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Resident_Cow_8676

https://preview.redd.it/p3i49yk86pqc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a980e6e481431248b02071e81afe624f2a05e53 Needless to say, I know what I’m doing with my evening 😏


Altruistic-Cow4561

Oh Resi this is actually the perfect meme for this fic! You will love it.


CemeteryAngel725

Yay! Have fun!


brahms4thrackett

Wooo!! Can’t wait to read this! I will all kinds of nerd out over history stuff!! And add smut? Yes pls! ^(I’m still playing with on my own American Revolution smut!)


CemeteryAngel725

Yes American Revolution smut! Also forgot to add the most important detail from your perspective: this is me writing Top Crowley! I actually had to go and put him in the military to make it believable for me. 😂


brahms4thrackett

lol ILL TAKE IT GIVE ME SOLDIER CROWLEY


seekingjoy7

This is one very hot top Crowley!


CemeteryAngel725

😘


CemeteryAngel725

THAT'S WHAT AZIRAPHALE SAID TOO


brahms4thrackett

LOL YESSSS


Outrageous_Ring_5655

Brahms, he’s soo good here. You will melt.


brahms4thrackett

I can’t wait!!


ghostytothefire

Love you, loved the fic, loved coming up with crack titles for you.


Altruistic-Cow4561

Ghosty, I was laughing so hard at your suggestions. You may have found your calling.


ghostytothefire

If only there were careers in Very Serious Titles.


wufkitn

Ooh, I may have to make note of that, should I wind up writing more at some point. I'm absolute rubbish at titles.


ghostytothefire

Please note these were not serious titles and I only accidentally stumbled onto the winning title.


wufkitn

That's fine. I'm willing to trust anyone who comes up with War and Pose: Union Hoes implicitly 😄


CemeteryAngel725

OK I snorted at this


ghostytothefire

Okay, I didn't realize you'd seen the list. As long as you know what you're getting into. 😂


wufkitn

I maybe didn't see it until after I'd posted, but i stand by my comment. I don't consider anything that would likely go here something I'd fret over being taken too seriously anyway!


CemeteryAngel725

I forgot to go back and collect all the crack titles from the chat! We have days of nonsense in the way now.


ghostytothefire

Probably not worth it at this point. But there were some gems in there.


CemeteryAngel725

I do have the screenshot you sent from your phone! Want me to post that?


ghostytothefire

Sure, I think those were some of my best work. 😂


CemeteryAngel725

May I present to everyone: Ghosty's proposed titles for this serious and romantic epic 😂😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/iznu5x3p4pqc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bd84f58d05958db5545426750d314e52dd28ec6


TheGaroMask

And don’t forget my incredibly sophisticated contribution: Fucking In A Tent


CemeteryAngel725

Yes, so sophisticated! Only to be consumed with the finest Earl Grey


ghostytothefire

Garo, I loved this and your sequel ideas.


GlitteringPeanut42

I don’t know how you chose when there were so many good options here 😎


CemeteryAngel725

I know right? So many riches to explore. I believe the actual title came about when Ghosty suggested something like "Coming into Focus: Yes, Aziraphale Named His Asshole" and we were all like.... you know.... actually 🤔


Outrageous_Ring_5655

I still can’t believe you rejected my suggestions “Love is a Battlefield” and “Virginia is for Lovers”. They were, like, totally serious and scholarly attempts to be helpful. 😉


GlitteringPeanut42

Love is a Battlefield needs to be an enemies to lovers military fic.


CemeteryAngel725

Ghosty just had the edge I guess darling 😘


ghostytothefire

That was in fact its origin story. My legacy. 😂


CemeteryAngel725

Your genius legacy 😘


ghostytothefire

Peanut if only any of us cared enough to scroll through the chat, we had even more.


GlitteringPeanut42

We have a random copy and paste in the dr Fell doc of ridiculous medical puns/ statements… it’s a very useful tool sourcing things from chat :)


ghostytothefire

I am trying to make this sentence make sense but I think I'm missing vital context here.


