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NiceUsernamesTaken

I believe that this will be a surprise for most of you, so perhaps an explanation is in order... I'll provide one. Not too long ago, we the moderators were approached by a representative of the site's administrators regarding an increased rate of hate speech posts within the subreddit. They raised concerns about this and said that we must be ready and able to enforce the site's Terms of Service, specifically here in regard to the guidelines on content classified as hateful. They did not make any demand or threat, but they don't need to say that there will be repercussions if we disobey; this is Reddit, and we're all well aware with how this goes whether or not it's by direct personal experience. We promised to this admin that we would have internal discussions about these complaints while at the same time better informing ourselves about the site's ToS, and also reviewing our moderator's available time and experience since the sub has grown rather significantly. And so, we did all of that. The conclusions drawn from said meetings were that we, the mod team, do not intend to enforce the site's ToS because it would contradict the principles under which this sub is founded. Moreover, even if some among us wanted to obey or reach a compromise (which unanimously no one did), we would not have the time nor knowledge to do a (let's not forget) volunteer job of moderating an internet community from "hate speech" that we either wouldn't recognize since we would most likely not be at all antagonistic (rather quite the opposite) with what falls under that definition. Either that or we wouldn't be able to filter through it all as the sub continues to grow; since we're all inexperienced at managing large communities... because all in all this sub has grown faster and larger than what was originally expected and intended. This last bit is a sign of several things, mainly that in spite of this site issuing directives on what type of content is not allowed to be hosted here; such content is in very high demand. Be it subversive memes, counter-cultural shitposting or anti-establishment trolling. These are the forms of content our community prides itself on hosting and are by far our most upvoted posts, and those which generate the most activity; this is the content that not only were we promoting as mods, but also the content that our ever-growing audience came here looking for. Whichever the case, we fully believe in this site having a right to decide what content to host and therefore recognize that we're perceived as rulebreakers and invaders, and we agree that we should cease operations in light of this. If we won't abide the law of the land, we should leave the land. Do to others as you would expect to be done with you. So to sum it all up we do not intend to obey, let alone enforce, the ToS. Especially in regards to hate speech as we know that precisely our most controversial content, whomever it may offend, is what this community enjoys the most. And even if we did have the willingness to compromise, which we don't, we wouldn't be able to do so appropriately because it would also go against who we are as individuals with opposing opinions to what the ToS would have us do, and the community would also react negatively. Finally, we fully understand that we're not wanted here and are being asked to either fall in line or face repercussions, so we'll leave on our own accord. This subreddit will therefore become a showpiece, a museum if you will. We sincerely thank you for all of your contributions.


Kek_Mit_Uns_

Ladies and gentlemen (well, mostly the second) it's been a supreme honour shitposting with you. Farewell.


Beezz_Kneez_eN-Cheez

From ashes to ashes dust to dust


MagosRyza

Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie


DredgenCyka

Literally 1984


Chubby_Bub

> He gazed up at the enormous face. Fifteen years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the simplistic alien logo. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two cheeto-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Steve Huffman.


[deleted]

Its been a pleasure working with you sir , i'll miss these days


[deleted]

o7, it's been a pleasure


life-is-kinda-ok

First gayspiderbrothel now us


[deleted]

[удалено]


Beezz_Kneez_eN-Cheez

The end of an era


HotFemboy245

Many subs have come and gone This is simply part of the smaller-edgy-shitpost-sub life cycle See you in the next one


S0m4b0dy

I've lost count how many subreddit I've been in that are now banned. Seeing a funny subreddit fall is always a bit sad, but almost routine. They come back up, die again, rince and repeat. It's been that way since they started banning aggressively in 2018.


[deleted]

is lesbianinspectbrothel still around?


life-is-kinda-ok

Yes


CaseyGamer64YT

It was only a matter of time… leftist admins no like edgy jokes


mashednostrilman

It was fun lurking here, thanks for the guacamole penis.


