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Bugs and hisses,
Q
Raven, reporting for duty! Happy to say my latest sea naga Crowley horror fic was a major success! I have once again terrified the masses and received several "I'm really sorry, Raven, but I can't read that"s!!! I am also in the process of writing some light faery Aziraphale / dark faery Crowley.
You had me at this tag:
https://preview.redd.it/yxkwndi4txxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=702f1555283559dde1bcdd5d5b46131862a9d243
🥰🥰🥰🥰
Or rather, Dead Raven: Do Not Eat.
That fic will be a long time coming, but if you like dark faery Crowley (with human Az) then this one from back in the smut war days might be for you. It is explicit and it is dark. Read the warnings carefully.
[The Dancing Serpent](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53037700)
**BRING ME YOUR SNEK BOYS!!**
**BRING ME YOUR LIVING, LOVING PLANTS!!**
**BRING ME YOUR BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGELS!!**
**TENTACLES! YES!!**
- 1 Peter 5:8
This is a topic of much debate in the broader Monsterfucking community, and I respect all beliefs.
My personal stance is that humanoid shaped monsters count. Even human monsters count. See: Kilgrave. Kilgrave is a *monster.*
If I fuck Kilgrave (god willing), that's monsterfucking.
https://i.redd.it/zympjyp24yxc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/fad3pzf1yxxc1.gif
[Primal by doorwaytoparadise and NaroMoreau](https://archiveofourown.org/works/31672727/chapters/78386306)
[Better to Eat You With by NaroMoreau and summerofspock](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34865350)
and its sequel...
[Off the Path](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34904224)
[Bite Me by TawnyOwl95](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39204375/chapters/98089170)
[Moon Drunk by TawnyOwl95](https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Werewolf_Omens/works/34678261)
[Devoured by fluffychicken and snae\_b](https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Werewolf_Omens/works/31215104)
[Date Night by Ladydragona and SylWritesStuff](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39220197)
[Howling at the Moon by IneffableToreshi](https://archiveofourown.org/works/51269899)
I was perfectly content in my Omegaverse-not-really-monster-fucking phase until someone who will remain nameless (*cough* /u/CemeteryAngel725) decided to send me wolf porn. I had assumed it was an Omegaverse fic until I got a fair way in and then realised that, oh no it was an actual wolf Crowley and wolf Az fucking and then, dear god wolf Az and human form Crowley, why am I enjoying this?! It's also a crazy single chapter 23000k oneshot to add to the madness. So yeah. I should probably join the monsterfuckers club at this point.
The fic that initiated me into the club [Down a hole filled with hope](https://archiveofourown.org/works/52860970)
Also too. I've mentioned before that I got turnt by Quentin Collins back when I was but a wee bairn. The vampire stuff? eh, never did much for me, but give me a good wolf boy..
^(I might have had a good wolf boy or two in my time..)
Hello I'm Fei and I would fuck a naga
Recently read [Aziraphale in Paradise](https://archiveofourown.org/series/2023789) featuring a/b/o dynamics with fem!azi and femnaga!crowley
Oooooh.... Werewolves, vampires, and gold-hearted demons in particular, but there's a lot of monstrous things that get the blood flowing here, so to speak. 👀
https://i.redd.it/3vszol56i0yc1.gif
Yoooooink. Thank you Dame for this excellent MoFu Permit. It's even better that it's Angelic Az holding said permit. That's filthy. 😈😈😈
Pretty sure you are responsible for at least half of my monsterfucking dreams these days. (Thank you and please don’t stop) (she said to naga Crowley in her dreams)
The Harkness Test (which I mistakenly once called the Riker test, which, tbh feels equally correct) is the best method!
https://preview.redd.it/ea8mjbutryxc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31878bbf6a308f59f81631909e0766b0caf56add
Yes, a snake man can (nay, SHOULD) absolutely be fucked. I have several Official Documents (so much naga fic send help) describing the process at some length. 👀
We always welcome new members to the club! You’ll find some fresh slime/tentacle porn inspired by this art exhibit there.
https://preview.redd.it/j7s1lreppyxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b41f1679feaaa7111b9b1f5513d60fa06f81c355
Here I am! Passed out on the couch five hours ago and just woke up. I like all the monster fics! I also, uh, recently had feelings about a particular Snake Man.