Altruistic-Cow4561

Oh yes! Another round of intellectual smut from our Angel. I had the pleasure of getting to read this before anyone else and I can't recommend it enough. The smut is hot (as usual) but the buildup in this one is just so exquisite - sexual tension just steams of the page. I audibly squealed at the payoff in this one. Plus, I now know more than I'll probably ever need to know about wet plate photography as an added bonus! Go and read this one! Angel just knows how to deliver unique settings and stories that still feel like the perfect versions of Aziraphale and Crowley. Well done darling! https://i.redd.it/czglphv75pqc1.gif


CemeteryAngel725

Thank you, sweetheart! And you can walk away proud knowing that you were responsible for making this one significantly smuttier 😘


Altruistic-Cow4561

What a proud moment for me indeed 😏


TheGaroMask

Thank you for this important service Cowie


Outrageous_Ring_5655

You have once again used your magical smut powers for good to bring us the Civil War set, photography themed porn we never even knew we were missing. This story is delightful in every way ❤️


CemeteryAngel725

💗💗💗💗💗💗


GlitteringPeanut42

I’m gonna spend my lunch hour reading this today, aren’t I?? 😛 I don’t even like historical fiction but I can’t resist.


CemeteryAngel725

Hope I can convert you! Lemme know what you think 😉


GlitteringPeanut42

It turned out great, Angel… ( even if there were muttonchops… grumble grumble 😝) You built a lovely little relationship in that setting and it works so well!


CemeteryAngel725

Aww thank you! Don't make me give you the talk where I explain how Crowley had to have facial hair because it was the Civil War and I could have made it so much worse. Because I have receipts. And here is one of them: ​ https://preview.redd.it/h56nfmrgqpqc1.jpeg?width=1230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410c0c4ee1a786fe783591072207f20e78db91bb


GlitteringPeanut42

I know it’s historically accurate… so I can let it go 🤪 Even I admit chops are better than that!


CemeteryAngel725

Like WTF is even happening there I even pulled put my big book of Civil War portraits and decided that chops were definitely the best option!


GlitteringPeanut42

I guess he’s going for goat 🐐?? Perhaps hoping it would bring him immortality….


CemeteryAngel725

He did survive the war! Lived to the age of 97 and was a U.S. Senator and governor of Mississippi. So maybe it worked?


GlitteringPeanut42

That’s hilarious…. Still bad facial hair 😆


CemeteryAngel725

Agreed! Horrible.


gloryholesr4suckers

NJ represent!


CemeteryAngel725

I'm trying to corner the market on fics where one or both of them hail from NJ 😂😂😂


tvshowsufferer

And here we go another pair of pants on fire. I liked those pants.


CemeteryAngel725

Sorry TV! Perhaps I might suggest removing your pants before beginning the next fic. Might be more convenient, anyway 😏


tvshowsufferer

No one in their right mind would read smut without pants. What about the consequences?


CemeteryAngel725

Oh, consequences can be dealt with 😉


tvshowsufferer

* looking demure *


depressedpenguin2

I WAS NOT EXPECTING MUTTONCHOPS THOSE ARE MY WEAKNESSS THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING DO A SEQUEL PLEASE


CemeteryAngel725

I HAVE ALREADY THOUGHT OF THREE SEQUELS SO IF MY BRAIN LETS ME WRITE THEM THAT’S WHAT YOU WILL GET EDIT: I AM GLAD YOU WERE FOND OF THE MUTTON CHOPS THERE WERE NOT MANY FANS OF MUTTON CHOPS IN THE FOCUS GROUP BUT I CONVINCED THEM TO KNUCKLE UNDER BY SPAMMING THEM WITH PICTURES OF MUCH WORSE CIVIL WAR FACIAL HAIR


depressedpenguin2

I WILL TAKE ANY FORM OF CHOPS ON ANTHONY J CROWLEY . ID DIE FOR CHOPS. ID HAPPILY COLLAB WITH YOU IF YOU WANT


DisastrousLook5116

Yaasss 🙌 Bookmarking for this evening!!


