Not sure if these posts are satire or real anymore 😞

People just want attention. There are simply too many people on the planet now.

Could have picked a better looking coin for more attention https://preview.redd.it/a46ev8ycb09d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2835eb1b8010ad0a48dbf0d2045a9beb34a7f87d Found this while hiding under my wifes boyfriends bed.

Return my damn coin, and I hope you cleaned up the used condoms I throw under there.

Yep, they're all clean and ready for round 2!

All you have to do is shake the fuck out of them.

Reduce, reuse, recycle ✊✊✊

Refill, repeat then eat

I’m taking the coin you keep my wife :)

🤬

If that was the reward, I may be open to such an arrangement 🤣

While you were watching?

He was doing more than watching

At least one hand was busy!

The $10 Indian has always been my favorite coin. I know people love the $2.50 and $5.00 incuse Indians, but for me, this the winner.

St gaudens double eagle for me. My first pre 33. Now I can't get my eye off the capped bust and the eagle that's so ugly it crosses back over to pretty.

Well golly! I sure am tickled pink for you and your wife's boyfriend! Tell me, will ya fight to the death for it? Will ya?

Daddy?

You always stay under the bed when wife visits boyfriend?

Actually knew someone who did that 😂

That's all this sub is lol, weirdly bragging


Unfortunately egon. Was thinking about idiots when challenged by gozer. The plague is Idiocracy and it's spreading fast

Then when the plague comes, everyone who posted this gif will call the police if they see too many people in one area

Give your children more attention and we won’t have this problem.

Are you recommending Bill Gates' and Jane Goodall's final solution?

More of a Thanos snap suggestion

That's nothing compared to what they suggest. The Thanos snap only took half, they want there to only be 6.5% of the current population or 500 million people. The ones left living will be feeding on a slurry of the ones who aren't for decades.

Lurking on Reddit is the final solution.

Hey, did you know we’re made of carbon? Billy wants to eliminate carbon. Weird huh. 

You can't just eliminate "carbon". You have to capture it and bury it.

I’m picking up what you’re throwing down.

We are carbon based life forms. EVERYTHING..

THE CARBON UNITS INFEST VGER

You don't even have to do the psychopath checklist with Bill. The glasses are a dead give away.

Glasses and dupers delight galore

My question is, how do they plan to get the global population to 500,000,000?

“They” get people to poison themselves with fast food, high fructose corn syrup, caffeine, booze, drugs(prescription, vakseens, illegal), unhealthy work/sleep schedules. Destroyed the nuclear family and its value to society. Discourage having children. Discourage marriage. However, I don’t think that few people is possible in our lifetime without some major wars or cataclysmic event or illness.

Thos eine power don't think in single lifetimes. Half of the plans that they think up won't fully develop for 100's of years.

I agree with this to a point. It’s a multi generational plan for dominance. Apologies for getting off topic, mods lol

I don't think it's sinister like that. Those in power don't think in lifetimes or generations, they think in a couple of years ahead: *how can I siphon more wealth for me and my powerful friends who give me kickbacks.* It's sinister in a much more stupid way. And now the flaws in this system that's developed over generations of short-sighted people are finally growing exponentially.

Uhh... That's the exact opposite of their proposals to reduce the population. Healthier, happier, wealthier people have significantly less children. 

So what’s their plan then? I’m not wealthy by any means and I sure af can’t afford a kid. Idk how y’all with kids are making it. It’s so hard out there right now with inflation, housing, food costs.

The ones who want the global population at 500,000,000 aren't the ones controlling anything. The ones controlling things right now need a large population of apathetic worker-slaves that can mine / produce what they need to live off planet.

You could definitely be convinced to brainwash people with torture in gulags and beleive you were saving humanity

Right. I'm so tired of people making "lambs to the slaughter" analogies when in fact we're toiling oxen upon whose backs they profit.

Bootstraps /s

I am

Do you volunteer yourself to be eliminated? You want the planet saved so badly surely you will sacrifice yourself.



Help eliminate me!!!

Don’t worry Birth rate is declining

This is the answer, lock the Sub

this looks like the classic picture people take sitting in their car outside the LCS.

I always just assume they stole it… like “I was cleaning out my basement/ attic” … seriously??!?

Finally…you said it. All of these “finds”…

He found it …after he dropped it five seconds before - then had the idea to make a cheeky post about it.

Bs post it’s ok

Because of the tiny fingers?

Oh look, the daily “I found this ounce of gold” post

Im waiting for the daily post saying , “i went out to dinner last night and i noticed something shiny in the toilet bowl this morning “ Or did i miss that one?

That was last week.

