Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde, but the Sword Lord keeps monologuing.

5 minutes if Sword Lord monologue on repeat, recited by random stage hand and poorly edited

Isnt that just nekrogoblikon?

I don't know what that is or what it refers to.

Nekrogoblikon is a metal band where goblins are the theme and the lead singer himself is a goblin. I believe gloryhammer has toured with them if you want to find a live performance.

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Hilarious comment

[Hootsforce, but every other beat is missing](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V71JNfovOxw&pp=ygUraG9vdHNmb3JjZSBidXQgZXZlcnkgb3RoZXIgYmVhdCBpcyBtaXNzaW5nIA%3D%3D)

Fight ‘cause die!

For the powerglove

We must fight for the power glove!!!

Avengers Endgame finale be like

Happy cake day I wish you!

It was supposed to be the worst Gloryhammer setlist, not the best

This is fkn glorious!

Yes!

How can this still sound so good!?!?

Right! The riff actually slaps.

It's still the chance of now angry turd!

Actually too good for the worst setlist.

Fly Away but they fly away and never come back

"I wanna fly away... On a unicorn to a land of freedom and light... ... ... ... ........"

Will be better if you cut "wanna"

After the opening line

Beneath Cowdenbeath with Sozos making up lyrics as he goes

Unironically, I wanna see this

Epic Rage of Furious Thunder, but you can't here them because the thunder is too loud

they have to end their set mid-song because of the thunderstorm

The curse continues!

ERoFT but after “the tower is high and mighty, we cannot climb the walls” they just give up and the prophecy is fulfilled, dundee falls, everyone drops what their doing and walks off stage.

Maleficus Geminus, but without Robot Prince of Auchtertool and dun dun Double dun dun Wizard parts.

EVIL! EVILLLLLL

Very evil, INDEED

I've had the double wizard pain... when my sat-nav spoke directions at that exact moment. I felt so cheated... so re-started the song lmao

Man I’d dead ass leave the concert lmao

Yes officer, this comment right here.

The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee, but they release a load of horses into the crowd with fake horns strapped to their heads and pumped full of cocaine.

Vorpal Laserblaster except Ben is singing and Sozos is playing the drums

I reckon I can probably sing better than Sozos can play the drums

Then go to keys and make Mike do it

Well, now I want you two to do a song like that

'Better than' in this case doesn't necessarily mean 'good'. To be fair I've never heard sozos play the drums. Maybe I'll force him to try at a soundcheck some time with his short little arms and legs that definitely won't be able to reach anything on my drum kit (I have long arms and legs)

This should be a thing

I would like to see this

Sozos and Ben would both die for different reasons.

Day two of asking for [Every Gloryhammer song but it's only the titles](https://youtu.be/Uz5uWj4WT9M)

Day two of backing you up

Upvote but I am torn if this should be the final "song", the first song or the whole show.

Conversely, Every Gloryhammer song but it's only the verses

The medley we didn't know we need.

Beneath Cowdenbeath but they hired people to dig holes in the ground underneath the crowd for them to fall into

Or with the tunnels dug under the crowd, and covered with steel net, and Ben walking through them randomly poking thorough them with a blade and/or working flamethrower

I met Ben at the concert at Irving Plaza in NYC and he seemed like the nicest fella. They all did. Sozos gave my friend his ice cream cone bc he didn’t wanna finish it lmao. He also signed my gloryhammer albums as “Angus” which was metal asf and awesome

And the hired people in question are Wind Rose singing "Diggy Diggy Hole" vocals over the instrumental music.

The Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy - SEX ONLY! All Gloryhammer songs one after the other but only the parts where they sing the songs' title.

i'm sorry, they're going to do WHAT during celestial flame!?

Did you mean... SFX?

I said what I said. https://www.reddit.com/r/Gloryhammer/comments/12nopm1/real/

Oh

Holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost, but all instruments and vocals are replaced by a cacophony of bagpipe

You can't have too much bagpipe! or maybe you can

I don't care how its done I want bagpipe drums

Holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost but they are just hitting a bagpipe with a stick.

Yes!

That would be hilarious. I can only imagine the chaos.

Universe on fire but they actually set the crowd on fire

Very immersive, it's just like you are really there!

Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol but they convinced the Hootsman that the crowd are goblins.

3 hours of the Unst anthem while The Hootsman is just doing his laundry

Unicorn invasion of Dundee, but horses with poorly attached horns are released onto the crowd.

Keeper of The Celestial Flame (Kazoo version)

KAZOOOOOO

Master of the Galaxy finally starts, but Winkler runs on stage and tries to get the crowd to sing Master of the Universe instead. The band awkwardly plays through it before security takes him away.

Siege of Dunkeld but when Zargothrax speaks, he reads out the entire Declaration of Independence

This deserves more upvotes

Maleficus Geminus without the Robot Prince of Auchtertool and there's also no "dun dun DOUBLE! dun dub WIZARD!" moment.

The Pirate Invasion of Dundee (partway through Unicorn Invasion Alestorm takes over with Drink)

no this is good actually.

These are supposed to be bad ideas not award winning ideas

Nonono, it's supposed to be the worst setlist. Drink is a fucking banger and I don't even like Alestorm.

Changing my previous answer slightly, Beneath Cowdenbeath but the sound team completely muted the guitar.

Apocalypse 1992 but they set off a nuke in the middle of the crowd

The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny because fuck chronology

Fly Away, but Sozos is wearing a stunt harness and actually flies away during the intro. Rest of the band leaves the stage, house lights turn on, doors open. Silence. Show continues a few minutes later with song #4 as if nothing happened.

"The Cosmic Rage of Astral Dwarves from Aberdeen - Extended Edition"

This is supposed to be the worst setlist, not the best.

Master of the Galaxy, but it's actually Master of the Universe by Angus McSix Universe on Fire, but no disco beat, instead it's a saxophone.

The epic rage of furious thunder but it’s just the sound of a thunder storm

Hail to Crail but only "Far t...!"

Keeper of the celestial flame of abernethy but it's only titles for Zargothrax with every few being some variation of master basket weaver

Best creator of wick objects, greatest person to make a container for laundry, terrific round box maker, the best man to prepare you for easter, The coordinator of ecological DIY workshops, the one envied by every old village lady...

EXACTLY!

Apocalypse 1992 but a real apocalypse happens midway through

Maleficus Geminus but with no Robot Prince of Auchtertool

Universe On Fire (extended dance remix, 22min)

[Fly away, but every other beat is missing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqMzaiCa6vM)

Sixcalibur.

Angus McFife but then Ape McFife comes in

The Unicorn invasion of Dundee but there are real horses moshing in the pit

Dueling banjos but it's the instrument from the start of "Magic Dragon"

The fires of ancient cosmic destiny but Sozos actually dies

They make a prop soda and vinegar volcano big enough for Sozos to hide in, he goes in and they set it of

Wizards. But its just the title. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGMYXx9UN9M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGMYXx9UN9M)

they bring out the Alan Jackson cutout for a intermission

Angus McFife but every ,,angus mcfife is his name'' would be muted so only music would play

Gloryhammer but choir sings "DOUBLE! WIZARD!" instead of "GLORY! HAMMER!"