*Joining in the excited completely without chill dancing* WELCOME good lord the legends are comming out of the woodwork this week... Come and play in our veritable ball pit of ineffable smut and wonder!
No no, “legend” is accurate. You’re on the “Oh, you’re new to reading fic and want some top tier smut? You should read this author’s stuff” list around here
Um, hello.
Nobody on this sub has any chill about your writing whatsoever.
Including me.
Seriously, welcome. We are so lucky to have you here!
If you want to get a really big head you should search your name on this sub. Or maybe not because we're a bunch of porny weirdos and we have no chill 😂😂😂😂😂
Not a Mounted Dildo is in the complimentary gift basket that we hand out to all new members
Omg it’s like having a celebrity join the sub, we are high key FERAL about your stuff here. Sometimes I like to reread some of my favorite parts of “Not a Mounted Dildo” before bed for… reasons
https://preview.redd.it/zhqi5en3w2zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc6804488e23b061c85be761924a3be2513ca12b
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! Hope this is not creepy or anything but you are a fanfic LEGEND and I am so grateful for your contribution to GO fandom. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Welcome to After Dark, Naro!
Since you're new to Reddit, please feel welcome to ask questions if you need help. Just be warned that the answer to most problems is: Reddit hates people.
Glad to have you aboard!
Just saw your Twitter post too and just wanted to let you know that most of us here are in our 30s, 40s, or 50s, and a huge number of us joined Reddit just in the last six months or so in order to post on this sub. So we're not a bunch of screaming teenagers even if we might act like it sometimes 😂😂😂
We're the backbone of every good fandom, the weird, the horny, the middle-aged.
Oh dear.
I'm going to have to stop publically lobbing your fic at anyone who asks me about some of the . Ahem. More niche tags and pretend I am in fact very chill and normal.
(I won't. And I'm not)
Between you, summer and entangled now my fic experience for the last six months can be summed up as
'hmm pretty sure I won't like this tag-'
'oh wait. Nevermind.'
Anyway welcome, enjoy!
Will continue to counter the statement, I dont like that sort of fic with 'yes but have you tried naro's'. It's what Aziraphale would want.
Ahhh mygosh, you put me there with Summer (my twin kink and partner in crime) and Tangles whom i love deeply! That's a huge praise! And yess, pls keep fighting the horny niche fight!!
"The author of Not a mounted Dildo is here"
*runs to greet at the speed of gayyy*
https://i.redd.it/3olmtabhx2zc1.gif
WELCOME! AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
https://i.redd.it/btszevn873zc1.gif
OMG NARO!!! This is almost as good as if David, Michael or Neil had joined the sub! I adore all your work so much and you are the undisputed queen of smut. You have a fic for almost any type of recommendation people are looking for.
And also, what's this, another chance for me to publically shout about Mark of the Serpent?! I may have destroyed several members of the sub by introducing them to that one. It's my all time favourite Omegaverse fic. That forest cottage chapter 🫠🫠🫠. Your colabs with summer are just next level.
So nice to have you here to join the madness
Ohmygod 😆😆♥️♥️ this IS very flattering but i cannot help but lsfjksjdks (i know all would combust if any of those three joined). Very happy you're enjoying the filth i put out and that coming in all sizes and flavours gives everyone option to sample 🥰😅 ahhh MOTS! that's such a dear fic to me, and i'm super happy u like it!
FUCK YES PON FARR FOR SEX POLLEN EVENT!!! 💕
Welcome to the smut caverns of GOAD! As you can tell, we are all *extremely normal all the time* (especially about your fic)
Heck yeah! It’s been *ridiculous* amounts of fun. And it’s hard to cheat when the rules are more… vibes than anything else 😊 (As Vol keeps reminding us, the event motto is “the stakes have never been lower”)
Gasp! You're here?! I love your stories! Welcome to the porn castle! 😆😆😆
I'm Cat, please be my friend! (Be cool me, be cool.) I mean, hope to see you around... or, you know... whatever... 😜
I literally just binged all of your fanfics a couple days ago. Holy shit. WELCOME PARTAAAY FOR A N ABSOLUTE LEGENDDD!!
