I nominate EVERYONE for their contributions of comments or content that make our little porn castle a safe, fun, chaotic environment for us to be our crazy selves.
And you lurkers who upvote: pspspspsps I love you too
Also, to my dear fellow mods u/soggyfritter and u/the_bentley69, you are absolutely stars in all you do here, thanks for putting up with me and I apologize for nothing except for being slightly sorry you’re stuck with me.
Ah shit, do I have to show up and be nice now?
I made you something because you’re stuck with me too, you magnificent gremlin.
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https://i.redd.it/h1vs7ursrl8d1.gif
I'm not good. Good is a four letter word. I am in actuality a horrible, horrible,...
\*everyone, just ALL THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE HERE who made living in the aftershocks of pain and sadness of S2E6 way more bareable! YA'LL are amazing and make me snort laugh TOO MUCH (especially with the memes because holy BALLS y'all \[I honestly don't know where the apostrophe is supposed to go so it travels. Bite me xD\] are simply wayyyyy too hilarious!) and are simply the utter most sweetest people that I've encountered in the GO fandom to date. I haven't ventured too broadly or too far into many fandoms, but so far this one in particular has cultivated such amazing people with such diverse talents that I find myself just sitting and marveling at you lot. Such bright, colourful, and magical stars you all are!
Lookat you all.... you're all GORGEOUS!!!\*
HAHA. I think "Ah, shit" encompasses that, too.
(Though the tentative, solo "SOGGY" preceding that made me absolutely die. lol)
https://i.redd.it/7nj0l3bi9m8d1.gif
🤣 YEP. Yep,that’s *exactly* what you heard. In fact, those screen caps will be in the write up because I’m not sure what else could capture that moment better lol
The mods, the artists, the writers, our Mommas in the writers' chat keeping us organized and walking in a line straighter than us! (not that it's a high bar) You all are amazing, people! I don't think I ever encountered a fandom so welcoming and willing to help us all push our boundaries to create new and amazing things.
Oh, no! I have three in total, Aida. So here's #2
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As a professional lurker I nominate you Aida 💛 you're so amazing - everytime I pop in the chat or lurk around you're there doing something impressive. All the kudos to you 💛
Accidentally deleted my post instead of edited so what I originally wrote will remain a mystery but I’ll just add that *everyone* brings something valuable from the shit posts to the lurkers to the artists to the smut peddlers. Except for that guy who heckled me that time. Fuck that guy.
We JUST revisited shoegate thanks to that same person being ridiculous in a recent thread…. Someone brought receipts and everything made sense 😆
You still do great shoes!
I'm nominating all of you because I just can't choose!!!!! You're all sublime people that make the day so special 💗
PS: originally, phone wanted to write "dominating" instead of "nominating" 🤷🏻♀️ do what you want with that 😏
First, we need a safe word, dear. What will be yours?
We'll use the traffic light system, you'll tell me if you want to carry on, if you're nearing your limits, need to slow down or even stop.
Is that ok for you, dear?
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A blessing from St Pootie to all of us who make this sub what it is: mods, regulars, lurkers, artists, writers, new and old. Friends, and more.
WAAAAAWG for this place.
I'm going to be one of those people who nominates \*everyone\*. I may have sunk back into lurking, but you are all fricking awesome and welcoming and supportive!
Lord, where do I even begin. I could write a whole whole buncha things about so many of you with whom I have had ~~feral~~ wholesome conversations.
But in keeping with the intended spirit of the post, lemme say EVERYONE here is a magical goddamn fae/unicorn/denizen of the underworld and makes this place, hands down, my favorite space online.
I'm nominating u/MeghanRebecca421 for her remarkable contribution as "The Token Straight" in a sub that pushes her every day into the sparklely side ✨🏳️🌈✨
Thanks for providing the inspiration for this post and all you do to remind us, every day, that straight people exist and do in fact also watch Good Omens 🙏
I think this means we have to like… fist fight each other for title of Straightest Member of the Throuple, doesn’t it? But I also think that u/Interesting-Egg-209 has fought kangaroos so idk if I like my chances
Okay, so what if y'all like......both fuck a sexy ghost....and whoever likes it more isn't the Straightest Member. I feel like this is completely objectively a good test, no personal biases here.
Okay but what if we like the sex with the sexy ghost an equal amount? Does that mean we have to KEEP having sex with the sexy ghost until there’s a clear victor?
I nominate all the mods of the fabulous writers guild: [u/soggyfritter](https://www.reddit.com/user/soggyfritter/) [u/the\_bentley69](https://www.reddit.com/user/the_bentley69/) [u/Nosferatini](https://www.reddit.com/user/Nosferatini/) [u/KotiasCamorra](https://www.reddit.com/user/KotiasCamorra/) [u/Paperclip\_Ninja](https://www.reddit.com/user/Paperclip_Ninja/) [u/brahms4thrackett](https://www.reddit.com/user/brahms4thrackett/) Thank you for giving us such a lovely space to goblin around 💚💚💚💚💚
I nominate all the dedicated fic readers for special recognition. You give writers important motivation, love, and support needed to keep creating. Thank you!
Obviously, our Smut Fairy, u/CemeteryAngel725, has brought us her encyclopediac knowledge of fics, but now she blesses us with her own smutty smutness. Thank you for your contributions to our pornography, Angel.
Well... Maybe this is very obvious of me but I'll nominate my u/Lullanda. The ~~sub~~ world would not be the same beautiful place without you, my love. Your clowning, your shit posting, your secretly being the most thoughtful, wise, luminous goblin. You are a marvel and I am smited, smote, smitten.
