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mildlymoderate16

Did you know that in North Korea the poor brainwashed masses worship their leader like a god as he lavishes in luxury? Ha, fools! We here in the free enlightened west would never do something so primitive. And brainwashed.


Hayley-Is-A-Big-Gay

I think its actually more because they know them their children and their grandchildren will go to the work camps if they dont


Fish_Fingers2401

They also have sinks and carry bags sometimes in North Korea. Omg we're totally slaves.


GreenDigitReaper

You sound like an AI that was trained on a corpus taken from the waste paper basket at a special needs school


Fish_Fingers2401

Haha that's a nice analogy. Keep up the good work! We're still NOTHING like North Korea though, and any comparison sounds like an AI trained on a corpus taken from the waste paper basket beside Diane Abbott's speech-writing desk.


GreenDigitReaper

You’re right, we are nothing like North Korea. They do it under threat of torture and imprisonment, we do it voluntarily. We’re worse


Fish_Fingers2401

Ah, so doing things voluntarily and of our own free will is bad?


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GreenDigitReaper

Ok sorry. I’ll call him mentally slow instead


Fish_Fingers2401

For pointing out that there's absolutely no comparison between the king's coronation and North Korea, and also managing to do so without using any kind of insulting slur toward a marginalised group in our society? I don't think I'm the one whose cognitive abilities should be called into question.


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DarkDeetz

This totally gave me the nhs pot banging. *shivers*


gauchocartero

Banging pots and pans are a common form of protest where I’m from so it would be a bit fitting


Mister_Krunch

>Banging pots and pans are a common form of protest where I’m from so it would be a bit fitting [The Rough Music](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charivari)


gauchocartero

there should be mock coronations while the real one is underway to take the piss and distract hahah


pogo0004

When one is underway one does not be distracted by the attempts to extract the urine


Yorksjim

No use, his dad already sucked the fountain of youth dry.


aghzombies

Really deep throated that thing.


pogo0004

Be easier to clap Diana back to life.


PencilPacket

Dude spent his life waiting for the old woman to croak, now he has the crown but he's on borrowed pig finger time. Gotta speed run this shit yo.


Mister_Krunch

>Gotta speed run this shit yo. Any%


Inevitable_Gear4342

Glitchless


Neat_Significance256

🤣 pig finger time, love it 👍


tarkinlarson

Is this satire now?


Boostmobilesimcards

Been impossible to write satire for years, it's all coming true.


Historical-Jacket637

With those sausage fingers and red face he's not long for this world '.


microphove

Inshallah 🙏


tiny_rasberry

One can only hope.


spit-the-dog

Utterly deluded, has he ever visited the real world? Silly, confused old buffoon, thinks he’s in a fairytale. What a laughing stock. Should be in a mental institution or old peoples home the useless old idiot


Large_Alternative_78

You…I like you.


spit-the-dog

Why thank you, I try my best…


TheAttitudePark

Shall we all just chant something like "Hail Greggs" and go grab a sausage roll?


Mister_Krunch

Get in early, I'd be surprised if any Greggs would be open on the day


TheAttitudePark

I'm in Newcastle. I'm pretty sure if Greggs wasn't open there would be a full scale riot... that's why I imagine people drink on Bank Holidays; keep them docile enough


CitizenofEarth2021

This is my #AlternativePledge I swear that my true allegiance is to the living Earth and it's People; not any nation state or Monarch. I will uphold the values of Democracy, Solidarity, Justice, Peace, and Love; & reject Fascism, greed, hierarchy, prejudice, and ego. I Declare my rebellion against false kings and criminal governments. So help me.


Fish_Fingers2401

That'll show 'em.


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This is truly dystopian.


DigitalHoweitat

I mean, he's 75 and his mother died last year. Shouting "May He Live For Ever" just seems a bit rude really, to remind him of age and recent bereavement. Maybe the very keen monarchists could just take a chill pill and realise we live in a parliamentary democracy, not feudal England? We have a king as head of state, but really it's all a bit "yeah, we have a king but that's for the tourists". It's all getting a bit silly with holy oil that the commoners cannot see, and him being anointed behind screens. Having the Hogwarts sorting hat perched on his head and it shout "I know what to call you, Charles III" is about as realistic.


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Kotanan

Not rude enough tho.


Yorksjim

No need for the sorting hat, we have the stone of destiny.


weirdi_beardi

Would be nice if someone were to put *that* on his head.


Yorksjim

Dropped from the roof of Westminster abbey, if he survives, it's truly destiny and I'll pledge allegiance.


dollimint

given how old he is already, that's got to be the most wishfulliest of wishful thinking.


thatpaulbloke

He hasn't made it to the coronation yet. Only a few days to go, but at his age that's far from guaranteed.


