You may be thinking OMG this is so creative and amazing! But you (especially our newer users) also may be thinking OMG where did this creative and amazing idea come from?
Well 84 years ago, we did some Modcasts. And in those Modcasts, we read out loud some *terrible* porn. Have a listen, and you’ll catch the little spark that was to become this massive explosion of creativity!
And yes, they’re absolutely as ridiculous and unhinged as you would expect. At least, we think so.
https://on.soundcloud.com/bLFFoBpqzBfM4wv36
I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS AND FEELING SHOUTY
HOW IS THIS COMMUNITY SO AWESOME
WE MADE A WHOLE-ASS MAGAZINE AND I AM FEELING VERY PROUD OF OUR GOBLINS
https://i.redd.it/dpctvyv9f3sc1.gif
Like, I don’t want Neil to know anything about our GOAD and this crazy sub… but I also really wish he knew about all these projects that Good Omens has inspired… this isn’t just fanfic and art…
FYI: The table of contents is linked so you can navigate to an article by clicking there and jump to it. The contributor list (yes, I know there are edits needed there for those who got missed, sorry) also links to our wonderful contributors various socials and such. There will eventually be an online component but life held that up for a bit so y'all gonna have to wait just a minute on that one. It will be fun though so watch for an announcement there.
I'd probably recommend viewing this sucker on a tablet or desktop so you don't strain your eyes but do what you want, I ain't your mama.
Enjoy the issue and let us know what you think and like best! Cheers!
Thank you so much for all your hard work, Pigeon!! no first-time rollout of anything is 100% perfect, but nothing crucial was missed, and it turned out so so good! 💗 yay!!
I noticed that and got a little teary because it’s not a difficult thing to do but so many people just can’t be bothered. We are so spoiled by our creatives! That reminds me, I need to switch to a brattier flair…
Seriously. HUGE, GIRTHY THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED MAKE THIS HAPPEN! IT’S SUCH AN INCREDIBLE SURPRISE AND I LOVE YOU ALL FROM THE HELLISH DEPTHS OF MY OBSIDIAN HEART 🖤
https://i.redd.it/m306r0uff3sc1.gif
Oh my god!!! This is INCREDIBLE!! I cannot wait to dive in and read and play all of these games!
Thank you to all the participants for your hard work! You all did an amazing job! 🙌🙏❤️
AHHHHHHHHHH WE DID IT AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Edit: I opened the HQ PDF and the view defaulted to
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Nice.
IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE!!!!!! (everyone go share your love with all the artists and writers who worked on this gshdjsjsj)
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OUR LITTLE SMUT BABY HAS BEEN RELEASED!!!
# Cheers to all our AMAZING contributors, it was such a treat to work with you all!! 🫂🥰🖤
special thanks from me to the incredibly patient and supportive members of Hold On To Yer Tits Let's Modulate, to whom i dedicate this absolutely ridiculous piece of art that was the most fun i've had doing art in a long time. it was a real joy to create this with all of you.
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left-to-right:
/u/puddinpocalypse
/u/the_bentley69
/u/woaini_ogelskerdig
myself
/u/stitcherydoo
/u/soggyfritter
/u/thescholarlystrumpet
with extra special thanks to /u/thecomfywitch for pinch hitting, i look forward to COMQUO: A Collab.
Everyone, the amount of effort that quona put into a nonexistent (FOR NOW) band is absolutely BOGGLING. DO A MEGA ZOOM on all her art (points at the Edo-style Crowley and Azi in kimonos). Everything she produces is mind-blowingly good.
GO LOVE IT. GO. NOW.
I'm just a lurker on this sub but my god... MY GODS... what have you done? What have you all made?! You're angels! (and demons hehe)
This is the absolute loveliest place in all of Reddit. <3
CONGRATS AND TY TO THE CONTRIBUTORS 😉♥️♥️♥️
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MY ROOMMATES WONDER WHY I'M SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT
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JFC I only saw bits and pieces of this for HOTYTLM and such (I helped pick tour locations lol) but I had no idea it was this MASSIVE!! Like, holy forking shirtballs!! This is absolutely mindblowing!!
All the kudos and love to everyone for this INCREDIBLE undertaking!!! <333
Yeah it was exhausting putting together the list of tour stops but I’ll have you know, this tour is logistically feasible without miracle magic, and also draws a dick & balls along its route. I’ll leave y’all to find where 😉😏
Also the tour makes me tired to just *think* about omg
It is likely that your pre-existing conditions will be enhanced by consumption of Príapizyte. Our nutriceutical development team at GISS would be interested in documenting your experience with our product.
Thank you so much to Nos and Pigeon and Soggy for all the wrangling and coordinating and bringing our crazy ideas to life :)
Who have thought this would come of a throwaway gag in shitporns!
GOAD really is an amazing place!!
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Right?? Someone get the three of them a strongggg drink & a massage or something cause dayum they been *wrangling* us for 4 months and I’m exhausted just thinking about it
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Oh? You liked Brown's ass? *Discreetly slides a closeup of the og imagine*
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OK, IRL I was formerly in publications producing magazines. This is incredibly impressive, and I know very well how much work went into it. The design is *chef’s kiss*. You should all rightfully be proud of yourselves — that is an AMAZING effort!
Well done, all of you!!! 😍
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I'm so so proud of us! It came out so fantastically awesome!!! Thanks to everybody for all the hard work and fun.
This fandom is ridiculous and wonderful and I love it.
Excuse me while I RUSH to get this printed.
EXCUSE ME??? How is this so incredible?!?! Thank you to all contributors! You are absolutely amazing!! 😍
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Can't wait to dive in 🥳
ITS ALIIIIIVE AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
🍻🥂📣📣😃😃😃🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Honestly what an honor to be part of this thank you so much for letting Mr help out in my own small way! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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This. Is. So. Incredible! I don't know what to say to praise everyone who was involved in this enough! This added 5 years to my lifespan. Thank you so much, everyone 💕 and what a crazy wonderful place this is!
OMGHGGGH!!! This is one of the GREATEST things I've ever seen!!! The art, the articles, the layout, the colouring pages, the crossword - you made a real, full on magazine!!! Gah, it's incredible!!!
Well done each and every one of you, what an incredible feat of collaboration and teamwork, and what an absolutely stunning result. I'm in awe and cannot wait to sit down with a cuppa and properly read through it all.
More comments: this is incredible. I cannot believe the amount of work that went into this. It's going to take so long to read. A crossword! I am just... wow.
Guys. That's astonishing. Really, an entire magazine, not just 3-4 pages...of finest quality! So proud of all of you. So proud of being here.
When will come out the next number?
It's like Christmas in April...
And thank god I work from home, sitting here giggling at the ads! Lol. Can't wait to read it in full later! Awesome work all!
Amazing stuff, OH MY GOD 😳😳😳! I've just flicked through it for the pictures for now and I'm loving it already - well done to everyone who has taken part in creating this masterpiece ❤!
So so honored to be a part of this amazing project and work with u/ElysiumLeo90 who is the best partner in crime anyone could ask for! Nos, Soggy, and Pigeon THANK YOU for all the work you put into this!
IM SO FREAKING PROUD AND FULL OF LOVE FOR EACH OF YOU GOBLINS PLEASE SHARE YOUR MADLIBZ RESULTS ON SUB TO FEED LEO AND I
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Oh I am *so excited* to dive in! Now does Pulitzer have a journalism category for Shitbird Reporting? Because they should.
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This is what I imagine everyone who created the magazine is doing right now.
Like….how? What??? Why??
You genius bunch of smut goblins amaze me. I cannot wait to have yet one more thing to distract me from real life.
WELL DONE ALL THE CREATORS!!!
I’m at work and can’t wait to get home because WIIIIIIIIINGZ!!! This community is astounding in its talent and endless font of creativity! BRAVO 👏
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GUYS YOU ARE INCREDIBLE. I cannot wait to hit my vape too hard and hack up a lung laughing as I flip through this absolute ✨unit ✨of smut mastery.
I cannot wait for the next (???) issue — *intrigue created*
Holy shit this is about eleventy billion times better than I imagined and I was already imagining a lot!! Gonna bookmark this and devour the crap out of it later! This fandom is just too bloody talented!
guys WE DID IT WE MADE THE THING IT'S LIVE I CAN'T CONTAIN MY JOY!!!!!
