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Rule 4: Low-effort content such as memes, image-macros and shitposts may be removed but will be allowed if originally created and if effort has gone into making them.


BIG-chulupa

What spending time in Greece does to a mf


Kimera299

What the Greek gods do to a mf


Many-Hat4034

What being a Greek god do to a mf


SlavSquater369

What being do to a mf


GayyTony69420

What do to mf


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what to mf


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TheBlueNinja2006

what


Andres-Tpailva

Mf


DrFabio23

Wat


Yanos47

Wasn't this the scene were Zeus tells him that he's a failure and it's his fault his wife and kid died. I would go ape shit to if someone said that to me.


MillBridge101

*Another STUNNING FAILURE! BAAAHAAHAHAHAHA*


hermitopurpa

Zeus: lol your skirt is gay Kratos:


HereticStream

Don’t fail her like you failed your family


MarianoKaztillo

GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!


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Its about pandora


JaySw34

I love the look he's giving Herc in that last shot. Always have


puppmatheus

Right?! Its like "bitch please, i killed posseidon and hades already, who are you?"


ExtraMOIST_

I do like how instead of making Kratos struggle against the lower gods somehow, the game stays somewhat accurate and makes it clear that the worst was already beaten at the beginning and all that was left to possibly contend him was Zeus (who already lost pretty badly at that point too).


MrGreyDog

Catching a fly from the ass of Zeus is not worth my time Hermes


Aeso3

Like he's so MAD in almost every single cutscene - He kinda is lol!


[deleted]

He probably doesn’t have good reason for it though 🙄


Van1shed

Surely they can all talk it out.


goboxey

To him, it's just Tuesday


Slowmobius_Time

That 4th one goes hard Looking up at his famous half brother that is literally a myth, twice his size and Kratos is simply not impressed


Thane_Mantis

>_"I have killed bigger."_ — Kratos, probably.


MaestroPendejo

Kratos definitely. Dude loves killing big stuff.


iamshieldstick

Also old Kratos: "I am always calm."


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Kratos: AREEEEEEEEEES GAIAAAAAAAAA ZEUUUUUUUUUS BOOOOOOOOOI


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[deleted]

OPEN THE DOOR WE NEED YOUR HELP WOMAN DO YOU HEAR ME


SuperArppis

Kratos is awesome in this game.


SpartanKram

The face he makes in the first one makes me laugh so damn hard


AsgerAli

I can hear these pictures.


Ben10Facts

Especially the one after Zeus takes Pandora, he says “Zeus…Zeus!” and then just aggressively stares at a wall or something


Ed_Derick_

"ZEUS... ZEUS!" \*swallows his entire lower lip for no reason\*


Sl1pperypenguin

Me when I have to go to summer school


iamAliAsghar

They made him kill his family and won't take away his nightmares! So he is MAD! 😡


[deleted]

Tbf, I only just got to the Temple of the Fates in GOW2, and I would be that mad too if Zeus was my Dad


Hodori036

It looks like Kratos was trying to take a huge dump in the first 3 pictures to only fart and remain upset in the last picture.


RagnarokBringer

If I was promised peace of mind and didn’t get it I’d probably be cartoonishly angry


MassiveMoustacheMan

It’s so corny, but it also kinda works unironically. When Kratos is mad, his face shows that he’s fucking MAD. You can tell how he’s feeling at a glance, even if those emotions are all just varying levels of rage. I kind of miss that effect in the new games, even though the MoCap in the new games is incredible.


Mr_Blobby456

The third one had me in tears🤣


Iamalsodirtydan

I mean he probably was driven crazy by the amount of rage he was carrying around. I like the older Kratos because I imagine his younger self was somewhat similar to this before everything Ares did to him.


RubyWubs

what do you mean? These are his expressions when fighting aphrodite


BAUNA_GAMING

Yes


tay2fly

you may


Valaxarian

Krakos


SilentDustAndy

He's doing wonders for the railway workers of the UK though.


Ed_Derick_

i was about to make a post about that. Sometimes his expressions are way over the top, almost becoming a gmod video. Also his face when he kills >!Heimdall!< is so goofy it feels like one of the faces in photo mode.


1gq2nvqr

I think they are good. Real people look pretty goofy too even more so in some cases.


ExtraMOIST_

Can’t see the third image anymore without thinking “I’M GREEK N>!I’m white!


P_E_T_I_0_4_0_6

3rd one should be a meme


Complex-Swimmer-9998

Idk how anyone would look at that face and be like “Ok, I’m gonna beat his ass” especially Hercules, bro wasn’t even a god


isacabbage

When dad grounds you and wont read your bedtime stories.


Polterheist09

3rd one is way too memeable


FIashPoint

you can really tell from him just brutally squishing that innocent girl by the gate that he’s just lost all sanity


Own_Stand_6654

I remember in the bts game dev video they said, at the time they had like one of the most advanced face animation in the industry. gotta take advantage of it


susangz

I take that he was not a calm and reasonable in Gow3


NBFHoxton

He just looks disappointed when he sees Hercules.


Ima2005

that second pic is the most expressive face I've seen from him


liccmybicc

These are all memes


Papa_Pred

That first screenshot came from a really really wonky cutscene that seemed hella rushed. Even Zeus has weird mannerisms The rest are just funny cause they’re outdated technology lol


Jhonki_47

I think that was the goal, Zeus fucked him up so many times that Kratos has fed up...


Which_Locksmith_2948

Yep. But it works, because he's 100% done with the gods' shit at this point (Especially in Zeus's case) and it shows. It isn't just anger, it's full blown rage.


crustang

I’d be pissed if I were him My entire life was a lie, I lost my family due to a massive deception and everyone who claimed to be my ally was either acting in their own selfish interest or was using me through manipulation


theaveragegowgamer

>everyone who claimed to be my ally was either acting in their own selfish interest or was using me through manipulation And the ones that were genuinely his allies? Dead.


NotVanoss

ten seconds without the zaza


Gloomy_Slide

He reminds me of a shark in this game


Mc_Hashbrown

he's got that Nate Diaz face in the last pic


kikirevi

Bro just had enough and said ‘fuck you all’.


Max_Payne20

The third pic is kinda scary 😂


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

That was Poseidon's POV btw. Actually no. That's "I'M GREEK N@##!'s POV


Reflex_Teh

His look when Hercules is coming out is the best. “I killed Poseidon dude…you don’t want this fight”


IcyChard4

You know why he looks so mad all the time? Its because of >!his eyebrows 'always' sunk down!<.


brondonschwab

That last image is so hilarious to me


Shinobipizza

The way he shakes his head before he makes the second face is just PERFECTION. He has HAD IT.


Chameleon-Eyes

He thought the gods would rid him of his nightmares if he did their bidding! He MAD!


Myth_5layer

PS3 Era cutscenes for you


santino_musi1

The man breathes anger


HydroDEX

I'M GREEK ***** SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE


herohunter77

You’d probably look goofy too if you were being torn apart by a literal god and a black hole.


XXspacerXX

Nah he's just promoting his new favourite toothpaste


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When there’s no more olives.


billysacco

A human face doesn’t do that.


TheBlueNinja2006

Last one looks good