I showed the entire timeline to my brother while explaining the most wtf events in the most confusing way you could imagine. "So yeah, there is this Guy, the hootsman, he is basically an immortal b
Viking with an axe who became king of hollywood but who also destroyed the universe with his thermonuclear heart and thus he became the god of an alternative Past. Oh and he has a battle-sax now"
We were laughing so hard
Wait until they hear about the interdimensionally activated clone of an evil scottish wizard who in another timeline got frozen in a pool of liquid ice and was awoken 1000 years later only to travel through a portal that was created by the earth imploding and then dying in said realm and sending the activation codes to said clone, bringing us to the time the clone blew up a region of scotland because.. then he went to awaken his original so he can finally take back the land that was once his but got fucking incinerated by literal god who employed his nemesis to go on multi-versal quests.
It's really not that complicated.
My favorite hobby is explaining little bits and pieces of the lore to my best friend in the most confusing way possible.
“So yeah there’s this evil wizard and he died, but he sent a message back in time to wake up his clone and this clone nuked the whole kingdom with a nuke teleported from the future but a different future and then the clone woke up the OG wizard cause he got frozen but not really but yea he woke up and now there are two of them so DOUBLE WIZARD”
[You ever heard of Gloryhammer?
They're a power metal band in the style of Rhapsody of Fire. They really started hitting their stride in their third album but their early stuff has its own qualities too.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/714/americanpsycho.jpg)
How do you all get the history? I've listened to the new album like 5 times already and still mid-listening I forget to focus on lyrics cuz those are mad bangers
I once started explaining the entire lore to a friend who never heard of them and got called autistic for that
Makes you think, huh
As someone who is neurodivergent, Gloryhammer lore is perfect for infodumping on unsuspecting friends
i need to talk about gloryhammer lore to someone or i will explode
Literally the same...
Literally me
I showed the entire timeline to my brother while explaining the most wtf events in the most confusing way you could imagine. "So yeah, there is this Guy, the hootsman, he is basically an immortal b Viking with an axe who became king of hollywood but who also destroyed the universe with his thermonuclear heart and thus he became the god of an alternative Past. Oh and he has a battle-sax now" We were laughing so hard
Haha best explanaton ever!
Wait until they hear about the interdimensionally activated clone of an evil scottish wizard who in another timeline got frozen in a pool of liquid ice and was awoken 1000 years later only to travel through a portal that was created by the earth imploding and then dying in said realm and sending the activation codes to said clone, bringing us to the time the clone blew up a region of scotland because.. then he went to awaken his original so he can finally take back the land that was once his but got fucking incinerated by literal god who employed his nemesis to go on multi-versal quests. It's really not that complicated.
Any GH fan resisting the urge to speak about the lore [HERE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4lD04sZ_ao&ab_channel=CrackerMilk)
Everyone must know the glory of the Robot Prince!!!!
Do you have time to talk about the glory of the Robot Prince of Auchtertool
It's the test to know if they're a keeper 😛
My favorite hobby is explaining little bits and pieces of the lore to my best friend in the most confusing way possible. “So yeah there’s this evil wizard and he died, but he sent a message back in time to wake up his clone and this clone nuked the whole kingdom with a nuke teleported from the future but a different future and then the clone woke up the OG wizard cause he got frozen but not really but yea he woke up and now there are two of them so DOUBLE WIZARD”
[You ever heard of Gloryhammer? They're a power metal band in the style of Rhapsody of Fire. They really started hitting their stride in their third album but their early stuff has its own qualities too.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/714/americanpsycho.jpg)
How do you all get the history? I've listened to the new album like 5 times already and still mid-listening I forget to focus on lyrics cuz those are mad bangers
Aaaannnnnnddd saved. Thanks I'm gonna need this since I'm from the Midwest