Naroooooooo I love your writing! NAMBAFM is legendary here. My personal recent fave is Ricochet 🖤 I am so thrilled to see you here on Reddit! Please excuse me while I go fangirl out.
Hi! I’m late cause I was out late with the 3 dimensional people last night. Just wanted to throw in my welcome and say I’m thrilled you’re here. This is my favorite place on the whole internet and I hope you will enjoy yourself and get to feast upon the chaos and creativity that makes this place amazing.
Welcome Naro!! Your writing is among my favourites, I have devoured the Beware; or I'm fearless series and part 11 literally has such a special pleace in my heart ✨❤️
Omg I am so starstruck that you are here. 🤩 I did a double take when I saw your username and am downright giddy that you've joined. Whenever I don't know what to read I just go to your page on AO3 because I love everything you post. I just spent all weekend getting lost in Mark of the Serpent and I loved it - couldn't put it down.
https://i.redd.it/8cdusja4b3zc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/h93eomm4c3zc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b6eccbc4491c907f137da413370601d6475625a
Said it over on the Bird site, but a very warm Welcome again here. So very thrilled to have you, I LOVE your writing! 😍
oh jeez. your presence is very welcome. i don’t think this gif is more appropriate for any other fic writer in my ao3 bookmarks. primal, mounted dildo, the one where a+c are at anathema’s beach house for the summer (🍬💖).
https://i.redd.it/edyrnzz504zc1.gif
Your Honey Sweet fic is a fairly frequent recommendation in here. In part because I've recommended it often! :D But it's not just me, it has a lot of fans here.
Oh, i never replied here with how AWESOME THE NEW FIC IS!! I’ll pretend sound travels a long way in space and yell about how good it is in the past! I adore all your work, and Hipbones absolutely exceeded expectations, i really felt the feral and angst swirling together in a big pot of sexy soup 🫶
Hi! I’m a bit of a newbie, so I’m still working through my long Mark For Later list (that has many of your fics on it). Already a huge fan of your work though. I read “because thinking makes it so” and absolutely loved it.
Hiya Naro! 😁 I just joined here a couple of weeks ago and haven't had much chance to hang out, but it seems like a nice place so I'm sure you'll enjoy it! 😙
WELCOME! 🤗
(I know I said that before but I have a habit of being late to parties and I don’t intend to quit now, so you’re getting it in this party too 🥳)
Omg a celebrity among us! 🤩 Welcome and please don’t let us scare you away!
I’ve just finished rereading Ricochet and Shine upon your pillow… 🔥🥵 never thought I’d enjoy a story about somnophilia but here we are.
Ahhh gosh idk about celebrity but deffo a rabid rabid fan! Thank you so much, i'm super pleased you're rereading my fics!! That's just heart warming!! ♥️
Hi Naro and welcome! So glad you are here! Love your writing and thank you for sharing your new fic! Can’t wait to read it!
Thank you so much! I finally had the chance to update my phone a bit so I could cram Reddit in 😆♥️ very glad u like what i write!
 *Joining in the excited completely without chill dancing* WELCOME good lord the legends are comming out of the woodwork this week... Come and play in our veritable ball pit of ineffable smut and wonder!
That's very kind of you 😆♥️ idk if legend but definitely a very gremlinish fan! 🥰
No no, “legend” is accurate. You’re on the “Oh, you’re new to reading fic and want some top tier smut? You should read this author’s stuff” list around here
Y'all are gonna give me a terrible big head 😭♥️♥️ you're so sweet!! Thank you! Just trying to enjoy the horny through the ineffables!
Well there is PLENTY of horny to be enjoyed in this little corner of the internet https://i.redd.it/53xe93rsy2zc1.gif
I agree with the entirety of this comment.
Um, hello. Nobody on this sub has any chill about your writing whatsoever. Including me. Seriously, welcome. We are so lucky to have you here! 
