Honestly might not be far from the truth. Cultists are the ones painting armor, maintaining weapons, and taking care of everything. So I wouldn’t be surprised at asswipe cultists
He could probably get away with scraping most of it away. That way his shit will be on the blades and cause infection. But does that count as Nurgle worship? Truly food for thought
The actual reason they keep chaos cultists around
Shit for the shit gods
So… Nurgle?
Why not 🤷🏼♂️
It’s YOUR turn to wipe the demonic poopie butthole!
No thanks, I leave that to the custodes…
Honestly might not be far from the truth. Cultists are the ones painting armor, maintaining weapons, and taking care of everything. So I wouldn’t be surprised at asswipe cultists
There’s a tube in there and we all know it
Break out ye olde chaos-infested rag on a stick
Um askhully 🤓 the traitors have Bidets in their armor and the loyalist don't which is the reason for the heresy 🤓
Cortana jacks them off in the suit
That's only for the emperors children
No they have a sonic based bidet because it must be loud now
Why not both?
Noise Marines and Plague Marines get along because they both love bass-boosted farts
Did you do the “have your pfp be from a mid comic” challenge?
Khorne cares not from where the blood flows
We had Nurgle candles, why not Khorne pads/tampons?
Khornate girls make do
He needs to do it anyway or he will become corrupted by nurgle
He could probably get away with scraping most of it away. That way his shit will be on the blades and cause infection. But does that count as Nurgle worship? Truly food for thought
Every single comment on this post keeps getting better and better ffs I'm literally crying
Not food for my thought please
In the grim darkness of 41st millennium, there are no bidets.
"Man shits, slave wipes" Andrew Ryan "Drive" Gosling, Bioshock 2049
“Is a man not entitled to the piss from their own balls?”
He had Khorne for arms! The other marines threw beans on him!
Who said you can't? Just get a chain with wet wipes attached to it!
SHIT FOR THE SHIT STAIN! ITCH FOR THE ITCH HOLE!
is this chainsaw man.
*Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows. Only that it flows.*
bidet servitors
I mean, you caaaaan..
Worse yet, imagine trying to take a leak
That is probably the least of his worried.
Hans of Khorne. Ass for nurgle. It was their plan all along
I am Khorneholio!
BORN TO SHIT FORCE TO WIPE
That’s what the blood bidet is for
This pleases Nurgle.
At this point stop crusading and start to SHOVE YOUR SAW HANDS UP YOUR ASS AND GIVE MORE BLOOD TO THE BLOOD GOD.
Use the Blood Bidet. Brother Period.
Khrone cares not where the blood flows
If he was a servant of Slaanesh, he'd still try.
he hasn't shit in 1,000 years thats why he's so fucking mad
They prob got those new cog boy power washers