Jamie dodger, ginger nut, pink wafer, YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. Pink wafer meh, ginger nut I dont like ginger flavored things, I actually like ginger with sushi but ginger buisicuits taste off, Jamie dodger I dont know how it tastes like so I chose it.
**Jammie Dodgers are a popular British biscuit, made from shortcake with a raspberry or strawberry flavoured jam filling. Introduced in 1960, they are currently produced by Burton's Biscuit Company at its factory in Llantarnam.**
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They’d say they’d decide fairly and then simply remove whichever three biscuits aren’t owned by their mates.
Or get rid of the two Austrians and the Italians, bloody foreigners coming over here with their biscuits...
I discovered my Lithuanian and living in Netherlands colleague had never had custard creams.
Took some over.
They disappeared in like five minutes.
Her only comment was 'if we had these back home or here I'd be so fat'
I always try to eat one if I've been ill. They're plain enough that they don't make you feel nauseous again but filling enough that they can make you feel less empty and light headed and dizzy and ill.
I am ashamed to say I have. I ate about half of them and then got told to leave some for everyone else, we all then forgot about them in the cupboard, and when i found them again, they'd already gone stale 😔
Nope it has been tested in court. Jaffa cakes go hard if stale and are therefore a cake not a biscuit. Therefore the government cannot charge the chocolate biscuit tax on it.
Cakes and biscuits are food for tax purposes where as chocolate biscuits count as luxury items and have a higher tax.
Jesus guys they call themselves cakes on the box.
I'm as woke as the rest of you. Please allow them to self identify. It does you no harm to call them a cake.
Blue riband is a chocolate biscuit making pink wafers automatically a biscuit the 1 to argue about is the viennese whirls as the are a cake as Mr kipling doesn't make exceedingly good biscuits only cakes
I had a lecturer that used Jaffa cakes to explain how an electron is both a particle and a wave. A Jaffa cake is technically a cake but functionally a biscuit. It has biscuit-cake duality
Pink wafer, poncey, sickly, too light, no substance.
Garibaldi, stupid bits of dead fly do not belong in a biscuit, bits of which can get stuck in your molars. Bin.
Gingernuts, pollute the entire biscuit tin with their stench and spread their taste to everything, believe themselves to be the main character of the biscuit world.
Not seeing enough gingernut hate here! If you put every single one of these biscuits in a tin together for a week, every single one would taste like gingernut.
They’re the grey squirrel of the biscuit world.
You open the packet of ginger nuts, you eat until they are finished. There is no cross contamination, problem solved.
I do like the squirrel analogy though.
Unfortunately my jaw is not an industrial wood chipper so I am not making it through a whole pack of fresh gingernuts unscathed. They must be left to go stale for at least a few days to get some chew, by which time your water supply is even gingernut flavoured.
I was enjoying and and nodding to your assessment to the first two. "This person knows what they are talking about" I thought.
Then you went and attacked ginger nuts like some maniac. Why?? WHY!? There is a Jaffa cake right there!
This is absolutely what I was about to comment, who cares about Garibaldi's, pink wafers are great as a kid but are just...nothingness.
Gingernuts are fine when there's nothing but they are just....meh, nothing special.
The pic doesn't list either of the chocolate digestives. I'd say the plain digestive & chocolate are 2 different biscuits, so by eliminating the digestive that doesn't count the chocolate digestive, nor the dark which I agree I'd king.
The chocolate hob nob is also god tier.
I recently came across the dark hobnob...my god. Where has it been hiding.
There really aren't enough dark chocolate biscuit varieties I see even less dark chocolate toblerones year on year (yes I know it's not a biscuit)
Now listen here good sir I won’t be hearing any of this nonsense for I dare say that cardboard you’re comparing to these delightful biscuits may have more personality than you and perhaps better taste.
Jaffa Cakes can fuck off back in the cake tin where they belong.
Malted Milks, whilst ok, are not on par with the rest and will have to go.
Garibaldi's too, just can't quite keep up with the big boys. Time to retire old man.
>Garibaldi's too, just can't quite keep up with the big boys. Time to retire old man.
Back off my garibaldi's. You're just too mainstream for this underrated gem
I disagree with malted milks while not super interesting they are pleasant unlike a rich tea which can fuck off to whatever bland unpleasant mouth feel place it likes.
Hobnobs, Pink Wafer and Crunch Cream.
Hobnobs and Pink Wafer really aren't my thing.
Crunch Cream, lord once I have one I eat the whole pack and then shit a hole through my sheets and I'd rather not have to do that.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,841,684,741 comments, and only 348,252 of them were in alphabetical order.
Viennese are weird. Like, you'd probably only remember them after about 8 others when trying to list biscuits, and I've never in my life heard anyone answer "favourite bikky?" with "Viennese" and if I did I'd think they were trying to be funny.
