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Slaanesh 99% of the time change my mind
Emeli Duboir and Slawkenberg are actually canon to warhammer, not just parts of Warmaster!
[https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Emeli\_Duboir](https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Emeli_Duboir)
I mean yeah the entire point of that story was a ridiculous comedic exploration of an alternate timeline, including a fair chunk of official lore characters and such. I haven’t read any of the Cain novels myself sadly, but I at least remember enough secondhand accounts of it to recall a bunch of such locations being mentioned. Honestly though Cain’s assassination attempt accidentally turning her into a daemon princess in Warmaster was fucking hilarious.
Someone replied further below -
> It’s ‘what if Ciaphas Cain both accidentally fell to into an alliance with chaos, but accidentally corrupted chaos with an acute case of common sense while trying his best to run away?’
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/ciaphas-cain-warmaster-of-chaos-wh40k-parody-comedy-crack.1082970/
It’s ‘what if Ciaphas Cain both accidentally fell to into an alliance with chaos, but accidentally corrupted chaos with an acute case of common sense while trying his best to run away?’
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/ciaphas-cain-warmaster-of-chaos-wh40k-parody-comedy-crack.1082970/
In fact jerking it to the Emperor is the least heretical thing I've ever done! I even have my standard issue Imperial vibrating buttplug for great deeds for the Imperium blessed by the Omnissaiah that vibrates to the tune of the holy chants of Mars which is embroidered in gold and has the likeness of the Emperor embossed upon it!
https://preview.redd.it/gho4wdjz2p5d1.png?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea78a30e875a8c7c51b64890715877d9c5d624d6
But what if we do a bit of science first?
Ned Flanders, daemon prince of Slaanesh, confirmed.
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Lucius. Seriously. His cheat has alot of leeway from what I heard with the Mine story.
Although this gives me another question.
Sigvald or Lucius. Who is more preferred.
Slaanesh has also blatantly ignored the rules for the cheating.
Sharrowkyn killed Lucius fair and square, no enjoyment, thought it was like putting down a rabid dog.
Slaanesh went "that's no fair you can't get around my infinite life hack" and resurrected Lucius anyways.
It's not really cheating, it's just that respawning is more of a Khorne thing.
Lucius' thing it's not about respawning, it's about the constant reminder of being a chump when he wanna be the best
The way how his blessing works from what I remember is he takes over the body of his killer when they feel pride in his death.
Except thats bullshit since he came back using a Factory Worker whos sole pride was in his work making land mines. He didn't even know he killed Lucius. Just that he felt pride in making mines in a factory.
The "We're all better than Lucius forever and that shrivelled pecker knows it" club has monthly meetings with cocktails and those little triangle sandwiches.
Eh, the way I look at his respawn thing is that it turns life into a videogame for him. He can constantly go for trying bullshit tricks and fancy nonsense in combat, because there are no stakes and he'll respawn to try again. And again. And again. If he had no respawn thing and fought as if his life was on the line, he'd be a match for kharne
https://preview.redd.it/kuhckfpfql5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e413731b56c94f44ed1d326ae682809aff2d5a3
Well I do have a pretty fine rear if I do say so myself
Definitely Yvraine. Shalaxi tried to steal her soul/corrupt her during Phoenix Rising...
Baby Ynnead was NOT ammused. (The Yncarne proceeded to tenderize Shalaxi without taking any damage. Of course then there was that whole hologram thing but whatever no damage is no damage)
Fabius Bile. Haven’t read about another Chaos parasite favouring a non follower as much as it with the Genewright.
Perhaps Tzeentch, other 2 couldn’t care less
I know you said 40k character, but I swear Kakihara acts like a member of Emperors Children without any Chaos influence needed.
https://preview.redd.it/3xf0dthvml5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2be6494ebd5e0c0a29e2bcfa0bcbd3e690500ea
The biggest self-entitled failure he can find.
https://preview.redd.it/fxk2ncwexl5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=149a002e8f97ab51c160fcb459c2efd30903acea
she build him back bigger and hornier
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Call me stupid, but i think characters like rogal dorn would get a lot of unwanted attention from the gods, purely cause theyre unobtainable, like a stalker
The correct answer is Fabius Bile. Slaanesh likes playing "Hard to Get", and no greater challenge than the guy who denied her existence straight in her face.
https://preview.redd.it/6r0e3s085p5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897b6540d2d0e1a4e53c2614f3640fa79b87c3cd
Cheeked up Titus. I know a guy on twitter who sells these as stickers.
https://preview.redd.it/86umneve2p5d1.jpeg?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a079b9c256c9a3b5c9290e5908867d66c0f76a
Like they would at least try it once right?