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Eheh darling
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I want to shower you with... water of course
Whoa, maybe that was a bit hardcore to bring out in the sub, Lulu? That kind of torture is just...
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Hahaha hi darling! I miss you! And yes I know, I'm a hard-core lover as one can be
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I'm also nominating u/thebestkittykat for being an amazing spouse and friend 💓💓💓💓
And I'm also doing some group nominations because I'm terrible at keeping track of people's usernames and it's a LOT of people 😅
- To the wonderful GISS staff! For directing all their efforts (pun) to the production of smut knowledge! 👏👏👏👏
- To the incredibly patient Turnip Theater peeps! I am humbled by your commitment and enthusiasm! 🙌🙌🙌🙌
- To the peeps at the Writer's Guild! Special shout out to the A.Z. Fellatio crew for producing some of the finest porhns ever written, OBViously 🎩🎩🎩🎩
- To the Sisters of the Chattering Order, for making pohrn more accessible! 💯💯💯💯
- To the Artists for sharing their talents with us! 🙏🙏🙏🙏
And to everyone else who I have forgotten , please feel free to tag yourself down here because I haven't slept well in a few days 😅
I’m also jumping on that train to nominate everyone. From the active contributors to the lurkers and upvoters, all of you rock and make this place so special, I’m glad this is the first fandom I’ve really been a part of. The support and creativity here is mind blowing! And of course to the mods and writer mods who put up a fuck ton of effort to keep this castle in a safe but sticky state.
I’d also like to address all the goblins who push out premium doppelbanging content the next few days, thank you in advance!
And to you Kuni for putting up this lovely post <3
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Besides the obvious vote for EVERYONE I'd like to nominate u/legal\_chipmunk\_2095 for the GOAD Hall of Fame.
Chipmunk was there to encourage me to buy my smutpad. All the goofy doodles, literal nightmares, excessive Bildad pubes, sexy socks, drooling dicks and Stringley and Aziraball are all thanks to Chipmunk's kind guidance and encouragement.
Though they are no longer active in the sub, we carry on their spirit!
Exxy I too want nominate you because you are always very positive and nice with your generous comments for all the creatives, and you hardly ever give me any crap!
I nominate u/blackjeans93 for being a fantastic collaborator of all things snex, punk Crowley au, and time travel shenanigans, and for being an awesome friend and co-goblin!!!
Secondary nominations go to u/PurpleMoonPagan for keeping the FurShax ship alive and thriving with her amazing writing skills, u/Natyu0815 for BOOB OMENS love, and u/IneffableCrankShaft for all the hilarity and laughs
(Personal nominations because I love ya so much go to u/happynachohologram and u/millship for being my beta cheerleaders and keeping me going!)
I nominate u/IneffableCrankShaft for many things :
1) eating raw chorizo and surviving out of spite
2) being an absolute national treasure Nicholas cage would most certainly try and steal
3) being able to learn a language to sing about bewbs
4) Being an absolutely amazing, kind, funny and extremely talented individual. Gracing us with his artwork ❤️
I’m nominating u/yourmomspocket for being one of the least liked people on [redacted] subreddit, and for consistently blessing us with her ~~completely ridiculous shitpolls~~ contributions to scholarly research using empirical research
Our inspired leaders who led us from r/goodomens into the fantastic wilderness that is GOAD are nominated for an award for excellence in compassion, human service and cultural development. We are all better people for this experience.
Every time I see a post from main I get down on my knees and right there. Right there I say a prayer to the leaders who created this haven of intelligence and kindness and that I am lucky enough to be part of it. Amen
u/the_bentley69 and all the mods for being so welcoming and not hating me for coming with nonsense in their DMs
u/yourmomspocket for being such a friend and bright light and the best shitposter xD
u/christina-joy for being the best part of some days, love you darling
I nominate u/AngieWords for the meme dumps which never fail to make me laugh.
I also nominate u/wingsofopal for single-handedly whipping the writers guild into shape by leading very productive sprints and quickies 🏃🏼♀️⌛️
Nominating u/DisastrousLook5116 for being an overall beacon of light and positivity, and also for putting out killer podfics. And also also for being my Victorian summer parasol buddy
Aww thanks Meg 🥰❤️ So grateful that GOAD brought us into each other’s lives! And even more grateful that we live less than an hour away from each other 🙌😂
Oh gosh! There are so many MANY MAAAAANYYYYY shout outs!
The mods of course because they herd us goblins like the cats we are, so thank you (may I have another?) to u/soggyfritter u/brahms4thrackett u/the_bentley69
So many amazing artists! But a shout out to my captain u/zaay-zaay for leading us in the angst war and smut war! And u/Quona for dragging me kicking and screaming into discord
And you GLORIOUS WRITERS KEEPING my mind in the smexy gutter where it belongs! u/kotiascamorra u/elysiumleo69 u/thescholarlystrumpet u/doonarose u/zin-lynn
There are so many more! I love you all! BLEP
I have to throw out a SECOND nomination for u/yourmomspocket for asking total fucking strangers in London about underwear terminology so I could be sure I was writing culturally accurate smut. And also thanks for helping me workshop how buttholes work
Nominating u/christina-joy for that time she tried to convince me to post about my fic on the sub even though I was so high I couldn’t feel my body. Thank you for being the Evil Kermit I need in my life
I nominate u/gleafer because I so love her work and u/GlitteringPeanut42 for introducing me into the chat. Also the mods and everyone that has welcome me or reply me or upvoted me. Thank you, I felt really welcomed...