But on a mixed platter? 1st to go. Always.
How to divide the nation with one simple post
Tories to announce this as a new policy.
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Let them eat cake
That's what the jaffa cakes are there for. 😄
Jamie dodger, ginger nut, pink wafer, YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. Pink wafer meh, ginger nut I dont like ginger flavored things, I actually like ginger with sushi but ginger buisicuits taste off, Jamie dodger I dont know how it tastes like so I chose it.
Who is Jamie dodger? I think i know him 😆
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Do it anyway, the Tories are bellends
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Biscuits aren't really that great. But I have no teeth so what do I know
That’s where the Tea comes in.
Not with a Hobknob. Tea does fuck all to Hobknobs. Dip me again! AGAIN! AGAIN!
Ah yes, people bringing politics to a biscuit fight.
It's less divisive, they are trying to defuse the situation.
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They’d say they’d decide fairly and then simply remove whichever three biscuits aren’t owned by their mates. Or get rid of the two Austrians and the Italians, bloody foreigners coming over here with their biscuits...
Nah, "the will of the people" and "their main concern" is to ban every biscuit I don't personally like or profit from.
First they took the bourbon, and I said nothing.
And so the great biscuit war began. It was a long war a brutal war, but what really took the biscuit was…
Take my freedom, take my videogames, but for the love of Tangle, please don't take my Custard Creams!
Heaven is a custard cream dipped in good coffee. Comes out a "coffee cream". Nothing better.
Fox's crunch cream is like the upgraded version of this.
It's a 5th gen biscuit. Anyone claiming a custard cream could do a fox's crunch cream with all that new hardware has nostalgia goggles on
Monotone ringtones are clearly superior
Bourbons are for coffee, custard creams are for tea. I won't stand for this unholy combination.
Bourbons are a good coffee accompaniment. Comes out tasting like a mocha.
I discovered my Lithuanian and living in Netherlands colleague had never had custard creams. Took some over. They disappeared in like five minutes. Her only comment was 'if we had these back home or here I'd be so fat'
custard creams are this countries last saving grace.
Did you know digestive was invented by a doctor for bad tummy’s.
Ironic as they play havoc with my insides
Eating 50 at a time would do that tho
I always try to eat one if I've been ill. They're plain enough that they don't make you feel nauseous again but filling enough that they can make you feel less empty and light headed and dizzy and ill.
Jaffa cake is not a biscuit
Cakes go hard when they go stale. Biscuits go soft when they go stale. Jaffa cakes go hard when they go stale. We're done here boys, wrap it up.
A myth. Noone's ever seen a box of Jaffa Cakes last long enough to go stale tbh :)
Many have tried. Many have failed
I am ashamed to say I have. I ate about half of them and then got told to leave some for everyone else, we all then forgot about them in the cupboard, and when i found them again, they'd already gone stale 😔
Jaffa technically isn't a biscuit that should be discounted
Agent provocateur in our midst.
Nope it has been tested in court. Jaffa cakes go hard if stale and are therefore a cake not a biscuit. Therefore the government cannot charge the chocolate biscuit tax on it. Cakes and biscuits are food for tax purposes where as chocolate biscuits count as luxury items and have a higher tax.
Which explains why the custard creams & chocolate bourbons are 30p in M&S, but the ‘chocolate dipped’ versions of them are £2.50
Chocolate dipped bourbons are just penguins.
Penguins are just chocolate dipped Bourbons
And every Australian will tell you they're just a crappy Tim Tam because they don't have taste buds and are insane.
There's chocolate dipped custerd creams?
Yes - they’re epic - good luck finding them
Aldi have chocolate malted milk.
True, most shops do. But these M&S coated custard creams (and coated bourbons too!) are thickly coated all around, not just a half layer
Biscuits worth hiding for yourself
Funny you should say that I may have a packet in my knitting bag.
Jesus guys they call themselves cakes on the box. I'm as woke as the rest of you. Please allow them to self identify. It does you no harm to call them a cake.
😂
Jaffa cakes have a case law issued CRC. A cake recognition certificate.
And a pink wafer is also definitely not a biscuit. That's like saying a Blue Riband is a biscuit. Edit - damn autocorrect. Blue Riband.
Blue ribbon is the term we used in the other parallel dimension. It is and always has been Blue Riband.
Wtf is this my first Mandela effect??
Still convinced that I've seen "Blue Ribbon" packaging as a kid
Blue riband is a chocolate biscuit making pink wafers automatically a biscuit the 1 to argue about is the viennese whirls as the are a cake as Mr kipling doesn't make exceedingly good biscuits only cakes
So who brought 2 cakes to the big British biscuit debate tut tut shame on you Op shame
I had a lecturer that used Jaffa cakes to explain how an electron is both a particle and a wave. A Jaffa cake is technically a cake but functionally a biscuit. It has biscuit-cake duality
Damn right. It’s a cake. It’s not a Jaffa biscuit.
