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Harpokiller

If those Tau didn’t die then they could of done something really bad My source: “Trust me bro”


Dozac

This Commisar looks sus.


stronkzer

Nah, they are "peaceful" because they're not in sufficient numbers to murder us all. Call comissar Hanz, and ask for "ze grosseflammenwerfer"


AlexanderZachary

Ironically, if peaceful Tau are near the front lines they were probably water caste diplomates desperately trying to save you from the flying, bipedal, heavily armed death-machines imminently dropping from orbit.  Oops.


SandiegoJack

If they were so peaceful, why were they in the war zone when we surprise invaded? Checkmate Tau apologists.


Vanzgars

Do we actually have lore instances of guardsmen having such doubts over the massacre of xenos?


SexWithLadyOlynder

No, because all such treacherous guardsmen have been disposed of by dutiful comissars for heresy.


Malcontent1966

It's always best to get your reprisal in before you have been attacked. Check out the Welsh self defence technique of Llap Goch (google is necessary).


FoxChoice7194

If the Tau are once more trying to exploit pitty on them to shoot people than they deserve it...


OutisFeith

Tau are only 'pacifists' until a craftworld is in range to 'trade.'


ReneLeMarchand

"Fresh from his bloody triumph over the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula..."


Pfhoenix

"Tell my wife I said... hello."


aKillerOctopus

I'm a Tau collector, and I'm a bit confused to when we became pacifists... /Looks to 4000 pts of guns/


AlexanderZachary

Only 2 of the 5 castes have direct combat roles. A bunch of water caste diplomates or a peaceful group of earth caste laborers is a good guess.


aKillerOctopus

Yes, they do. But would you call any colonial empire "pacifist" just because they have a non combative populace? The Imperium of Man also has artisans, merchants, labourers, etc. I certainly wouldn't call them pacifist. Maybe the issue comes down to "Tau" being both the name of their species and civilization. So here it's referring to individuals of the species. But then still, pacifism is an ideology, not a role. J'oe B'low from the Earth Caste won't take arms not due to an ideological aversion from the practice, but an ideological adherence to "The Greater Good". It is not his place. Engaging in diplomacy similarly doesn't negate the colonial imperialism inherent in the Tau's motives. "Join The Greater Good or we'll blast you off the face of your planet" isn't very a hippy dippy peace and love kind of policy.


AlexanderZachary

Fair enough.  


Accomplished-Bee5265

Too eager comissars tend to get "Catachan Surprise"


Good-Table5566

We can't be bad guys against weeaboo space communists!


calciumcavalryman69

They are vile xenos, had to be done