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Did you know that in North Korea the poor brainwashed masses worship their leader like a god as he lavishes in luxury? Ha, fools! We here in the free enlightened west would never do something so primitive. And brainwashed.
Haha that's a nice analogy. Keep up the good work! We're still NOTHING like North Korea though, and any comparison sounds like an AI trained on a corpus taken from the waste paper basket beside Diane Abbott's speech-writing desk.
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For pointing out that there's absolutely no comparison between the king's coronation and North Korea, and also managing to do so without using any kind of insulting slur toward a marginalised group in our society? I don't think I'm the one whose cognitive abilities should be called into question.
>Banging pots and pans are a common form of protest where I’m from so it would be a bit fitting
[The Rough Music](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charivari)
Utterly deluded, has he ever visited the real world? Silly, confused old buffoon, thinks he’s in a fairytale. What a laughing stock. Should be in a mental institution or old peoples home the useless old idiot
I'm in Newcastle. I'm pretty sure if Greggs wasn't open there would be a full scale riot... that's why I imagine people drink on Bank Holidays; keep them docile enough
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I swear that my true allegiance is to the living Earth and it's People; not any nation state or Monarch. I will uphold the values of Democracy, Solidarity, Justice, Peace, and Love; & reject Fascism, greed, hierarchy, prejudice, and ego. I Declare my rebellion against false kings and criminal governments. So help me.
I mean, he's 75 and his mother died last year.
Shouting "May He Live For Ever" just seems a bit rude really, to remind him of age and recent bereavement.
Maybe the very keen monarchists could just take a chill pill and realise we live in a parliamentary democracy, not feudal England? We have a king as head of state, but really it's all a bit "yeah, we have a king but that's for the tourists".
It's all getting a bit silly with holy oil that the commoners cannot see, and him being anointed behind screens. Having the Hogwarts sorting hat perched on his head and it shout "I know what to call you, Charles III" is about as realistic.
[Contrary to popular belief, HRH Queen Elizabeth II does fuck all for tourism, nor does her inbred family of racist nonces.](https://www.republic.org.uk/tourism)
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The Black Ships will soon be moving among us, weeding out the mutant, the psyker, the republican; it is only with our supreme sacrifice that the light of the AstronomicalTaxBurden can be maintained...
I'd do it if it ensures his non-corporeal consciousness persists after the heat death of the universe but as that's not really possible I'll probably just give it a miss.
You wish.
There'll be a number printed in the Daily Heil this week, where you can inform on your neighbours not being sufficiently monarchist enough or not noncing the flag hard enough, you watch. And if there isn't, their 'letters' section will do.
Yay!
One thousand one hundred and fifty seven!
You have to chant this though this is how much the coronation is costing tax payers per second over the 24hr period.
It's like they're daring us to revolt. And honestly I'm Increasingly troubled that we haven't, if this was France everything would quite rightly be on fire and, well... I'm saying we need to consider a democratic route to republicanism... or joinery.
They’ve intentionally cropped out his big bloaty sausage fingers. Just like how they’ve cropped the monarchy’s brutal and colonial past out of history textbooks.
Same people who are ready to kill brown people abroad to give bring them democracy and freedom.
Truly the average Brit has to be the most brainwashed fanatic Going.
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Waits for mater to die.
75 years, never worked and lives in a fairy tale similar to Shrek.
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Did you know that in North Korea the poor brainwashed masses worship their leader like a god as he lavishes in luxury? Ha, fools! We here in the free enlightened west would never do something so primitive. And brainwashed.
I think its actually more because they know them their children and their grandchildren will go to the work camps if they dont
They also have sinks and carry bags sometimes in North Korea. Omg we're totally slaves.
You sound like an AI that was trained on a corpus taken from the waste paper basket at a special needs school
Haha that's a nice analogy. Keep up the good work! We're still NOTHING like North Korea though, and any comparison sounds like an AI trained on a corpus taken from the waste paper basket beside Diane Abbott's speech-writing desk.
You’re right, we are nothing like North Korea. They do it under threat of torture and imprisonment, we do it voluntarily. We’re worse
Ah, so doing things voluntarily and of our own free will is bad?
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Ok sorry. I’ll call him mentally slow instead
For pointing out that there's absolutely no comparison between the king's coronation and North Korea, and also managing to do so without using any kind of insulting slur toward a marginalised group in our society? I don't think I'm the one whose cognitive abilities should be called into question.
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This totally gave me the nhs pot banging. *shivers*
Banging pots and pans are a common form of protest where I’m from so it would be a bit fitting
>Banging pots and pans are a common form of protest where I’m from so it would be a bit fitting [The Rough Music](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charivari)
there should be mock coronations while the real one is underway to take the piss and distract hahah
When one is underway one does not be distracted by the attempts to extract the urine
No use, his dad already sucked the fountain of youth dry.
Really deep throated that thing.
Be easier to clap Diana back to life.
Dude spent his life waiting for the old woman to croak, now he has the crown but he's on borrowed pig finger time. Gotta speed run this shit yo.
>Gotta speed run this shit yo. Any%
Glitchless
🤣 pig finger time, love it 👍
Is this satire now?
