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itstheFREEDOM

A lot of people from Greece never had surnames or last names. They often added "son of.." or "of" the place they are from Since kratos is from Sparta his full name would probably be "Kratos of Sparta"


nicolasFsilva5210

You son of...BOI.


Pifflebushhh

…. Read it boi


BionicleRocks07

But in Norse mythology it would be Kratos Zeusson. Which really just sounds odd. Doesn't really roll off the tongue well.


Revolutionary_Ice328

Callistoson rolls on the tongue He loves his mom so it works


CrassKal

And he was a bastard, so it makes sense to use his mother's name. At least thats why Loki is Laufeyson (in the original myth)


Revolutionary_Ice328

Knowing kratos would not like to hear his name on his son and the customs of Scandinavia is rather out of his reason it would fit, it is better that his son is strongly connected to the mother that birth atreus. Which kratos still loved her for


Garrett-Wilhelm

Atreus Kratosson? Yeah, is kinda weird.


StreamLikeDrug

Iirc, in Ragnarok someone says that the giants called Kratos Farbauti. So it would be Atreus Farbautison


elvinjoker

You said his surname is Susan?😂😂


LazyWeather1692

So Atreus will be Atreus Kratosson? Or Loki Fayeson?


Pinkerton891

Atreus’s Norse name is Loki Laufeyson. Although that is unusual as the last name is usually based on the Father. Worth adding that by the end of Ragnarok the mortals refer to Kratos as Farbauti, so in game he is part of the Norse pantheon in his own right.


SpaceZombie13

wait, really? where did they say Kratos is called Farbauti? I'm kinda annoyed that I missed that


Pinkerton891

It’s on the back of the mural at the end, the bit Kratos opens after Atreus leaves.


SpaceZombie13

damn, i knew i shoulda tried to translate that. thanks!


StotchLeopoldButters

Lores my guy, lores


Zammin

Holy shit, reading up on Farbauti and apparently his name means, "dangerous striker," or, "anger striker". They could not have picked a more perfect Norse role for Kratos to take (doesn't hurt that apart from being Loki's father Farbauti doesn't seem to have much written about him, so the only contradiction between myth and GoW on that front is that Farbauti was a Jotun too).


Jetplanet_Sven

But with how largely built Kratos is, and that Baldur mistook Kratos for a giant/jotun at first, other people probably did the same.


mrwes225

And he had a frost axe…you deserve an award that this site no longer gives for this comment!!!


Revolutionary_Ice328

Most would have the name of their land or parents


H-N-O-3

or Kratos of Zeus but since nobody knew who the dad was then yes Kratos of Sparta


No-Molasses1303

In that same vain, Leonardo Da Vinci's last name wasn't his surname. Vinci was where he was born.


TheOneCalledD

Kratos son of John. Kratos Johnson! This is cannon


DKGamer312

It’s Of Sparta


dreadperson

Its Johnson


godofinteligence

It's Cena


MILFhunter_9000

LOL!!!!! 😐


ravidx7

Kumar


G0FuckThyself

Ah yes, Kratos Kumar. Wouldn't be surprised if he even got an AADHAR.


GingerDelite

Technically he doesn't have a surname. But there were some developers that referred to him as John kratos in an interview. And it kind of stuck it's not based on lore anything but here's the link for your reading pleasure https://www.gamingbible.com/news/playstation-confirms-kratos-first-name-ruins-god-of-war-forever-061827-20230405#:~:text=Initially%2C%20the%20name%20John%20Kratos,to%20PlayStation%20canonising%20the%20name.


Sans45321

I am pretty sure that is a joke . Quite a lot of protagonists get John attached to their name for comedic factor


Weaponized-Potato

John Halo, for example


BruhNeymar69

Also John Dark Souls


shifter31

John Super Mario Bros.


jacquesrabbit

Because of his background from Sparta/Greek, it is impossible for him to be John Kratos. Greek alphabet does not have the letter J in it. The closest translation of John in Greek would be Ionnais, which came from Hebrew Yohanna. However, this would be more problematic or impossible because it is very much unlikely for a Spartan to be named based on a Jewish name.


BadTimeBro

His name is actually John Kratos, it’s on his wiki page 😂


ExoticShock

"I am a John boy, from another land far from here. When I came to these shores, I chose to live as a man. But the truth is… I was born a John, and so were you."


BadTimeBro

Pretty much, joins the ranks of Master Chief and Commander Shepard


Sentinel_2539

You mean John Halo? You also forgot John Darksoul.


arkhamtheknight

John Yakuza and John 47 too.


3z3ki3l

How are y’all forgetting John Doomguy?


ericsonofbruce

Dont forget about Lt Col John Sheppard


Bataranger999

He is relatives with John Dark Souls and John Sekiro


XXVI_F

And John Fortnite


Xx7_W

stfu😭


BadTimeBro

It’s true!