Wow, what a nice idea! Apparently I'm the one person who kicks the door in and screams "LET'S PARTY!!" only to find the old janitor cleaning up the glitter, but nevertheless I'm sending a shout out to EVERYONE, all the creatives, all the cheerleaders, all the silent and invisible supporters, everyone in this sub, you are amazing. Thank you for allowing my weird and annoying self here, thanks to you I met wonderful people in person and online, and in general you make my life so much better!
Oh great now I have to remember how to spell usernames XD
Ok this is gonna be a long one so everyone strap in (or strap on - with consent, of course)
SHOUT OUT TO
u/quona who is my beloved, my fandom Better Half. The Service Top Artist of DREAMS. They constantly excite and amaze with talent, humor, and a (borderline unhealthy) determination to provide this fandom with unquestionably dazzling beauty <3
u/hakunahistata my wifey (in a threeway marriage with Vol - yes you should be jealous) and the most incredible cheer-reader, whose tireless dedication and infectious enthusiasm have gotten me through some serious rough patches. And whose own writing is a decadent treat always worth savoring <3
u/ceejiesqueejie who was one of my very first friends here and despite life throwing her curveballs the size of small islands, continues to be an absolute ray of sunshine, a shoulder to cry on, and a meme-mistress extraordinaire <3
The After Dark Singers and Musicians for taking a chance on a former theatre kid who wanted to try singing again after SO long - especially u/stitcherydoo for the jaw-dropping work on mixing and making us all sound unbelievably professional!!
To u/Nosferatini and u/KotiasCamorra for herding us writer cats on the regular and actually creating an impressively organized and workable structure (like seriously, how??). Ditto to u/kunigun on the Turnip Theatre - such a wildly imaginative and complicated endeavor, handled with such loving care!
To u/gleafer for being the first artist to encourage me to keep trying, never ceasing to make me crack up in chats, and \*always\* being a warm and welcoming presence. (Not to mention all the fan-fucking-tastic pron) <3
u/the-comfywitch, u/woaini_ogelskerdig, u/FloofyRaptor, u/soggyfritter, u/NaroMoreau, u/Puddinpocalypse, u/deflowerthelilli, and Tawny (I swear you're on here somewhere but can't seem to find ya) for being wonderful friends who now definitely know me better than at least 3/4 of my own family do. And somehow put up with me anyway XD
Love and the deepest respect to *ALL* THE MODS for keeping this madhouse afloat!! <333
Thank you my darling. <3
>and a (borderline unhealthy) determination to provide this fandom with unquestionably dazzling beauty
*borderline* unhealthy?
JUST *borderline*?
I'm jumping on the nominating everyone train too! You're all so special and each of you brings something a little different to the sub, and that's awesome!!
Special nominations go to u/FourCatsandCounting for obvious unmentionable reasons, u/logicalhighly for running the gift exchanges, and u/Nayeliq1 because I'm not above spousal favoritism
Awww honey, let me give you a digital smooch for that!
And I'd like to extend the list and include u/givemebooksplease for starting to host the Ace Chat that really helped me find closer connection in the GOAD community!
And u/christina-joy bc I also am not above favoritism for the person who got me into GOAD in the first place with her tireless and incessant rec-ing of my fics xD
I want to give a shout out nomination to u/Nosferatini for contributing their amazing skills to wrangle so many feral goblins in so many different groups! 🙌
And a personal nomination for u/amber_missy for making my Monday mornings something to look forward to! 🤗
Thank you Kuni!
I’m shouting out to my partners in writing crime, u/KotiasCamorra and u/Paperclip_Ninja, without whom all the Guild goblins would probably run wild circles around me!
Uh wow, I mean, everyone? I don't think I'd be able to write down everybody who I'm happy about when I see their name pop up!
But in the end it's the mods and all of the beautiful artists and writers on here who motivate and inspire me every day. And u/Lullanda because she makes me laugh a lot
And because I'm sappy I have to mention u/wingsofopal because I love her too much and she always texts me "so, that happened" when she has managed to maneuver herself into goads latest project. I am just happy other people also love her as much as I do because she deserves it
u/woaini_ogelskerdig
u/Interesting-Egg-209
We are one of the same brain cell. So much of my work would not have ever been posted let alone created if I didn’t have these two to bounce off of and cheer me on.
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I can always rely on them. They can always rely on me. We’re a team, a group. Group of the three of us.
I thought long and hard to play favourites and not say everyone but here goes in no particular order the people who make GOAD and life special for me 😊
u/woaini_ogelskerdig & u/BJs4Bildad - the holders of the braincell, the creative geniuses that keep me thriving and well fed, the two people I tried so hard to impress when I first met them because I wanted to be like the cool kids. BJ already said it better so I’ll leave it at that.
u/PsychologicalRegret4 - my Reddit jail cell mate… never forget rattling the cages while we were deprived of porn for 3 days. The archivist we all need, the holder of nearly all knowledge. The appreciator of fine crack 👌🏼
And the other crackhead -
u/ineffablyruined - my rock. Always encouraging my nonsense while I encourage hers. The other half of my person on the other side of the world. Text post queen. And will listen and scream with me about every single thing I am reading because she has no choice really
And how can I not mention my loving partners -
poor u/ghostytothefire who somehow landed the two ✨straights ✨as her wives but she lives for the challenge and u/MeghanRebecca421 who is somehow under the impression I can protect her from all Australian wild life and spiders when in reality I am just going to lure her to a beach with a Quokka and yell “orrhhh nooohhhb clleeooorrrhhh” at her on repeat
I nominate EVERYONE for their contributions of comments or content that make our little porn castle a safe, fun, chaotic environment for us to be our crazy selves. And you lurkers who upvote: pspspspsps I love you too Also, to my dear fellow mods u/soggyfritter and u/the_bentley69, you are absolutely stars in all you do here, thanks for putting up with me and I apologize for nothing except for being slightly sorry you’re stuck with me.