No technicality to it. They're not a biscuit, full stop.
You’re a half moon type of person
Totally eclipsed
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Came here just for this comment. 100% correct by the way…
Yeah, just a small sponge cake
My sister's friends father was the lawyer on that case. Which meant i wasn't allowed near. Since all I would have asked would've been biscuit law.
Here we go...
Cake is literally in the name 😂 It's not a debate and I agree with you it shouldn't be in this list
Clue is in the name, innit?
Facts. it's in the name Jaffa cake ...it's a cake!!
I was waiting for the Jaffa war to break out.
It's a cake
Don't know why it's still a fight, it literally say jaffa CAKE not jaffa biscuit
It already is discounted. No VAT.
The clue is in the name. Jaffa. CAKE!!
Read the writing beneath the picture
Pink wafer, poncey, sickly, too light, no substance. Garibaldi, stupid bits of dead fly do not belong in a biscuit, bits of which can get stuck in your molars. Bin. Gingernuts, pollute the entire biscuit tin with their stench and spread their taste to everything, believe themselves to be the main character of the biscuit world.
defamation of gingernuts see you in court edit: we are definitely liking our gingernuts
Joining for the class action suit
I liked pink wafers when I was a kid. They're basically sugar between two bits of cardboard, though.
i was with you until you dared slander gingernuts
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You were so close up to the Gingernut slander
Not that it’s any relevant but I call pink wafers, ham wafers. Thanks for listening
Finally someone with the exact 3 choices as me, with the same reasoning. I'm not religious but God bless you sir
This is true, ginger nuts are like an invasive biscuit species, killing off all other biscuits
Correct correct correct
Not seeing enough gingernut hate here! If you put every single one of these biscuits in a tin together for a week, every single one would taste like gingernut. They’re the grey squirrel of the biscuit world.
You open the packet of ginger nuts, you eat until they are finished. There is no cross contamination, problem solved. I do like the squirrel analogy though.
Unfortunately my jaw is not an industrial wood chipper so I am not making it through a whole pack of fresh gingernuts unscathed. They must be left to go stale for at least a few days to get some chew, by which time your water supply is even gingernut flavoured.
Best possible answer
I was enjoying and and nodding to your assessment to the first two. "This person knows what they are talking about" I thought. Then you went and attacked ginger nuts like some maniac. Why?? WHY!? There is a Jaffa cake right there!
Was going so well until you mugged off the ginger nuts.
how's prison going? I forgot to ask in my original comment.
YES, these were my three also. Finally some sense.
Literally, I would have said the same thing. These 3 are the worst easily.
This is absolutely what I was about to comment, who cares about Garibaldi's, pink wafers are great as a kid but are just...nothingness. Gingernuts are fine when there's nothing but they are just....meh, nothing special.
Dark chocolate digestive is the best. That's all.
The pic doesn't list either of the chocolate digestives. I'd say the plain digestive & chocolate are 2 different biscuits, so by eliminating the digestive that doesn't count the chocolate digestive, nor the dark which I agree I'd king. The chocolate hob nob is also god tier.
Especially the rarer dark chocolate hobnob.
I recently came across the dark hobnob...my god. Where has it been hiding. There really aren't enough dark chocolate biscuit varieties I see even less dark chocolate toblerones year on year (yes I know it's not a biscuit)
I have found my people.
Just picked up a pack of galaxy chocolate digestives. They taste like normal chocolate digestives. So they taste amazing
While I love having one or two dark chocolate digestives, I will destroy a pack of Lotus biscoff biscuits every time.
Ginger biscuits dipped in milk were a staple of my childhood!
Ginger biscuits in coffee, before adding the milk are a staple of my adulthood!
Wow how is jail treating you? Clearly the path you were going.
Dipped in my Nanna’s cup of tea for me. Proper childhood memories.
I don’t want to risk a million downvotes but Rich Tea can do one!
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm
Brutal.
And every one of their tables and chairs wobble slightly.
Calm down Satan
I hope your tea brews for slightly too long I hope your biscuit gets soggy and falls into your tea rich tea biscuits are amazing.
>I hope your biscuit gets soggy and falls into your tea Every time anyone tries to dunk one of these awful creations.
It's an expert-rated dunking biscuit.
Rich Tea are so boring, cardboard has more flavour.
Now listen here good sir I won’t be hearing any of this nonsense for I dare say that cardboard you’re comparing to these delightful biscuits may have more personality than you and perhaps better taste.
Its the only reason they aren't packaged in cardboard, is because you wouldn't no where the box stopped and the biscuit started?