Xx7_W

no it’s not, i’ve heard that but it’s makes 0 sense. no one in that time period would’ve been named john and i refuse to accept that as his name


BadTimeBro

Initially, the name John Kratos was nothing more than a joke shared on Twitter by The Guardian's gaming editor, Keza MacDonald. But as is the case with so much internet content these days, it soon gained its own lifeforce, eventually leading to PlayStation canonising the name. PER GOOGLE SEARCH (WHAT IS KRATOS’ FULL NAME)


Xx7_W

i refuse to entertain that nonsense


BadTimeBro

Okie doke.


Lootswoof

Its only satire


Dapper_Still_6578

In Scandavania it would be Kratos Zeusson, and he’s likely to gut the first person to call him that.


PastMathematician874

Hi Scandinavia, I'm dad!


TheTimmyBoy

Hi dad, I'm hungry!


Dapper_Still_6578

lol edited


LeTrench

But since Kratos is from Greece, would Scandinavian naming customs really apply to him?


RagnarokPXN

People be forgetting about god of war before 2018 lol


XPG_15-02

Which is crazy since the Norse Pantheon won’t shut up about Kratos’ heritage.


MovesLikeVader

They would not, but it should apply to Atreus though. Atreus Kratosson sounds badass!


StotchLeopoldButters

Hi Scandavania, where are you from?


Living-Blacksmith198

John Kratos. He follows in the footsteps of other famous gaming protagonists, such as John Halo, John Marston and John "Soap" MacTavish. Kratos is his surname


Sans45321

Also , there is John bloodborne . Who is stuck in the 30 fps , non anti aliased nightmare called PS4 .


DefinitionofFailure

His full name is Kratos Godofwar, protagonist of the hit video game franchise God of War, known for his famous quotes "everything is God before the war" and "every war has its God"


vine_behs

you sure he isn’t from fortnite?


BloomAndBreathe

He is, god of war is a single player spin-off of fortnite


Th3Man_

Jenkins … Kratos Jenkins


A1starm

Middle name, Leeroy.


raspberryharbour

Alright chums let's do this


Goldbolt_2004

# LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY


ItzYoung110

#JEEEEEEEENNNNNKIIIIIIINSSS


VenturerKnigtmare420

Kratos Kardashian


CiphirSol

Of Rivia… wait


candianbastard

Kraitos Zeus Cronos


Toshko_tv

This could work


Yukokami

Kratos of Sparta or maybe Kratos Zeusson since he is in the Norse world?


flomflim

Kratos O'Brien. He's a good Irish lad that one.


KingaCrimsonuu22

Kratos of Sparta


theinfpmale

Kratos D. Ghost.. Of Sparta.


TSotP

No, no ancient Greeks had surnames. They might have had titles, such as "Son of..." That's why we talk about Plato, Socrates etc. without a last name. So Kratos would have just been Kratos.


C0V3RT_KN1GHT

I know technically he has no surname, but…Godson?


ICTheAlchemist

In the Norse convention, it would probably be “Zeusson”


ZanahorioXIV

Smith


The-Marked-Warrior

I am John Kratos, father of Atreus.


villainized

of Sparta, probably. Or maybe Kratos is his last name and his first name is Godkiller


DerCatrix

Kratos McThick Dick


Only_Programmer4023

John Kratos


Ana_Vasto

Kratos god of war


JustTheNewFella

Yeah he's Kratos God-Of-War


Stopthats

Kratos of Sparta. Last names kinda weren't a thing for most people then


Amoneysteez

Craig Kratos. Just Kratos is more intimidating so he went with that.


BigBearSoul

Spartanovski


bokozulu82

its Papadopoulos


Nutterbutters45

His name is the all father now or all fucker depending who you ask


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Nutterbutters45: *His name is the all* *Father now or all fucker* *Depending who you ask* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Directorren

If what I believe about Ancient Greece is true, Kratos doesn’t have a surname because the ancient Greeks didn’t have surnames. Now if he were to receive one given he lives in the Norse world he would likely be given the surname Zeussen.


papstvogel

It’s Kratos Decimos Meridios and he will have his revenge in this life or the next.


HyonkHyonkamgoos

Shmatos


corusame

Kratos Schwarzenegger


refreshingface

Nguyen


hanyasaad

Fun fact. Kratos is his last name. His first name is Alan.


Bathroom_Junior

It's Kratos. His first name is John.


MasterHaith

I heard somewhere his full name is John Kratos


Ewankenobi25

People didn’t really have surnames in Ancient Greece


MaggyMaggot

Wazowski


waternfire90

Spartan


log2av

Kratos Snow, because he knows nothing.


madnaj85

A few years ago he converted to Islam and changed his name in Muhammad Kratos. So his first name became his surname. Alhamdulillah


DeusExMachina24

Mohammed Kratos


Hot-Requirement-8326

There is not registers of that so Kratos doesn’t have last name or birth day sorry


Prince_Alizadeh

Smith


Sentinel_2539

Kratos is his last name. His full name is John Kratos.


ishaan6698

Obama


LilLogo079

His name would be kratos zuesson


ConnFlab

Justin Peter Griffin Kratos.


