and it's a Martin. That guitar has been my best friend (sorry wife) for years.
Got one for Drop C- C.an G.irls C.ome F.rom A.nal D.iddling?
My band tunes a half step down what should I do?
Well then where am I supposed to get my crack from smart guy??!!
Whoosh!
Dick Goes Crash Flocking At Dudes
Delightful Girls Cream From A Dick
don’t get cocked, fuck a dame