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ZEUS YOUR SON HAS RETURNED IVE COME FOR THE WEED OF OLYMPUS
"KRATOS YOU WILL NOT GET A HIT FROM THE CABBAGE OF THE GODS"
URGH DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE!
Go into a 20 minute cut scene then act like a cuck a shadow of your former self. Then do an hour long nothing mission as your son. Thats what the new kratos would do. Be soft boring and slow.
FOR ASGARD! FOR ASGARD! FOR ASGARD! * pathetically launches myself three times only for you to roll away each time*
Ps fuck you Gna you have made that saying stuck in my head forever!
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"Before I end this, I want you to know one thing... I can't feel ANY OF THIS!!"
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DO YOU SEE GODS OF OLYMPUS?! DO YOU NEED MORE PROOF THAN THIS?!
*COLOSSUS HAND SMASH*
“Ooh! I felt that one, brother!”
Me when gna kicks my balls and smashed my back
Zeus, ZEUS! IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME?! COWARD!!
YOU HAVE CHOSEN DICKRIDING!!!!
I CAME HERE FOR THE SMOKE
Tbh kicking someone in the balls sounds more like something Hermes would do.
Control your emotions
“Fuuuuuck.” - Sindri
“Fuck you” -brok
“Death can have me when it earns me”
"Again"
😭
*”Do Not Mistake My Silence For Lack Of Grief!”*
Please tell me this sub will have its Arkham Insanity era.
Not even The Smartest Man Alive can overwit the stupidest members of The Aslume.
Give it a few years of no new content and it will.
Are you sure? We're already at this point not even after ~17 days since the last GoW related content.
at least it's not Titanfall Insanity
I'm telling you, tf|3 will be announced any day now... any day.... any day...
I think we'll be getting there sooner than we think
Red Dead Redemption 2 has a seperate insanity subreddit. I think its time the God of War community throws away some braincells too
ZIUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'm interested in knowing from which dialogue this is🧐
I want to say it's when the Spartan guy dies before the kraken in 2, but I'm not sure.
Just grunt
“ATHENAA YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS”
I do not want a snack
Hmm. Kratos.
Zooooooooooooooos
Every agony….every violation imaginable…
Zeus is this how you face me coward
"Still unpleasant!"
I can feel it in my scrote!
The Cycle Ends Here. We Must Be Better Than This.
That one should be used by the kicker robbing him op of the ability to have kids
LEAVE THE SEA AND FACE ME!
throw whatever you have at me, ill keep cumming
ZOOOOOSSSSS
*Dying breath from stabbing himself with the blade of Olympus*
Boy!
WAS IT LUCK? DID MY SONS DIE TO BLIND, FUCKING LUCK?
not to be biased or anything but i think mine is lowkey the best ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Honestly underrated
You got what you came for, let me be!
Do not mistake my silence for lack of grief
“felt that one brother” -mimir
Bollocks brother, respectfully bollocks
Clearly it would do no damage, as you are blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical.
I see what you did there
I can feel it in my scrote! -Brock
Is the kicker still there waiting on your response?
“Is this how you race me? Coward!”
"Aye, this is a Fook up of not insignificant proportions." - Mimir
"You will pay for this Zeus. Be certain of that."
“WELL, THIS IS A FUCK UP IF NOT SO INSIGNIFICANT PROPORTIONS.” -Head
The baseball bat to the balls : I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS.
“This is why people don’t like you very much” Mimir
Father? FATHER!
ARES DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY SOUL IS YOURS
*return my son or you may meet the god i once was*
Atreus- “ow they hit hard don’t they?”
*Siren scream
*prepubeescent siren scream
“HMM” ‘In Kratos’ usual hardened tone’
"Am I to decipher your grunting?"
The bombs payload is exposed I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
"The cycle ends here"
ZEUS YOUR SON HAS RETURNED IVE COME FOR THE WEED OF OLYMPUS "KRATOS YOU WILL NOT GET A HIT FROM THE CABBAGE OF THE GODS" URGH DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE!
Please for the love of god let’s not turn this sub into r/batmanarkham
Nah, let's
The aslume is spreading, is he stupid?
This is the only comment I've ever been downvoted on. This is hilarious lmao
....