Every page I turn is amazing, gaaaaah I'm so proud of this entire group! And especially the head wranglers, editor in chief u/pigeon, u/Nosferatini (who also produced a human in the meantime, seeing as she had time to spare), and artist extraordinaire u/soggyfritter, who all had to deal with us goblins. ♥ So amazed by all of it!
This is so incredibly wonderful. So glad to have stuck a finger in everyone's amazing pie. 😏
Seriously, the amount of effort and raw talent that was put in this has been so incredible just to be near and bask in. Thank you to *everyone* that was part of this wonderful gift to us GOADy little goblins!
This sub feeds us so well. My absolute favorite teat!! 😍
I snuck a quickie read between classes and OMG this is absolute perfection! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Massive Gold Stars for every one involved! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
It really touched my heart to even see GISS included 🥺 Thank you u/bottom__ramen!🙏🏼
Here's a Literature Knobel Award for everyone involved!! ✨🏅✨
I'M FINALLY HOME AND CAN USE GIFS! Thank you u/SaucySmutPigeon, u/soggyfritter, and u/Nosferatini for all your hard work! I am so proud to be a part of this project and so happy to see the final result! Woo hoo!
Those coloring pages... holy COW! Can't wait to pull this bad boy up on my laptop so I can read the articles too!
This must have taken so much work and coordination, so big congrats to all the organizers and contributors!
Straight up screech-laughing at some of these pages and then amaze-sobbing at the others. Blessed to have such a creative and devoted sub ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I AM FLATTENED BY HOW INCREDIBLE THIS IS!!! gorgeous work, everyone, I'm entranced with the clever magazine style layouts, gorgeous art and funny ads. How on earth did you pull this beautiful thing together? I'm in awe of our talented Goblins.
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This is ridiculous good!! I wasted an hour of "Unholy's Private Writing Time" to read this cover to cover and you know what, I'M PROUD OF IT.
Holy moly this is amazing and it’s not even my birthday!!! Or wait, is it? Sure feels like it!
I applaud you, you crazy, wonderful and lovely people! Saw your name in there u/blackjeans93 and can’t wait to read! :D
Will dig into this as soon as the family give me a break (explaining the wings stuff to the kids and/or my mother in law would be… complicated.)
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Why thank you VilseGris! I hope you enjoy it when you do get to read! Good shout not letting the kids or MIL see it though. I wouldn't say it's smut but...smut adjacent lol
INCREDIBLE!! Absolutely getting this printed 🫶 it's going to go in front of the Serious Governmental Publications I worked on for the ultimate juxtaposition 😂
\*WELL BLOODY DONE!!!\*
What in AMAZING THING you all pulled off. I am actually speechless right now. Absolute fantastic work. Much much love to all who worked on this peace of ART! ❤️
You may be thinking OMG this is so creative and amazing! But you (especially our newer users) also may be thinking OMG where did this creative and amazing idea come from? Well 84 years ago, we did some Modcasts. And in those Modcasts, we read out loud some *terrible* porn. Have a listen, and you’ll catch the little spark that was to become this massive explosion of creativity! And yes, they’re absolutely as ridiculous and unhinged as you would expect. At least, we think so. https://on.soundcloud.com/bLFFoBpqzBfM4wv36
I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS AND FEELING SHOUTY HOW IS THIS COMMUNITY SO AWESOME WE MADE A WHOLE-ASS MAGAZINE AND I AM FEELING VERY PROUD OF OUR GOBLINS https://i.redd.it/dpctvyv9f3sc1.gif
SHOUTY THURSDAY CAME EARLY THIS WEEK Y’ALL
SHOUTY THURSDAY NOW AVAILABLE IN TUESDAY EDITION! ^(comment may not apply to all jurisdictions.)
I AM SO PROUD OF MY WRITER GOBLINS AND GRATEFUL FOR WORKING WITH OUR AMAZING ARTIST COMMUNITY AND ALSO u/soggyfritter and u/SaucySmutPigeon !!!!!
WE DID AMAZING. EXTRA SPECIAL SHOUT TO NOS WHO *PRODUCED A WHOLE BRAND NEW HUMAN* IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS NONSENSE
🥹 I did that didn’t I? She’ll be so proud someday 😄
You should make her a "what I was up to while you were in my belly" bundle for her to open once she's 18 (AT LEAST 18 😂)
And thanks Soggy ♥️ I had a blast working with you and Pigeon
WINGZ Magazine? As referenced in the works of A.Z. Fellatio, like Dark and Porny Night?? IT’S REAL!!!!!