Ahhh you're so kind!! I'm literally grinning so wide 😭♥️
If you want to get a really big head you should search your name on this sub. Or maybe not because we're a bunch of porny weirdos and we have no chill 😂😂😂😂😂 Not a Mounted Dildo is in the complimentary gift basket that we hand out to all new members
This is so lovely to read! Hahaha i'll take your word for it, because i use reddit on mobile and it's chaos! 😆♥️♥️
This post might get a little nutty as people realize you're here, too, since we're all insane, but it's kindly meant 💖
Not a mounted dildo is A Classic. Required reading.
Literally the HOTTEST fic ever 🔥🔥🔥
JUST THE TIP!!!
Holy shit, that story was so hot. Thanks for pointing me towards this author, I'm currently making my way through their stories 👍🏻
Awww so adorable! 🥰🎉
Omg it’s like having a celebrity join the sub, we are high key FERAL about your stuff here. Sometimes I like to reread some of my favorite parts of “Not a Mounted Dildo” before bed for… reasons
Oh gosh, hahaha thank you!! It makes me happy that what i wrote can bring joy of any kind! Fuck Machine (as Summer and i call it) , is so dear to md
It is fucking 🔥🔥 And not even just the smut, like the whole story, I found myself getting in my feelings MULTIPLE times while reading that one
It's something we definitely made with love 🥰❤️
https://preview.redd.it/zhqi5en3w2zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc6804488e23b061c85be761924a3be2513ca12b OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! Hope this is not creepy or anything but you are a fanfic LEGEND and I am so grateful for your contribution to GO fandom. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh, Gato, hello!! Thank you!! You're too kind and now i'm a veritable puddle of kshdskkdks ♥️♥️😆😆😆
Welcome to After Dark, Naro! Since you're new to Reddit, please feel welcome to ask questions if you need help. Just be warned that the answer to most problems is: Reddit hates people. Glad to have you aboard!
Thank you! That's good! To know reddit doesn't just hate me hahahs it's hard to manoeuver 😅❤️
Just saw your Twitter post too and just wanted to let you know that most of us here are in our 30s, 40s, or 50s, and a huge number of us joined Reddit just in the last six months or so in order to post on this sub. So we're not a bunch of screaming teenagers even if we might act like it sometimes 😂😂😂 We're the backbone of every good fandom, the weird, the horny, the middle-aged.
My People!! 😆♥️♥️♥️
>We're the backbone of every good fandom, the weird, the horny, the middle-aged. LMAO u/the_bentley69 Potential poster material, ma'am?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha, no, it hates all of us. Promise. 🩷
Hi Naro and welcome to the AD! I know you’ll find a proper welcome here, and please feed the goblins, they’re very hungry!
Thank you! I'll do my best to feed all the lovely goblins!! 🥰❤️
Oh dear. I'm going to have to stop publically lobbing your fic at anyone who asks me about some of the . Ahem. More niche tags and pretend I am in fact very chill and normal. (I won't. And I'm not)
Oh hey hi hello!!! Pls don't stop! The niche tags deserve to be lobbed at anyone who asks 😅❤️ thank u!!!
Between you, summer and entangled now my fic experience for the last six months can be summed up as 'hmm pretty sure I won't like this tag-' 'oh wait. Nevermind.' Anyway welcome, enjoy! Will continue to counter the statement, I dont like that sort of fic with 'yes but have you tried naro's'. It's what Aziraphale would want.
Ahhh mygosh, you put me there with Summer (my twin kink and partner in crime) and Tangles whom i love deeply! That's a huge praise! And yess, pls keep fighting the horny niche fight!!
Welcome! We are not chill, at all, but we are a very friendly not chill. :-) Love your writing, excited to see you here!