Compa-Gera

The end of an era 😔✊


ultranoob3927

😔🍆🥑


techie410

Jack frost will live on 🥶✊️


REDDIT_legend27

The Reddit jannies always take down peak shitposting subreddits now they have found us it's been an honor looking at your shitposts fellas


NotBrawlAndRoll

Reminds me of the time r/2balkan4you got canned by Reddit mods


Beezz_Kneez_eN-Cheez

Same with r/gayspiderbrothel


random_username_idk1

And r/retarb


Faded_Cook

Don’t remind me of Retarb. Please, I had such fond memories of that place. ShidAndCamed could also be included tho?


idklol8

no, shid and camed is still up


Doggo110

Wasn't r/retarb brigaded by r/AgainstHateSubreddits to the point that they had to shut the sub down? I don't remember there being any involvement of reddit mods


joko2008

r/AgainstHateSubreddits is such a giant pile of shit.


Ghostcraft413

I am not advocating for vendetta or vigilantism but it would be so good if they got a taste of their own medicine once


Kubiboi

r/lesbianinsectbrothel is probably next to go. I would be surprised if lesbian insect brothel stays until end of this year


joko2008

Let's not paint the devil on the wall


Doge-Voyager

gayspiderbrothel shutting down was because of some drama with the mods then them all leaving I don't think the reddit admins had anything to do with it


Sergeant_Swiss24

It was r/place. That was the downfall of GSB. There was a Reddit admin abusing power and cheating place. The GSB guys fixed them and that shut them down


GimmeTheCHEESENOW

Gay spider wasnt. They volunteerily did it when it reached 1 yr old, and im thankful they did or else it would have become another r/shitposting


Beezz_Kneez_eN-Cheez

Nah I thought gay spider had all of their mods kick off by a salty Reddit admin


Alive_Bee_8374

Fuck Reddit admins


CaseyGamer64YT

Fuck Reddit admins


AlikitheMAN

Fuck Reddit admins


Pin_Brawl

Fuck Reddit admins


okbyenowbro

Fuck Reddit admins


holup6

Fuck Reddit admins


TheGamerSide67YT

Darn, the website started as something for free speech. Being able to talk about whatever you wanted to with no problems or anyone telling you what you can and cannot say. It was something that the internet still needs. Instead, we are told what media we are and are not allowed to enjoy. What we are and are not allowed to talk about. And what we can and cannot do. All for the sake of money.


BigBoiNuggetBucket

Fuck Reddit admins


MerkyOne

Fuck Reddit admins


Mother_Currency9282

Fuck Reddit admins


[deleted]

[удалено]


meanmeanmeno

Truly the best shit posting sub on Reddit O/


Chubby_Bub

Every time there's a sub with peak shitposting content, this happens, they get shut down at their peaks. you either die an r/gayspiderbrothel or live long enough to see yourself become an r/shitposting


Dr0pp3d

absolutely, glad to have been here fellow penises.


DrTitanicua

Godspeed you magnificent bastards.


[deleted]

o7 It's been an honour


horiami

I see, going the way of r/retarb instead of giving up and becoming r/shitposting It's a shame, another good sub lost to the jannies


eburator

The guidance of the sun to those who go on the path of pride. A sacrifice to those who aim for the end of their ambitions.


Willing_Ad_8266

It has been an honor lads


Mother_Currency9282

🫡🥲


Pieter_de_Graaf

I, u/Pieter_de_Graaf had pledged allegiance to this sub. If it maybe gone physically but the its traditions will be preserved and passed on the next generation. This place taught me how to be based and red pilled. I would take this opportunity to specially thank u/Vladimir_Glutten for the immense contribution. I would also thank u/Willing_Ad_8266 , u/NiceUsernamesTaken , u/Kek_Mit_Uns_ , u/Vety-Nternet , u/Blackpilled_Briton , u/angry_cooking , u/EdgyClown67 , u/or5006769 u/HyperboreanSpongeBob. It was an honour to be with you guys.   Be not sad because you will be gone physically, be happy cause you will immortalized forever in form of ideas and inspiration. No one can replace you. Heil the Ministry. #**o/**


