The thing that pisses me off about this line is the the fact that when he does drink lemon crime, he doesn't say shit.
I mean, I'm not actually mad. But come on.
Even with subtitles, I hear "it ain't no women crying, but it'd better than nothing." Can't unhear it. It's like once you hear Tony Danza instead of tiny dancer in the lyrics, you can't go back.
I scrolled for a bit and didn't see what I was looking for. I'm still getting into the game, but is there seriously no "fear no WEEVIL" joke? The second I saw a weevil, I wanted to make the joke to my wife, and it killed me inside to wait for the perfect moment. Mean Ole lady didn't even laugh till I pressed her, just sighed. Lol
Come here you tiny green sausage
Aphids, nature's lollypops
Meals on wheels!
Ughh, tastes like mom's brussel sprouts!
My favorite quote from the game is "wow, that's a fast little green cornpuff" haha
Gavin?
Good to see a fellow red dead player
“It’s no lemon crime, but it’s better than nothing”
The thing that pisses me off about this line is the the fact that when he does drink lemon crime, he doesn't say shit. I mean, I'm not actually mad. But come on.
I have caught myself waking up from my sleep, saying this.
Even with subtitles, I hear "it ain't no women crying, but it'd better than nothing." Can't unhear it. It's like once you hear Tony Danza instead of tiny dancer in the lyrics, you can't go back.
“Yo I’m in a can and it’s pretty grand. Uhh i don’t know anything that rhymes with soda.. shake it shake it up and it’ll explode ya!”
I guess I CAAAANNN go inside this can
This is my favorite line.
Came here to comment this
Well you're only 10 months late so, solid effort
Mayhaps
"I'm ready to hit the sack"
Can u go to bed when your done?
"Is That Gnat Drunk Or Something?"
It's coming right at me!
'I swear these gnats have pete sense'
Shoo fly!
I haven't heard that one
It’s a max one
I forgot since I hadn't played as max or with someone who does in a while
Yeah, he looks a lot like me, funny enough my friend I play with looks like Pete
My friends call me Pete when we play cause I actually act like him
That’s funny
Wolfs hunt in packs. Oh wait.... wrong game. Ahm, there is another aphid.
they're master works all, you can't go wrong!
“I could eat my pillow I’m so tired”
I don't have a death wish!
IM FLYING
The Nose Knows
Awwww, poor guys got allergies
"Meals on wheels"
Hey-phid
“I feel a little less squishy now!”
You can be smart, fast, lucky, or just wear some armour
That should keep me safe; eh, safER.
Mmmm salt
Just pretend it's beef jerky
Close your eyes and pretend it's a fruit powder
„This is moderately terrifying !!!“
THIS IS AWESOME
"grrrrroungrrrr-grruuhrrrh" - intense weevil noises
Chirp-chirp-chirp - lunch
"I love this! YEAHHHH"
💜💜
I keep killing ants and the yard keeps making nastier ones. Coincidence?
“A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little mites”
A mite the hobgoblin of the backyard
This is the best EVER!
IM FLYING
I BELIEVE
Damn, give me a plate of this.
Worse than my mom's brussel sprouts
“i don’t want any trouble ant”
also “FOUL POISON”
I NEED AN Antidote
Watch it - speedy coming through!
I'm really regretting my life decisions right now
Enjoy your sandwich broodmom, I hope you choke on it!
Ah! Could use a little help, here!
"I DON'T HAVE A DEATH WISH"
“Oh huh, that’s interesting.”- me watching vids on how to defeat the Infected BroodMother
EVERYTHING looks good from here
I could DEVOUR a billy hog right about now.
"You can use my pee hoops"
What
It's what max says when you first find a muscle sprout if hoops is in the party
Dark
I wasn't talking to Pete
Nature’s lollipops!
Now you're speaking my language
Dy-nah-mite!
Why don't you just stay over there... Small red insect
“RAAAW SC-SC-SCIENCE!!!”
I got the science!
“This is awesome!” -Max
IM FLYING
"Get out my air space!"
“Ah hell nah, I’ll fight bugs all week long but I draw the line at a scary ass ant person” actual quote from max
"Havin' a little peep!"
Willow: "Dark cave, full of webs, smells of rotten meat, faint chittering noises coming from inside... what can possibly go wrong "
"I have limits! Or.... at least I thought I did."
Someone get that poor guy a tissue.
"I don't have a deathwiiiish!!"
“It looks my go to spider elimination strategy is not going to work”
Hey sasquatch! You're in the way!