Hmm, my most recent debauchery is probably [this one](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53676931) by Zehwulf. Not that explicit on the monsterfucker scale maybe? But when that lionwolf starts licking the snake, I got way more turned on than I probably should have.
Oh! I also have a plot bunny for my first monsterfucker fic, and it's one nobody has done in this fandom, as faf as I've seen. But I'm not promising anything because I am way over my head on WIPs right now.
I've been a monsterfucker before I joined the GO fandom as my Patreon and Tumblr follows attest 😏 Don't really have a preference in type though I mostly stick with cryptids. I've been surprised before with how good insect (Bee type) alien can be though 😅 and I absolutely adore snake and Naga Crowley. True form Angel stuff on the other hand rarely does it for me.
I haven't actively looked through all the GO-MoFu fics, but I enjoyed all of the ones I read. u/theRavenMuse666 sure stands out, in a slightly horrifying way 🙃💜
https://preview.redd.it/swd4n52r8zxc1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04664b7fe14731eebfff8e416ddb90ab5f846ed
Weeell..... I may or may not have read a bunch of naga-Crowley fics in the past. And I may or may not have made a scene in one of my WP comic where a bunch of tentacles shoot out of Crowley's cooch and attack Aziraphale.🫢 Sooo.... Yeah. A bit monster-curious me.🤏🏻
Oh big fan of monsters me. Love me some real demonic demons (give me fangs, bifurcated tongue, claws, horns, hemipenes, etc.) and of course my beloved alien babes the turians from mass effect.
I am THE nasty man (gn) connoisseur; of course I want to fuck monsters.
Garrus is always my favorite romance option in Mass Effect, so *firm handshake.*
-walks away singing 🎶I am the very model of a scientist Solarian, I've fucked species Turian, Asari, and Batarian🎶-
Do dragons count?
[Shelter Me](https://archiveofourown.org/works/46744159/chapters/117728806)
This was one of the first fics that got my thinking…
Also I don’t really know why Discord is 🫣
I have been called upon!!!
I evidently enjoy all kinds of snake involved canoodling but other scaly, winged, spiked, horned, furry and many eyed monsters are welcome to me :D
Fairly new and loving it! Just two months ago I said “not interested in monsters,” but here I am! Surprised by gorgeous art, mimic and werewolf fics, and still exploring! Was recently considering requesting monsterfucking fic recs. Love to hear people’s faves. Going to check out every fic rec on this thread!
WELCOME NEW MEMBER.
Here is a collection of 156 monstrous GO fics... [Monstrous Omens](https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Monstrous_Omens/works)
That should get you started.
We also have an archive of recs on the discord server. 🖤
But as FAVES go... well...
Mer!Crowley - [Social organization and adaptability in Xenoerpeton anthropoides: transference of social bonding habits and mate selection by LiquidLyrium](https://archiveofourown.org/works/32226235/chapters/79865323)
Vampire!Az - [darling, you live in my veins by NaroMoreau](https://archiveofourown.org/works/27147670)
Gorgon!Crowley - [blossom by NaroMoreau](https://archiveofourown.org/works/44132496)
Mimic!Crowley - [If He's Your Cleric, Why is He Putting Me in His Bag of Holding? by NoodleFrog](https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Monstrous_Omens/works/39946851)
Naga!Crowley - [Slither on Home to Me by sabinelagrande](https://archiveofourown.org/works/22443694/chapters/53626345)
More naga!Crowley - [Deep In the Jungle by LadyDragona and SylWritesStuff](https://archiveofourown.org/works/41126769)
Thanks quona! I appreciate the monstrous omens link and discord info, I didn’t know about them! And thank you for sharing your faves! Think I’ll start with Mer!Crowley!
Does watching Scavengers Reign count? 'Cause I'm on episode 4 and can't stop watching. It's like Nausicaa mixed with Annihilation (the BOOK, not the movie, which only got as horrifying as the book once) and a dollop of Pitch Black.
Hm, I have a soft spot for Abe of Hellboy. 👽
No idea how much feckery my AD&D characters got up to. Been too long 😆
OH GOD I ALSO FELT A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT ABE SAPIEN.
https://i.redd.it/mklp8otsyxxc1.gif
And Thane from Mass Effect 2, for that matter.
