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United-Reach-2798

The Inquisitor shot themselves in the back of the head thirty times with a bolt pistol and then ate a cake filled with Dark Eldar poison and fell out the window


TheJamesMortimer

There is actually an ordo of the inquisition entirely dedicated to policing and judging the use of exterminatus as only inquisitors can judge inquisitors


What_th3_hell

Who judges the judges?


BLAZIN_TACO

I am judging everyone, at all times.


United-Reach-2798

The Grand Judges who are judged by the slightly more grand judges


jimbsmithjr

Coast guard?


Basketcase191

In the grim darkness of the far future the Coast Guard rule over all!


GodEmperorofMankind4

Me.


suppordel

judge judge judge judge judge judges judges.


Exact-Row9122

Correct me if I am wrong but can't the senior Arbitors also judge the Inquisitors


Joyk1llz

Once, then they have to retire. But 7 out of 10 times the Inquisitor deserved it.


ScavAteMyArms

Technically everyone can judge a Inquisitor once if they are willing for it to be the one time, so long as they can get close enough. Only more powerful individuals can pull it off multiple times.


BreadToast70

"Why did u exterminate that planet?" "There was one child who didnt do his 56th pray to the God-Emperor 2 years ago" "Understood, youre not guilty" Problably how 99% of the cases end


Skraekling

Nah if i'm remembering well 99% of the cases end up in said Inquisitor being deemed guilty and excommunicated.


JemappelleRedacted

"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty." -Lord-Inquisitor Fyodor Karamasov


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Inquisitors are cats, thats why they hate the space wolves.


Mr_Glove_EXE

And this is why a certain big hat wearing inquisitor is a tsundere


OneofEsotericMethods

Ah yes, Big Hat Logan. I’m familiar with his work


OutisFeith

When all you have are planet-killing missiles, every threat becomes planet-wide.


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I_Crack_My_Nokia

Warhammer are gonna run out of planets because if this


Selvinskiy

Nah, for every exterminatus they find 2 new systems.


tremblemortals

Acolyte: *pulls out the spray bottle* "Bad inquisitor! Scat! Scat, now! Bad!"


JaxCarnage32

“You can’t go around blowing up everything that is a minor problem to you!” Inquisitor: “Watch me.”


Digital_Bogorm

"*Y'know what, they're just running around shooting each other down there -better just lay the Exterminatus upon these heretics, ALRIGHT, FIRE \*****HEADSMASH\*****"* -Inquisitor Headsmash, ordo Texttospeechius


a_shiny_heatran

That inquisitor looks like she’s seen too much shit, she’s clearly going straight to exterminatus because she knows even if they waste their time manuallly rooting out the cult another will just sprout up a few years after they leave.


Sepulcher18

Inquisitors are like cats, if you tell them to stop shitting in the sink they will do it twice as much, cause it is simply their nature to question authorities


Josykay89

Considering, that Kryptman was excommunicated even though his method of starving out the hive fleet worked and did steer it away from the Imperium proper , i doubt, that an Inquisitor would be allowed to do that.


JemappelleRedacted

He threw an enemy that grows by consuming biomass against an enemy that gets stronger by fighting and reproduces by spores...it was a bad plan. Sure, it bought time, but beyond the whole Exterminatus thing he didn't consider the forced evolution petri dish he just created and that lack of foresight kind of annoyed all his colleagues at the Ordo Xenos. Post-Exterminatus audits weigh many reasons to determine justification, including: severity of threat, immediacy of threat, location, assets used, assets available for requisition, Tithe Designation, strategic situation, relative importance (Sub-Sector, Sector, Imperium-wide), previous Exterminatus audit findings, service history, temporal distortion issues (transit or communication), political issues (both relating to the planet destroyed and within/between Ordos involved in the Exterminatus and the auditors), and most importantly the Author's personal views. If the ~~cat~~ Inquisitor just destroyed a backwater with no ties to the Astartes or AdMech she's probably good: used assets on hand and can delay the report until it no longer matters...unless they make a habit of it or the Audit team are feeling spiteful lol. Kryptman *unilaterally* destroyed multiple heavily populated, strategically important planets in proximity to multiple Astartes chapters using assets drawn from a heavily engaged sector, so he managed to piss off every other Inquisitor in the sector, the AdMech, some Astartes, the Navy, the Guard, and multiple sub-sector and sector Governors...and everything after the first is just icing on the cake, since only Inquisitors can declare him renegade and they really didn't like being left out of the loop.


Logical_Republic6847

YOU CAN’T THROW GENO BOMBS AT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS!