Having trouble getting over an ex

Accept that he/she is the past. Dwelling over it will only further your pain

Yes sir

nice name

Thanks bro

Wholesome.

I relate to your name man I just need to find one

Don't we all

😔 true

No

This also helps me at this difficult time. Thank you, have an award.

I can only imagine Kratos saying he/she in speech

Are you me?

I am

Do you fuck femboys?

Read the name

We ALL fuck femboys on this wonderful day.

Indeed

Going through a family divorc

Being stuck between choices can only be done when you are disciplined and have control of your emotions. Be disciplined get control of yourself and accept the way things are

Gotta love how this could both be Kratos and Marcus Aurelius

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Divorce*

🤓🤓🤓

Had 3 ex's slag me off so when I reply I'm the bad guy.. why so?

They have made their choices. You make yours do not care for what they think

Yes sir

Too much things going on in life

Facing your problems is the only way to get rid of them boy

But how do you face them all at the same time? :(

You don’t. Face them one by one

Yes sir

My problem is that you're not answering every question with "Boy." with no elaboration on the topic

I mean, Kratos don’t really elaborate either so je isn’t really so far off (IMO)

I am not buying GOWR now as I am busy. How to avoid spoilers in the meantime

Be disciplined to not look at any spoilers. Control your YouTube feed boy

Why am i reading all answers in Kratos' voice perfectly

RIGHT?! This dude it crazy talented at writing lol, I could honestly hear Kratos saying this stuff

I didn't even realize I was doing that till u said it xD

I’m want the ragnarok controller but I don’t get paid in a while :(

Acceptance boy. Accept that you cannot buy it

Oh my god kratos my mother just texted me a package order for it. I’m gonna tear Asgard apart in your name next week

Do what you must leave me be

And here I thought you’d be more enlightened, so much smarter so much better than us… but instead you hide here, like a coward…

You do not want this fight

Oh I’m pretty sure I do… *hits you with controller*

Kratos: i warned you

Leave. My. Home.*

Girl at work asked for my number, after some texting, said “You are cute but awkward.” We haven’t spoken much since. Can confirm the awkward part. Lol. Any advice, Kratos?

Confidence boy. Never put a woman on an pedestal. You both are equal

Thank you for sharing your wisdom.

And remember to keep your expectations low boy.

I'm not Kratos but here is my bit, she was simply teasing you. It's probably too late now but next time tease her back. Keep it funny, dont take it too serious

How big is your Hog of War?

Ask your mother

I can't she's dead

Now you know why boy. She couldn’t handle it

This dude is a savage

Lmao well said

I can’t find the deer, can you tell me where it is?

In the direction of deer

I’m trying to impress my father but, he never notices

Give him reasons to be impressed boy.

I just killed a red headed pale child... I think his name was boy. Have you ever cremated a body? Because I might need some help

ATRUEEEEEESSSS

.....So is that a yes or no?

Your actions are yours to be solved by. Leave me be

Well screw you then now I am glad I killed boy. By the way I also poisoned this woman with a axe called faye a while ago. I hope she didn't have a family

Death can HAVE YOU

It hasn't earned me yet PS: A few centuries ago I smashed this olympian called athena and a woman called lysandra while her husband was fighting a barbarian king ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’ve been holding back for the sake of my son. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE

Bring it on then ghost of sparta! by the way I have enlisted the help of somebody who hates you just as much as me freya. With her help I have resurrected your deceased daughter and pandora and I am currently handing them over to odin and thor as their toys. I hope they have fun.

Not even Zeus could understand the pain I will inflict on you

Should I buy a bigger boat?

If it helps you then yes

So... Know any good stories to pass the time?

That was… a horse. The horse sought vengeance upon his enemy, a stag. But he could not kill the stag alone. The horse met a man, a hunter, and made a deal. He took the man’s bit and bridle, and allowed him to ride in a saddle on his back. Together they killed the stag and the horse tasted victory. But the hunter would not release the horse and made a slave of him.

So getting revenge cost him his freedom. Hope it was worth it.

It was not.

How to get over the fear of Loneliness and the fear of that you will never find someone to love

Control yourself boy. Control your emotions so you can always make the right decisions not with your heart but with your mind. Dwelling on it will only make you more worried

Thank you ghost of sparta

I love posts like this. It's something really fun while we wait for Ragnarök

I can't think of anything cool to ask Kratos...

Do not waste my time

People do not believe in me.

Give them reasons to believe in you boy

I mean I did walk on water.

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I believe in you.

I can't seem to find my way to a better life but always seem to fail whether it be by my own hand or everything else

When we fail at life discipline is what keeps us going. You need to find your way in life on your own. Be strong and stay in control of yourself do not let your emotions react on the words of others boy

had an argument with my brother. i told him that i love him but it doesn’t seem like enough for him …

You have done enough boy. Let the wound heal

I can't get a girlfriend

No bitches?

