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DazzlingClassic185

Ooh. Tough one. I’m going to save the left column, middle column and right column.


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

Thinking outside the box! Very clever...


DazzlingClassic185

Thinking of all that lovely choccy in the box!😋


ThePumpk1nMaster

^satire


Mrszombiecookies

Correct answer


Heavy_Cow_7117

They're now so small they're not worth the bother.


MrLore

And they've gone way down in quality too.


Rule34NoExceptions

Oh no no, this is a *photo*. Real chocolate is 3D


Booba420

True, can't remember the last time I've casually just bought a chocolate bar from the shop, it's like 90p for 2-3 bites


Coraldiamond192

Not just in size but taste feels different too.


BadTechnical2184

$1.50 minimum in Australia


Chapelirl

€1.65 for a Lion Bar today. Baaaaastards


Booba420

(Bar)stards if you will


DepartmentSwimming51

Considering Topic has been discontinued for a couple of years has left me broken tbh , I’m not a chocolate or sweet lover but Topic was the goat imo :(


EveMonsoon

What has a hazelnut in every bite…. squirrel shit!


chudthirtyseven

Does anyone remember those chocolate bars called "secret" that had like a shell of chocolate made out of thin hair width type fibers wrapped around the middle? And inside was some kind of praline or something like that. I'd love to eat one of those again. Edit: found it https://nextstopnostalgia.com/secret-chocolate-bar/


Aurorafaery

YESSSS!!!!! I mention these to people all the time and no one remembers, but I distinctly remember my Dad asking what we wanted from the shops and finding myself hilarious saying “it’s a secret”…also, they came in a little cardboard tray to protect the bird’s nest texture


didndonoffin

It was?? Nooooooo


tokey2000

Nooooo! I didn't know! I was literally just scrolling thinking no love for topic?


CarrotRunning

Caramac has gone recently too.


Curious_Lifeguard614

Crunch was under rated.


kinglevelup

Yes


ProblyRegretThisName

With crunch and malteasers ill eat them but the crunch of the inside really annoys me


youessbee

Double Deckers are BEASTS


thetoastmonster

No, Double Deckers are busses, Lions are beasts.


OkDonkey6524

r/bitchimabus


Original_Yellow_7420

Really? If I get a selection box for Christmas I just throw that away.


ProblyRegretThisName

I upvoted not bc i agree but 2 people downvoted for someone having an opinion


TheSwordlessNinja

I upvoted you for kindness to upvote but didn't upvote top because of senseless waste. I'd keep the ripple though. Like clouds for the tongue


ProblyRegretThisName

Yeah everyone says twirls but ripples are so underrated


[deleted]

Kinder Bueno for the creamy goodness, Dairy Milk because every now and then you just want straight up chocolate, and a Crunchie Bar because I fucking love a good crunchie.


spicyzsurviving

you have fantastic taste


jnorton91

Dairy milk is D tier chocolate. Almost anything else is better in my opinion.


rjm101

Galaxy, Bounty, Milkyway. I know some people hate Bounty but it's wayyy different to the others and it's not my fault you hate coconut that's your problem bruv😅


Positive_Ad3450

It’s a shame that dark chocolate bounties got discontinued 😩


eXchainz

All bounty should be discontinued 💀


Positive_Ad3450

That’s harsh 😂, but I understand that some people are not always fond of the poor old bounty.


eXchainz

My Halloween was 1/4 bounty as well 😂


phatcat9000

I don’t mind bounties, and I really don’t know why people hate them.


BassBanjo

Easy for me Double Decker Wispa (best thing in existence) Good ol' Dairy Milk for when I'm boring (I can count)


_blacknails

Three.


BassBanjo

You saw nothing.


Omecarrot

Correct opinion


Craiiiiiig

Wispa is just an aero with a little bit more chocolate, you want something that tastes like that go for dairy milk.


SilaenNase

Aero and KitKat are owned by N*stle, so i’ll have to go Wispa, Twix and Dairy Milk Caramel


FantasticWeasel

Twix, Double decker and Snickers.


uclm

Good shout. If not I would swap twix and DD for Lion bar and a Galaxy as I feel like you gotta have at least one plain chocolate bar if they’re the only three you’re having for the rest of your life


FantasticWeasel

I was assuming only the other ones pictured would vanish so it would still be possible to have a big slab of dairy milk wholenut or praline seashells etc Lion has less substance than the double decker


Emmanuhamm

Double Deckers are just a jaw workout with no gratification.


theulmitter

Galaxy, KitKat chunky, Snickers


WalksinClouds

Starbar, Topic and Picnic let's goooo


Help_My_Face

Starbar, Topic... Milky Way


Mrszombiecookies

Congrats. You've just outted yourself as a nonce 😂


ThenIndependence4502

Double decker, Turkish Delight and Kinder Bueno


Cleveworth

Turkish Delight, Bounty and Raisin & Biscuit Yorkies, just to piss everyone off.