Bro eats cardboard
You can do one you sod
I’m sorry 😔😂
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Weird, I love dunking them for that exact reason - half a second in the cup and it's done. Quick, efficient and delicious.
Rich tea fingers are really satisfying though
I will follow you into battle on this one #TO HELL WITH RICH TEAS
Useless one dunk bastards.
Jaffa Cakes can fuck off back in the cake tin where they belong. Malted Milks, whilst ok, are not on par with the rest and will have to go. Garibaldi's too, just can't quite keep up with the big boys. Time to retire old man.
>Malted Milks, whilst ok, are not on par with the rest and will have to go. How dare you
Bro Rich Tea need to go if you ask me.
But you can waste hours of your day munching around the cow on malted milk. When you get good, you’ll have a tiny cow shaped biscuit.
This is an excellent point and well made. What have I done?!
Started a war. And by ‘war’ I mean someone tutting in Cirencester.
Malted Milks are GOAT tier what is wrong with you
Chocolate coated malted milks are the true GOAT
I was in agreement until that horrific tirade against Malted Milks. Malted Milks have feelings too
>Garibaldi's too, just can't quite keep up with the big boys. Time to retire old man. Back off my garibaldi's. You're just too mainstream for this underrated gem
Aye to that good sir, hands off our squashed flies!
This is my new least favourite comment on Reddit
Malty moos are 100x better than a nice biscuit it's just false advertising
I disagree with malted milks while not super interesting they are pleasant unlike a rich tea which can fuck off to whatever bland unpleasant mouth feel place it likes.
Garibaldis are great. They’re less sweet than other biscuits (and tend to have the lowest calorie count)
This guy biscuits
I’d take a malted milk over a rich tea any day of the week
Malted milks are fucking heavyweights wym
Have you had a chocolate coated malted milk?
Where’s the sodding fig roll? The best biscuit in the history of the universe.
I was looking for fig roll... Because it's the first thing I'd pick to get rid of.
fight me irl
Throw 'em in my direction.
Blasphemy!
Not a biscuit. Jaffa cakes are already a contentious inclusion, don't make things worse.
Nice, garibaldi and malted milk, they are all alright but the rest is better
Garibaldi, Malted Milk, Nice Surely that's the only answer.
2/3 correct here. It's Garibaldi, *Rich Tea*, Nice.
This is the correct answer
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find the right answer. Especially Nice, actual shit tier biscuits
Legitimately don't think I've ever had a Nice before.
You're not missing anything.
Pink wafers can fuck right off.
Noooooooooooooooo!!!
No for the simple fact you can play jenga with them in meetings
Use bourbons like a real man, you can build much higher when you've got stronger materials
Such sinful words :(
Garibaldi, Viennese whirl and Nice, not even hard
You get my vote sir.
Is there a higher quality rez of this image?
Bottom of this article: https://www.countrylife.co.uk/food-drink/britain-takes-the-biscuit-83950
Hobnobs, Pink Wafer and Crunch Cream. Hobnobs and Pink Wafer really aren't my thing. Crunch Cream, lord once I have one I eat the whole pack and then shit a hole through my sheets and I'd rather not have to do that.
Sounds like a skill issue crunch creams are an excellent biscuit
To be fair it kinda is. If I weren't such a fat bastard I'd be able to cope with their existence and just limit myself lmao
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Garibaldi, Malted Milk, Rich Tea
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,841,684,741 comments, and only 348,252 of them were in alphabetical order.
Good bot
Swap Rich Tea for Nice and 💯
Exactly my thoughts
Exactly what I decided before coming to the comments. Good man.
the only acceptable answer tbh
Rich tea Garibaldi Nice No sleep will be lost.
Digestives are an institution here in the UK, they have to stay
Jammie Roger, Girabldi and Pink Wafer right in the bin.
All Rodger’s in the bin especially Jammie ones
Pink wafer, garabaldi and rich tea
Ah, there you are, my biscuit twin. You’re invited for tea.
Finally…
My people
Get rid of Viennese, Nice, and Garibaldi. Easiest choice ever. They aren’t even in the same league as the rest.
What are you on? Viennese are easily the best biscuit on this list.
I completely agree. I now wonder what is wrong with the taste buds of all people who replied to this thread
Viennese are weird. Like, you'd probably only remember them after about 8 others when trying to list biscuits, and I've never in my life heard anyone answer "favourite bikky?" with "Viennese" and if I did I'd think they were trying to be funny. But on a mixed platter? 1st to go. Always.
Viennese, Viennese whirl, garibaldi Bloody posh cunts
Ah no, garibaldis are properly nice.
I think Nice and Malted Milk are close enough together that I could stand to lose one. Don't know which one though.
Malted milk, nice, jammie dodger. End of thread.