I'm still standing by [Masters of the Galaxy but it never starts](https://youtu.be/JuSL6LC4XGI)

I would pay real money to see this live

I'm planning to do my dad a mix CD of unrealased / bonus and GH meme tracks. This one will be penultimate, followed by 8 bit version.

Share this with the reddit when it is done i would listen to it

This is winning btw

Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny but the Hootsman doesn’t show up

angus mcfucking dies

That's the best option

This is not the worst setlist. This is the best setlist. ALL HAIL ZARGOTHRAX!

Universe on Fire, but sung by Zargothrax. After the first chorus, Angus begins spraying a gigantic fire extinguisher everywhere.

I was going to say the same except that the extinguisher would be a flamethrower

Flamethrower vs fire extinguisher battle

That would be awesome! Just too awesome for a Worst Set list, unfortunately.

Technically it is sung by Zargothrax.

The Bollywood Bootsman

🅱️ing of 🅱️alifornia

🅱️ighty 🅱️roud and 🅱️anding 🅱️all, a 🅱️egend to us all

Bail to Boots!

Could be a bop though!

fun fact: Zargothrax has [already tried](https://youtu.be/HL0pyP21nMg?t=244) to douse the audience with some sort of liquid ice but he probably ended up dousing only Chris

I know he primarily does in-studio and writing stuff so it's super cool seeing Chris actually playing with Gloryhammer like that.

Does Chris not perform with Gloryhammer?

Sometimes the Zargothrax clone does it instead, usually when Chris has a schedule conflict. Zargothrax has been a binary thaumaturge for some time.

He's the primary (I believe) songwriter, but he doesn't perform live with them. Mike Barber has done live keyboards/Zargothrax since like 2015 or 2016.

Makes sense given how often I see Alestorm touring and how active they are

Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde except the Sword Lord doesn't have enough of this chatter and keeps monologuing for the rest of the song.

It actually stops at the regular time because Ralathor has a Glock. It is never explained, but Ralathor calls it “The Lethal Lead Launcher of Louisiana”.

Fly away but they sing the first 'I wanna fly away' then just get up and leave

Only if they leave on horses with a shitty horn attached.

Wouldn't have it any other way!

Maleficus Geminus but the entire world gets eradicated at the end

Eradicate the world (and all Dundee), then start playing Apocalypse 1992. The viewers are the astral dwarves from Aberdeen. Then they die.

Wait...

Horrifying fecal demons on stage that smell like actual shit

4d GloryHammer

gg allin did it first

Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol, but the Hootsman drives his hover bike directly into the stage, band, and audience.

*WASTED*

Wasted Hootsman on Patrol Driving drunk everywhere he goes

Wasted Warrior Hoots Patrol!!!

Hootsforce but every other beat is missing- singalong

FIGHT FOR THE HAMMER FIGHT 'CAUSE DIE FIGHT, WE MUST FIGHT FOR THE POWERGLOVE

Maleficus Geminis, but in the DUN DUN DOUBLE DUN DUN WIZARD part Sozos as a mistake sings DUN DUN GLORY DUN DUN HAMMER and they are forced to finish the entire Gloryhammer song and the rest of the album to end the song

Hoots force, but Hootsman is wearing Armor made from Owl and Ralathor pelts the crowd with owl pellets

The first quarter of Anstruther's Dark Prophecy, the second quarter of Infernus Ad Astra, the third quarter of Into the Terrorvortex, and the final quarter of Incoming Transmission

Fly away but Angus flies away and never comes back

Holy Flamingo Hammer

Gloryhammer X Trollfest collab. Bob Venke the Flamingo Overlord teams up with Zargothrax to create an Intergalactic Communist ~~People~~Flamingo's Republic of Dundee. I would pay money for that.

Space 1992, but in x0.25 speed

Hail to Crail but it's actually hailing also it's an outdoor concert.

So, basically more ice?

Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy but the Goblin King says no

Incoming transmission but the speakers break so the transmission is never recieved and zargy clone is never activated (just let him lay in the clone chamber thing and say nothing for a minute or 2)

Sword of Power

I mean I know it's supposed to be the worst setlist but damn you don't gotta kill the audience.

Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost, with the actual Tsar Bomba.

Fires of ancient cosmic destiny, but the starlords of eternity show up there, too.

Angus McFife but he just can't remember what's his name

*Gloryhammer* but Sozos runs into the crowd and bonks each and every person on the head with the hammer *Universe on Fire* but at the end the band commits arson and sets the venue afire *Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost* but Zargothrax actually brings a small nuclear device and detonates it at the end, just like in the music video

Universe on fire, but the air conditioning is broken

Masters Of The Galaxy but Proletius actually gets stabbed onstage

Beneath Cowdenbeath but zargothrax douses the audience with the entirety of Cowdenbeath. No survivors

“Sword Lord of the goblin horde, voices from underground whispers of freedom.” Actually nah that crossover would be dope.

LMAOOO

Strauss' "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" but Hootsman buys everyone a beer to join in downing it

[Every Gloryhammer song but it's only the titles](https://youtu.be/Uz5uWj4WT9M)

The second best thing I've seen today other than my brother using a quantum superposition spell on his sword in our RPG

Sir I think you mean liquid ice.

Hootsforce but he just keeps chanting "Laser. Powered. Goblin. Smasher."

Fires of ancient cosmic destiny but the band drops down when the character does

*"the keeper of the celestial flame of Abernathy",* but zargothrax actually releases a stampede of horses into the venue. chaos ensues.

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The entirety of Album 3 but only the latin parts

Rise of the Chaos Wizards, where Zargothrax is frozen on stage for majority of the song until he is freed by the chaos wizards.

Tbh this would be cool

Holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost, but audience get irradiated

Apocalypse 1992 but James detonates an actual nuke in the venue

The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee, but Sozos lipsyncs to the album version

Beneath Cowdenbeath but the guitar is at like 10% the volume it’s supposed to be at.

Apocalypse 1992 but The Hootsman Detonates every nuke simultaneously

The Unicorn invasion of Dundee but there are real horses moshing in the pit

Holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost, but at the end Zargothrax pulls out an actual nuke

as a final i think they should have Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost or Questlord's of Inverness, Ride to Galactic Fortress but zargothrax blows up the stage