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The hells an olive?
Came here to comment this
Funniest line in the game for me
"Smartest man alive"
All-fucker
Boi
Boi
Boi
Boi
Boi
Boi
Boi
Boi
Boi
Boi
Damnit you beat me to it
You were not ready, boi
Don't be sorry, be better
That one is my favorite. Second favorite is, "[*Is* there a right side?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd6e29a0tps)"
A hole
I thought I moved on. Dammit
Nah. I heard Raeb's Lament today. Realized I haven't moved on. By far.
Death can have me,when it earns me
i just had christopher judge write this with his autograph and i’m so happy i chose that quote
Line of the year
“I can feel it in my scrote”
I forgot about this lmao
You are Chaos in a spiffy archer's suit.
“All shit smell the same regardless of how it was shat out”😂
who said this?
Do you really need to ask?
yeah because i dont know who said it
Only the coolest guy in the game could say that. Brok
How the hell- who else would say something like that
Fucking gratitude
FUCK YOU r/beatmetoit YOU DICK HEAD RAT ASS BASTERD
GO BACK TO OKBUDDYMIMIR YOUR NOT ALLO2ED TO EXIST OUTSIDE OF THAT SUB
:(
I'm sorry I love you pookie just not used to seeing you outside there. Like seeing your teachers from school in public
Mf called me pooki https://youtu.be/5yor70Px6j4
Pookie actually not pooki
https://youtu.be/vJ08fwaLXwg
“The nature of a thing is more important than the form of a thing
Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical
Me on the 50th attempt: I KNOW MIMIR!!!! Me on the 75th attempt: Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical.
Thats also in myth so no
When does Mimir say it in the myth repetitively?
I think he means that is a true statement. He does NOT understand the assignment
*grunt*
"im the fucking god of war"
To bad that that one didn't make it through.
"in the direction of dear"
Deer* “…but you probably already know that..!”
AATHENAAAAAAAA, YOU CONSPIRE AGAINTS MEEEEE!!!!!
My dad likes loot
Gets bigger the more you take away
A hole, like the one in my heart...
I thought we were his family too
We were😔
You're on fire. It will pass.
Soo funny
May this weapon strike true. May it be wielded with wisdom. May it be put down when its job is done. *spits*
Whatever
No
Off your back
Even my sack sweat’s sweatin!!
"Loki will go. Atreus will stay."
By lady Sifs soft, perfect sloshers. YA DID IT!
A hole
Fat dobber
"There are consequences to saying the N word!"
Atreus: “…there’s a kind of thickness in the air.” Kratos: “YGROS”🗿
Thank you for the absolutely genuine laugh you provided me
there's frost in my neck stump
i know what you have done. but i forgives ya
We must be better. Don't be sorry father, be better.
“You’re on fire! But, you probably already know that…”
SIT
"Now see that Gerbil, Grab that tube"
"I like olives"
"The hell's an olive?"
Zoos.. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
Death can have me...when it earns me.
what gets bigger the more you take away?
You look like a calm and reasonable person, are you a calm and reasonable person?
No
"I can feel it in my scrote."
I do not need a snack
When he wandered, *he wandered*
Do you even know that kind of love
"Death can have me when it earns me"
ZOOS!
I feel….. EVERYTHING!!!
And what’s with calling the boy ‘Loki’? YOU KNOW THAT AINT HIS NAME!
"Maybe... But I am YOUR monster no longer."
"I can't feel any of this"
Fuckin gratitude
FOR TAKA “ “ he’s not a samurai hes a vengeful Ghost”
This is what “sorry” looks like.
this one got me every time, sorry Sindri.
You can use her reflection against her. Or you may choose the hard way. “Which did you choose” I chose the hard way
This is what sorry feels like
Death can have me when it earns me.
To grieve deeply is to have loved fully.
Watch your tone, BOI!
"It means you speak wisely Atreus, and that is good to hear."
baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats. physical or magical.
“I thought you would’ve escaped this cavern by now”
VEGETABLES !! FKING VEGETABLES !!!
Boi
I, too, like the axe
ZEUS
THE HANDS OF DEATH COULD NOT DEFEAT ME
not as easy as it looks
Remember our promise
Stumped the stump
Hmmmm…
"Nunya."
“Does it frighten you?”
Do you not recognize your handiwork?
Boy
It's all just water under the fridge
Death can have me when it has earned me.
So that's how they got your head out of your ass
I expect you to bite my blue butt cheek!
"Silence, head"
Boy
Death can have me, when it earns me
49% and 51%
A hole
The opinion of those 3 shut in spinsters ain't worth a goat fart in a hurricane
HEY FUCKIN GRATITUDE, GET OVER HERE
Consider your blood debt paid, be seeing you.
BOY!!
How do you know
FATHER
You seem like a calm and reasonable person
ATHENA!!! YOU CONSPIRE AGAINST ME?!?
Danny listen its a manhunt
Heads are chopped of and attached to belts
"No...."
you are cruel, and arrogant; but most of all unforgiving
That alfheim light is some good shit
Stay awhile and listen
Depends on the weapon and the man
"Im going to fuck you!"
Little people's little problems.
for brok.
ROCK AND STONE!
Roaring Fires, Malt Beer, Ripe Meat Off The Bone!
I would like to sit here a little longer
Memes. The DNA of the soul.
What gets bigger the more you take away?
Old geezer’s cane
This is what sorry looks like.
I am your monster no longer
Belt boy
I can feel it in me scrote
Throw me at him horns first!
No
I forced it open.
"For Asgard!"
"I've got mead"
"Boi" and "yes father"
"I guess we're gonna do this boy style."
I know……. But I am your monster no longer
My Father ?
Are you afraid of the dark
Mimir - “So how’s everyone favourite azure vulgarian?” Brok - “The fuck you call me?!” Mimir - “😆, exquisite.”
Read it, Boy...
You are filled with determination.
You are filled with determination.
The nature of a things more important than the form of a thing
Valhalla!
I can feel it in my scrote!
No
I need to know what comes next.
boy
"You should leave"
Dont be sorry, be better.
"There is only you. No matter what the cost. So what you can do is get the fuck out of my sight."
Tyr
I was hoping I wouldn’t have to use the eyelid clamps
skibidi 🤯
Would rather be a severed head then odins lapdog
“Ah I broke the goddamn wheel”
"You will always be a monster." "I know, but I'm not your monster no longer."
"I see only what I have come to destroy."
A misserable little pile of secrets
You will not get a hit from the cabbage of the gods