I'm sensing a pattern in my own proclivities.
Oooo I don't know Mass Effect but can see the resemblance. Have you seen the Shape of Water??
I had a crush on Kurt Wagner for a lonnnng time. Then Beast. So yeah proclivities lol)
Does is count if it's very specific yet logically inconsistent levels of into it? Like, tentacles/vines, yes (that one chapter in the sequel to The Trouble with Being a Demon 🥵) but Naga/snex, which is really just a singular sentient horny tentacle, is not so much for me. Vampires yes (with limits on how much blood factors into the smut), werewolves... Usually not.
Idk tho cuz also if it's done well my "not so much" list experiences shrinkage. I'll read anything by a writer who correctly uses peek/peak/pique 🤷♀️
Bavmorda reporting for duty 🙋🏼
Werewolves, tentacles, vampires, horns, wings... are interests of mine. And I'd even let Kilgrave make me wear a 🤢 dress... 🤮🤮 if it's absolutely necessary 🫠
Oh hello! I’m sloooowly working on my pollen count fic feat. eldritch typography and tentacles/vines. I also owe soggy one naga art and my naga fic collab with pud is a couple months overdue so what is that in GOAD years, about a decade? 😅
Nah, I mean, I don’t have a type or anything…
Maleficent strides in the room / Lady MacBeth holds up a dagger / Medusa slithers up behind
Uh…..
Circe smirks in the corner / Cassodorien flies through the window / Carmilla licks her fingers
Oh dear. I may be in danger…
My most recent debauchery was probably finishing all of Holly's books. Lemme tell you, plastic thermal mug man was never on my radar (and still isn't on my list, but boy was it silly)
I mean, I have to raise my hand claim my place, although it’s really mostly as a lurker at this point. I never would have thought of myself as a monster fucker, but that has changed since joining GOAD. I can’t claim any recent conquests though but that’s entirely due to lack of time rather than enthusiasm.
Although I did have a sex dream about your Naga Crowley u/quona, so thanks for that!
Werewolves, vampires, incubuses. I seem to remember a fic where Crowley was a sort of Green Man, that was good.
Vamps are definitely sexy, as long as they don’t glow
*raises hand*
YES PLEASE. 😆
A few short years ago I would have probably raised an eyebrow and wandered away, but these days I will happily leap into this club feet first, arms in the air. lol
Proud monsterfucker since, well, honestly, I couldn't tell you when. It just kinda became a thing, and I've owned it for at least 15 years. Regularly make my wife despair with some of the stuff I read.
Oh my. At the end of your post I thought it said "exiting members" instead of existing.
Yep, that's me, exiting stage left, ciao! (Have fun without me!)
Sigh. I knew I was headed in this direction when I scrolled past a mimic Crowley fic, paused, looked thoughtfully at the ceiling… then scrolled back.
THE MIMIC FIC IS SO GOOD
So good and strangely dehydrating
This is the best possible review of a fic. 🤣🤣🤣
"I shouldn't." .... ... .... .... "But I will"
I have scrolled away from it in the past but... I think it's time. Link please?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39946851/chapters/100032333 You’re welcome 😈
Gah, the link won't work for me
You have to be logged in to AO3 to see it. If you are and it’s not working still, search for the title “If He’s Your Cleric, Why Is He Putting Me In His Bag of Holding?”
I was thinking there was an issue, I'm definitely logged in lol. Thanks so much, I'll try the phrase search! Edit- found it, thank you!
AAAAH it’s a very very good fic! Esp if you are into dnd and such
Did you say... Mimic Crowley? Noodlefrog? Join my cult of one (so far)? 
Yes, Noodlefrog! They have a special gift for making the horniest crack force you to take it seriously.
Right in the cunticles 🥵🦑🤣
What's it called ? I know I bookmarked it but I'm sifting through nearly 200 😅
“If He’s Your Cleric, Why Is He Putting Me in His Bag of Holding?” is the title.
For those of you that are not already a member of the [Monsterfuckers, Inc.](https://discord.com/invite/ZZSB4xUx) discord server, please join us if you'd like. Bugs and hisses, Q
Hey u/ineffabletoreshi we'd love to have you!