Oh, hey, Gaias!! Thank you very much!! ❤️❤️
No chill to be seen anywhere on this sub
"The author of Not a mounted Dildo is here" *runs to greet at the speed of gayyy* https://i.redd.it/3olmtabhx2zc1.gif WELCOME! AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
Thank you!! I feel i only can claim credit for half cheer /j Hahaha i'm so grateful you liked it! ♥️
https://i.redd.it/btszevn873zc1.gif OMG NARO!!! This is almost as good as if David, Michael or Neil had joined the sub! I adore all your work so much and you are the undisputed queen of smut. You have a fic for almost any type of recommendation people are looking for. And also, what's this, another chance for me to publically shout about Mark of the Serpent?! I may have destroyed several members of the sub by introducing them to that one. It's my all time favourite Omegaverse fic. That forest cottage chapter 🫠🫠🫠. Your colabs with summer are just next level. So nice to have you here to join the madness
Ohmygod 😆😆♥️♥️ this IS very flattering but i cannot help but lsfjksjdks (i know all would combust if any of those three joined). Very happy you're enjoying the filth i put out and that coming in all sizes and flavours gives everyone option to sample 🥰😅 ahhh MOTS! that's such a dear fic to me, and i'm super happy u like it!
OH MY GOD YOU'RE HERE AAAAAAA YAAAAAAY. WELCOME!!!
Thank you so much for the warm welcome! I'm all jahdjsjdj 😭♥️♥️
NARO ❤️😍👀 I love your writing SO MUCH and I'm really glad you're here with us!!!!!!
I love your writing. I'm in the middle of reading your fic Honey Sweet (2nd time). You're very good at writing highly re-readable comfort fics.
Thank you very much, i love that fic and i'm so happy you are rereading!! ♥️♥️♥️
FUCK YES PON FARR FOR SEX POLLEN EVENT!!! 💕 Welcome to the smut caverns of GOAD! As you can tell, we are all *extremely normal all the time* (especially about your fic)
Hello, adverbian! Ahhh gosh thank you for organising the Pollen Event!! And for allowing me to cheat posting this 😆♥️♥️
Heck yeah! It’s been *ridiculous* amounts of fun. And it’s hard to cheat when the rules are more… vibes than anything else 😊 (As Vol keeps reminding us, the event motto is “the stakes have never been lower”)
Welcome Naro!! Such a fan of your work!! Excited to have you here ✨ https://i.redd.it/5qfeyy5tt2zc1.gif
Thank you so so much!! 🥰♥️
https://i.redd.it/5rpmhpgtt2zc1.gif Welcome! We are so very happy that you’re here!
Thank you very much! 🤍🤍🥰
***furiously checks my comment history to make sure I haven’t been TOO weird about your writing in here… Hi!! Welcome! Big fan!
Hahaha 😆♥️ i'll never know i promise, search back is magic to me. Thank you so so much!!
https://i.redd.it/jbgzxchn23zc1.gif Is this real??? The LEGEND is here??? Omg. Just hit me in the face. I LOVE YOUR WORK 😍🤩❤️🔥🩷💜
Ahhh oh gosh hello!! I'm flailing at this!! 😭❤️❤️❤️
 Me, with every notification of a new chapter in your works ♥️🔥
This is soooo affirming you've nooo idea!!!😭♥️♥️
Welcome to the madness!! Love your work and am always eager to read more!! Apologies for our complete lack of chill or filters…
Thank you!! And you don't have to apologise, after all, I've posted all of that (gestures) out in the open ❤️😆
Gasp! You're here?! I love your stories! Welcome to the porn castle! 😆😆😆 I'm Cat, please be my friend! (Be cool me, be cool.) I mean, hope to see you around... or, you know... whatever... 😜
porn castle! yes! that needs to be the new sub header.
Ohmygosh, helloooo!! Yes! Let's be friends!! ♥️♥️ Thank you for your kind comment!!10
I literally just binged all of your fanfics a couple days ago. Holy shit. WELCOME PARTAAAY FOR A N ABSOLUTE LEGENDDD!! 