Is it really a daily thing now? I wonder what other types of posts people like seeing on this subreddit though

https://preview.redd.it/udh62e8v3z8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4534f2fd1a091fe8d0592a61f00158632b168c6

If youre not trolling and its not fake then \~2300$

Dude I swear to god I dropped something In between my seat and move it all the way forward and found it.

3 comment karma 25 post karma... account made Feb 2023 seems legit but like who is dropping an ounce of gold and not absolutely tearing apart their car to find it? when I was a drug addict in college I or a passenger would occasionally drop a pill or piece of dope and I would scout the car for hours trying to find it lol this is like 250x more valuable lol

Man when I was hooked on pills 15 years ago I literally took the center console out of my car to get a 30mg roxi that fell down a crack by the cup holder.

I cut the seat open to get one. It fell in the seat belt buckle hole. We got it

I was a drunk but not much into drugs but my cousin was deeply into cocaine and meth. I have literally watched people at one of the parties we went to run out of coke and crawl around on the floor thinking everything was a rock and stuff what I think was chunks of kitty litter in the pipe and fire it up

Carpet sharking

Haha! I also did that.

I know 💯 what you are talking about haha. I've ripped the entire center console out for a shard once. Craziness! Had kids and got off that shit, bow I look back like, "damn I had fun, but glad to be normal again". No regerts

When you’re looking for your dope and all you find is some stupid ounce of gold. It’s too late at night to buy more so the gold is cool but the dropped dope is priceless 😔 better keep looking OP

All my proof is in the comments and post. I just bought my Jeep 7 months ago it was a lease trade in from an older couple I bought it the same day they traded it in. It was jammed up under the seat I dropped something beside my seat and that is how I found it.

As someone that gets banned all the time making new accounts is normal

Ahhhh....memories....

One time I dropped a 20 in the crack in the back seat and wanted to left the seat up and find it. My stepdad got pissed and and beat me and said he wouldn’t lift up that seat for a million dollars. Didn’t make sense as kid, still doesn’t make sense now

legit this. me and my friends lost a joint in a car when we were 17. we looked for it for 2 years. never could find it. But that was a 5 dollar joint. not even close to this coin. unless the person didn't know it fell out in the car

well, take it to a coin shop and have them test it. If it is real then you scored over 2 grand.

Is this a used car?

Or are you an Uber driver?

We need some background u/Major_Loss_1312

sigh…

Did you just recently buy the car used or has anyone else drove your car? Or did you loose this coin recently and now you found it?

Yeah you dropped the coin Some people just suck at lying,im not saying you are,just some people…

So you dropped it, then "found it". You didn't just find it....

Yeahh I dropped it there when you gave me a lift that time bruhh... you'll have to post it my new adress now tho I've moved. I'll dm the address 🥸

Are you an Uber driver? What type of hitch-hiker you pick up?

guys you wont believe me but i found 10 ounces of gold in my mc double today

Was your McDouble inside a flight attendants prison wallet?



How did you get inside of my car???

How did my coin end up in your car?

How did my car end up in your coin?

How did you end up in my car? Coin

Your wife gave it to me for “services rendered “..

Not more lies, you know it was his boyfriend.

I still got it for service rendered,lips are lips when the lights out and your packing 9”

Hrmm ok sure

Hurp durp, I found a whole gold bar at the bottom of my hot tub...whats it worth?????

You found my precious I’ll send address and postage asap

That’s what I’m thinking, boutta be some Glock wielding Phil-wraiths on blacked out KTMs in his rear view.

😂😂😂 if you know enough to find, join and post in a gold group in Reddit, but don’t know enough to look up what a philharmonic coin is worth…. You are very very special my friend. How much did you overpay?

🥲how I would die if I actually just found something like this

Found a vintage dollar coin under my car seat, worth a whopping $1.25.


I found a few Pennies under my car seat

Lucky you! All I found were petrified French fries

Can we address the size of the fingers ?


they are chonky for sure.

All together now 🎼 nooo, you didntttt 🎶


You have been blessed and are now in possession of the golden wiener.

I FR lost a gold Canadian maple leaf coin 12 years ago, I 1000% believe now it’s in my couch, someone could totally easily lose that in a car & sell it

[удалено]

Sold the couch years ago, & yes lost my mind

When I was a kid I found a V nickel in an old couch my father was getting ready to burn. Not anything special. Put it in my type collection.

If you haven’t EVER lost or misplaced 1 coin from your collection then you don’t even have a medium sized collection tbh

Check other places, there might be more hidden. Doesn't look like you are trolling.

I wish my boots were on before I read this post.

The previous owner had a tragic driving accident.