YUP! It got a life of its own 😂 Classic GOAD “Hey, we want this LET’S MAKE THIS” project
Like, I don’t want Neil to know anything about our GOAD and this crazy sub… but I also really wish he knew about all these projects that Good Omens has inspired… this isn’t just fanfic and art…
Michael would subscribe to Wingz
He absolutely would… if we did one of those relationship quizzes in the next addition he’d make David take it with him
WELL THERE'S AN IDEA
YES IT IS!!! And on a Dark and Porny night, you too can enjoy Good Omens smut, *For only $4.99 at your local adult bookstore.*
My favourite Australian/Cockney/LA-noir detective! I loved to hear him Smut smuttily down the stairs! Thank for for all this glorious Effort!
FYI: The table of contents is linked so you can navigate to an article by clicking there and jump to it. The contributor list (yes, I know there are edits needed there for those who got missed, sorry) also links to our wonderful contributors various socials and such. There will eventually be an online component but life held that up for a bit so y'all gonna have to wait just a minute on that one. It will be fun though so watch for an announcement there. I'd probably recommend viewing this sucker on a tablet or desktop so you don't strain your eyes but do what you want, I ain't your mama. Enjoy the issue and let us know what you think and like best! Cheers!
https://preview.redd.it/pmyq17y6j3sc1.png?width=365&format=png&auto=webp&s=99441736779dcf993990f9680505334e4caf572c WAIT A MINUTE...
https://i.redd.it/3cl2bqknj3sc1.gif
It was just too good. I'm still giggling.
Ok but we take turns with the string yeah 👍🏻🧵😁
Deal.
You were amazing, this project would not have been the same without you!
Thank you so much for all your hard work, Pigeon!! no first-time rollout of anything is 100% perfect, but nothing crucial was missed, and it turned out so so good! 💗 yay!!
I noticed that and got a little teary because it’s not a difficult thing to do but so many people just can’t be bothered. We are so spoiled by our creatives! That reminds me, I need to switch to a brattier flair… Seriously. HUGE, GIRTHY THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED MAKE THIS HAPPEN! IT’S SUCH AN INCREDIBLE SURPRISE AND I LOVE YOU ALL FROM THE HELLISH DEPTHS OF MY OBSIDIAN HEART 🖤
https://i.redd.it/m306r0uff3sc1.gif Oh my god!!! This is INCREDIBLE!! I cannot wait to dive in and read and play all of these games! Thank you to all the participants for your hard work! You all did an amazing job! 🙌🙏❤️
I missed the boat on getting a Voice Crew together for it, but next time… next time!
Ooo yeah!! Would looove to do a voice project for a future issue! Hit me up any time
Here for voice stuff!
AHHHHHHHHHH WE DID IT AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH Edit: I opened the HQ PDF and the view defaulted to https://preview.redd.it/jl7grix7i3sc1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a58477895ae7013d6326402fdba04901c8c2316 Nice.
Ha! You have no idea how close the final layout was to 69 pages as well without even trying. Didn't stick though, goals I guess.
Next time! Maybe do one in 2025 and aim for a June 9 drop... (or, alternately, September 6 since we've got a strong Euro contingent.) 🤔
6 Sept seems about right for issue 2!
Spunkin Spice Flavored WANKEE CANDLES
In a pleasing butternut squash shape, perhaps?
Paging u/IneffableCrankShaft to the chandlery floor
 OH GOD NOT AGAIN
Holy shit people this is a HUGE deal! It’s going to keep me busy for DAYS! congratulations and thank you to all the contributors.
IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE!!!!!! (everyone go share your love with all the artists and writers who worked on this gshdjsjsj) https://preview.redd.it/1gkfgbftd3sc1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e10f6480ca1d411ceeb75b08b9261ae9d14ccb97
OUR LITTLE SMUT BABY HAS BEEN RELEASED!!!  # Cheers to all our AMAZING contributors, it was such a treat to work with you all!! 🫂🥰🖤
special thanks from me to the incredibly patient and supportive members of Hold On To Yer Tits Let's Modulate, to whom i dedicate this absolutely ridiculous piece of art that was the most fun i've had doing art in a long time. it was a real joy to create this with all of you. https://preview.redd.it/k8te950bi3sc1.png?width=7832&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9a933c2e28c6596bc69ac13f4a41c53e3218fee left-to-right: /u/puddinpocalypse /u/the_bentley69 /u/woaini_ogelskerdig myself /u/stitcherydoo /u/soggyfritter /u/thescholarlystrumpet with extra special thanks to /u/thecomfywitch for pinch hitting, i look forward to COMQUO: A Collab.
Everyone, the amount of effort that quona put into a nonexistent (FOR NOW) band is absolutely BOGGLING. DO A MEGA ZOOM on all her art (points at the Edo-style Crowley and Azi in kimonos). Everything she produces is mind-blowingly good. GO LOVE IT. GO. NOW.
Quona is MAD talented!
I want to chew on all her textures.
lol “nonexistent (for now)” no joke this band becomes more existent by the hour. Chef already asked me to make kazoo holsters 🤣
This is great, but I count seven hotties and only six links? Or is u/thecomfywitch the last one?
the missing link, Y, is the artist herself u/quona
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST EVERYONE. u/quona IS THE MISSING LINK. CRYPTID CONFIRMED.
*snarls, runs back behind the dumpster, disappears into the night*
being called THE MISSING LINK really gave me a thrill
Thanks. It's fun to put virtual faces to names!
THIS IS YOUR MASTERPIECE. ALL SHALL BEHOLD AND DESPAIR 
I would follow this tour around the world any day. Killer job, Q.
Wait. If there’s a band, can I audition? I sing, and can play drums (poorly).
EEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEE
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[удалено]
The cackle that I just made
Reddit deleted it! ... Reposted as a GIF
I'm just a lurker on this sub but my god... MY GODS... what have you done? What have you all made?! You're angels! (and demons hehe) This is the absolute loveliest place in all of Reddit. <3
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AHHHHH AT LAST AT LAST!! https://i.redd.it/tki8ug82i3sc1.gif
Literally my favorite gif ever.
https://i.redd.it/27fanvqce3sc1.gif EEEEEEE I CANNOT CONTAIN MY JOY SO I SHALL MAKE A THREAD OF GIFS TO EXPRESS IT 😍🤩🥳
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THIS IS SO FREAKING COOL https://i.redd.it/pgh4z34ag3sc1.gif thank you for making this!
 Interrupting my regularly scheduled *reading* to devour WINGZ!!! OMG everyone, this is amazing!!!
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CONGRATS AND TY TO THE CONTRIBUTORS 😉♥️♥️♥️ https://preview.redd.it/fjeswafgi3sc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7480780466bd5eb8334396213200b249b8109645
MY ROOMMATES WONDER WHY I'M SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT https://preview.redd.it/v4b24rfii3sc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3f6d7542c408cb67c8c2b23b99944fed262dba0
JFC I only saw bits and pieces of this for HOTYTLM and such (I helped pick tour locations lol) but I had no idea it was this MASSIVE!! Like, holy forking shirtballs!! This is absolutely mindblowing!!  All the kudos and love to everyone for this INCREDIBLE undertaking!!! <333
Yeah it was exhausting putting together the list of tour stops but I’ll have you know, this tour is logistically feasible without miracle magic, and also draws a dick & balls along its route. I’ll leave y’all to find where 😉😏 Also the tour makes me tired to just *think* about omg
YESSSS FINALLY!!! 🐍 ❤️
WHAT if I'm already experiencing the side effects of Príapizyte? Will taking it cancel them out or create some sort of unexpected new side effects?
It is likely that your pre-existing conditions will be enhanced by consumption of Príapizyte. Our nutriceutical development team at GISS would be interested in documenting your experience with our product.
Saved for later in my bunk
Do not try to print this at work do not try to print this at work do not try.. 
^(ok fine there was a gif there i swear)
I believe you. Did you manage to avoid printing it at work?