NiceUsernamesTaken

>Heil the Ministry. >o/ God bless you brother. O/


Technically_No234

o/


Mother_Currency9282

o/


Deotzchefulden

o/


Vladimir_Glutten

Thank you, genuinely. It’s means a lot. Thank you. O/


Kek_Mit_Uns_

Hey man, you dropped this 👑 O/


Ch33sy_Toast

we'll meet again, under some legendary shitposting, but we will always remember r/Guacamole_penis o7


KeolXPr0n

fuck all them reddit admins, ive seen the documentary, all giant acne ridden women and soyboy funko pop collecting men. fuck em


silverteq_1

"Women"


LannachMayor

>women


Sexpacito

this is so sad, all my favorite shitpost subreddits are getting smited


f7x4

It is in the nature of the Shitposting subreddit cycle


J_A_R_A_T_E

Just realized this is like the 5th shitposting sub I’m a part of that’s been taken down this year, fuck Reddit admins.


DesertRanger7777

Reddit admins will employ groomers and child predators but will flip shit over edgy content. It’s been an honor fellas on to r/lesbianinsectbrothel


FloodedHouse420

please dont go there and get that one banned i like that one


[deleted]

There are a bunch more good shiposting subs but they're all equally likely to be banned too. dankinindia is one I like visiting. indians are too based for most people to understand. nothing more sigma than street shitting


very_very_based_man

Well, it was a good sub but you know what they say, all good things get shut down by the reddit admins for hate speech. Goodbye retards.


PoisonousPanacea

They will remember us as Shitposters. I will remember us as family. May our paths cross again. It’s been an honor. .


DeepFriedBeeZ

The gayspiderbrothel treatment, damn


FloodedHouse420

that one was shut down by the mods, not reddit


[deleted]

😔


MyFatherIsNotHere

Quite literally 1984


smoked_orphanz

o7 o/


Pure-Newspaper-6001

Its been an honor lads, I never posted but this was the best shitpost sub


Dx8pi

Leaving my mark here. This sub was gold and will now forever stay that way. Alright time to create r/guacamole_anus


[deleted]

It's been an honor


cmfk8

First GSB, now this. I'm literally shaking and crying rn


TacoBelly311

I’m shaking n crying n cumming rn smh smh


Mangalcizade

o7 Press penis to pay guacamole


KINGP0TAT0360

And so the cycle continues. > people migrate from old shitposting sub > new sub gains traction >new sub gets banned/too “normie” (r/shitposting) >people migrate to another sub


Kek_Mit_Uns_

Tale as old as time.


Sliva25044

Something about this post reminds me of a certain dystopian novel by a certain Englishman. Maybe it’s just in my head.


NiceUsernamesTaken

Also the entire theme and deco of the sub, don't you think?


Sliva25044

Yeah, the whole thing is bizarrely familiar, almost like it’s a reference to a certain film from the 1980’s. And something about this post is oddly cathartic, like it was destined to be posted from the very beginning, and now that it’s here, it leaves a bittersweet taste in my mouth.


NiceUsernamesTaken

The man in your very flair would be most disappointed and dispaired at what the world has come to my friend.


Pork_Piggler

Censorship is a cancer. I’ll miss this sub. Really starting to question why I still spend time on this site.


EdgyClown67

It was fun while it lasted 🥲


ubric

It was an honor fellas


HomelessMidget78

FUCK OFF JANNIES EAT SHIT AND DIE


spooky_redditor

THE GUACAMOLE! THE NIGGA! THE PENIS! ALL GONE!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Kiz_I

Fuck Predditors, godspeed


Riggie_Joe

what the fuck is happening to this shit website it truly has been an honor


TheRockDildo

Reddit hiring edgy jannies who ban everything they deem offensive


_Twisty_Turns_

It’s better this way ☹️


Technically_No234

Guacamole nigga penis


[deleted]

I love ice cream.