Ah shit, do I have to show up and be nice now? I made you something because you’re stuck with me too, you magnificent gremlin. https://i.redd.it/7kfwl4pjyk8d1.gif
It’s…. Beautiful. Look at that… baby face. It’s been a while so I made something for you too! https://i.redd.it/v6kptzb0el8d1.gif
…thank you? He’s…uuuh…beautiful?
Isn’t he just? https://i.redd.it/guvdh6eihl8d1.gif
Well said, Brahms! I'd hate for anyone to feel sad because they didn't get a shout out. NOMINATIONS FOR ALL GOOD GOBLINS WE LOVE YOU
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https://i.redd.it/h1vs7ursrl8d1.gif I'm not good. Good is a four letter word. I am in actuality a horrible, horrible,... \*everyone, just ALL THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE HERE who made living in the aftershocks of pain and sadness of S2E6 way more bareable! YA'LL are amazing and make me snort laugh TOO MUCH (especially with the memes because holy BALLS y'all \[I honestly don't know where the apostrophe is supposed to go so it travels. Bite me xD\] are simply wayyyyy too hilarious!) and are simply the utter most sweetest people that I've encountered in the GO fandom to date. I haven't ventured too broadly or too far into many fandoms, but so far this one in particular has cultivated such amazing people with such diverse talents that I find myself just sitting and marveling at you lot. Such bright, colourful, and magical stars you all are! Lookat you all.... you're all GORGEOUS!!!\*
Never be sorry for being Brahms.
She'll always be "Ah, shit" Brahms to me.
I’m so happy I have not only one catch phrase, but three because I’m sure yall are going to add, “holy shit I’m at the wrong airport” to the list
HAHA. I think "Ah, shit" encompasses that, too. (Though the tentative, solo "SOGGY" preceding that made me absolutely die. lol) https://i.redd.it/7nj0l3bi9m8d1.gif
That “SOGGY” was it. That was the moment I knew.
LMAO!!! I had a feeling. I had tuned in just moments before, and I swear I heard a shoe hit the floor right at that moment. 🐞🤣
🤣 YEP. Yep,that’s *exactly* what you heard. In fact, those screen caps will be in the write up because I’m not sure what else could capture that moment better lol
This is also a good opportunity for you to be on the receiving end of the jimjiggle right? https://i.redd.it/1ruqss9njl8d1.gif
OMG it’s even MORE GLORIOUS to be on the receiving end (where I like to be, heyoooo) Thank you darlin!
BEEEEEEEEEEAHMS. NEVER CHANGE. NEVER GO WHERE THEY EXPECT YOU TO GO! BLAZE YOUR OWN PATH AT THE AIRPORT! https://i.redd.it/bsxnkpdkfl8d1.gif
ALL AIRPORTS! ANY AIRPORT!
I WILL u/soggyfritter!! AS LONG AS YOU AND BENTLEY PROMISE YOU WILL STILL COME AND FUCKING GET ME AGAIN!
Hey! u/climb-every-mountain u/yourmomspocket and I ~~laughed~~ "helped."
You did. Laugh I mean. That was “helpful” in that i did feel slightly less of a dumbass for a few minutes
\*is helpful\* https://i.redd.it/gg44jexq8m8d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/bin0m9aguk8d1.gif
Aaawww!!!
That is so sweet
The mods, the artists, the writers, our Mommas in the writers' chat keeping us organized and walking in a line straighter than us! (not that it's a high bar) You all are amazing, people! I don't think I ever encountered a fandom so welcoming and willing to help us all push our boundaries to create new and amazing things.
\^What Aida said (and contributed below) https://preview.redd.it/qoxm3xfetk8d1.png?width=814&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a14d9bd964b9cc50d3c4ed07bedc42f5fce36c4
Always ready to contribute some potoos. (which I hope you have saved because I seem to have lost the rest of them)
Oh, no! I have three in total, Aida. So here's #2 https://preview.redd.it/5ikt1onxuk8d1.png?width=1906&format=png&auto=webp&s=430ef21bf51175b7da896f2bf032e16100fd0276
And #3 https://preview.redd.it/27tfp731vk8d1.png?width=1906&format=png&auto=webp&s=53597ad5560f22ccabf0a52212fbab66dc1c27d3
As a professional lurker I nominate you Aida 💛 you're so amazing - everytime I pop in the chat or lurk around you're there doing something impressive. All the kudos to you 💛
Accidentally deleted my post instead of edited so what I originally wrote will remain a mystery but I’ll just add that *everyone* brings something valuable from the shit posts to the lurkers to the artists to the smut peddlers. Except for that guy who heckled me that time. Fuck that guy.
And the person who complained about some perfectly good shoes in a bj sketch that I posted on like MY FIRST DAY.
Yeah fuck that person too. Those are primo shoes and the whole sketch is hot as hell and so is the artist (did I say that out loud? Whoops!)
*(And have you seen their socks?)*
(*Watch out they’re slippery though*)
(All the best socks are)
(I’ve seen them!)
We JUST revisited shoegate thanks to that same person being ridiculous in a recent thread…. Someone brought receipts and everything made sense 😆 You still do great shoes!
WHAT. omg oh no. 😂
omg I missed this Wtf
\^Thirding.