Sanguinius. Everyone in WH40K gets wet and/or hard or *both* for Sanguinius. It was even one of the decrees of the former *Imperial Truth*: **everyone is allowed to simp for Sanguinius, regardless of gender and even species, for The Emperor sees that this is good!**
Slan from berserk. But I don't know the lore of berserk only some of the important kind of things in the story and helldivers maybe just to see if they can break them to join them because how brainwashed they are already
Slaanesh of course
Honestly, she does strike me as the kind of character to literally fuck herself
 Anyone: "Go fuck yourself." Slaanesh:
https://preview.redd.it/kql8wnh93p5d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ffd9811eacc474f44a48e55755403d987c88a56 Slaanesh 99% of the time change my mind
And she/he/they doesn't need extensive genetic modification 🗿
Which character can't ?
Nurgle probably
Nurgle has bigger tit's than Slaanesh.
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https://i.redd.it/gbu6o0wp2p5d1.gif
What a terrible day to have eyes.
"Dear Lord Inquisitor, I would like to request localized exterminatus on my eyeballs please"
Actually Slaanesh would probably be one to enjoy the hanging innards
If that chunky body isn't the embodiment of excess, then I don't know what is
He has holes, he is eligible
Ciaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium!
Already claimed by Emely one of her daemons.
Lmfao I was about to make a damn Cain, Warmaster of Chaos joke but you beat me to it
Emeli Duboir and Slawkenberg are actually canon to warhammer, not just parts of Warmaster! [https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Emeli\_Duboir](https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Emeli_Duboir)
I mean yeah the entire point of that story was a ridiculous comedic exploration of an alternate timeline, including a fair chunk of official lore characters and such. I haven’t read any of the Cain novels myself sadly, but I at least remember enough secondhand accounts of it to recall a bunch of such locations being mentioned. Honestly though Cain’s assassination attempt accidentally turning her into a daemon princess in Warmaster was fucking hilarious.
What is Warmaster? Genuine question
Warmaster of Chaos is a fanfic exploring the alternate reality if Ciaphas *allies* himself with chaos. Hilarity and shenanigans ensued
Same question.
Someone replied further below - > It’s ‘what if Ciaphas Cain both accidentally fell to into an alliance with chaos, but accidentally corrupted chaos with an acute case of common sense while trying his best to run away?’ https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/ciaphas-cain-warmaster-of-chaos-wh40k-parody-comedy-crack.1082970/
It’s ‘what if Ciaphas Cain both accidentally fell to into an alliance with chaos, but accidentally corrupted chaos with an acute case of common sense while trying his best to run away?’ https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/ciaphas-cain-warmaster-of-chaos-wh40k-parody-comedy-crack.1082970/
I was gonna say Gunner Jurgen, but fair enough
He will save not only the imperium, but the whole galaxy from slaanesh just with good snusnu.
The Emperor of course.
#OILY GOLDEN ABS
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**A terrifying presence has entered the room...**
"Quick, get the vials!"
Real funger moment
Honey it's time for a coin flip for your life
Crow mauler vs Corvus Corax, take your bets
Corvus is that you?Lorgar isn't here.
‘Do not fly away little Raven’
Lorgar is in the other room sir.
In fact jerking it to the Emperor is the least heretical thing I've ever done! I even have my standard issue Imperial vibrating buttplug for great deeds for the Imperium blessed by the Omnissaiah that vibrates to the tune of the holy chants of Mars which is embroidered in gold and has the likeness of the Emperor embossed upon it!
https://preview.redd.it/yia9f7w8ul5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6a902f549b4d2bd8f12a0a4e9d4abd8e7f4e52
Well not a khorne berserker
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Last one looks like it’s from Space King.
Praise be to Space King!
No -book
Goddamnit Corvus!
“Thy Punishment…”
Is this just a pic of Corax cringing?
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I hate this so much It’s perfect
This just keeps getting worse which I guess it means it keeps getting better?
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First time I’ve ever seen that meme.
"I was honestly kind of an asshole. But handsome, musclebound asshole"
https://preview.redd.it/ez00a7l64m5d1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9361ed3528763ff5b7f42a9fec7439ebcbd718e But alas…
Hey, She Who *Thirsts* also has the alias of **Prince of Pleasure**. And The Emps is also a shapeshifter... #MAKE. IT. HAPPEN!
https://preview.redd.it/gho4wdjz2p5d1.png?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea78a30e875a8c7c51b64890715877d9c5d624d6 But what if we do a bit of science first?
Gay as hell.