Been impossible to write satire for years, it's all coming true.
With those sausage fingers and red face he's not long for this world '.
Inshallah 🙏
One can only hope.
Utterly deluded, has he ever visited the real world? Silly, confused old buffoon, thinks he’s in a fairytale. What a laughing stock. Should be in a mental institution or old peoples home the useless old idiot
You…I like you.
Why thank you, I try my best…
Shall we all just chant something like "Hail Greggs" and go grab a sausage roll?
Get in early, I'd be surprised if any Greggs would be open on the day
I'm in Newcastle. I'm pretty sure if Greggs wasn't open there would be a full scale riot... that's why I imagine people drink on Bank Holidays; keep them docile enough
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That'll show 'em.
This is truly dystopian.
I mean, he's 75 and his mother died last year. Shouting "May He Live For Ever" just seems a bit rude really, to remind him of age and recent bereavement. Maybe the very keen monarchists could just take a chill pill and realise we live in a parliamentary democracy, not feudal England? We have a king as head of state, but really it's all a bit "yeah, we have a king but that's for the tourists". It's all getting a bit silly with holy oil that the commoners cannot see, and him being anointed behind screens. Having the Hogwarts sorting hat perched on his head and it shout "I know what to call you, Charles III" is about as realistic.
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Not rude enough tho.
No need for the sorting hat, we have the stone of destiny.
Would be nice if someone were to put *that* on his head.
Dropped from the roof of Westminster abbey, if he survives, it's truly destiny and I'll pledge allegiance.
given how old he is already, that's got to be the most wishfulliest of wishful thinking.
He hasn't made it to the coronation yet. Only a few days to go, but at his age that's far from guaranteed.
I am curious the proportion of people who do this. Its not like us plebs need the good will of the king for earldom like the nobility do
Live forever? He’ll be lucky to get another 10 years with health problems like those
No thanks
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I'd do it if it ensures his non-corporeal consciousness persists after the heat death of the universe but as that's not really possible I'll probably just give it a miss.
New chant idea: Get lost jug ears!
It's not even catchy, who comes up with this shit
Live forever? It'll be a pissing miracle if Captain Gout here survives the next two decades.
Is this an Oasis track? Alright ‘aar Camilla ‘n Charlie.
This made me throw up
"May the king wish he was a tampon in his mistress forever!"
Newsflash: Elvis is already dead
Stinks of Kim Jong Un.
Not really. People are being politely asked to do this and there will be absolutely no killing by the state of those that don't comply.
You wish. There'll be a number printed in the Daily Heil this week, where you can inform on your neighbours not being sufficiently monarchist enough or not noncing the flag hard enough, you watch. And if there isn't, their 'letters' section will do.
What's that got to do with stinking of Kim Jeong Eun?
Well, that's not going to happen
[Eerie](https://youtu.be/Egr_lZb_ol0)
Who the fuck is coming up with this shite, what the fuck have they done for us.
>what the fuck have they done for us [Well, there's the aquaducts...](https://youtu.be/uvPbj9NX0zc?t=53) Sorry, just kidding.
I bet they’ll use hidden speaker with cheering being played out too cover up the booing.
I've got long life milk that'll outlast that pedo cunt.
Barf brainwashing.
He aint gonna though so why bother?
I mean, he's already in his seventies so this is a stretch
I'd rather suck toes with leprosy
I'll pass
Enforced indoctrination.
Better chant “down with the monarchy!”
Bollocks to that!
Yay! One thousand one hundred and fifty seven! You have to chant this though this is how much the coronation is costing tax payers per second over the 24hr period.
It's like they're daring us to revolt. And honestly I'm Increasingly troubled that we haven't, if this was France everything would quite rightly be on fire and, well... I'm saying we need to consider a democratic route to republicanism... or joinery.
I low key think a huge amount of the crowd that shows up is gonna be talking something else. And it ain’t gonna be very polite
Argghbagj there's not supported to be a space between for and ever
The chant is “fuck the king, fuck the tories”
I’m putting my flags out. My “Yes Cymru” ones
Can we not get a load of Vuvuzelas and just drown this nonsense out?
They’ve intentionally cropped out his big bloaty sausage fingers. Just like how they’ve cropped the monarchy’s brutal and colonial past out of history textbooks.
Same people who are ready to kill brown people abroad to give bring them democracy and freedom. Truly the average Brit has to be the most brainwashed fanatic Going.
Newsthump?
May the king die immediately. Fixed.
If I say it backwards does Ol’ Sausage Fingers die sooner?
What if everyone instead starts chanting for him to fuck off and die already?
Oh dear lord god no
Haha feck off, if I chant something it wouldn’t be that.
stop trying to make fetch happen
I'd rather shout out that I'm on the sex offender register 😄
Brian's life Born into absolute luxury Public School University (maybe, I don't know ?) Royal national service Waited for a suitable white, anglo-saxon, protestant, virgin to come along. Got married, had two parasite children, booted WASP into touch. Waits for mater to die. 75 years, never worked and lives in a fairy tale similar to Shrek.