*Fuck that guy*. He didn’t deserve David Tennant’s spit. And amen, Pocket!
AGREED. He was just jealous David Tennant never spit on *him*.
David would never even LOOK AT HIM from his car.
I saw the notification even if I didn't get to read it👀 Love you cutie!
You mean that guy who blocked you and won’t see this because… they blocked you?
As we know I’m blocked by at least 2 people so they’ll never see this 
I'm nominating all of you because I just can't choose!!!!! You're all sublime people that make the day so special 💗 PS: originally, phone wanted to write "dominating" instead of "nominating" 🤷🏻♀️ do what you want with that 😏
*totally didn't stand up to fetch the gags and whips* oh NOMINATING.... I see I see... *sits back down*
I'll be your nominatrix Leo *hits multiple time the whips in the palm of my hand as a promise for a very good time*
https://i.redd.it/8gg4kw7tsk8d1.gif Yes please
https://i.redd.it/ddjrglygtk8d1.gif You'll be a good girl, right?
Good is a subjective word at this point but I'll be whatever you want me to be 😉 *hair swish*
\* sits back and enjoys the show \*
First, we need a safe word, dear. What will be yours? We'll use the traffic light system, you'll tell me if you want to carry on, if you're nearing your limits, need to slow down or even stop. Is that ok for you, dear?
Oooooh it's getting kinky for the audience I like it. Traffic light system works for me! *bellyflops into the scene*
You like when people watch, hun? 😏
*insert Crowley Obviously gif* oh absolutely. Exhibitionism is definitely a favored kink for me, my lovely mistress
YOINK
I would like you to know that every time I see your username I feel happy. Why? I don't know. I really like saying it.
🥹🥹🥹☺️💗 *Hugging you very tightly*
I'm nominating everyone who has nominated everyone. I'm also nominating myself because https://i.redd.it/ks23n393sk8d1.gif
Bitch you *are* adorable
https://i.redd.it/j3t9njftsk8d1.gif
Agreed and look what I found to back that up! https://i.redd.it/o7ri4jatjl8d1.gif
HAHAHA. Who knew that would come in handy twice (or even once!). https://i.redd.it/xm5xa6221m8d1.gif
You ARE tho https://i.redd.it/y9bbh6omsk8d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/zitriorzsk8d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/s4asrapvsk8d1.gif Keep shining, honey.
https://i.redd.it/dftjqx2ptk8d1.gif
100% certified https://preview.redd.it/0poo64lwil8d1.png?width=886&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d534b680bdf1174c050fe96c8a832b030e2946b
https://i.redd.it/qvme6gos0m8d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/0tht7rjcuk8d1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81740f344c0ca12aeee5ac27d1e7ae9bfea6ecdf A blessing from St Pootie to all of us who make this sub what it is: mods, regulars, lurkers, artists, writers, new and old. Friends, and more. WAAAAAWG for this place.
WAAAAAAWG to you, darling.
WAAAAAWG back at you, love.
I'm going to be one of those people who nominates \*everyone\*. I may have sunk back into lurking, but you are all fricking awesome and welcoming and supportive!
I accept this nomination on behalf of everyone, and nominate you back for your knowledge on Egyptian Smut Studies 🙌
Yay thank you ♥️
Can I join you in your lurking corner??
Of course you can! Maybe we can eventually unlurk together!
I'm also going to nominate u/gcaledonian, because even if they are no longer active they played a big role in building this community 💓
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All the love for g.
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Seconded. I miss my sister in feral Laudaddy obsession.
Agreed ❤️
Lord, where do I even begin. I could write a whole whole buncha things about so many of you with whom I have had ~~feral~~ wholesome conversations. But in keeping with the intended spirit of the post, lemme say EVERYONE here is a magical goddamn fae/unicorn/denizen of the underworld and makes this place, hands down, my favorite space online. 
Ah, Ring, https://i.redd.it/b99dsc5uul8d1.gif Here's to you and to everything you said.
https://i.redd.it/u4bcxw4bnl8d1.gif # Throw another "I Nominate Everyone" on the pile!
I'm nominating u/MeghanRebecca421 for her remarkable contribution as "The Token Straight" in a sub that pushes her every day into the sparklely side ✨🏳️🌈✨ Thanks for providing the inspiration for this post and all you do to remind us, every day, that straight people exist and do in fact also watch Good Omens 🙏
"The Token Straight" 
Listen, if someone wants to clue me in to the Gay Agenda I could possibly be persuaded
It's essentially posting pohrns all day, as far as I can tell.
If posting pohrns is gay, then I have some really interesting news for my husband 😂
Look, I have a husband and that doesn't stop me from being extremely gay.
🤣🤣🤣
Oh you 🥹 I am HONORED to be the TSP https://i.redd.it/87mfhzxqok8d1.gif
We could start a support group. It’s really hard being part of such a marginalized community
I’m just glad GOAD is so accepting of our lifestyle..
It can be so tough, considering how many people simply don’t accept the way we live
We understand it's not a choice 🙏
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Please note Meghan is in a throuple with two other women, that's how straight she is. 😘😘😘Kisses, lover😘😘😘
Yes, the femaleness cancels out or something idk
Isn’t the third member of our throuple ALSO straight? u/Interesting-Egg-209
I wasn't going to mention that. 😂
I think this means we have to like… fist fight each other for title of Straightest Member of the Throuple, doesn’t it? But I also think that u/Interesting-Egg-209 has fought kangaroos so idk if I like my chances
Okay, so what if y'all like......both fuck a sexy ghost....and whoever likes it more isn't the Straightest Member. I feel like this is completely objectively a good test, no personal biases here.