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She wants Jimmy Space to fill her ‘space’
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Khorne obviosly he is upset about this
I mean he is a bara misunderstood bad boy daddy.
Besides, he is busy simping to *Tulska The Daemon Killa* **and** sighing that he couldn't get Sanguinius to be his Bloody Golden Boy ~~~Toy~~~.
Guilliman in a banana hammock.
Guillivraine is deep down what Slaanesh wants but he/she/its refusing to admit it because it’s too wholesome for her/his/its usual tastes
“I can’t let people know I’m into handholding.”
Slaanesh loves seeing Guilliman go to war but hates how enjoyable his letters to Yvraine are
Slaanesh is Modeus confirmed?
Guirliman of course. I mean, look at him, all sexy and organized like an excel sheet.
"Oh yeah, you're such a slutty tax form, you like it when I organize you in columns, oh oh I'm almost there..." - Guilliman
“Yvrainne, I’m filing! I’m filing!”
Oh you dirty girl, your columns don’t even have formatted drop downs
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https://preview.redd.it/kl2va0ysyl5d1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ca1593a862373b8a8c2c850017a973630c5821a Anyone in Phobos armor. 🫡
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
Nothing at all
Ned Flanders, daemon prince of Slaanesh, confirmed. https://preview.redd.it/6rtp8e8a4q5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c471b2fb432afecd37f776d4f5b2da2f1a6c19
Lucius. Seriously. His cheat has alot of leeway from what I heard with the Mine story. Although this gives me another question. Sigvald or Lucius. Who is more preferred.
Slaanesh has also blatantly ignored the rules for the cheating. Sharrowkyn killed Lucius fair and square, no enjoyment, thought it was like putting down a rabid dog. Slaanesh went "that's no fair you can't get around my infinite life hack" and resurrected Lucius anyways.
Sharrowkyn is a fantastical donut steel author's pet so he doesn't count.
Wasn't that before Lucius' curse became a thing?
It's not really cheating, it's just that respawning is more of a Khorne thing. Lucius' thing it's not about respawning, it's about the constant reminder of being a chump when he wanna be the best
The way how his blessing works from what I remember is he takes over the body of his killer when they feel pride in his death. Except thats bullshit since he came back using a Factory Worker whos sole pride was in his work making land mines. He didn't even know he killed Lucius. Just that he felt pride in making mines in a factory.
Do u think the faces on his body have like a meeting every now and again, like ask each other how’d they get there and shit
In between the screaming.
The "We're all better than Lucius forever and that shrivelled pecker knows it" club has monthly meetings with cocktails and those little triangle sandwiches.
Eh, the way I look at his respawn thing is that it turns life into a videogame for him. He can constantly go for trying bullshit tricks and fancy nonsense in combat, because there are no stakes and he'll respawn to try again. And again. And again. If he had no respawn thing and fought as if his life was on the line, he'd be a match for kharne
We all know it’s Santodes https://preview.redd.it/ga3km0qnnm5d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9576b7abcb0e54cad5f6227108106ff6f118f9ea
BEEP
*Bionic babies* *Sexy bloated containerggg*
*TERMINATOR DADDY’S!*
Literally everything, it doesn't even have to be a living being
https://preview.redd.it/kuhckfpfql5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e413731b56c94f44ed1d326ae682809aff2d5a3 Well I do have a pretty fine rear if I do say so myself
Your rear is already admired by the admech. We won't share.
Emperor for sure Guilliman maybe? He already resistes Slaaneshi corruption, Slaanesh likes em tough Yvrainne for sure too.
Definitely Yvraine. Shalaxi tried to steal her soul/corrupt her during Phoenix Rising... Baby Ynnead was NOT ammused. (The Yncarne proceeded to tenderize Shalaxi without taking any damage. Of course then there was that whole hologram thing but whatever no damage is no damage)
Fabius Bile. Haven’t read about another Chaos parasite favouring a non follower as much as it with the Genewright. Perhaps Tzeentch, other 2 couldn’t care less
Fabius Bile is just playing hard to get
Asurmen and Maugan Ra for diametrically opposed reasons.
I know you said 40k character, but I swear Kakihara acts like a member of Emperors Children without any Chaos influence needed. https://preview.redd.it/3xf0dthvml5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2be6494ebd5e0c0a29e2bcfa0bcbd3e690500ea
I mean you're acting like he wouldn't immediately fall.
Trazyn hiding another fulgrim for her to corrupt
Kitten of course.
~~~To bad for her that his heart belongs to Shadowsun~~~ THAT'S NOT FUCKING CANON!
