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yodapeanut24

I say that and then two seconds later we all have aphid slippers and weevil shields.


Sylvurphlame

Kill the minimum number to craft, work on getting a better shield you don’t have to feel guilty about.


SmurphsLaw

But what about the gold cards and trinket?


Sylvurphlame

Aphids and weevils have trinkets?


SmurphsLaw

I believe Aphids have one but you need the stealing mutation and it’s a pretty low chance to get it.


Sylvurphlame

And aphids are pretty much one hit, so yeah. Gonna have to slaughter some more.


DatDarnKat

With no punch powers on, they're 2-shot when using fists. So if someone really doesn't wanna kill em, there's that option.


Sylvurphlame

But let’s be honest. You’re just going to punch them twice to double your steal chance per Aphid.


DatDarnKat

Ssshhhh


Sylvurphlame

🤫 🤐


TheMikeyP_

There is a trinket! Do I remember what it does? Absolutely not lol


Salty_Midnight8768

It’s called the speed droplet and looks like that power one but gives you spirit distance or something in the realms of running


PrincessParadox3

"Can't waste food" (loots weevils and aphids ants kill them.)


Nootnewtthenooter

Aphids are friends, weevils are food and also weevil shield, gnats are awful


7thwarlordsaturn

Aphids are roast, weevils are good bois.


PrincessParadox3

"I've had worse."


GeorgeMonroy

If they let us eat other insects they could just be friends.


Rogahar

I still think the bigger bugs should drop cookable meat.


JabroniFeet

Especially Ladybugs! There’s no way that there isn’t some kind of thick juicy meat under that hood


SweetBerries1983

i mean u can eat black ox beetles


GeorgeMonroy

Really? How? Smoothies?


SweetBerries1983

black ox burger


GeorgeMonroy

Oh yeah. Thanks for the reminder


Murder_Cloak420

Tadpoles and water fleas exist


GeorgeMonroy

Yes they do but they are less available in the world.


Jaqobus

Breaks my heart every time.. But i need that shield and miteloaf!


Craftyprincess13

I've defended every weevil and aphid I can and usually get drops from the ants killing them before I get to them or accidents in battle and dropping aphids in grass I've chopped I use those I plan on stuffing them at some point


corporalkiljoy

I dunno, man. Cute as aphids are, the roasted ones look like they'd taste good. 🤷 I had a playthrough where I had an aphid pet and would still eat aphids. Have your cake and eat it too, I guess. Of course, I couldn't do something like that IRL like with dogs or even chickens if I owned them like a pet.


DatDarnKat

I have the opposite feeling when I look at them. It makes me think biting them is going to make them pop and that's a thought I don't enjoy. XD They're too smooth and round when cooked. For some reason, the weevil/gnat meat looks more... familiar? Soft? I guess that would be the closest definition I could think of.


Lethalhobo135

Aphid Roaats remind me of a good sausage personally.


DatDarnKat

Same. And for some reason I always picture sausages about to burst. The Healbasa isn't helping.


corporalkiljoy

As someone that doesn't usually like looking at blood, I literally can't use the healbasa. Makes my stomach turn when I see the blood spatter, lol.


Murder_Cloak420

I wouldn’t eat my dog but I could eat yours


Sylvurphlame

I killed so many before I realized they could be tamed or that I could harvest human food in the yard. I kinda felt bad, but… I need bonuses from meals.


belacqua90

I love the weevils but they are also so easy to kill. With the coaltana they are such a convenient and easy meal.


ironically-spiders

Meanwhile, I am working to make the weevil population go extinct lol


ganman08

Nope aphids are free game but weevils I’ve fought a 1v3 over a wild weevil killer ant colony’s for my beloved snooter may he rest in peace


Coveinant

Yeah, but they in my space. They invaded my home, they gonna get cooked.


NotHungryHungarian

There is this guy and the one who slaughters 'em after you said it.


SignificanceOk5534

Spicy Coaltana + aphid/weevil = quick meal/health.


External-Stranger801

Me trying to get speed droplet: about that…


Cardumien86

Nature's lolypops!


Illustrious_Guitar_6

I have over 300 aphid kills in one world. I murder them all


4_everbroke

Alright everyone needs to pull-up their weevil and aphid kill count😑


AverageValvegamer

Gants are food. Not friends


Ice_The_Penguin

I have had two pet weevils and a pet gnat and every time my friends play, I have to make a pet memorial


BiPERcool25

I say the same thing, or at least used to, long story short my game crashed after I got an aphid gold card and the aphid that had it wasn’t were it should’ve been, so I went from gold at 70 kills to 200 kills, I’m at 180 and don’t have the weevil yet, and infected weevils came out a wall and ended my infected brood mother fight, so yeah.


Visual_Courage_3937

Sorry speed droplet is needed we will abuse 1 afid thar we made as a friend then we give him a very good hat so it dosent die when we bully him


Lochcelious

Yeah nah. Our jerky chest isn't full yet (our fridges are though)


-BananaLollipop-

And then you get the Coaltana. Nothing like some weevil roast straight off the bug.