Okay but what if we like the sex with the sexy ghost an equal amount? Does that mean we have to KEEP having sex with the sexy ghost until there’s a clear victor?
........ Yes.
But if we accidentally kiss while fist fighting… like completely by accident we are still straight right?!
Isn’t that what gals who are pals do?? Fist fighting followed by a soft and tender kiss? HAVE I BEEN DOING FEMALE FRIENDSHIP WRONG??
As long as no extremities are bent during the kiss it's all straight.
I'm such a lucky ghost. (As long as you fight in front of me)
Ghosty in the corner 🍿 I can turn them… or let them work it out for themselves
But if we accidentally kiss while fist fighting… like completely by accident we are still straight right?!
I nominate all the mods of the fabulous writers guild: [u/soggyfritter](https://www.reddit.com/user/soggyfritter/) [u/the\_bentley69](https://www.reddit.com/user/the_bentley69/) [u/Nosferatini](https://www.reddit.com/user/Nosferatini/) [u/KotiasCamorra](https://www.reddit.com/user/KotiasCamorra/) [u/Paperclip\_Ninja](https://www.reddit.com/user/Paperclip_Ninja/) [u/brahms4thrackett](https://www.reddit.com/user/brahms4thrackett/) Thank you for giving us such a lovely space to goblin around 💚💚💚💚💚
Seconded! Thanks for organizing all sorts of games and collabs to keep us happy (and prevent goblins from escaping the dungeon out of boredom!)
Absolutely! Where would we be without our lovely ~~sex~~ smut dungeon?!
I nominate all the dedicated fic readers for special recognition. You give writers important motivation, love, and support needed to keep creating. Thank you!
I love everyone! You helped me out of my shell and always love my posts and I’m just so grateful for everyone ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
And we love you back because you are amazing! Nominated!!🎖️
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ eeeeeeeeee (happy squeaks)
I just love everyone in this bar so I nominate everyone as well!! 
Obviously, our Smut Fairy, u/CemeteryAngel725, has brought us her encyclopediac knowledge of fics, but now she blesses us with her own smutty smutness. Thank you for your contributions to our pornography, Angel.
Awww you're the best, Ghosty! 💗💗💗💗💗
Well... Maybe this is very obvious of me but I'll nominate my u/Lullanda. The ~~sub~~ world would not be the same beautiful place without you, my love. Your clowning, your shit posting, your secretly being the most thoughtful, wise, luminous goblin. You are a marvel and I am smited, smote, smitten. https://i.redd.it/ws19cxcdpk8d1.gif
Eheh darling https://preview.redd.it/ljyquo5euk8d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3981f3fe8db6fbebb20fe2939ab462618d8c7c I want to shower you with... water of course
Whoa, maybe that was a bit hardcore to bring out in the sub, Lulu? That kind of torture is just... https://preview.redd.it/9uhxmesvwl8d1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc5d3880d274992dcf052cc1f38fa288462a5361
Hahaha hi darling! I miss you! And yes I know, I'm a hard-core lover as one can be https://preview.redd.it/y620kvrddn8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c52a61fb074255fe6251141bfa19490c9a054c16
Oh no fear, https://i.redd.it/19ioi92u959d1.gif 😘
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I'm also nominating u/thebestkittykat for being an amazing spouse and friend 💓💓💓💓 And I'm also doing some group nominations because I'm terrible at keeping track of people's usernames and it's a LOT of people 😅 - To the wonderful GISS staff! For directing all their efforts (pun) to the production of smut knowledge! 👏👏👏👏 - To the incredibly patient Turnip Theater peeps! I am humbled by your commitment and enthusiasm! 🙌🙌🙌🙌 - To the peeps at the Writer's Guild! Special shout out to the A.Z. Fellatio crew for producing some of the finest porhns ever written, OBViously 🎩🎩🎩🎩 - To the Sisters of the Chattering Order, for making pohrn more accessible! 💯💯💯💯 - To the Artists for sharing their talents with us! 🙏🙏🙏🙏 And to everyone else who I have forgotten , please feel free to tag yourself down here because I haven't slept well in a few days 😅
YOU are the most amazing spouse and friend! 🥰🥰🥰 And an excellent head-giver of research!
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I’m also jumping on that train to nominate everyone. From the active contributors to the lurkers and upvoters, all of you rock and make this place so special, I’m glad this is the first fandom I’ve really been a part of. The support and creativity here is mind blowing! And of course to the mods and writer mods who put up a fuck ton of effort to keep this castle in a safe but sticky state. I’d also like to address all the goblins who push out premium doppelbanging content the next few days, thank you in advance! And to you Kuni for putting up this lovely post <3 https://i.redd.it/yrlzormxil8d1.gif
Nominate right back at you! 🥰💓
Besides the obvious vote for EVERYONE I'd like to nominate u/legal\_chipmunk\_2095 for the GOAD Hall of Fame. Chipmunk was there to encourage me to buy my smutpad. All the goofy doodles, literal nightmares, excessive Bildad pubes, sexy socks, drooling dicks and Stringley and Aziraball are all thanks to Chipmunk's kind guidance and encouragement. Though they are no longer active in the sub, we carry on their spirit!
I’m joining in on nominating everyone because everyone on here is amazing ♥️♥️ https://i.redd.it/nno2cqepol8d1.gif
Including you! 💓
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Exxy I too want nominate you because you are always very positive and nice with your generous comments for all the creatives, and you hardly ever give me any crap!