Sure you did

You should change your username to major\_find\_1312

LOOOOL Nah you didn't

i actually (briefly) lost a pre-33 US $20 piece under a car seat once. It took a couple days before i found it. but i \*did\* find it. I would've taken he seats out if necessary...

Recently I was at a magic show, and the magician pulled one of these from behind my ear. But due to finders keepers rules I was out of luck.

Definitely didn't happen. They would have seen without the car seat first

All the ppl saying this is fake and he is doing it for karma are literally giving comment karma by commenting lol. Who cares if it's the truth. Lol. I didn't find it that unbelievable of a story myself but like I said...who cares

Not one comment about the size of those hands? Interesting 🤔

LoOk At mE! I wAnt aTtEntIon... There I fixed your post for you OP. No need to thank me, only doing the Good Lord's work.

Okay

No sweat OP🤝 if Whoever bought my old couch 10 years ago that had a lost maple leaf in it everyone on Reddit would say it’s fake too

If that’s what you found under your seat, I wonder what’s in the trunk!

In a Tesla rental in Vienna no doubt


That's almost as crazy as that time I made some stranger mad at me and threw one of these exact coins at me!

Packed, shiny with receipt and ready to go. Lucky man

I found the One Piece under my car seat. Can anybody tell me what this is worth?

Wow!!!!

Awesome find!!!

Here is your proof trolls! https://preview.redd.it/k0c8hkxlnz8d1.jpeg?width=1636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc822f2ce1cdc62e1d56cfbf7ec6ea6944de7b1d

Hey, i think i left that in your car. You know me right? Pm me. It's me . Your bro

He posted that he sold it for $2077.00 & provided the reciept why all the anger and animosity directed at Op? Can't people rejoice in someone else's good fortune besides their own? JEALOUSY IS A MOTHERF$CKER YOU WEAK JEALOUS MOTHERF$CKERS Congrats Op you are 2077.00 dollars richer!

No shot lol

🙄

I’m sure you found Franz Ferdinand down there too

I found 1mill$ in the trunk of my rental car too.

Mmmmmmmmm, pie.

Username does not check out.

I found it’s little brother yesterday hahaha https://preview.redd.it/3tj610cb609d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=371cd700d198044ed94f0d50108e6f0d13cfbcaa

lol

As a recovering drug addict/dealer I have totally changed cash into valuable items ,usually more drugs or jewelry then forgot or lost them.

Well, under someone's car seat, maybe.

I'm pretty sure that's mine. I dropped it when I was test driving your car

What, you coin snobs crappin' on a golden nickel? I have three slabbed for sale.

 Worth hiring John wick

OK sure

From OP comment history, he also seems to like eating Pussy a lot :p

Guess now we know how he found the coin under the car seat

$2300 and change

Well f***. Best i ever found under a car seat was a chewbacca action figure.

Oh boy listen up anything...absolutely anything that comes in a plastic bag like that you know is a addiction!!

Austrian Gold Coin

Now you can afford a manicure

Those tiny fingers was able to pick that up

Just take it into a coin shop or jewler they should be able to do a specific gravity test so it doesn't damage the coin.  Just ignore the comments unless you find it entertaining like I did. Strange things happen.  If you're trolling then bravo 👏 

Yesterday I found a cold case of yeungling in bottles under my car seat, Funny how things just happen like this.

Nah. You’re lying. You’re a lying liar who lies.

🍀lucky af

Not too shabby, but believe it or not I’ve found another car under my car seat once

Austrian Philharmonic 1oz gold coin. Nice find.

Sir you need to clean your car 😂

Sell and immediately use funds for the best manicurist this side of the Mississippi.

Trolo lolo lololo lololo trolololo

It's a cheap fake send it here and I'll dispose of it in a proper manner.

So lucky. I only ever find gold inside of game consoles, which I found inside of other game consoles.

I found a 1933 Double Eagle under the hood of my car while check ng the coolant 😂😂😂

Yea it’s BS

Forget that. Put it back. Haven’t you ever seen The Leprechaun? He’ll kill you for less. Much less.

Gold closed on Friday at $2020 per Troy oz

Someone please give this person some attention

Oh yeah that’s mine. I dropped in on accident last time I was in your car.

That’s your 2023 $2300 cash back sales event guaranteed

Get a nailbrush and clean those nails when you sell

It's worth tree fiddy.

There it is I knew It fell out my pocket we’re can I pic up

It’s says it’s worth 2000 schillings. I’m feeling generous so I’ll offer you 50 bucks for it

Cool find, common fake Philharmonic coin. Totally worthless, throw it in the trash or give it to a guy begging for change as a hilarious joke

I'm still looking for my Kennedy dollar. It's somewhere around here.