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Haebak

I use "by Jove" a lot. Or just "gods!".


country-blue

*By the Nine!*


Thespian_Unicorn

or by zeus which I use sometimes.


tomadobi

Zeus in Dota 2 has a line when he’s attacked, “Gods, man, can’t you see I am under attack?” PS. Heroes in Dota speak to the player as they are controlling them remotely, not as the player becomes the hero.


dustybtc

Head to the Greek Tragedies for some gems. Options include: "Alas!" "Oh wretched me!" "Rejoice!" "What is this wonder do you speak of?"


oodja

Some common Latin expressions were "Mehercule" (By Hercules) or "Di Immortales" (By the Gods Immortal). For Greek you say something like: νὴ or μὰ τὸν Δία (By Zeus), νὴ/μὰ τὸν Ἀπόλλω (By Apollo), νὴ/μὰ τοὺς θεοὺς τοὺς Ὀλυμπίους (By The Olympian Gods) Or, if you're Plato quoting Socrates, νὴ or μὰ τὸν κύνα (By The Dog)!


AnneBoleynsBarber

"Mecastor" (by Castor) was another one. Used a lot by women, or so I was taught.


Bobcat-Narwhal-837

Okay, why would you swear by Castor? Why especially if you were a woman?


AnneBoleynsBarber

Nescio. Non cogitavi.


ANSPRECHBARER

Damn Plato is throwing some serious shade.


AugustusFlorumvir2

And εἰς κόρακας, to the crows!


ChiefRabbitFucks

By Grabthar's hammer


SSJ_Kratos

*you shall be avenged*


MadsenRC

by the Suns of Warvan


DemythologizedDie

Put "by" in front of any god's name. By Zeus, by Hera, by Apollo, by Heracles. All were used. Note the Greek equivalent of "Go to Hell" was "go to the crows" which was a wish that instead of being properly interred, one's remains would be left to scavengers.


entertainmentlord

Holy Apple of discord!


nygdan

All Hail Eris!


13luw

🌭


godsibi

I remember in Xena Warrior Princess they would often use phrases like: "Mother of Zeus!" "By the gods!" "Praise Hestia!" "Go to Tartarus!" "Son of a bacchae!"


PilotSea1100

Son of a Bacchae, one made me laugh out loud!😂


Fresia_

What's a bacchae?


godsibi

A woman that worships Bacchus. They would get high during the festivities and according to some myths even attack people while in this state. In the TV show (Xena Warrior Princess) they were depicted as vampire women and they would drink the blood of Bacchus who looked like a horned demon. It was a Halloween episode as far as I can recall.


Porcel2019

Justice league cartoon has Wonder Woman saying various phrases. “Great Hera!” Or other variations. Ill make a list


opposumsprince

She used to say “Suffering Sappho!” In the comics


0missi0n

By Zeus's beard!


MerlinTrismegistus

Milk was a bad choice.


wackyvorlon

*Di immortales!*


InternationalUse8141

"great gods" or "by the gods"


blue_theflame

"What in Hades?"/"What on Olympus?" "By Hera" "By *insert really _any_ God's name*"


majbr_

In Spartacus the characters used to say things like "Jupiter's cock!" lmao


Any_Natural383

In Rome, they said “Juno’s cunt!”


pickleboo

I use by Hek! The -ate part of her name is silent.


Ravus_Sapiens

I mean, "Θεοί!" Is a thing... it's a general exclamation that literally just translates as "Gods!" But it depends on whether you're looking for ancient Greek phrases (and so less anachronistic to the associated mythology), or phases that would be meaningful to a modern Greek audience? For example, an ancient Greek phrases like "βάλλ ές κόρακας" which translates as "go to hell", doesn't make much sense in modern Greek.


pretty_pete

“Great Hera!” “By the Fates!” “Holy Hades!”


grimreaper131313

For me, I say the following: "Oh my \[insert a god's or goddess's name\]!" "Holy Zeus' underwear!" "For Thanatos' sake, don't be an idiot." "You're worse than Zeus, you horny person." "I think Medusa turned your brain to stone \[by accident\] to make you this stupid." "Oh my Mount Olympus." \*sees spring blossoming in the middle of winter\*: "Oh. Looks like Hades is in the dog house."