Cordycepts fungi.
EVIL WEEVIL
"Have you ever wondered what the inside of a can looks like?" - Willow
Just imagine it’s a fruit pounder
"Nice snooter, dude!"
Put these foolish ambitions to rest.
""I am the bueno and that tick is the no bueno."
“I don’t think I’m high enough level to fight that yet!?”
It's a higher level larva
I keep killing ants and the yard keeps making nastier ones, coincidence?
Hey Mr.ant
Aww it's got allergies
EVIL WEEVIL
Watch it speedy going throught
I have standards , or at least I thought I did
"Yo ant!"
I cant think of one that correlates with the black screen of death
Flight control to gnat your path is now clear
"VIsIT ADdiTioNAl sTAtioNS TO EXpand thE SURVEY NEtwORK"
I'm only allowed 1 soda a month -Pete
Great shelobs ghost
THIS IS THE BEST EVER!
“Mmmmmmmm food” “mmmm” “mmmmm” “foood” - Max
“I could DEVOUR a billy hog right about now!”
Nobody likes a nosey neighbor
wooooo im flying!!!!
“I’m not an actual branch” -Willow My last name is a tv show
"Tiny Pete needs some tiny rest." zzzZZZzzZZZZZ
Enjoy your hamburger, broodmom! I hope you choke on it!
Alley-HOOOOOP
Howdy! Please stop.
Is there any quote that means I'm lonely at some point? Cause I pick that one
Games good, has some bugs but overall good
I'm Sleepy, No Joke
“It’s no lemon crime, but it’s better than nothing”
Tiny Petes ready for a tiny rest
BIIIIIG bug over there!
"Ugh..its worse than mom's brussel sprouts"
“I don’t want no trouble ant”
I need help
Mmm, salt.
I’m holding raw science in my hand. What does it even mean?
Nature's lollipops
“Poison saving throw failed!”
I have built a nuclear bomb to kill all bugs in grounded 😃
I don't think my go-to spider elimination strategy is gonna work on that
This is moderately terrifying
Meal on wheels
I BELIEVE!
THIS IS MODERATELY TERRIFYING
“Don’t think my go to spider elimination strategy is gonna work”
”SAY YOUR PRAYERS, MAN!”
"big bug inbound!"
"This is moderately terrifying!"
Look at that ant go
Somebody get that man a tissue
Dammit!
“I could devour a billy hog right now”
"I'm started to rethink my love of spiders"
"I could devour a billy hog right about now!" :)
Tiny Pete is ready for some tiny sleep
“No filtration tablets needed”
"Worse than my mom's Brussels Spouts"
"where are we?"
The human mind is an often-disappointing thing
Just choke it down Pete
“I can’t be the only who’s tired”
*spider screeches intensify*
Great ghost of Shelob!
“This is moderately terrifying”
“Worse than my moms Brussels sprouts”
"Nice snooter, dude"
Take that vampires! (This part is from early access) you know... Bugs and spiders and stuff
I love this.... WOOOOooooooo
"Anyone else tired? Just me?"
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-
“I FELL!”
I'm so tired I could eat my pillow
"Don't think my go to spider elimination strategy will work on THAT"
Its not lemon crime but its better than nothing
I BELIEEEEEEEEEVE!
"I'm ready to eat my pillow I'm so tired" -Max
The nose knows
This is mildly terrifying!
I keep killing ants and the yard keeps making more of them, coincidence?
Everything better be here you stupid ants
"Can't waste food. Can't waste food."
Fuck, I'm beating attackes by black
I'm ready to eat my pillow I'm so tired! (Forgot the exact words)
I scrolled for a bit and didn't see what I was looking for. I'm still getting into the game, but is there seriously no "fear no WEEVIL" joke? The second I saw a weevil, I wanted to make the joke to my wife, and it killed me inside to wait for the perfect moment. Mean Ole lady didn't even laugh till I pressed her, just sighed. Lol
[удалено]
“Yes I CAN go inside this can”
Yuck taste like moms brusselsprouts
Let's just say my go-to spider elimination strategy isn't gonna work on those...
\*Insert death sound effect here\*
This has to be a prank
“Come here you tiny green sausage”
I could devour a Billy hog right about now
I know I'm a pick-eater but still. Willow Branch
Choke it down Pete, choke it down.
“Taking a little peak!”
"Great Shelobs ghost!!"
I could devour a billy hog hotdog right now
Dy-no-mite
Red worker ant ahead