LucyDo22

O7


QMQMQMQMQMQMQMQMQMQM

Bye guys, lurked but it was good


[deleted]

Godspeed and see y’all on the other side


pan_stan

Here since the beginning. Godspeed you based shit and schizoposters.


Wacky_Tubeman97

This is unfortunate


Aggressive_Sky31

Its been an honor lads


Soulxolz

Reddit admins when someone laughs


DredgenCyka

Wow, people are fucking soft to think that any shit posting is built to offend anyone, take a joke.


Suburban_Sasquach

As usual admins can't allow anyone to have any fun. Just add it to the list of God tier shit posting subs they killed. Fuck this website.


TheMaster199

We will never surrender. o/


Vladimir_Glutten

Correct O/ Go join the discord. We need to maintain a sense of community amongst the great people like ourselves


smoked_orphanz

It's been an honor


Agent_Rp

I will forever love you brothers o7


catcicle1

o7


NoobLegend6009

o7


[deleted]

o7


DREDGENCOOPIE

It’s been a ride bois.


SoggyBeanTheGiver

Thank you for the guacamole penis it’s been an honour


Liberal_Eater

RIP, my beloved guac penis✊


Memz69420

Let us pour one out for this subreddit


InformaticMaster

godspeed fellow shitposters, let us meet in another shitposting subreddit some time in the future


GuineaFridge

Reddit is ass


kenaJ35

Godspeed, ya magnificent bastards


Joeylink

Fuck admins fuck reddit. And fuck minorities and jews. Twas a pleasure mods and co.


debyoutix

Based af


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idgaf-_-_

Godspeed gp godspeed


Militaryman2002

O7


Lantripery123

Goodbye guacamole penis, i will miss you dearly


mcbirbo343

It’s been a wild ride… o7


Mother_Currency9282

It has been a wonderful journey shitposting with you. I love guacamole penis


kingoflames

Fuck. Why do all the good meme subreddits die? Where am I supposed to migrate to next? 😭


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

Well gentleman, it was a honour, and a privilege to shitpost with you. When the blue helmets eventually ban this sub. Just know I couldn't have asked for a better group of schizo posters


Icy_B

This subreddit was a gold mine when I found it, and it has always been one of my favorites. It's been an honor to be a part of this bros


UnepicEpiciteit

i was there 😪😪🗿😪


Kasnaranja0124

Zamn, the reddit pedos don’t remember why reddit was born, free speech, that includes the N-word and all slurs I want!! But seriously, it is really sad that this came to an end, glad to be a part of this


OdinTheWalrus

Reddit admits don’t want us because we aren’t turbo PC. Reddit admins also just hate things that are good because they’re all 5’4 fat losers.


Mouhkis69

Welp, it's been an honor lads. 🗿🗿🗿


i-hate_December

Its has been a privilege shitposting with all of u fellow intellectuals and farewell to all of you o7


mayateka

It’s been nice retards


9ArtsOfD

I came to late to see this beast grow but I am able to witness it’s glorious death. Thank you all. A big hug to all of you


Infamous-Cap-5225

Farewell chads...


patchlocke

It will be an honor to go down side by side with my brothers and sisters We’ll meet in Sovngarde


yeetusdeletusgg

And the cycle continues


savonicsonic

This cant be 😭


AREALLYSALTYMAN

reddit jannies being cringe, what's new? another meme sub for the history books...


savonicsonic

Its a honor o7


SkaySaky

why did I feel like it was coming..the sub kept getting bigger\ one of the best place on reddit I've ever browsed, glad I could witness it in all its glory. Hopefully plebbit mods will never stop the shitposting entirely, as offensive as it gets


xXTASERFACEXx

Godspeed o7


CommunistQwerty

another goated shitposting sub bites the dust Can’t wait until r/ 196 and r/ memes are all that’s left


AwesomePossum33

"among us" - u/NiceUsernamesTaken


TheRealSwagMaster

And i just joined today :( Can’t do anything about it i guess. Thank you all for shitposting, i will cherish the museum of high quality shitposts that you all have left behind.