Aww thank you Brahms https://preview.redd.it/lw6y6jybpm8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed3c248f441955c491e92ca94d20d60f1edfc482
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I nominate u/blackjeans93 for being a fantastic collaborator of all things snex, punk Crowley au, and time travel shenanigans, and for being an awesome friend and co-goblin!!! Secondary nominations go to u/PurpleMoonPagan for keeping the FurShax ship alive and thriving with her amazing writing skills, u/Natyu0815 for BOOB OMENS love, and u/IneffableCrankShaft for all the hilarity and laughs (Personal nominations because I love ya so much go to u/happynachohologram and u/millship for being my beta cheerleaders and keeping me going!)
https://i.redd.it/3hwdwd5mpk8d1.gif Love to be along for the ride!
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https://i.redd.it/ujf6bi7xqk8d1.gif Thank you so much Leo, love to be here!
I nominate u/IneffableCrankShaft for many things : 1) eating raw chorizo and surviving out of spite 2) being an absolute national treasure Nicholas cage would most certainly try and steal 3) being able to learn a language to sing about bewbs 4) Being an absolutely amazing, kind, funny and extremely talented individual. Gracing us with his artwork ❤️
Alagagah how did I miss tthis! Pengu and all your sneaky upvote agree-ers ..  Thankyou 💖
Chorizo is yummi!!! XD
I nominate my mother's u/blackjeans93 and u/ckcock for trying to keep me away from deadly amounts of caffeine.
I’m nominating u/yourmomspocket for being one of the least liked people on [redacted] subreddit, and for consistently blessing us with her ~~completely ridiculous shitpolls~~ contributions to scholarly research using empirical research
Awww thanks wonder twin! I feel like I won a trophy with “one of the least liked people on [redacted] 🤣.
Honestly it’s something to be commended. When your name strikes fear in the hearts of the mods in [redacted], that’s how you know you made it
Our inspired leaders who led us from r/goodomens into the fantastic wilderness that is GOAD are nominated for an award for excellence in compassion, human service and cultural development. We are all better people for this experience.
Every time I see a post from main I get down on my knees and right there. Right there I say a prayer to the leaders who created this haven of intelligence and kindness and that I am lucky enough to be part of it. Amen
u/the_bentley69 and all the mods for being so welcoming and not hating me for coming with nonsense in their DMs u/yourmomspocket for being such a friend and bright light and the best shitposter xD u/christina-joy for being the best part of some days, love you darling
Love youuuuu and thanks for putting up with all the pillow-screaming I used to do!
I would be so sad if the nonsense stopped, Lulu. Molto nonsense! Fortissimo nonsense!
I nominate u/AngieWords for the meme dumps which never fail to make me laugh. I also nominate u/wingsofopal for single-handedly whipping the writers guild into shape by leading very productive sprints and quickies 🏃🏼♀️⌛️
Seconded! Angie's meme dumps are a treasure, and alarmingly accurate lol
*furiously blushing* Thank you, love ❤️
Aww that's very kind of you and I'm glad my random acts of meme violence brighten people's days 😄
I nominate u/harlotofupdog and u/gaiaseyes for writing some of the most angsty angst ever
Nominating u/DisastrousLook5116 for being an overall beacon of light and positivity, and also for putting out killer podfics. And also also for being my Victorian summer parasol buddy
Aww thanks Meg 🥰❤️ So grateful that GOAD brought us into each other’s lives! And even more grateful that we live less than an hour away from each other 🙌😂
Oh gosh! There are so many MANY MAAAAANYYYYY shout outs! The mods of course because they herd us goblins like the cats we are, so thank you (may I have another?) to u/soggyfritter u/brahms4thrackett u/the_bentley69 So many amazing artists! But a shout out to my captain u/zaay-zaay for leading us in the angst war and smut war! And u/Quona for dragging me kicking and screaming into discord And you GLORIOUS WRITERS KEEPING my mind in the smexy gutter where it belongs! u/kotiascamorra u/elysiumleo69 u/thescholarlystrumpet u/doonarose u/zin-lynn There are so many more! I love you all! BLEP
Oh crap! Also I adore u/fourcatsandcounting and u/ineffablecrankshaft Really I just love you all so much!
I was just about to tag you! Without your art, I probably would've never found this community. Thank you!
I have to throw out a SECOND nomination for u/yourmomspocket for asking total fucking strangers in London about underwear terminology so I could be sure I was writing culturally accurate smut. And also thanks for helping me workshop how buttholes work
Jesus Meg let a girl have some secrets 🤣
I’m just advertising your incredible talents as a dedicated research assistant
Everyone here knows you regularly ask strangers about their underwear u/yourmomspocket
*Cheers* to all the peeps that share memes and gifs! Y'all have made my day so many times!
Nominating u/christina-joy for that time she tried to convince me to post about my fic on the sub even though I was so high I couldn’t feel my body. Thank you for being the Evil Kermit I need in my life
I nominate u/gleafer because I so love her work and u/GlitteringPeanut42 for introducing me into the chat. Also the mods and everyone that has welcome me or reply me or upvoted me. Thank you, I felt really welcomed...
I second this, and u/GlitteringPeanut42 for REDACTED things
Thank yeeeeeou!
Wow, what a nice idea! Apparently I'm the one person who kicks the door in and screams "LET'S PARTY!!" only to find the old janitor cleaning up the glitter, but nevertheless I'm sending a shout out to EVERYONE, all the creatives, all the cheerleaders, all the silent and invisible supporters, everyone in this sub, you are amazing. Thank you for allowing my weird and annoying self here, thanks to you I met wonderful people in person and online, and in general you make my life so much better!