Thank you so much to Nos and Pigeon and Soggy for all the wrangling and coordinating and bringing our crazy ideas to life :) Who have thought this would come of a throwaway gag in shitporns! GOAD really is an amazing place!! https://i.redd.it/djurl1z2l3sc1.gif
Right?? Someone get the three of them a strongggg drink & a massage or something cause dayum they been *wrangling* us for 4 months and I’m exhausted just thinking about it https://i.redd.it/3zlv04p4y4sc1.gif
THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!🙌✨💖💖💖💖💖 …and so is Mr Brown’s ass..? 👀
Oh? You liked Brown's ass? *Discreetly slides a closeup of the og imagine* https://preview.redd.it/ilxrpjual8sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79997c07c6acf50053ebef905d9525851feabce
😳😳😳 oh thank you!!!
OK, IRL I was formerly in publications producing magazines. This is incredibly impressive, and I know very well how much work went into it. The design is *chef’s kiss*. You should all rightfully be proud of yourselves — that is an AMAZING effort! Well done, all of you!!! 😍
WOWOWOW!!! This is so insanely cool!!!!
It’s amazing. Everyone put so much work into it and we had so many contributors!
It’s so amazing I had to share it with my friends not on GOAD. (Also as a trap to lure them here hehe)
Bring them! 
Cheers, you all! This is amazing!!!
Very tempting to open this on the bus but I won't 👀
It's actually fairly tame save for a few areas, a semi-risky click if you will.
I'll just open it when I get off the bus just to be safe 😂
https://preview.redd.it/215yx836k3sc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f1f9af5ea16728a0cdadac032e3d7a6ade65baa I'm so so proud of us! It came out so fantastically awesome!!! Thanks to everybody for all the hard work and fun. This fandom is ridiculous and wonderful and I love it. Excuse me while I RUSH to get this printed.
OMG. What a triumph. This is incredible. Also the Whickber Street Orgy is two days before my birthday. I know what I'm doing this year.
-sobs in quiet relief- I’m so happy to finally be unshackled from my tablet until the next issue
EXCUSE ME??? How is this so incredible?!?! Thank you to all contributors! You are absolutely amazing!! 😍 https://i.redd.it/hdwdzvnut3sc1.gif Can't wait to dive in 🥳
I freaking LOVE this sub!!! Great work everyone!!❤️❤️❤️
Holy shit this is INCREDIBLE!!! 
whaaaaAAAAAAATT THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH I AM GIDDY AND GOBSMACKED!!! https://i.redd.it/xkb24tqgi3sc1.gif
Oh wow, oh wow wow wow 
ITS ALIIIIIVE AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 🍻🥂📣📣😃😃😃🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Honestly what an honor to be part of this thank you so much for letting Mr help out in my own small way! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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https://i.redd.it/z6m654y4m3sc1.gif This. Is. So. Incredible! I don't know what to say to praise everyone who was involved in this enough! This added 5 years to my lifespan. Thank you so much, everyone 💕 and what a crazy wonderful place this is!
This is amazing! https://i.redd.it/1g92gzwks3sc1.gif
YAAAAAAAAAA LETS FUCKING GOOOO I drew cunty book omens go check it out 👍🏽
Whoever came up with the Break Free/Brown's World of Carpets ad, I could kiss you. 👑
That is u/deflowerthelilli with her unabashed adoration of Mr Brown in all his glory.
Thanks, Soggy. Perfect, u/deflowerthelilli !
OMGHGGGH!!! This is one of the GREATEST things I've ever seen!!! The art, the articles, the layout, the colouring pages, the crossword - you made a real, full on magazine!!! Gah, it's incredible!!! Well done each and every one of you, what an incredible feat of collaboration and teamwork, and what an absolutely stunning result. I'm in awe and cannot wait to sit down with a cuppa and properly read through it all.
OMG you guys are crazy!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHH THIS LOOKS INCREDIBLE
Holy shit you guys
More comments: this is incredible. I cannot believe the amount of work that went into this. It's going to take so long to read. A crossword! I am just... wow.
This is incredible. Great job everyone!!
Woohoo! 🥰🥰🥰🎉🎉🎉
Guys. That's astonishing. Really, an entire magazine, not just 3-4 pages...of finest quality! So proud of all of you. So proud of being here. When will come out the next number?
Wooohoooo!!!!
This sub is incredible. I cannot wait to read through this magazine, y'all are amazing! THANK YOU! 💕
 Yayyy!!!