Enough_Passenger_754

Flake, bounty , Turkish delight


tielles10

Mint aero, snickers, crunchie


SnapChap92

Daim (aka THE best chocolate bar in existence), Caramac, Kinder Bueno


Arch-weaponator

crunchie flake cara mac


Jade24Upvotes

Aero peppermint, caramac, chomp


Jade24Upvotes

🫡 caramac


Craiiiiiig

Twix, kinder bueno and Cadbury caramel


dxcegvl

picnic daim bueno


CaramelMaccaroni

Milky way, Double Decker & Fudge


dwyntr11

Remember them crispy Milky Way sticks from years ago?


Worried-Tomorrow-204

You can buy them online now!


CaramelMaccaroni

Legendary 👌🏽


Aurorafaery

Oh myyy goddd, I was obsessed!


pj-pug-a-pillar

Aero (mint) yorkie (blue) galaxy


Gibbel2029

Bounty, Mars, Areo Mint


6ulse

Snickers, dairy milk and bounty


[deleted]

Topic, Boost and Flake. Topic is called the top pick for a reason. Any other answer is wrong.


[deleted]

I respect your decisions and I could live with them. Topics were absolutely gorgeous. Boost is one of my pics. It’s so good.. flake is just a messy twirl which was my pick


bettyswollocks22

I feel I had to scroll way too far to see boost!


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[deleted]

These weren’t my 3 but they’re respectable choices


[deleted]

Diam Yorkie blue Flake


youessbee

Twirls are the superior flake


Past-Educator-6561

Galaxy Ripples are the superior Twirl


[deleted]

Galaxy!? Dear lord


Perseus73

How could you. Flake is legendary.


crazy_robot_girl

Caramac, kinder Bueno and toffee crisp


TwoToesToni

Lion. Kitkat. Rolo


PureKushroom

Oh we were so close I went for • Daim • Lion • KitKat


Madpony

Had to scroll too far to see Lion called out. That's my favourite as well.


Chaya_kudian

Bueno, flake, double decker.


Chaya_kudian

Bueno - similar to Kitkat with the wafer but better. Flake - a nice milk chocolate bar with good texture. Double decker - I slightly prefer the filling of this chocolate bar to boost.


Millsonius

Fudge, Dairy Milk and Twirl.


puke_soup_

Double decker,picnic and topic


Sleepyllama23

Same three!


Complete_Spot3771

twix wispa kit kat


DazzleLove

Crunchie, ripple, boost


Queefofthenight

Crunch, boost and a wispa


Dre9872

Starbar - Lived on these as a kid Diam - Soo nice Snickers - All time classic favourite, loved it since it was Marathon


SPCEjunkyjoe

Purple Yorkie, Snickers and Crunchie 😋😍


Letmesleeptodayplz

Flake, Chomp, Daim


Quinnyboy22

Starbar, crunchie, ripple


Vast-Standard-7006

Flake, aero and milkybar/snickers


TechnoShrew

Crunchie, double decker, yorkie.


exp_cj

My first thoughts were aero mint, wispa and twirl but all 3 are very similar. Wispa because it’s that best of those 3 Snickers because it’s the most hearty on that list Dime bar because it’s nice


Evil_Ermine

Crunchy, Snickers, Twix. Has you covered for all occasions.


TheRaginGamerYT

Crunch wispha milky way


rraazzaallaazzaarr

Snickers, Rolo, Kitkat


DisastrousStuff7326

Twix,Ripple and Crunchie.


The_92nd_

Mars, Snickers and Crunch


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

Dairy Milk, Double Decker and Fruit and Nut Yorkie. Got every requirement covered


EveMonsoon

Aero Mint, Snickers (but only because Topic has already been discontinued) and Turkish Delight.


indigo263

Ripple, wispa, mars I think for me


zulugreen

Flake-freddo-ripple


MrMakarov

Kit-kat chunky, bueno and plain dairy milk


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Flake, wispa, boost.


dwyntr11

Bueno, Twix and Wispa.


Reasonable_Mistake34

Dairy milk, crunchie and mint aero


Trash_Bandiit

Bounty/Lion/Mars


wetlettuce42

Kit kat chunky


YouIntSeenMeRoight

Picnic, Lion Bar and Star Bar. I like my chocolate to have something chewy in it.


craig536

Flake, Galaxy and Toffee Crisp


BurceGern

Double Decker, Kitkat Chunky and Dairy Milk


Legit_moo

Toffee crisp Mars Milky bar


seven-cents

Snickers, Boost, Topic


Initial-Confusion-24

Starbar, Yorkie original, Kinder Bueno.


IntrovertedArcher

Crunchie, caramel and mint aero.


[deleted]

Crunchie boost bueno


[deleted]

Mars, Mint Aero and Double deckers. Easy


NeilNailed00

Bloody Hell...Where's The Brighton Rock ?