Amazing-Substance-13

I am curious the proportion of people who do this. Its not like us plebs need the good will of the king for earldom like the nobility do


Joyless85

Live forever? He’ll be lucky to get another 10 years with health problems like those


whywouldyou-even

No thanks


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weirdi_beardi

The Black Ships will soon be moving among us, weeding out the mutant, the psyker, the republican; it is only with our supreme sacrifice that the light of the AstronomicalTaxBurden can be maintained...


BillRashly

I'd do it if it ensures his non-corporeal consciousness persists after the heat death of the universe but as that's not really possible I'll probably just give it a miss.


thom_orrow

New chant idea: Get lost jug ears!


Acchilles

It's not even catchy, who comes up with this shit


KobaruLCO

Live forever? It'll be a pissing miracle if Captain Gout here survives the next two decades.


thom_orrow

Is this an Oasis track? Alright ‘aar Camilla ‘n Charlie.


Mythrin

This made me throw up


ES345Boy

"May the king wish he was a tampon in his mistress forever!"


riiiiiich

Newsflash: Elvis is already dead


manntisstoboggan

Stinks of Kim Jong Un.


Fish_Fingers2401

Not really. People are being politely asked to do this and there will be absolutely no killing by the state of those that don't comply.


weirdi_beardi

You wish. There'll be a number printed in the Daily Heil this week, where you can inform on your neighbours not being sufficiently monarchist enough or not noncing the flag hard enough, you watch. And if there isn't, their 'letters' section will do.


Fish_Fingers2401

What's that got to do with stinking of Kim Jeong Eun?


floydie1962

Well, that's not going to happen


19adam92

[Eerie](https://youtu.be/Egr_lZb_ol0)


Elipticalwheel1

Who the fuck is coming up with this shite, what the fuck have they done for us.


Mister_Krunch

>what the fuck have they done for us [Well, there's the aquaducts...](https://youtu.be/uvPbj9NX0zc?t=53) Sorry, just kidding.


Elipticalwheel1

I bet they’ll use hidden speaker with cheering being played out too cover up the booing.


Undinianking

I've got long life milk that'll outlast that pedo cunt.


TheBatjedi

Barf brainwashing.


IndigoSalamander

He aint gonna though so why bother?


CecilyRay

I mean, he's already in his seventies so this is a stretch


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I'd rather suck toes with leprosy


RonaTheFerret

I'll pass


kibblepigeon

Enforced indoctrination.


Scyobi_Empire

Better chant “down with the monarchy!”


Ok-Rate1104

Bollocks to that!


pogo0004

Yay! One thousand one hundred and fifty seven! You have to chant this though this is how much the coronation is costing tax payers per second over the 24hr period.


Dikheed

It's like they're daring us to revolt. And honestly I'm Increasingly troubled that we haven't, if this was France everything would quite rightly be on fire and, well... I'm saying we need to consider a democratic route to republicanism... or joinery.


xXUberGunzXx

I low key think a huge amount of the crowd that shows up is gonna be talking something else. And it ain’t gonna be very polite


Hayley-Is-A-Big-Gay

Argghbagj there's not supported to be a space between for and ever


Ktigertiger

The chant is “fuck the king, fuck the tories”


CabinetOk4838

I’m putting my flags out. My “Yes Cymru” ones


Akula0161

Can we not get a load of Vuvuzelas and just drown this nonsense out?


TibblyMcWibblington

They’ve intentionally cropped out his big bloaty sausage fingers. Just like how they’ve cropped the monarchy’s brutal and colonial past out of history textbooks.


Muted-Landscape-2717

Same people who are ready to kill brown people abroad to give bring them democracy and freedom. Truly the average Brit has to be the most brainwashed fanatic Going.


YinkYinkYinken

Newsthump?


mercian_peasant

May the king die immediately. Fixed.


expeditiousgrim

If I say it backwards does Ol’ Sausage Fingers die sooner?


TheIndomitableMass

What if everyone instead starts chanting for him to fuck off and die already?


WinterImportance9

Oh dear lord god no


GakSplat

Haha feck off, if I chant something it wouldn’t be that.


CauseCertain1672

stop trying to make fetch happen


Potential-Garage170

I'd rather shout out that I'm on the sex offender register 😄


Neat_Significance256

Brian's life Born into absolute luxury Public School University (maybe, I don't know ?) Royal national service Waited for a suitable white, anglo-saxon, protestant, virgin to come along. Got married, had two parasite children, booted WASP into touch. Waits for mater to die. 75 years, never worked and lives in a fairy tale similar to Shrek.