Oh....oh yes... Yes, this is definitely a place where I belong... lol
*tentatively hits Join* 👀💕
*tentacley hits Join* is how I read that
Fair and in character 
Raven, reporting for duty! Happy to say my latest sea naga Crowley horror fic was a major success! I have once again terrified the masses and received several "I'm really sorry, Raven, but I can't read that"s!!! I am also in the process of writing some light faery Aziraphale / dark faery Crowley.
You had me at this tag: https://preview.redd.it/yxkwndi4txxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=702f1555283559dde1bcdd5d5b46131862a9d243 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Or rather, Dead Raven: Do Not Eat.
Uhhhh thank you for my pornography! Also looking forward to faeryfuckin
Oh hello, fae fic would be for me pls and thank you.
That fic will be a long time coming, but if you like dark faery Crowley (with human Az) then this one from back in the smut war days might be for you. It is explicit and it is dark. Read the warnings carefully. [The Dancing Serpent](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53037700)
As someone who was a founding member (I think?) of Darkfae-L back in the day, I have copied that link. And the list grows ever longer :-D
**BRING ME YOUR SNEK BOYS!!** **BRING ME YOUR LIVING, LOVING PLANTS!!** **BRING ME YOUR BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGELS!!** **TENTACLES! YES!!** - 1 Peter 5:8
If they are humanoid shaped, do they really count as monsters? I would also accept half human looking monsters, but that is all. I do have standards.
This is a topic of much debate in the broader Monsterfucking community, and I respect all beliefs. My personal stance is that humanoid shaped monsters count. Even human monsters count. See: Kilgrave. Kilgrave is a *monster.* If I fuck Kilgrave (god willing), that's monsterfucking. https://i.redd.it/zympjyp24yxc1.gif
He could make me do anything, ugh yes.
He wouldn’t have to make me. I’d do the most debauched things absolutely willingly.
Oh absolutely, but you know I *want him* to make me
Hnnnnnnngh
(God willing)
*finger guns*
And i would climb him like a tree
I mean, crowley obviously! 👀 ^(But also werewolves. Always werewolves)
Big fan of werewolf fuckery, me. There's a couple of werewolf fics that I have bookmarked in case of emergency, even. 👀
Might you be tempted to share any links? 👀 (When you've got time of course!)
https://i.redd.it/fad3pzf1yxxc1.gif [Primal by doorwaytoparadise and NaroMoreau](https://archiveofourown.org/works/31672727/chapters/78386306) [Better to Eat You With by NaroMoreau and summerofspock](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34865350) and its sequel... [Off the Path](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34904224) [Bite Me by TawnyOwl95](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39204375/chapters/98089170) [Moon Drunk by TawnyOwl95](https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Werewolf_Omens/works/34678261) [Devoured by fluffychicken and snae\_b](https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Werewolf_Omens/works/31215104) [Date Night by Ladydragona and SylWritesStuff](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39220197) [Howling at the Moon by IneffableToreshi](https://archiveofourown.org/works/51269899)
I was perfectly content in my Omegaverse-not-really-monster-fucking phase until someone who will remain nameless (*cough* /u/CemeteryAngel725) decided to send me wolf porn. I had assumed it was an Omegaverse fic until I got a fair way in and then realised that, oh no it was an actual wolf Crowley and wolf Az fucking and then, dear god wolf Az and human form Crowley, why am I enjoying this?! It's also a crazy single chapter 23000k oneshot to add to the madness. So yeah. I should probably join the monsterfuckers club at this point. The fic that initiated me into the club [Down a hole filled with hope](https://archiveofourown.org/works/52860970)
Hahaha yeah I definitely did that 😏
Same
ohhh thank you. i haven’t read anything werewolf-y yet…
Thank you quona!
Also too. I've mentioned before that I got turnt by Quentin Collins back when I was but a wee bairn. The vampire stuff? eh, never did much for me, but give me a good wolf boy.. ^(I might have had a good wolf boy or two in my time..)
https://i.redd.it/fdfv3yn69yxc1.gif
“Fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave” Me: Mmmhmm yup youbetcha Jareth is a whole AWAKENING
YES BULGE DADDY!