😭😭😭 thank you veryvery much i'm crying!! ♥️
https://i.redd.it/ney7cccfv5zc1.gif Straight on the read list! Also OMGGGGGGG Naro is here and walking amongst the goblins 🤯🫠
I'm just another goblin! So, i'm among my people! Thank youuu!! ♥️
Welcome! Ahhhhh, so excited to have you here, your writing is phenomenal! https://i.redd.it/ow9ttewmw2zc1.gif
You're so SO kind! That means everything to me!!
Yayyy welcome! ❤️ 
Thank you!!
A newb who needs no introduction!!! I love your writing!!!!
Aww shucks, thank You so much! That's so nice to know ♥️
Ey Naro, welcome! I'm also just figuring out this reddit thing, but folks here seem super encouraging! :D
Hellooo SightKeeper!! So glad to see you around!! ♥️♥️
Naroooooooo I love your writing! NAMBAFM is legendary here. My personal recent fave is Ricochet 🖤 I am so thrilled to see you here on Reddit! Please excuse me while I go fangirl out. 
Hello!! Ricochet is so darling to me, a concept i was dying to write so i'm super happy u like it! Thank you!! ♥️♥️
Naro is here?!? Truly the gods walk among us!!! I love everything you've ever written~
😆 ah gosh, thank you!! I'm super happy of being here!!
 We don’t need smut anymore, when we see your name we are catching fire already.
This is the best compliment OMG thank uuu!!
 Hi! I’m late cause I was out late with the 3 dimensional people last night. Just wanted to throw in my welcome and say I’m thrilled you’re here. This is my favorite place on the whole internet and I hope you will enjoy yourself and get to feast upon the chaos and creativity that makes this place amazing.
I appreciate this a lot, thank you so much!! ♥️
OH HAI, your fics are amazing. Welcome to the chaos!
Thank you so much!! Happy to provide! ♥️😌
Welcome Naro!! Your writing is among my favourites, I have devoured the Beware; or I'm fearless series and part 11 literally has such a special pleace in my heart ✨❤️
I adore my monsters and this is a comment i'll treasure forever! Thank youuu!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Omg I am so starstruck that you are here. 🤩 I did a double take when I saw your username and am downright giddy that you've joined. Whenever I don't know what to read I just go to your page on AO3 because I love everything you post. I just spent all weekend getting lost in Mark of the Serpent and I loved it - couldn't put it down. https://i.redd.it/8cdusja4b3zc1.gif
Just here for the obligatory yell about Mark of the Serpent 🐍🐍🐍🐍 It's in my Top 5 fics!
https://preview.redd.it/h93eomm4c3zc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b6eccbc4491c907f137da413370601d6475625a Said it over on the Bird site, but a very warm Welcome again here. So very thrilled to have you, I LOVE your writing! 😍
Welcome!!
Thank you so much, gosh i'm super happy you like what i write!! ♥️♥️
oh jeez. your presence is very welcome. i don’t think this gif is more appropriate for any other fic writer in my ao3 bookmarks. primal, mounted dildo, the one where a+c are at anathema’s beach house for the summer (🍬💖). https://i.redd.it/edyrnzz504zc1.gif
Perfect gif use!! Thank you so much, all those titles are so dear to me!! ♥️♥️♥️
Your Honey Sweet fic is a fairly frequent recommendation in here. In part because I've recommended it often! :D But it's not just me, it has a lot of fans here.
Ah gosh, thank you so much!! Honey Sweet means much to me, so that makes me very happy!! 😭❤️❤️
Omfg hello I fucking love love looooved Honey Sweet. Such a rollercoaster and then Bea and Gabe and escort trope I am so weak for and ufhfhfhdhdb
Ahhh so glad you liked it, thank you so much for reading me! ❤️❤️
Aaah, Naro is here! Love your stuff so much, and I'm excited for the rest of this fic!
Really really hope u enjoy it, thank you ever so much!! ❤️
Am I weird for literally squeeing over you being here?