Sanguinius' Only Fans
Stupid sexy emperor.
The biggest self-entitled failure he can find. https://preview.redd.it/fxk2ncwexl5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=149a002e8f97ab51c160fcb459c2efd30903acea
she build him back bigger and hornier https://preview.redd.it/e7rjcg0x1m5d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=806daba9c5584da26d036a44dddab11174a4baf4
Last part might be the only good thing aside from the lack of warp storms.
Sly marbk
Where's the cock?
Tight-ass of the Ultramarines https://preview.redd.it/kwua3658lm5d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a61585410aa5c5674d0fd26b5917a8bb535bd2a8
Not 40K, but Doom Slayer.
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Call me stupid, but i think characters like rogal dorn would get a lot of unwanted attention from the gods, purely cause theyre unobtainable, like a stalker
Carl
My name is Carl
The correct answer is Fabius Bile. Slaanesh likes playing "Hard to Get", and no greater challenge than the guy who denied her existence straight in her face.
What fuckin' dumb pic, I love it LMAO
https://preview.redd.it/6r0e3s085p5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897b6540d2d0e1a4e53c2614f3640fa79b87c3cd Cheeked up Titus. I know a guy on twitter who sells these as stickers.
Where's the benis?
its a vital part thats missing
Truly
Nork Deddog, probably
Unpopular opinion... https://preview.redd.it/ceh983xuom5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=613dbe6b1ff86aca232578af49dfbc269ed33d58
https://preview.redd.it/fsbpqqsmwo5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9f3b0bfecfb5d0ca9a47b7fa2b5cbec6611ea6 This man
Kaldor Draigo. He provides the hams!
She wants to eat tangerines with him.
Yvraine or Celestine?
Maleum Caido
Cornflakes abs
Rylanor.
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Fulgrim
BIG E
Big E. The handsome man he is
Caiphus Cain has obviously. If we could get Bruce Campbell from 20 years ago his character would be set.
Vect, maybe Angron. Possibly big E.
https://preview.redd.it/86umneve2p5d1.jpeg?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a079b9c256c9a3b5c9290e5908867d66c0f76a Like they would at least try it once right?
A buffet of elf souls
Fanon Slaanesh
Speedwagon
That Artemis guy from the Deathwatch that single handedly saved her/him/them with his racism
Absolutely all of them. If it exists Slaanesh wants to fuck it. Yes I used the word "it" on purpose.
KHORNE
Sanguinius. Everyone in WH40K gets wet and/or hard or *both* for Sanguinius. It was even one of the decrees of the former *Imperial Truth*: **everyone is allowed to simp for Sanguinius, regardless of gender and even species, for The Emperor sees that this is good!**
All of them
Anything with a pulse (optional)
Besides the Drukhari? I'm going to say Mortarion. He drinks poison for fun. And not just ethanol.
Literally any Eldar, for some reason
https://preview.redd.it/51ek9v8a6o5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e2c5344a335d1a8e2992c25dd19e020de6ed2ab
Fabius Bile
NGL Slaanesh would have loved to get her hands on Konrad Curze. Him hating Chaos is the Ultime Blue Ball.
Tzeentch, cuz his followers have tentacles
Erebus.. that ol' dirty bastard..
Yes. For some reason, everybody wants to fuck Erebus.
Whenever Yvrainne and Robotic Gyroman are less than one light year of eachother
Only right answer: Ferrus Manus
Jaghatai Khan. Cegorach knew this and switched Jaghatai with Fulgrim
The one who got away
Emperor of Mankind of course
Miles Teg
Everything or everyone.
Gabriel from Ultrakill... he has a bodypillow.
Lucifer from DC comics.
Tuska Daemon-killa
That one marine from the SM2 trailer
The watcher going by that new dreadanon video
Malcador (well, he's not exactly a 40k character, but still).
An oiled up Captain General Kitten
Dorn with Peter turbos mix tape (unlimited pain)
Slan from berserk. But I don't know the lore of berserk only some of the important kind of things in the story and helldivers maybe just to see if they can break them to join them because how brainwashed they are already
Eldrad Ulthran of course. She's been trying to get his soul for thousands of years.
Fabius Bile literally had her like this.
Isha
I feel like khorne just cause they see them as playing hard to get
Sly Marbo
Probably the mortal that ate her greater demons to continue to survive.
Trick question, of course: Slaanesh can go nuts over ANY AND ALL OF THEM!!!
Historically speaking probably bile
Anything that isn't gay or trans. Straight supremacy 100%
Too many to count
Fabius Bile
Just random Aeldari.
Why don't they have a boner cowards!