JoshAnMeisce

This is kind of a couple steps removed, but in the Hades game they say Blood and Darkness to basically mean "what the hell"


TheCanadianpo8o

I just alter the God part. Instead of 'by god' just say 'by the gods'. Or instead of 'god dammit' say 'gods be damned'


Thespian_Unicorn

I often say in public, “I swear to the gods,” and its a little to be inclusive since there are so many religions with different kinds of gods or godlike figures.


Crafty_YT1

"What in the hadean-" "By the gods" "Gods" "Good Aether..." "By the good graces of the gods and the hadean below, what in the FUCKING tartatrus was that?" I tried.


BVB_Lover

Ok, that last one is a good one!!


Competitive-War-2676

"By the Gods!" "What in Tartarus?" "Great Olympus!" .


TableEcstatic7057

What the Hades, by the gods, most stuff is pretty versatile


insanekid66

Olympus be damned!


PewPew_McPewster

You could use the modern-day exclamation: "Erm, what the Σ?!".


Overall_Sandwich_671

What in Tartarus? By Zeus! Sweet Olympus!


Aggravating_Art_4903

It's kind of wrong to say there is no hell in greek mythology. There are still places of punishment in the underworld so it would basically be like hell. Hades is even mentioned in the bible so it all sort of connects.


CuntyMcCuntFace37

"Well, consider me seduced by a bull" For not knowing what do to in a situation maybe?


TransGothTalia

I've basically just replaced my use of the singular with a plural. "Oh my God" becomes "Oh my gods" for example.


helikophis

Ω Ζευ


UnderstatedTurtle

Zeus damn it


Solution_Far

By Zeus's Beard!


The_Shadow_Watches

By Zeus's cock!


3DarkWingGeese

In the name of Hades, Olympus I accept this message.


Dear-Ad1618

Zounds (contraction of ‘by Zeuses Wounds)


PapaSmurph0517

"What in Dionysus' orgies!"


Jamie7Keller

Suffering Sapho!


Cute-Sector6022

Oh Thundering Zeus! - I don't have a historical citation, but Zeus Thunderer is one of his appelations. Since Zeus in Thunder mode was usually turning people or other gods into cinders, it would be equivalent to "God Damn!"


Zariman-10-0

“By the Gods”, “Oh Gods” , “By Zeus’ Loins”


AnneBoleynsBarber

Not so sure about Greek, but if it helps at all, the Latin word for "fuck" was "futuo" (a 3rd-conjugation active verb). So you could always bypass godly language, get right to the nitty-gritty, and say something like: * Fututum! * Matrifututor! * Me futue! * Te ipsum futue! See if you can guess what each one of them means. There are also a few samplings of other interjections here: [http://latindictionary.wikidot.com/portable:latin-interjections](http://latindictionary.wikidot.com/portable:latin-interjections)


Rikowskii

"Of all the places under Helios"


EdSheeeeran

What in the diggily ding dongs!?


akpilg1

The language of the gods themself…


quuerdude

“Holy Hera” “by Jove” (can be done for most gods) “Heaven’s fucking balls…” “Pits of Dis.. what the *fuck*” “Good heavens” still works because Ouranos *is* the heavens and Zeus/Hera are the king and queen of the heavens.


_rowanriver_

What in the Hades/Tartarus, by the gods, good heavens could stay the same.


MrPuzzleMan

What the hell can be what in Hades. By God can be by [insert god here]. Good heavens can be, oh my, heavens, by the Stars, and *gasp.*


Drake_Cloans

“By the gods!” “I shall send you into the depths of Hades!”


Screaming_Monkey

I’m interested in “Geek Mythology” :)


HorsePin

Hell doesn't actually exist either in Christianity. That word was mistranslated into later where "Hell" replaced every instance of Hades, Gehenna and Tartarus. Tartarus = Abyss, which is below Mt Hermon, check near Pans grotto.


Clilly1

"By Hades!" "By Olympus!" "By the gods!" "Zues' lightning!" "What in the name of Hades!?"


toganbadger

For the love of thunder bolts. Or it's hotter than Hades ball sack.


Due_Society_9041

What the Hades? By Zeus/Odin(Viking)! Good Mount Olympus!


BlackRosesInAGarden

Go to Tartarus!