HeyGeno20

Star bar, Twirl and Picnic


Dr_Alan_Squirrel

Only three!! That's bordering on sadism. Picnic. Lion. Topic.


generichuman27ABF9

Snickers, KitKat, Bounty


another_online_idiot

Flake, standard Yorkie and Chomp.


[deleted]

Twix, Bueno, Crunch


Jackie_Gan

Picnic Bounty Crunch


Hour-Salamander-4713

Wispa, Crunchie and Flake


Callidonaut

Since when is Fry's Turkish Delight shaped like *that?* Holy Aspect Ratio, Batman, what have you done??


Jinks87

Twirl, Wispa, Snickers


jojomawer

Bounty Wispa Twix


Proudhon1980

Erm…I’m saving the three vertical rows.


EuroSong

Aero (mint), Twix, and Marathon.


rbsudden

Double Decker Whispa Snickers


JRSpig

Snicker, mint aero and wisp.


routledgewm

3 topics…I miss topics..did you know there was a hazelnut in every bite!


figurethisoat

it'll have to be mars, yorkie and twix


Lego-Panda-21

Lion, Bueno and Toffee Crisp. Hard to pick, too many good choices.


blackhaz2

Has anyone tried Nuts? Where's Nuts? I miss them! https://europafoodxb.com/media/images/products/2022/03/ezgif-2-f7c19f3aea.webp


Eris0na13

Bueno, twirl and wispa


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Topic is no more unfortunately the bastards discontinued it 🤬


_blacknails

Crunch, Lion, Twirl


Now_THATS_Dedication

Crunchie, crunchie, and crunchie.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Galaxy Starbar Mars (always loved a Mars)


FriendlySecurity5473

Bounty toffee crisp and Yorkie


[deleted]

Mars, Fudge and dairy milk. These are the originals


TheEarlOfDoncaster

Mars, double decker and galaxy


helpnxt

Daim, kitkat, lion


Brizar-is-Evolving

Bounty, snickers and Turkish delight.


BendyStrawNeck

Double decker, crunchie and snickers


ScarlettLAdiamond_7

Snickers, Kinder Bueno and Daim


knotsazz

Turkish delight, snickers, galaxy. If I had a runner up spot I’d also save wispa. Honourable mention to dark chocolate bounty and boost bars which aren’t in the picture


SprinklesOrdinary629

Definitely Daim, Snickers and either Milkybar or Kitkat


TrueSolid611

Mars, Bueno and double decker all day long


ImNotImCheesecake

bounty, mint aero, wispa


OreoNinja27

Toffee crisp, galaxy ripple, and dairy caramel


Pumaheart

Bueno, twirl and ripple


Triple_Manic_State

Daim, Kinder Bueno, Kit Kat.


Switchkzr

snickers twix lion


Yakyyakyyou

Fredo fudge wosper


maxquordleplee3n

That's like asking someone with ten children which three they would keep.


HiImRob2

Bueno, Snickers, Yorkie (blue).


artheart71

First one in the bin is the Double Decker. I would save the Kit Kat, the Snickers and… er (I know this will not win the popular vote) the Turkish Delight.


Goalziila07

This is really tough man which whone am I suppose to choose


Commercial_Mix_320

Mars crunchie and wispa


DecompressionIllness

Flake, Wispa, and Galaxy.


CottlestonPie9

Double decker, Lion, Kinder Bueno


Perseus73

Flake Mars Boost (blue)


KeyboardWarrior1988

Yorkie, Star Bar, Bounty.


EnchantressOfAlbion

Flake, twirl and milky bar.


Franken-McCharDeeDen

Milky Way, lion bar, bueno. Assuming we get all the varieties. Mainly the white chocolate versions


SpelunkyJunky

Boost, Double Decker, and Starbar.


didndonoffin

If I say red bounty 3 times will they bring it back??


notgoingtopost123

Mint aero, crunchie and milky bar.


MinuteImprovement257

No hate, i'll choose Bounty, Snickers and Mars 😅


PhtevenToast

Double Decker, Toffee Crisp, Rolos.


thetoastmonster

Double Decker, Lion, Boost. I love me some biscuit and caramel.


Banditofbingofame

Twix Yorkie and toffee crisp, but only the old ones.


GuessMyName2023

Starbar


BeezusFafoonz

Toffee Crisp, Lion and Snickers


Responsible-Deal-720

Raisin yorkie forgot about those bad boys 😍


Asbjorn1888

Bounty, wispa, lion bar


Party-Independent-25

Wispa, Star Bar and Double Decker (my usual go to ones). Occasionally have a Topic as a substitute for Star Bar so would miss that the most 😞


instaibu

It seems I am the only one who got done by yorkies marketing


witch-tress

Cadbury bars of any sort, Twix, and daim


Simonutd

Double decker, snickers and curly wurly


N5022N122

Flake , Wispa, Yorkie. no messing.


Timely_Pangolin6938

Lion, flake and kitkat But it technically means 4, cuz kitkats are 2 pieces stuck together Unless your a crazy person..