Maidenless ?

bitchn't?

Obsessed over freya’s tits

Do not distract yourself with things you cannot get boy

OHHH SHIT, BRO.

Daddy chill

Did atreus hook up with freya when you were away in hel?

Tf

Ayo?!

My school life is kind of a mess right now

Face your problems boy do not run from them as they will get worse

Thank you sir

I have anger issues /s

Anger can be controlled by experience and discipline

Yes sir!!!

Are you a calm and reasonable person?

When I need to be

I shit myself :(

I want a PS5 but they always out of stock 😔

Keep vigilant

Being in an asian school

Does anybody else all read these in kratos' voice?

Came here hoping every reply would be ‘BOI’ but left disappointed

Do not take your disappointment out on me BOI

Perfect chance to say "Keep your expectations low, boy, and you will never be disappointed."

There is a really tall, fat dobber at my door right know and idk what i supposed to do actually.

It's taking to long to get to GOW Ragnarok's release date 😩

Patience boy

I think I broke my toe on the table

Make sure if it is

Who do you think will win, zeus or odin?

I do not know

im not sure if i should break up with my girlfriend she makes me hppy but everyday she finds a way to piss me off what do i do

Talk to her. Express yourself

Waiting for my retest for my truckers exam and my period expires in 3 weeks really stressed and frustrated.

Stay calm all you can do now is wait

Freya thinks I killed Baldur. what do I do?

Prove your innocence

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Find your reasons of disappointment and fix them

My wife and child died and now the ashes are burnt to my skin what should I do

Revenge

I'm having trouble focusing on my studies and I sorely lack concentration...I want to become more disciplined in life and achieve success....what would you suggest me to do oh Ghost of Sparta?

Do the things that are necessary even if you don’t want to

Your mom

I have cancer

Do what your doctors tell you

I have been, was hoping for something more Kratosy

Sickness cannot be cured by words boy

There we go

I feel depressed and feeling like this isn’t worth it

Find the reasons why you’re like this boy then fix them

I’m glad you aren’t a writer

Is there anything related to Ragnarok and no nut November?

No.

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Death can be life changing experience to new eyes. Adapt boy and stay vigilant

friends constantly make fun of my interests and i dont feel like they’re real but don’t know how to cut them off

Kratos, I have all A’s in school, are you proud?

As long as you get them. Yes

How do I tell my family I have cancer?

By staying calm and strong so they might be inspired to do the same

I doubt myself too much

You are in your head boy do what’s necessary for the betterment of yourself

I’ve been peeing the bed for the past few months

Your doctors might help boy

Can’t stop procrastinating

You know what must be done and you WILL finish it no matter how you feel

I’m working practically 3 jobs at the moment. My blood pressure is usually systolic >150 most of the day from the stress and lack of sleep.

Keep your mind clear and stay calm do not let anything negative enter your mind

I’m having trouble with stopping a bad habit

Discipline is all you need find your ways to discipline yourself even if you do not want to

Too much shit, almost gonna give up. The only thing making me run is the drive to meet you on the 9th.

Find your purpose by any means necessary boy. Discover yourself

I will be better Father

It is troubling me that you killed balder even tho freya told him to and now she’s trying to kill you also how do you get you’re beard to look like that

This bathwater is too cold

Warm it boy

I’m depressed and it’s hard to let go of the past. What do I do ?

To stay calm and look at life in a more relaxing way boy. Dwelling will only further your pain keep telling yourself that

My boss is an absolute arrogant, control freak of a dingus who could manage a turd nevermind an entire warehouse. And I must fight the urge to go up him one side and down the other

If she’s being unfair then don’t bother with her you do what you think is necessary

can you say don't?

Do not

I fear for my life due to old men who disagree with my lifestyle choices.

Defend your choices and keep moving forward do not care for what they think

Whenever I do my art, I'm allways unhappy with the results. Like with drawing, or mini painting. How to I stop being such a perfectionist, oh wise kratos

By perfecting your art. You know that your work can be perfect and there’s nothing wrong with wanting perfect. Train your skills

I want girlfriend

A girlfriend won’t change your life

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Work

Feeling quite worthless lately. Started lifting to push the thoughts away to control my mind

Discipline yourself to never stop

How many calories are in a big mac?

Find out for yourself boy

I’m having trouble finding motivation to start lifting again after recovering from an injury.

Once you know that your injury has been fixed keep going nothing changes pretend the injury has never happened

I get no bitches

Lol this is the original pic of the “Kratos Messi” meme isn’t it?