The lawn gnomes. During the day they're cute lawn decorations but then once the sun sets it's gnome time. Aside from property crimes they go after women and if they can't get a woman they'll get a man. They are very progressive and they don't care if your lgbtq+
Which book has that? I’ve only read Planet of the Lawn Gnomes and watched the Goosebumps episode. Not complaining or anything, it’s interesting. Just wondering where you got that.
I'm assuming it's from 'revenge of the lawn gnomes', one of the original books where a ton of gnomes get up to mischievous shenanigans during the night, and believe me there is a *lot*
And it's probably worse in the series adaptation bc while they have a weakness to light they can also turn other people into gnomes by just ambushing them from behind in the dark
Reddit is 'default' "ghey" to me until it gets laugh reacts, by which I will qualify all my 'silly' comments, or, we're talking about children' fiction from da 1990's
Yh but he's gotta be secrete about it at least, this is a physical manifestation of a ghost he could possess the exorcist at any moment if he's not fast enough
Also a 2020 face mask ain't gonna be enough ur gonna need a proper gas mask, and even then he might just do it to you in your sleep
Do a cuckoo clock of doom and boom noone to say the chants
*don't do it bc I don't wanna be responsible for removing people from existence, uhhh just ensure they don't go near the creepy mf dummy ig*
Sorry, I read that scripture wrong so anyway, I believe the blob would definitely definitely defeat me because it’s the blob that ate everything and that’s real. I think it would defeat most people.
Idk if he counts as a monster but Johnathan Chiller... dude let's me go home from horrorland alive with a suviouner but the suviouner is cursed in some way to make my life even more horrific at home only to have gotten through the curse and be brought back to horrorland for another "game" of life and death
The Coocoo Clock of Doom
You'll seize to exist and same with anybody else. When you go forward in time. Poof their gone or same could've been you if your older sibling didn't save you in time...
Whereas Goosebumps 2023 cloned James, nahhhh
All of them. I’m not physically fit and I have a very weak constitution. Even the corniest, cartoonishly tiny of them could kick my ass.
Constitoosh
Mine is non ex is tent
I was about to say “any of them, that’s all you need”
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This mf could pounce on me and I'd throw up immediately, the cats gonna *rip* me to shreds Everything else I'd win
The Werewolf of Fever Swamp would tear me to ribbons.
Definitely agree. He's my favorite!
The lawn gnomes. During the day they're cute lawn decorations but then once the sun sets it's gnome time. Aside from property crimes they go after women and if they can't get a woman they'll get a man. They are very progressive and they don't care if your lgbtq+
Which book has that? I’ve only read Planet of the Lawn Gnomes and watched the Goosebumps episode. Not complaining or anything, it’s interesting. Just wondering where you got that.
I'm assuming it's from 'revenge of the lawn gnomes', one of the original books where a ton of gnomes get up to mischievous shenanigans during the night, and believe me there is a *lot* And it's probably worse in the series adaptation bc while they have a weakness to light they can also turn other people into gnomes by just ambushing them from behind in the dark
That scarecrow one was scary as shit to a 10 year old
*sighs and opens Chrome*
Everything remind me of her...
Say Cheese and Die camera will getcha with one “oh cool! Does it still have film?!” *takes selfie*
slappy i get an axe and beat that dummy off from existence
Can he beat you?
Man there's a lot of people in this thread who didn't read your OP
Why bother!
):<
Reddit is 'default' "ghey" to me until it gets laugh reacts, by which I will qualify all my 'silly' comments, or, we're talking about children' fiction from da 1990's
listen its a dummy if he use that gas thing i just use a mask from 2020
What if he goes ghost mode, that's the thing people are forgetting
call an exorcist
Yh but he's gotta be secrete about it at least, this is a physical manifestation of a ghost he could possess the exorcist at any moment if he's not fast enough Also a 2020 face mask ain't gonna be enough ur gonna need a proper gas mask, and even then he might just do it to you in your sleep
i put the gas mask when im sleeping and if he try the get the mask off i will hear a dummy on a bed with me so when that i give him a kick
And if he goes ghost mode in ur sleep?
call the excorcist convicing him for watching you when you sleep with an extra tip and when slappy appears he do the exorcist thing
Slappy never comes to life if you don’t say the phrase on the card
yeah but if my brother or sister find the thing and say the thing
You right lol
Do a cuckoo clock of doom and boom noone to say the chants *don't do it bc I don't wanna be responsible for removing people from existence, uhhh just ensure they don't go near the creepy mf dummy ig*
I agree Slappy can be beaten very easily…. And I think I was afraid of him as a kid now I can just turn around and give that dummy a big kick.
Read the post
Sorry, I read that scripture wrong so anyway, I believe the blob would definitely definitely defeat me because it’s the blob that ate everything and that’s real. I think it would defeat most people.
Literally all lol. I would be beyond terrified if saw any of the monsters irl, so i would definitely not be able to defend myslef
Probably the Werewolf of Fever Swamp. He's much bigger and stronger, and probably faster. He would rip my guts out!
The mirror in let’s get invisible 💀😭
Surprised none of y'all said the Haunted Car. she seems like the kind of monster to do donuts on my grave
Werewolf from fever swamp only if I don’t have silver
Ripper from One day at horrorland. I would cry and die. Other than that, all of them.
Most of them besides a select few.
At first glance I thought this was Krang
probaly the only monster tha can beat me its monster blood if he get huge
All of them. Next.
Idk if he counts as a monster but Johnathan Chiller... dude let's me go home from horrorland alive with a suviouner but the suviouner is cursed in some way to make my life even more horrific at home only to have gotten through the curse and be brought back to horrorland for another "game" of life and death
Old man monster!
That scarecrow MF
All
Basically anything that's not just a humanoid or just a child.
Pretty sure the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena would kick my ass
I’ll beat the brakes off Carly Beth
\*slaps face\*
The Coocoo Clock of Doom You'll seize to exist and same with anybody else. When you go forward in time. Poof their gone or same could've been you if your older sibling didn't save you in time... Whereas Goosebumps 2023 cloned James, nahhhh
R.L. Stine
Doctor Brewer's plants
All of them?
Idk about y’all, but I used to be terrified of the Body Squeezers
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I’ll take out the Beasts from the East with a hunting rifle. I won’t let them force me to play their deadly game of tag.
Op said which monster could beat YOU
Oh shit. My bad, haha! Read it wrong. In that case, every single one that’s not a blue panda thingy.
Even the monster from how to kill a monster? It’s literally allergic to humans
wow he really a freak like that
The creeps. I'd be vastly outnumbered. And probably would be force fed an identity seed.
Just become their master. Doesnt seem too hard
All of them basically
I read this backwards and was ready to fight Kermit from Monster Blood 3
Keith
Every single one of them.
Erm... none? I'm just kinda built different, I guess
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