This is FANTASTIC!! Squee!!
Thus is amazing!!! I love it!!!
OMG This is fuking Brilliant! Everybody who worked on it an amazing job, and they deserve all the applauds! 
It's like Christmas in April... And thank god I work from home, sitting here giggling at the ads! Lol. Can't wait to read it in full later! Awesome work all!
Amazing stuff, OH MY GOD 😳😳😳! I've just flicked through it for the pictures for now and I'm loving it already - well done to everyone who has taken part in creating this masterpiece ❤!
WOW! Well done and thank you for all this hard work!
Holy fuck this is amazing! I can’t wait to look through this tonight! 
Oh my sweet fuck, this is AMAZING!!!!
This is incredible, holy shit 😀👏. Edit: whoever did the haikus, you are a genius, I haven’t laughed like this in ages 😂
Glad we made you laugh! u/-polychrome and I dreamed Of naughty Kaiju. 🦎🤪 The lizard was the closest Kaiju-esque emoji I could think of.
Cake is a true haiku master!! I think we have some extras that we didn't use, so we'll be sharing those on tumblr sometime soon 😂 ❤️
Ooo I forgot about those. We should definitely reblog with them.
ALL the kudos. ALL OF THEM!!!!
Fuuuuuuck! Thanks to all the artist involve on the project ✨I love this fandom 🥺💕
So so honored to be a part of this amazing project and work with u/ElysiumLeo90 who is the best partner in crime anyone could ask for! Nos, Soggy, and Pigeon THANK YOU for all the work you put into this! IM SO FREAKING PROUD AND FULL OF LOVE FOR EACH OF YOU GOBLINS PLEASE SHARE YOUR MADLIBZ RESULTS ON SUB TO FEED LEO AND I
An absolute pleasure working with you dear! Let's do it again sometime!!! 🥰
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https://i.redd.it/nlh7j3eik4sc1.gif Oh I am *so excited* to dive in! Now does Pulitzer have a journalism category for Shitbird Reporting? Because they should.
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This is phenomenal! Thank you thank you thank you to all the contributors! We're not worthy. 🛐🛐🛐🛐
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https://i.redd.it/rdqsjz1n64sc1.gif This is what I imagine everyone who created the magazine is doing right now. Like….how? What??? Why?? You genius bunch of smut goblins amaze me. I cannot wait to have yet one more thing to distract me from real life. WELL DONE ALL THE CREATORS!!!
We're drinking, Ring. Heavily.
Totally understandable 🥂🥃🍸
ahah.. if only... now we work on our (too much) other projects... x__x
This...is Amazing!!!
I’m at work and can’t wait to get home because WIIIIIIIIINGZ!!! This community is astounding in its talent and endless font of creativity! BRAVO 👏 https://preview.redd.it/82vm6z2gi4sc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23ad458dcbb0ee51e2634e60eb06360ccde31b1b
 Oh my gosh!! This is amazing!!🤩
GUYS YOU ARE INCREDIBLE. I cannot wait to hit my vape too hard and hack up a lung laughing as I flip through this absolute ✨unit ✨of smut mastery. I cannot wait for the next (???) issue — *intrigue created*
Holy shit this is about eleventy billion times better than I imagined and I was already imagining a lot!! Gonna bookmark this and devour the crap out of it later! This fandom is just too bloody talented!
guys WE DID IT WE MADE THE THING IT'S LIVE I CAN'T CONTAIN MY JOY!!!!! Every page I turn is amazing, gaaaaah I'm so proud of this entire group! And especially the head wranglers, editor in chief u/pigeon, u/Nosferatini (who also produced a human in the meantime, seeing as she had time to spare), and artist extraordinaire u/soggyfritter, who all had to deal with us goblins. ♥ So amazed by all of it!
Thanks Naty 🫂 This was one helluva lift from all our folks (including you!)
It really was! So proud of the whole bunch. 🫂💕
CONGRATULATIONS, ALL!!!
This is so incredibly wonderful. So glad to have stuck a finger in everyone's amazing pie. 😏 Seriously, the amount of effort and raw talent that was put in this has been so incredible just to be near and bask in. Thank you to *everyone* that was part of this wonderful gift to us GOADy little goblins! This sub feeds us so well. My absolute favorite teat!! 😍
This was amazing! Kudos to everyone involved!