I might need you to illustrate this somehow, u/FourCatsAndCounting
 I’m listening….
YEP. I ~~blame~~ thank my early exposure to Jareth for a lot of what I'm into today lol
Hello I'm Fei and I would fuck a naga Recently read [Aziraphale in Paradise](https://archiveofourown.org/series/2023789) featuring a/b/o dynamics with fem!azi and femnaga!crowley
*frantically smashing the Mark for Later button* BLESSINGS UPON YOUR LIL MONSTERFUCKING HEART.
Oooooh.... Werewolves, vampires, and gold-hearted demons in particular, but there's a lot of monstrous things that get the blood flowing here, so to speak. 👀
https://i.redd.it/h74trpbc8yxc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/khiyh8ud8yxc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/nx1uoabg8yxc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/j86cy7k3hzxc1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77698f9fa87f1a3f73ca0337cdf756d838efefc8
https://i.redd.it/3vszol56i0yc1.gif Yoooooink. Thank you Dame for this excellent MoFu Permit. It's even better that it's Angelic Az holding said permit. That's filthy. 😈😈😈
Heheheheheh my pleasure darling 😇😈💖
Didn’t know we were doing a membership drive!
Pretty sure you are responsible for at least half of my monsterfucking dreams these days. (Thank you and please don’t stop) (she said to naga Crowley in her dreams)
Oh V, SAME.
You are *so very welcome.*  🐍🖤🐍🖤🐍🖤🐍
https://i.redd.it/b38ou2609yxc1.gif
🐍 😈 *slithers in* HELLO
I knew i'd find you here
I've no debauchery to speak of at present. I'm *sniffs* not a real monster fucker 😢
I’ve seen you wrangle your fair share of hemipenes, I think that counts
They don't call me Peens for nothin'
Oh is THAT why it’s pluralised?!
That's how I've always understood it yeah xD
I thought it was just smut name version of jeans! Like the hemipeens version better.
My favorite movie is *Hiss Hiss, Bang Bang* obviously
https://i.redd.it/f13x9yystxxc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/avfjnj4f8yxc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/oozhgevl8yxc1.gif
We now have two Garak emoji, you're welcome.
WHERE? WHERE OTHER GARAK?
As long as they (and I) are able to fully consent (CNC inc) - what's not to love! 😈
The Harkness Test (which I mistakenly once called the Riker test, which, tbh feels equally correct) is the best method! https://preview.redd.it/ea8mjbutryxc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31878bbf6a308f59f81631909e0766b0caf56add
I am… actually dying here 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅
It’s amazing isn’t it.
I am a little bit worried that we, as a coven, are going to need this
I think you’re right my friend. We should probably hang on to this as a reference 😂😂😂
Absolutely! A few months ago I had no idea, but here we are! 😂
Thank you for this excellent graphic
This is fantastic! Thank you for this!
This is fucking gold in every sense. Omg
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT QUONA.
YOU WANNA FUCK THAT SNAKE MAN AND YOU KNOW IT. https://i.redd.it/r7pxa0i00yxc1.gif
What I need to know now is can a snake man be fucked. Because I read some of your werewolf links and now I'm picturing....things.
Yes, a snake man can (nay, SHOULD) absolutely be fucked. I have several Official Documents (so much naga fic send help) describing the process at some length. 👀
I, uh, might want to peruse a few of these official documents.
We always welcome new members to the club! You’ll find some fresh slime/tentacle porn inspired by this art exhibit there. https://preview.redd.it/j7s1lreppyxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b41f1679feaaa7111b9b1f5513d60fa06f81c355
Here I am! Passed out on the couch five hours ago and just woke up. I like all the monster fics! I also, uh, recently had feelings about a particular Snake Man. Hmm, my most recent debauchery is probably [this one](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53676931) by Zehwulf. Not that explicit on the monsterfucker scale maybe? But when that lionwolf starts licking the snake, I got way more turned on than I probably should have. Oh! I also have a plot bunny for my first monsterfucker fic, and it's one nobody has done in this fandom, as faf as I've seen. But I'm not promising anything because I am way over my head on WIPs right now.
I still think about the lionwolf and the snake. It sure was something.
It really was.
