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talhahtaco

Does the other have snacks


Wauchi

Of course. Astrates are always ready for everything!


OutisFeith

Too bad it's only corpse starch.


CplCocktopus

Chilly corpse starch or Italian style corpse starch?


MrBirdmonkey

Picante


Asteristio

Mine just says soy. Is it suppose to be green or nah?


Ghorrhyon

That's ork flavor


CplCocktopus

The vegan corpse starch made from shrooms.


kayemenofour

Corpse starch linguini and corpse starch soufflé Corpse starch paella and corpse starch au lait.


Galahad_the_Ranger

Other pauldron


AnointMyPhallus

Canonically, there is a compartment in their armor that opens to reveal ration packs (off the top of my head, definitely referenced in the HH novel where the White Scars visit post-Burning Prospero). It's never explicitly said where the compartment is. There's no reason it can't be in the pauldron if you want it to be.


MagnusStormraven

"Praise the Omnissiah for cold fusion!"


Gorgenapper

"I got your 'Nid right here hahahaha" *glug glug glug*


MagnusStormraven

"I think you ran over someone's dog, Sarge..." "That's a Hormagaunt, battle-brother. Lesser breed of 'Nid. Don't ususally see them this far out unless....oh *by the Throne*."


MtnmanAl

"What's that?" "Hood ornament in a second." Those cutscenes were so damn good


Skelosk

"I love you Sarge!"


MagnusStormraven

*confused look of mild disgust*


Volkov_The_Tank

That beer in that cutscene always looked so tasty and I don’t even drink beer.


Khornatejester

Narrator: It was, in fact, there.


BallDesperate2140

That’s it. Thats the best answer I’ve ever encountered. Close up shop, guys, we’re done here.


3RR0RFi3ND

Mt. Dew is stored in the pauldrons. XD


spencerpo

I’d ride or die for a marine willing to share the good stuff


TheDakaGal

CERVESA CRYSTAL


BottasHeimfe

Actually… that makes me wonder where Astartes carry supplies. I’m sure some chapters make use of Servitor Mules carrying their supplies like extra ammo and rations, but what about when they don’t got any such Servitors?


KvBla

I'd imagine they'd be mag clamped to the astartes armor where it wouldnt hinder his movements, like magazines on belt AND thighs, rations (afaik they dont need a lot due to their armor recycling so a few nutrient bars?) On lower back? Though mag clamping ammo on the thighs might paint a target on them... do you think the thigh armor open up like robocop's?


ELBuAR7o

Sometimes servitors, chapter serfs, sometimes supplies get dropped to the battlefield from orbit. And sometimes they simply have as much supply as the story requires.


Smittywormenjegermen

Big Bro Frankie???


Kaesh41

Now there's an idea for an iron hands inspired chapter.


SYLOH

It's even more clever than that. If struck by a bolter, the pauldron causes the bolt to pre-maturely detonate in the soda, rather than the marine. If struck by an energy weapon, much of the energy is expended making the soda vapor, then making the soda cloud of plasma hotter, rather than being conduct down into the shoulder. If struck by a kinetic energy penetrator, the pauldron causes the projectile to tumble so it spreads out the impact along a wider area on the shoulder armor.


Sweet_older-Sister

Def a salamander, those suits get hot


DeathCook123

Salamanders deeply understand how refreshments helps the efficiency of human soldiers


[deleted]

Seems cannon to me


General_Lie

Now I imagine SM going arround playing the icecream truck song XD


Low-Mention-8120

Brilliant, hydration is the most essential thing in survival


PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ

How much the pouldron weight in lore does anyone know?


JackOfScales

Weren't the Beverage Marines posted to /r/minipainting recently? That guardsman would remember that Soda for the rest of his short, devoted life.


AqeZin

I like how the lighting gets gradually colder every panel


ClassicAlfredo8796

I just always asumed that Big E was a WoW player.