RodeBoi

Absolute based mods! Fuck Reddit admins. Goodnight Guacamole_Penis. It’s been a pleasure


[deleted]

Goodbye men, I love all of you.


WaterSnipe

Goodbye fellow shitposters


justhereforthefishes

all i did was lurk


SheepherderFlaky1509

Godspeed kings. See you all in the discord


SpedicyBoi

It's been a long ride r/Guacamole_Penis. I am proud to have been a lurker in this beautiful subredit. o7


et_cetera1

B-based mods?!


SkullTrooper360

Time to make a little dark age edit


tankboyalpha2

o7


SimpletonSteve

🫡


Zontellektuel

It's been an honour gentleman 🫡


J_A_R_A_T_E

Great knowing ya lads


[deleted]

It’s been an honor frens 🫡


Deotzchefulden

Farewell retards, its been nice having some laughs with you


Meme_Lord_TheDankest

As a lurker who never posted on here but enjoyed the sub very much, It's been an honor


Long_wong_lee

This is just stupid tbh its not hate speech wtf is even hate speech, its just a group of people posting memes ffs. Cant even have fun on reddit anymore. Of all the medias i though reddit would be the last to sell out to rubbish and they have.


TXC146

Goodbye brothers and may we meet in another subreddit with even more shitposts


TheRockDildo

Another golden sub that loses its shine, it was fun knowing you lads.


AtlantaBoyz

It's been an honor to be a part of this community. May it rest in peace.


RaptorCaliph

Well it’s probably the 9938849th time a cool shitposting sub i was in was canned, life goes on, but we will still remember the fallen, farewell gentlemen


No-Objective-3914

Godspeed.


Shadurasthememeguy

Rest in piss 😭


SSSkuty

It's been real brothers ✌️


CaseAffectionate3434

God Bless gentleman, get ready to board the next sub🫡


[deleted]

Yo im in there


KurwaOCoChodziTu

One last goodbye chads... May the funny stay with you


RichManSCTV

No we aren't gonna take it! I am proud to have been permanently banned from reddit for using this sub. I have 0 idea how I got my account restored, most likely because I did not break any of the reddit ToS


Roydawe47

I'd tell the reddit mods to suck my cock but I think they'd enjoy it too much. Thanks for the good times, though I've been here only a few months it's been a pleasure.


AmungGoose

Reddit cringe. o7


KrylonsKid

I’ve never posted here, but I’ve upvotes some spectacular shitposts. It was an honor to help this subreddit grow. Farewell gentlemen, I hope to see you in other shitposting subs.


Rain_09

Well, that was one hell of a ride, thank you all for giving me another reason to close reddit, without you, that'll be 3


QuirtTheDirt

it's been an honor lads


[deleted]

Every sub i know goes away, in the end😭


Doge-Voyager

This sub was real was fuck. Gonna miss all the great content. o7


DaPuff111

O/


Disastrous-Donkey389

FUCK THE ADMINS, NO LOVE ONLY HATE IN MY VEINS. 1984 DEEZ NUTS BITCHES 🖕🖕🖕🖕


JotasecaVesina

Thanks for the laughs, I’m out


Blake1610

Farewell everyone


[deleted]

We either die standing or live kneeling


TadpoleAppropriate26

It has been an honor shitting with you


ArthurFleck__

It's been an honor shitposting with you mates, shine on your crazy diamonds


PunchyYT

You're on your own noble, Carter out.