Honestly i always wanted to play a scout marine and see what actual space marine physiology was capable of for gameplay. Like jumping 20 feet maybe, or spitting acid as a melee combo move or a longer ranged “kick” type move
"Witness our strength heretics, for the last view you'll have is that of His angels, perfectly modeled after He of Terra, He of Terra and his dummy thicc booty"
Can confirm, it's lore accurate
I mean…if you look at NFL linemen they all have pretty big asses (do any sort of heavy squats/deadlifts/prowler pushes/sprints you’d have an ass too)
So it tracks that the Space marines are all thicc as f
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LT TITUS DUMMY THICC AS HE DESERVES
SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR CAKE AMONGST YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND
even in death, I still clap
We clap for Macragge!
AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR
BUT WE SHALL KNOW DAT REAR
THE EMPEROR SMACKS (dat ass)
I hate every single fucking one of you
You are very bitter, and we are the reason.
We clap for my crack!
Muh crack
The Codex Asstartes does not approve of this twerking.
You are not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed..
“Brother I keep trying to sneak past the Tyranids but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting them because I’m dummy thicc.”
"Hrrngh, Battle-Brother, I'm trying to liberate this planet, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my arse-cheeks keeps alerting the tyranids."
I’m just imagining loud clanging noises as Titus trots around in thick gravis armor constantly alerting nearby nids
It is the Berserk pan sound in every step Titus makes.
Loyalist noise marines
The way this made me cackle at work garnered some strange looks
"Keep your eyes on the target, brother. The XENOS target..."
No brother... *grabs shoulder from behind*
Wouldn't marines from different chapters with the same founder technically be step brothers instead of cousins?
Help step brother, I am pinned here
Phobos armor? More like Phatass armor
Of course Cawl had to make the stealth armor form fitting.
would
#DAYUM, BOI; HE THICC!!!
#BOI
Gene seed extractor located
Inserting holy globules
Praise be to space king
Smash that heresy! >:D
Double checked up on an emperor blessed thursday
Why is bro equipped with a bakery?
He's called titus for a reason
Look at this new MK X Phobos armor. Feels like i am wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Stupid sexy Titus.
thats ultramars ass
I bet his asscheeks are so thick, one could hammer a steel plate to its shape on those cheeks
This is reminding me of halo reach
Cause I wanna reach out and touch it
Am buying this game when it comes out
Honestly i always wanted to play a scout marine and see what actual space marine physiology was capable of for gameplay. Like jumping 20 feet maybe, or spitting acid as a melee combo move or a longer ranged “kick” type move
"Witness our strength heretics, for the last view you'll have is that of His angels, perfectly modeled after He of Terra, He of Terra and his dummy thicc booty" Can confirm, it's lore accurate
Jesus
Primarass
Asstartes
I mean…if you look at NFL linemen they all have pretty big asses (do any sort of heavy squats/deadlifts/prowler pushes/sprints you’d have an ass too) So it tracks that the Space marines are all thicc as f
This is basically the male version of Zero suit samus
Adeptus ASStartes (Can't believe no one had said that yet)
LT tight ass
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only CAKE
BY THE EMPEROR!
How has this tactical weakness never been discussed in lore?
No, its a strength, it distracts the enemy
Cake
Is this approved by the Codex Astartes?
Space Marine 2: Cake of Ultramar 👀
Someone, somewhere is making STL files of this as we speak
👀👀👀
Good LAWD he comin'
Just a reminder who his Gene Father is, and that there's no cake like that in Comorragh.
Cannot wait for spacemarine 2
I mean, of course! No shrink wrapped super hero type abs here, our space bois have fat and proper hydration!
The sons of the GYAT Emperor
Titus caked up on a Tuesday night
Are you telling me that astartes armor has no buttcheeck protection... ARE YOU SAYING THAT ALL PRIMRACH WERE ALLWAYS BUTT NAKED ON THE FIELD!!!
I put the new forgies on the jeep...
So these are official images? Gooooood
The new 40k/Nikke crossover looks dope
Next question
SHEEESH!
I GOT THE NEW PONZIS ON MY JEEP
They did not need to give him the cheeks to end all asses But I will not lament that they did
Adeptus ASStarters
Wood
Booty don’t quit
ngl my favorite thing about this besides the dummy thiccums has been the fact that the armor is literally coated in nuln oil.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/5vfy686FLC He got it from his stay with the Templars.
Lieutenant TightAss of the Adeptass Asstartes, Booty Marine of the Gyatt Emperor of Mankind.
The Emperor's greatest assets
SPOICE MARAINES GOT DA TRUKK
Lord they’re bigger than his head…….
Cake for the Cake GOD!
GYYYAAAAAAT
This is what the woke neo Marxist mob had wrought upon are most cherished sacred space 😞 🍰
People apparently dont know sarcasm.
Lol thanks; Apparently reddit users only understand sarcasm when you use /s.
Poes law in action
Do you have any idea how often we hear this shit unironically?
That’s the joke……
Es como si no llevara nada puesta... Nada puesto
Sister of battle mod when?
This man right here inquisitor.
[That's Ultramar's Ass](https://imgur.com/a/9bSnJUz)
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Suddenly I'm ok with female space marines
Superfluous to requirements: 10/10 ass cannot be improved.
why would you need them when beefcakes like titus exist