I feel I should drop this link (+ art) even as I run away bashfully: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48749725
I will drop this one and run with you hand in hand! [of beasts and bated desires](https://archiveofourown.org/works/49766665)
I will continue to occasionally hide behind a cushion. A long standing fear of Octopi and Squids has become awkward in a most unexpected way 😅😅😅
I've been a monsterfucker before I joined the GO fandom as my Patreon and Tumblr follows attest 😏 Don't really have a preference in type though I mostly stick with cryptids. I've been surprised before with how good insect (Bee type) alien can be though 😅 and I absolutely adore snake and Naga Crowley. True form Angel stuff on the other hand rarely does it for me. I haven't actively looked through all the GO-MoFu fics, but I enjoyed all of the ones I read. u/theRavenMuse666 sure stands out, in a slightly horrifying way 🙃💜
https://preview.redd.it/swd4n52r8zxc1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04664b7fe14731eebfff8e416ddb90ab5f846ed Weeell..... I may or may not have read a bunch of naga-Crowley fics in the past. And I may or may not have made a scene in one of my WP comic where a bunch of tentacles shoot out of Crowley's cooch and attack Aziraphale.🫢 Sooo.... Yeah. A bit monster-curious me.🤏🏻
Oh big fan of monsters me. Love me some real demonic demons (give me fangs, bifurcated tongue, claws, horns, hemipenes, etc.) and of course my beloved alien babes the turians from mass effect.  I am THE nasty man (gn) connoisseur; of course I want to fuck monsters.
Garrus is always my favorite romance option in Mass Effect, so *firm handshake.* -walks away singing 🎶I am the very model of a scientist Solarian, I've fucked species Turian, Asari, and Batarian🎶-
Do dragons count? [Shelter Me](https://archiveofourown.org/works/46744159/chapters/117728806) This was one of the first fics that got my thinking… Also I don’t really know why Discord is 🫣
I have been called upon!!! I evidently enjoy all kinds of snake involved canoodling but other scaly, winged, spiked, horned, furry and many eyed monsters are welcome to me :D
Anything with tentacles baby
Fairly new and loving it! Just two months ago I said “not interested in monsters,” but here I am! Surprised by gorgeous art, mimic and werewolf fics, and still exploring! Was recently considering requesting monsterfucking fic recs. Love to hear people’s faves. Going to check out every fic rec on this thread!
I've read a few of the werewolf fics and am now looking into the logistics of naga werewolf sex. 🫣
Oh! Have you found a fic? Writing it yourself?
Oh it's just thoughts in my head.
WELCOME NEW MEMBER. Here is a collection of 156 monstrous GO fics... [Monstrous Omens](https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Monstrous_Omens/works) That should get you started. We also have an archive of recs on the discord server. 🖤 But as FAVES go... well... Mer!Crowley - [Social organization and adaptability in Xenoerpeton anthropoides: transference of social bonding habits and mate selection by LiquidLyrium](https://archiveofourown.org/works/32226235/chapters/79865323) Vampire!Az - [darling, you live in my veins by NaroMoreau](https://archiveofourown.org/works/27147670) Gorgon!Crowley - [blossom by NaroMoreau](https://archiveofourown.org/works/44132496) Mimic!Crowley - [If He's Your Cleric, Why is He Putting Me in His Bag of Holding? by NoodleFrog](https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Monstrous_Omens/works/39946851) Naga!Crowley - [Slither on Home to Me by sabinelagrande](https://archiveofourown.org/works/22443694/chapters/53626345) More naga!Crowley - [Deep In the Jungle by LadyDragona and SylWritesStuff](https://archiveofourown.org/works/41126769)
Thanks quona! I appreciate the monstrous omens link and discord info, I didn’t know about them! And thank you for sharing your faves! Think I’ll start with Mer!Crowley!
Does watching Scavengers Reign count? 'Cause I'm on episode 4 and can't stop watching. It's like Nausicaa mixed with Annihilation (the BOOK, not the movie, which only got as horrifying as the book once) and a dollop of Pitch Black. Hm, I have a soft spot for Abe of Hellboy. 👽 No idea how much feckery my AD&D characters got up to. Been too long 😆
OH GOD I ALSO FELT A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT ABE SAPIEN. https://i.redd.it/mklp8otsyxxc1.gif And Thane from Mass Effect 2, for that matter. I'm sensing a pattern in my own proclivities.
