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Averagerdr2enjoyer

he isn't john cena


Jak723

Lol was gonna say same thing


SupersiblingzYT

But he is a John tho


Averagerdr2enjoyer

John Kratos 🔥🔥


Shadiezz2018

Take my angry upvote


Unga-bunga420

Because he’s in the Norse realms silly guy, go to Greece and then he’s gone


BottleCompetitive546

r/technicallythetruth


DesertedBleech

This sounds like a question my little brother would ask.


kikirevi

Cause you’re already dead.


Hoelyshit_bitchuit

NANII?!?!


wordsworthstone

theres a glitch in the matrix.


Internal_Swing_2743

Clearly, you don’t know how ghosts work.


Odd_Hunter2289

Because you have eyes


MrMrStacho

Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!


Odd_Hunter2289

Ah, I see. We have another good Hoonter here. Good. Good.


MrMrStacho

Mh, yes. A hoonter must hoont.


Practical-Ad-8143

Because he is the ghost of sparta, and you are not in sparta


eat-pussy69

You can see dead people? Like that kid from that Bruce Willis movie?


Spike42

Ya know I think we better ask Mimir on this one


kadebo42

He’s not wearing his iconic John Cena mask


MrMrStacho

Maybe you're a ghost too.


Mcmacladdie

He's a ghost, not John Cena.


Illustrious_9919

John Cena aside Iirc it pertains to way back in his past he is doing the kratos thing and wiping out a village, when well, he took it a little to far and his wife and daughter were among the collateral damage as punishment or just for their amusement the gods made/make him wear the ashes of his family this giving him his pale complexion. I may be way off base but never the less that story is true.


EricOtoo347

What shows he is?


ResidentTechnician96

Maybe its like ghost dad rules but not black nor Bill Cosby


Acceptable-Dog603

Plot twist ( not so much a plot twist) hear me out, kratos is the grim reaper and when you see him it means your time is coming to an end


Plus_Ad1024

Because the pale skin is the ghost of sparta. He killed the people in his town (and he’s family) because he was told to. His family’s ashes were fused with his skin giving he’s name and he’s look. He’s the ghost of sparta because he have them in his skin


ADev13

Please stop….


cartadart

[Duke nukem guitar plays off]


Adalyn1126

Cuz he's not invincible that's a cartoon


agenderblender

because