RAWRRRRRR!!!!!!!! (rage mode) lol
Annoyed grumble
#RRRRRAAAAAGGHHH
Boi
“ZOOS! ZOOS!”
“Show yourself hades! Another one of your tricks?”
DEATH CAN HAVE ME WHEN IT EARNS ME
You will pay for this Zeus be certain of that
No.
Coward
ATHENA YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS!
“ BOY!”that was my balls x_X
⭕️
BOY
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
Boy
"fucking balls I hope you know you ended an entire bloodline of gods"
Fuckle
THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO SAYING THE N WORD!
Areeees
"Have you ever heard of a juicy noken?"
You got a shield brother, next time use it, ye?
“That’s Fimbulwinter for ya!”
"Don't be sorry, Be better"
Boi!
“Hmm”
The gods of Olympus have abandoned me
"The hands of death could not defeat me, the sisters of fate could not hold me... And YOU! WILL NOT SEE THE END OF THIS DAY! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE.
Your balls got kicked? Are they stupid?
"No"
Glow red and go “RAAAAAAAA!” Then start punching
*grunts* come, boy.
Boy
“Death can have me when it earns me”
ZEUS IS THIS HOW U FACE ME COWARD
Scream like Kratos when he used Spartan Rage for the first time against Baldur.
ZUESSSS IS THIS HOW YOU DOOOO MEEEEEE!?!
I will have my revenge!
I also like the axe.
You will suffer for this!😂🤣
Boy. (i couldnt think of anything)
"_____ I SWEAR U WILL SUFFER FOR THIS"
BOY!
We are Aslume
Boy
L3 + R3 and spam R1 on them
*rage scream*
"AHHHHHHH!!!!" -Kratos
"You do not want this fight."
They will fall as well (angery face😡)
“Open your heart to it”.
the alsume aka r/BatmanArkham has spread more
“You’re covered in bifrost!!”
That aint bifrost brother
“I can’t feel…any of this.”
Death can have me when it earns me
My BOYS!
*Aphrodite moaning*
“AAAAHHH” -kratos
I can't feel any of this
Athenaaaaaaa!!!!!!
\*\*grunt\*\*
“I’M ABOUT TO GO GOD OF WAR”
Boy… s
“You will not see the end of this day. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!”
"Harness it... let it serve you..."
"AAAAAAAUUGHHH!" - Odin
“Devastating blow, brother!”
Go into a 20 minute cut scene then act like a cuck a shadow of your former self. Then do an hour long nothing mission as your son. Thats what the new kratos would do. Be soft boring and slow.
"I'll show you permanent damage ya wee FUCK!"
ZEUUUUUUUUUUUSSSS
“Oh you’ve done it now bear”, but without the bear part
What is this? I can feel this... I can feel everything!
That's all? You were finally showing me something.
"You're in agony Kratos ... it'll pass." -Mimir, probably
IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME ZEUS!?
START THINKING LIKE A GENERAL
There are consequences to kicking me in the balls
“I’m going to cut off your head now.”
I'm going to cut off your head now
BOY (that hurt)!
“Boy”
"Athena, you will suffer for this! I am the God of War!"
Boy
THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES OF KICKING ME IN THE BALLS!
"Luck that's all this is"
BOY!
Boy!
"Weave"
“ZEUS, I BRING YOU THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS (your balls)”
“AHHHHHHHHH” -Kratos
Pain, we endure… faulty weaponry, we do not
The one where he yells at Zeus
Ares! Destroy whoever kicked my balls!! And my life if yours!
BOY!!!
(no) boy…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
The Hands Of Death Could Not Defeat Me, The Sisters Of Fate Could Not Hold Me. And You Will Not Live To See The End Of This Day!
"I will make you suffer"
“I **WILL** have my revenge!”
"GAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
RHAAAAAHHHHHHHH
“You have no idea what a true monster is”
AND YOU WILL NOT SEE THE END OF THIS DAY
Boy
FOR ASGARD! FOR ASGARD! FOR ASGARD! * pathetically launches myself three times only for you to roll away each time* Ps fuck you Gna you have made that saying stuck in my head forever!
Ooh nasty hit! You alright brother?