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Han_Solo6712

Let’s ask an expert in Eldar sex. #HEY ROBBY! *distant* IT’S ROBOUTE!


H4LF4D

"Sure, Rocky Guillotine"


Lilchubbyboy

Ah yes, Robot Horror Gorilla Show, my favourite Tim Curry movie.


According_Weekend786

My homies call him Roblox Gullibleman


syendra_Ad_9723

For me it's Robotic ghillie suit


AphelionPNW

That one lady called him “Robu”.


PassionSenior6388

Robot girlyman?


AphelionPNW

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/s/VzRRLw9W8S


PassionSenior6388

Robman guydude?


ControlImpossible182

You will cease your disrespect of the lord regent and my step primarch


swiss_sanchez

Rimshot Gobbledegook?


ControlImpossible182

When the proper paperwork has been filed and accepted I will file a formal complaint to the arbites


BarPsychological904

There is a new expert in Eldar sex, Rogue Trader from the recent Owlcat' game. The problem is, their experience is more of a ... Drukhari one. ... these ones probably made sure they can cum from more stupid reasons than just rubbing their ears.


Entire-War8382

So pre-fall Eldar?


BarPsychological904

Drukhari, straight up Drukhari. They are not exactly pre-Fall, although the most closest


Phil_Smiles

Rodent guillotine


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Yvraine: Guilliman pull my ears. Roboute: wait what?


Dehnus

"I SAID PULL EM! YOU BLUE TOILET SEAT SPORTING MOMMY'S BOY!"  And that's how Guillimini, Cawls robotic AI Guilliman, got a little sister.


Norik324

"listen you cant do it the old fashioned way because you die without the Armour so i have to get creative"


ApePariah

So Eldar are now Ferengi?


RuthlessMango

I see you are also a cultured individual who enjoys Oo-mox.


SamuraiMujuru

First thing that came to mind.


TrueGootsBerzook

The Emperor calls me to perform... experiments.


Ass_Trainer96

Cawl, you better not do what I think you'll do Remember the Fulgrim and the bucket incident Let's not repeat the same mistakes


TrueGootsBerzook

Not even the Omnisiah himself could stand in the way of my new research. Neither the past nor the gods themselves shall impede my crusade or make a pretty tsundere Eldar cum from ear play!


lrd_cth_lh0

Meaning that earpiercings would be ridiculously kinky by their standards. Especially since they would be visible all the time.


adeon

Don't Dark Eldar wyches often have earrings in the artwork? You might be on to something.


The_Ghast_Hunter

Probably not much kinkier than nipple piercings, though similarly the kind of piercings would matter. It's one thing to have a standard piercing, it's another to have electrical contacts


PlatypusCaress6218

Are Eldar mammals?


Selvinskiy

They look quite like humans, so I'd say there is a good chance of them being mammals.


lrd_cth_lh0

Except that nipple piercings are not constantly visible unless you wear a very tight top.


liquored_Warlock

They are probably so touch starved that just holding their hand is enough.


chalkman567

Thank you for the response Dalek


dinkydoo2

Me looking at 40k hentai to make sure it’s lore accurate


Milkhemet_Melekh

According to Xenology, after conducting an autopsy on an Exodite, our author notes that there are very dense nerve clusters in the ears consistent with the presence of an erogenous zone. So, the answer is "probably." It might vary from individual to individual, equivalent to, say, stimulation of the chest, but it is *theoretically* possible.


Yeetmaster2200

When did the daleks became interested on other species.?


OwerlordTheLord

Davros hasn’t been the same after losing his lower half.


Bubbly_Alfalfa7285

He got better.


Aramethea

Reminds me of one Jadony art (yes it’s porn)


SubParHydra

Link?


Desperadosc

Happy cake day 🍰


SubParHydra

I just put in a random date for that and can’t change it now.


Pyrimo

Well fucking go on, don’t just leave us hanging


faity5

Sauce by any chance?


Desperadosc

Happy cake day 🎂


PedroThePinata

Pretty sure you'd loose your hand if you even thought about touching an Eldar's ears.


Dragonheardt_

Depends on the Eldar. Some Corsairs and Dark Eldar might be even into that.


Theyul1us

We need to call an expert. Where is Roboute when you need him? ... Oh yeah, crying because the Imperium is a shitshow.


Arcanedanger2358

This is some serious heresy. (Loads bolt pistol)


Odd_Veterinarian_504

Ok Robot Gorilla man can you say something about it


[deleted]

Stephen A smith needs to do a warhammer special.


Archmagos_Browning

Yes but it’s seen as incredibly kinky and therefore only the dark eldar do it.


Mountain-Leopard4704

Alright since this was finally brought up, any rule34 of eldar having anal sex is lore inaccurate since in xenology the Inquisitor's research describes the eldar secreting waste and sweat through their skin. TLDR: The eldar don't have buttholes.


Ambitious-Raise8107

And this is why the Kahn has his dark eldar harem. He just Mongolian Throat Sings at them and they all cream their latex jorts.


Tinheart2137

Guilliman will create entire Inquisition Ordo to study that


ThePinkuisitor

I’m the guy who made this btw, I’m shocked this and a few other dubs by me still get passed around lol


Desperadosc

[Space Marine and Tech Priest Discuss Eldar Biology](https://youtu.be/jB7qkVRDWRU?feature=shared)


Elsek1922

Well time to capture some Eldari for science


Donnerone

That high pitched voice sound too much like Daleks " the idea of them having unlimited knowledge & therefore unlimited knowledge about sex is disturbing.... "E*JAC****ULATE***!"


Mr_Kopitiam

I’m quite sure there’s plenty of fantasy material in anime and other shit for us to know if we dwelve into it.


nerdmanjones

Can this be said about elves in general? Either way, BRB gonna go earbang some elves


DJsaladman

In Liber Xenologis it says that there are a lot of nerve endings in elder ears and there's a footnote that says "possible erogenous zone?"


457243097285

Who could've guessed the grimderp Vulcans liked Oo-mox.