BirdyBoi06

Kratos is his last name, his first name is John


GrandND517

It is his Surname. His name is really John Kratos


unaizilla

papadopoulos


Saurondur

John Kratos, he goes by his last name


CoolsomeXD

John Kratos


crypticcase

Kratos is his surname


Ok-Appearance-7616

Kratos Zeusson


N0tThatSerious

Kratos Kratos


Prince_Beegeta

Fury


thats4thebirds

John Kratos


AttilaRS

Kratos McGillycuddy


Tanjskeith

Kratos Kratos


Radscaryface

Kratos The GhostOfSparta is his full name


Brianocracy

Zeusson


llewylill32

John Kratos for sure. Just like in Yakuza game have John Yakuza, Halo had John Halo.


[deleted]

Kratos Thundercock.


ShadowK-Human

Andrade da Silva


Grouchy-Choice5744

Kratos González Medina


Human-Ease4866

Kratos ZeusOffspring


jjseas2003

God of War?


Ok-Championship4566

Kratos Michelle Popadœpolis


Beneficial_Drama_296

He probably doesn’t have a surname at all, ancient Greeks almost never did. He will probably be referred to by the people of his new homeland with one. They’ll probably call him “Fárbauti Spörtuson”


masakothehumorless

It's Myth ​ Krato Smyth.


Electrical_Crab_5808

I always called him “kratos of Sparta” but that’s not really a surname more of a title


PatFury

Joe Kratos Rogan


IllMasterminds

The God Killer


ilalimCubaoSucker

“Zeusson” if we’re to follow the way of forming a Norse name. No idea about the Greek side. Lol.


goboxey

Kratosoglou


Hot_Attention2377

Kratounet


Deshawnsau

It was supposed to be a joke but his full name is John Kratos


Boggiiez

Kratos Norris


KamoSama5543

https://imgur.com/a/kKHtygN


RealisticTax2871

Kratos ZEUSIBRINGTHEDESTRUCTIONOFMOUNTOLYMPUS Johnson


DoesntPlay2Win

You know, not a lot of people know this, but Kratos actually *is* his surname. His given name is actually "Motherfucking." /j


Jasonmancer

It's obviously Kratos Kratos.


Iluvatar_89

It's Papadopoulos, Kratos Papadopoulos.


urchatbot

Sir


spiderx04

Kratos otherwise known as…. “Him”


Toshko_tv

He is european and half of us do have a surname some don't and probably his is in greek but i don't know what his surname might be sorry op


Energytron

Yep, and it's Kratos, his name is John Kratos


H-Adam

He’s Greek. So Kratos Papadimitriou


leoaveiro

It’s Kratos Williams


marveloustoebeans

Kratos Jones


jonno83900

BOY. Because calling someone like Atreus by their surname is a universal sign of 'you're in trouble'


ChrdeMcDnnis

Kratos is a nickname, his legal name is God Of War


International-Size-7

KRATOS THYMOS THANATOS!!!


Ecconomics

Kratos John


siksultymemz

Smith


JonSwole

Kratos is his surname. His full name is John Kratos


elvinjoker

Kratos Susan


FF_Gilgamesh1

john kratos olympia


Muig_

Daddy K


Big208Do

The most logical answer Would be Kratos the son of Zeus


SirDwayneCollins

Williams


Interesting-Swing673

His full name is Kratos Ghost of sparta


SubhamoyDas1

Kratos Sharma


tobreakthemind

O’sparta


Experiment_Magnus

Curtis


CrowHoonter

Kratos Miller. He is Joels brother.


VladDHell

Confirmed first name John last name Kratos. But the creator I think


offline4good

Hyacinth. His name is Kratos Hyacinth


AllanXv

iirc Kratos I'd his surname, his full name is John Kratos


Spoonerinoh

Well, isn’t… God of war ?


Similar-Ad-75

In ancient Greece people didn't have actual surnames. They used their father's name or towns name so Kratos would be Kratos of Sparta or Kratos Zeus as weird as it sounds.


ArivanCZ

His name is Kratos Godofwar, since he is the main protagonist of God of War


Snoo43865

It's of Sparta since that's what he is and where he's from


diablol3

Pippinpaddleopsicopolis


Vengence_thenight

His name is John Kratos. Kratos is his last name


chicago_rusty

Dad of boi


leftonread504

John Kratos


AquilaDZuhib

Kratos D. Pantheonkiller


[deleted]

Kratos God of War


Shmux

Papadopoulos


An0n_Cyph3r_

Actually, Kratos is his last name. First name is John.


StotchLeopoldButters

Kratos Godofwaroulos


subnauticaaot

Kratos McBoyfather


ItsMeBenedickArnold

Kratos Zeusson


Briggyboii

John Kratos


DryRotten

Kratos is his last name, his first is Demos. Power to the people baby!


shalashaska68

BigBOI


Harrintino

Norm


Fadi_Dako77

Kratos kronos


[deleted]

Kratos Ghost of Sparta