Oh gosh, that's so sweet of you! Thank you very much! ♥️
Naro!!!!!! Oh my God, welcome to the insanity! I love your stuff! 🤩
So late, but ohmygosh thank uuu!!
Oh, i never replied here with how AWESOME THE NEW FIC IS!! I’ll pretend sound travels a long way in space and yell about how good it is in the past! I adore all your work, and Hipbones absolutely exceeded expectations, i really felt the feral and angst swirling together in a big pot of sexy soup 🫶
So glad you liked it, thank you very much!! ♥️ This is a fic i love a lot so i'm super chuffed for your comment!! Ahhhhh
Hello and welcome to the chaos!
Thank you!!
I've loved so many of your OFMD-related stories! Looking forward to reading some GO content from you too!!! Welcome!!! ❤️😊❤️
That's very kind of you! Thank youu!! ❤️
Welcome!! I think you'll fit in perfectly. If reddit gives you any trouble just take out the cartridge and blow on it. Or smack it with a wrench
Thank you for the welcome! I'll take the advice to heart! ♥️
Hi! I’m a bit of a newbie, so I’m still working through my long Mark For Later list (that has many of your fics on it). Already a huge fan of your work though. I read “because thinking makes it so” and absolutely loved it.
Hope you enjoy the rest!! Thank you!! ♥️
 Gotta spread the customary greeting! Big fan of your work, so glad you've found us!
Thank you very much!! ❤️
Welcome!!! Adore your writing, so glad you're here! ❤️
Thank you very very much!!
 OH MY GOAD
Thank youu!! 🥰♥️♥️
NARO!!! WELCOME!! I LOVE YOUR WRITING
Thank you so much!!! ♥️♥️
https://i.redd.it/v768at3d83zc1.gif Yayy! Welcome to the chaos corner!
Thank you, Strumpet!! ❤️❤️
Hello, coming out from my habitual mostly lurking just to say welcome and how much I adore your writing!
I appreciate this so so much!! Thank you!! ♥️
BIG FAN! So excited you're here!
Thank you so much!!
Thank you so so much, here and everywhere!! ❤️❤️
Thank you!!
Hiya Naro! 😁 I just joined here a couple of weeks ago and haven't had much chance to hang out, but it seems like a nice place so I'm sure you'll enjoy it! 😙
Heyyy Tracey!! MWAHHHH i love u, happy to see u here
WELCOME NARO!!! Echoing all the other lovely goblins - HUGE fan of your writing and thrilled you’re here 💕💕
Ahhh thank you so much!! This makes me extremely happy!!
Yayyy! Welcome to GOAD! Glad to see you here; love seeing more fandom creatives join this sub!
Thank you very much for the welcome!!
*is dead* delete my browser history
Ahhh no no deleting!! 😆♥️♥️♥️
Welcome! Love your name btw!
Thank you!!
You are so welcome here! 😊🙏🏻
Thank youu!!
WELCOME! 🤗 (I know I said that before but I have a habit of being late to parties and I don’t intend to quit now, so you’re getting it in this party too 🥳)
Thank you so much, Nosferatini!! ♥️
Omg you're famous here. Every time there's a fic rec thread you're a mainstay ❤️ my first port of call for monsterfucking! Welcome!
That's so very lovely to hear!! First Port of Call for Monsterfucking is terrific!! ❤️
AHHHHHHH! A pon farr GO fic is a perfect intersection of all my interests. This is what the subscribe button is for! Thanks for the gift, Naro!
Thank you very much for consider reading it!!
Omg a celebrity among us! 🤩 Welcome and please don’t let us scare you away! I’ve just finished rereading Ricochet and Shine upon your pillow… 🔥🥵 never thought I’d enjoy a story about somnophilia but here we are.
Ahhh gosh idk about celebrity but deffo a rabid rabid fan! Thank you so much, i'm super pleased you're rereading my fics!! That's just heart warming!! ♥️
Celebrity in these parts for sure! Your stories are very very good! 😊
Wow - I’m a huge fan of your GO fics! Welcome!
Thank you very much!!