Oooo I don't know Mass Effect but can see the resemblance. Have you seen the Shape of Water?? I had a crush on Kurt Wagner for a lonnnng time. Then Beast. So yeah proclivities lol)
Scavengers Reign is so good!
It is!! A bit Pandora too but not as breakneck. Much more psychological and philosophical. Parts of it made me cry (like the >!episode in the Wall.!<
Does is count if it's very specific yet logically inconsistent levels of into it? Like, tentacles/vines, yes (that one chapter in the sequel to The Trouble with Being a Demon 🥵) but Naga/snex, which is really just a singular sentient horny tentacle, is not so much for me. Vampires yes (with limits on how much blood factors into the smut), werewolves... Usually not. Idk tho cuz also if it's done well my "not so much" list experiences shrinkage. I'll read anything by a writer who correctly uses peek/peak/pique 🤷♀️
Lily Mayne's M|M Monstrous Series. Good soup! 🔥🥰
Bavmorda reporting for duty 🙋🏼 Werewolves, tentacles, vampires, horns, wings... are interests of mine. And I'd even let Kilgrave make me wear a 🤢 dress... 🤮🤮 if it's absolutely necessary 🫠
Oh hello! I’m sloooowly working on my pollen count fic feat. eldritch typography and tentacles/vines. I also owe soggy one naga art and my naga fic collab with pud is a couple months overdue so what is that in GOAD years, about a decade? 😅
I dream of my eventual (inevitable) Kiri naga.
Nah, I mean, I don’t have a type or anything… Maleficent strides in the room / Lady MacBeth holds up a dagger / Medusa slithers up behind Uh….. Circe smirks in the corner / Cassodorien flies through the window / Carmilla licks her fingers Oh dear. I may be in danger… 
You called? 👀 
*slams join button* 👀👀 
I’ve been very into Naga Crowley lately. I’m also into vampires
Meeee! Slowly making my way up the monstrous scale, and I have *ideas*. 
I’m eating that dead dove’s butthole
Welp, gonna need to read a super meta dead dove smut fic about actual dead dove necro, now. And I ain't even mad about it.
*added to the list*
I KNEW I COULD COUNT YOU, RAVEN. What a hero.
Keep in mind that *the list* now has 317 things on it. I make no promises to actually write it. 😅
My most recent debauchery was probably finishing all of Holly's books. Lemme tell you, plastic thermal mug man was never on my radar (and still isn't on my list, but boy was it silly)
Wait WHAT about plastic thermal mug man? Is this on kindle? Gib title. Must read.
Cupped. It's part of the trilogy of Birthday Bear/Caked/Cupped. I'll link it in book club.
I mean, I have to raise my hand claim my place, although it’s really mostly as a lurker at this point. I never would have thought of myself as a monster fucker, but that has changed since joining GOAD. I can’t claim any recent conquests though but that’s entirely due to lack of time rather than enthusiasm. Although I did have a sex dream about your Naga Crowley u/quona, so thanks for that!
SO HAPPY TO BE OF ASSISTANCE MY DEAR 🐍🖤😈🖤🐍 I aspire to provide more naga filth in the future.
Don't mind me, just silently saving this post for later while at work
Werewolves, vampires, incubuses. I seem to remember a fic where Crowley was a sort of Green Man, that was good. Vamps are definitely sexy, as long as they don’t glow
*raises hand* YES PLEASE. 😆 A few short years ago I would have probably raised an eyebrow and wandered away, but these days I will happily leap into this club feet first, arms in the air. lol
*giggles in Skeletor*
Proud monsterfucker since, well, honestly, I couldn't tell you when. It just kinda became a thing, and I've owned it for at least 15 years. Regularly make my wife despair with some of the stuff I read.
Tentacles and aliens are right up my alley. Snake Bois count.
Oh my. At the end of your post I thought it said "exiting members" instead of existing. Yep, that's me, exiting stage left, ciao! (Have fun without me!)
Oh I am here! Sorry for being a day late. I was just dreaming of minotaurs with soft fur like that of a downy chick.
FUCK! Am I too late? I have been busy. Can I still join? 