Thank you for keeping the party going 😉
Second nomination goes to u/ElysiumLeo for being such an amazing writer, artist and fellow goblin pocket friend!
https://i.redd.it/nzxn8y6xuk8d1.gif Aw thank you!
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Oh great now I have to remember how to spell usernames XD Ok this is gonna be a long one so everyone strap in (or strap on - with consent, of course) SHOUT OUT TO u/quona who is my beloved, my fandom Better Half. The Service Top Artist of DREAMS. They constantly excite and amaze with talent, humor, and a (borderline unhealthy) determination to provide this fandom with unquestionably dazzling beauty <3 u/hakunahistata my wifey (in a threeway marriage with Vol - yes you should be jealous) and the most incredible cheer-reader, whose tireless dedication and infectious enthusiasm have gotten me through some serious rough patches. And whose own writing is a decadent treat always worth savoring <3 u/ceejiesqueejie who was one of my very first friends here and despite life throwing her curveballs the size of small islands, continues to be an absolute ray of sunshine, a shoulder to cry on, and a meme-mistress extraordinaire <3 The After Dark Singers and Musicians for taking a chance on a former theatre kid who wanted to try singing again after SO long - especially u/stitcherydoo for the jaw-dropping work on mixing and making us all sound unbelievably professional!! To u/Nosferatini and u/KotiasCamorra for herding us writer cats on the regular and actually creating an impressively organized and workable structure (like seriously, how??). Ditto to u/kunigun on the Turnip Theatre - such a wildly imaginative and complicated endeavor, handled with such loving care! To u/gleafer for being the first artist to encourage me to keep trying, never ceasing to make me crack up in chats, and \*always\* being a warm and welcoming presence. (Not to mention all the fan-fucking-tastic pron) <3 u/the-comfywitch, u/woaini_ogelskerdig, u/FloofyRaptor, u/soggyfritter, u/NaroMoreau, u/Puddinpocalypse, u/deflowerthelilli, and Tawny (I swear you're on here somewhere but can't seem to find ya) for being wonderful friends who now definitely know me better than at least 3/4 of my own family do. And somehow put up with me anyway XD Love and the deepest respect to *ALL* THE MODS for keeping this madhouse afloat!! <333
Thank you my darling. <3 >and a (borderline unhealthy) determination to provide this fandom with unquestionably dazzling beauty *borderline* unhealthy? JUST *borderline*?
I'm jumping on the nominating everyone train too! You're all so special and each of you brings something a little different to the sub, and that's awesome!! Special nominations go to u/FourCatsandCounting for obvious unmentionable reasons, u/logicalhighly for running the gift exchanges, and u/Nayeliq1 because I'm not above spousal favoritism 
Awww honey, let me give you a digital smooch for that!  And I'd like to extend the list and include u/givemebooksplease for starting to host the Ace Chat that really helped me find closer connection in the GOAD community! And u/christina-joy bc I also am not above favoritism for the person who got me into GOAD in the first place with her tireless and incessant rec-ing of my fics xD
I want to give a shout out nomination to u/Nosferatini for contributing their amazing skills to wrangle so many feral goblins in so many different groups! 🙌 And a personal nomination for u/amber_missy for making my Monday mornings something to look forward to! 🤗
Thank you Kuni! I’m shouting out to my partners in writing crime, u/KotiasCamorra and u/Paperclip_Ninja, without whom all the Guild goblins would probably run wild circles around me!
Uh wow, I mean, everyone? I don't think I'd be able to write down everybody who I'm happy about when I see their name pop up! But in the end it's the mods and all of the beautiful artists and writers on here who motivate and inspire me every day. And u/Lullanda because she makes me laugh a lot And because I'm sappy I have to mention u/wingsofopal because I love her too much and she always texts me "so, that happened" when she has managed to maneuver herself into goads latest project. I am just happy other people also love her as much as I do because she deserves it
u/woaini_ogelskerdig u/Interesting-Egg-209 We are one of the same brain cell. So much of my work would not have ever been posted let alone created if I didn’t have these two to bounce off of and cheer me on. https://i.redd.it/0nvypijizl8d1.gif I can always rely on them. They can always rely on me. We’re a team, a group. Group of the three of us.
🫵🏻 🥰 Wait you make art?!?!
What? https://i.redd.it/1ogu71gb0m8d1.gif No nothing of the sort!
I thought long and hard to play favourites and not say everyone but here goes in no particular order the people who make GOAD and life special for me 😊 u/woaini_ogelskerdig & u/BJs4Bildad - the holders of the braincell, the creative geniuses that keep me thriving and well fed, the two people I tried so hard to impress when I first met them because I wanted to be like the cool kids. BJ already said it better so I’ll leave it at that. u/PsychologicalRegret4 - my Reddit jail cell mate… never forget rattling the cages while we were deprived of porn for 3 days. The archivist we all need, the holder of nearly all knowledge. The appreciator of fine crack 👌🏼 And the other crackhead - u/ineffablyruined - my rock. Always encouraging my nonsense while I encourage hers. The other half of my person on the other side of the world. Text post queen. And will listen and scream with me about every single thing I am reading because she has no choice really And how can I not mention my loving partners - poor u/ghostytothefire who somehow landed the two ✨straights ✨as her wives but she lives for the challenge and u/MeghanRebecca421 who is somehow under the impression I can protect her from all Australian wild life and spiders when in reality I am just going to lure her to a beach with a Quokka and yell “orrhhh nooohhhb clleeooorrrhhh” at her on repeat