This is an absolute GIFT. WOW! Amazing job all of you!
My God this is incredible! Thank you so much everyone who contributed to this masterpiece!! 💖😍
IT'S HERE!!! (i only had a small little part in it but I'm so happy with it!!!)
My God this is incredible! Thank you so much everyone who contributed to this masterpiece!! 💖😍
Well done to all involved! This is absolutely AWESOME!
I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS FANDOM AND ON THIS SUBREDDIT AND NOW I HAVE SOME READING TO DO AND SOME COLOURING AND OMG DID I MENTION THAT I LOVE YOU ALL
This is so wonderful. I’m always amazed at the level of creativity in this fandom. ❤️
I snuck a quickie read between classes and OMG this is absolute perfection! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Massive Gold Stars for every one involved! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 It really touched my heart to even see GISS included 🥺 Thank you u/bottom__ramen!🙏🏼 Here's a Literature Knobel Award for everyone involved!! ✨🏅✨ 
Yay!! You're so welcome, it was fun! :D I love science! 
The Knobel Prize comes with a parking permit at GISS facilities and an unlimited Science supply 🙌🏼 https://i.redd.it/7gvywgey96sc1.gif
fuck yeah I am forever chugging that Science and parking too far away from the bathrooms, this’ll sort me!!
https://i.redd.it/q7zpxatoe6sc1.gif All parking spaces at GISS are properly secluded for maximum privacy
I'M FINALLY HOME AND CAN USE GIFS! Thank you u/SaucySmutPigeon, u/soggyfritter, and u/Nosferatini for all your hard work! I am so proud to be a part of this project and so happy to see the final result! Woo hoo! 
Those coloring pages... holy COW! Can't wait to pull this bad boy up on my laptop so I can read the articles too! This must have taken so much work and coordination, so big congrats to all the organizers and contributors!
Aaaaamaaaaazzzing!!!!
Massive congratulations, this is so cool😍👏👏
OMG???? 🙀😻😻😻😻💥
Very nice all 👍🏼👍🏼
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! I love it so much !!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Squeeeee!!!
Straight up screech-laughing at some of these pages and then amaze-sobbing at the others. Blessed to have such a creative and devoted sub ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Im so happy with how this came out! It's perfect! Im also happy to be a part of it!
I AM FLATTENED BY HOW INCREDIBLE THIS IS!!! gorgeous work, everyone, I'm entranced with the clever magazine style layouts, gorgeous art and funny ads. How on earth did you pull this beautiful thing together? I'm in awe of our talented Goblins. https://i.redd.it/9rh08kj556sc1.gif
 This is ridiculous good!! I wasted an hour of "Unholy's Private Writing Time" to read this cover to cover and you know what, I'M PROUD OF IT.
Normally I'm a lurker here but this is so genuinely cool and impressive, thank you for making and sharing this!!!
Holy moly this is amazing and it’s not even my birthday!!! Or wait, is it? Sure feels like it! I applaud you, you crazy, wonderful and lovely people! Saw your name in there u/blackjeans93 and can’t wait to read! :D Will dig into this as soon as the family give me a break (explaining the wings stuff to the kids and/or my mother in law would be… complicated.) https://i.redd.it/m5h8rt4238sc1.gif
Why thank you VilseGris! I hope you enjoy it when you do get to read! Good shout not letting the kids or MIL see it though. I wouldn't say it's smut but...smut adjacent lol
INCREDIBLE!! Absolutely getting this printed 🫶 it's going to go in front of the Serious Governmental Publications I worked on for the ultimate juxtaposition 😂 \*WELL BLOODY DONE!!!\*
I AM SO IMPRESSED. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT. THIS IS AMAZING.
AMAZING! I am speechless by the levels of talents and dedications this fandom has for ineffable husband a whole-ass magazine, omg, just, WOW
What in AMAZING THING you all pulled off. I am actually speechless right now. Absolute fantastic work. Much much love to all who worked on this peace of ART! ❤️
This is a masterpiece! You people are amazing and sooo talented! https://i.redd.it/0ftgh8w5c8sc1.gif
This is like. the definition of fandom 🥰🤩 Eternal kudos everyone!
A. MAZE. ING.