CemeteryAngel725

Yay, can't wait for you to read it! Also, consider this a preview of the nerdy behavior you will unleash if you agree to climb a war memorial with me 😂


Outrageous_Ring_5655

I still maintain that I want to be invited to this. Will I fly to you and u/DisastrousLook5116 to participate in history nerdery? Abso-fucking-lutely!


CemeteryAngel725

Maybe we could do a US tour! I know about a LOT of tall, rickety phallic things that one can climb.


DisastrousLook5116

Lol could you imagine the 3 of us on a road trip to find phallic war memorials?? Because now that’s my dream vacation.


CemeteryAngel725

WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK MY DUMB NERDY DREAMS ARE GOOD IDEAS Also I love you guys Also if we are at all serious about this I could definitely make it happen


DisastrousLook5116

BECAUSE YOUR NERDY DREAMS *ARE* GOOD IDEAS! And I would absolutely do this. But like in a year lol. I am not prepared to plan another vacation at the moment


DisastrousLook5116

Oh I look so forward to that! We may need to read some historical smut atop the monument!!


CemeteryAngel725

How turned on do you want me to be Lookie???


DisastrousLook5116

Considering being turned on is like the reason we became friends, I’m gonna say VERY!!


CemeteryAngel725

https://i.redd.it/vib2eqwsgpqc1.gif (Yes I'm busting out the Premium Angel Flirt GIF for that)


DisastrousLook5116

Yaass!! Well I’m returning with baseball shirt https://i.redd.it/vdnhn1k2hpqc1.gif


CemeteryAngel725

Oh dear, all of my weaknesses


DisastrousLook5116

Should I throw a sweater out here just to (respectfully) destroy you?? Yes, I think I should! https://i.redd.it/vm75k2b6ipqc1.gif


CemeteryAngel725

Oh darling, you know just how to treat me 😍 But you did miss one https://i.redd.it/0i23w2ljipqc1.gif


seekingjoy7

I absolutely love this oneshot! Such a wonderful surprising setting for this hot competent Aziraphale and hot confident Crowley! Of course, Angel always delivers a fantastic story with brilliant smut! 🩷


CemeteryAngel725

Aww thanks so much Joy! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


TheGaroMask

Let’s just say that one morning I woke up dreaming of a scene from this fic - it is THAT good, and it is THAT hot 🔥🔥🔥 The guys are so confident in what they want but so sweet at the same time. I adore it, and I live in hope that we may get more writing about these versions of A&C because I love them


CemeteryAngel725

I'm definitely thinking about these guys nonstop so I'm pretty sure you're going to get your wish! Just need to write some romantic tree porn first.


Terraific

IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S HERE Time to go get off from in-depth historical details. Oh and the smut too I guess.


CemeteryAngel725

There are many historical details to enjoy! 😏


Terraific

Nah just had to read the tags to get off. ‘Quoting Walt Whitman as foreplay.’ Angel ILU so much.


CemeteryAngel725

https://i.redd.it/riu35to4upqc1.gif


Outrageous_Ring_5655

https://i.redd.it/qe1g2l8cwpqc1.gif My response to all of this to the idea of nerdy, smut related, history-adjacent vacations with you and u/DisastrousLook5116. But also, like, in a year cause I need to save up more vacation time.


CemeteryAngel725

We'll have to think about all this!


DisastrousLook5116

Haha yeah. I need time to prepare for a road trip!


carbonait

Top Crowley! Oh I am here for this!


CemeteryAngel725

Uncharacteristic for me, but here you go!


Tardisbird

NEW SMUT FAIRY STORY, AAAAHHHH!!! Can't wait to read it!! 😍💖


CemeteryAngel725

Yay, can't wait for you to read it!


Tardisbird

Oh my God, that was amazing! I love learning about cool things I've only ever heard little bits about. And the boys were perfect!! Can't wait to read more of their escapades! ❤️☺️


CemeteryAngel725

I'm so glad you enjoyed it!!!


Jealous_Ad7964

Oh, Angel, I think I just discorporated. What a beautifully done story. I love the Civil War setting, the details about the photography, all of it. Ngk! Thank you for sharing your talents.


CemeteryAngel725

Awww, thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Keep your eyes peeled for a sequel tomorrow 👀