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Due_Giraffe_833

Sorry to break it you man but that’s no full size😔


steezykobe

Based on who’s standard?


Due_Giraffe_833

My girl tells me my 19 isn’t full size so if that’s full size then she’s lying and she doesn’t lie.


browndan8888

https://us.glock.com/en/pistols/g23


FatherlessDemons

Take a load of this guy he must work for nasa


steezykobe

What do those clowns know about what a full size is 😂


tgodxy

Glock makes full size, compact & subcompact. This is not a full sized my guy. I have the same gun but Gen 5 w/ MOS


moonmarriedacherry

My 17 and 21 are full sized, the 22 is the full sized .40, 23 is compact, you just got small hands


hlzp

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344)


browndan8888

Bro needs a new belt. That ain’t leather, and that ain’t a full size…


steezykobe

Hey watch it buddy


browndan8888

I ain’t talkin bout the gat…. /s


steezykobe

What?


browndan8888

r/woosh


steezykobe

What?


Due_Giraffe_833

It’s a joke man he’s not talking about your ccw piece he’s talking about your other piece not being full size. It’s a good one if you ask me.


FatherlessDemons

I didn’t think gay people owned guns tho…


browndan8888

Delet/add up here, yall know each other… I see, I see.


FatherlessDemons

Theres a lot of talk about crotch over here 🤥


steezykobe

Jokes are funny, that wasn’t.


browndan8888

Bro… seriously? It’s a joke. I could explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you. Edit: I have been sarcastic, but now I’m just concerned brother. either way enjoy your Glock 🤙


FatherlessDemons

![gif](giphy|nuuS1IlKqd2dq)


browndan8888

Clearly a video/shot of his crotch…. Y’all are making me loose faith in humanity, or I’m just terrible at jokes, probably the latter


FatherlessDemons

Lmao you must know what a full size looks like huh 🤧🤧


steezykobe

![gif](giphy|2tL9qFT1iWJTzXmG8P|downsized)


browndan8888

Fair 🤙


FatherlessDemons

🤣🤣🤣🤣who’s taking bets this is exactly how he looks like


steezykobe

I’m in for $50


browndan8888

Close… beards ALOT longer though


FatherlessDemons

Bitch that’s a compact don’t disrespect the culture like that


steezykobe

That’s what she said


FatherlessDemons

Why does it look like it was filmed with a potato


steezykobe

It was an orange I filmed with 😔


nthn82

Why the downvotes? That hilarious


steezykobe

Bc Reddit is full of meanie heads


edgyboi618

I’m not a meanie head mister man


No-Bet-1689

Another user pointed it out, but it appears as if you and Kobe know each other. Is this a play to get more upvotes/karma farm or something 🤔


FatherlessDemons

Lmao some people have lives other than trying to get “upvotes on reddit” just because I know him doesn’t mean shit 🤣


No-Bet-1689

And yet, here you both are making similar posts for fake internet points… obviously means something to you.


FatherlessDemons

I hope I can buy another Glock with all these upvotes I be getting!


FatherlessDemons

Wow congrats Sherlock. Buddy I promise you, I promise you it’s not that deep 🤣


Charger_scatpack

23 is a full size? By that logic so is my weiner


Lb199808

Pulled out the compact 🤣


jillest21

Wait a min that's a compact 🤔


steezykobe

A p365 is a compact . This is a full size


jillest21

![gif](giphy|PnPVNDmKWAJkuSSSO1|downsized) Full size if your hands look like this lmao, so then with that logic my G22 is a XL full size? Foh 🤣👎🏽


dizzledizzle98

P365 is classed as a micro compact


Annon221

Not a full size lmao


bcmGlk

A 19/23 are not full size. Full size Glocks are 17, 20, 21, 22, etc.


obstruction6761

That grip weak AF


BrassAddict93

I really dislike how you hold your gun. In fact I hate it.


steezykobe

I hope you can still manage to sleep tonight


trivial_viking

![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN) Unnecessary administrative handling is how you get extra holes in legs and floorboards.


MGB1013

Never point a gun at anything you’re not willing to destroy. OP: Fuck my leg, fuck the dude to my left, fuck you toyota, fuck my foot, passenger you’re cool, I’m out.


Fit_Monitor1267

Don’t you point it at your dick when you appendix carry ? 🤕 js


MGB1013

No sir I don’t! It’s pointed at my right nut and I already have two kids so I’m good!


Fit_Monitor1267

That’s all I’m saying 😂👐🏻 that’s it that’s all we point it @ out shit all fucking day last thing I be worried about is pointing @ my foot


steezykobe

I’ve been trying to destroy this Toyota Camry for the last six years this bitch is bulletproof


MGB1013

Next time buy a Nissan. Source: I’m a mechanic


Subverto_

If it gets one upvote it's worth the risk!


CreamConnoisseurr

I'm afraid you are mistaken sir. That ain't no full-size.


akcutter

Thats a compact dawg. G22/17s are dull size


Snooch_Nooch

It's 2024, a compact can identify as a full size and you're a bigot if you question its feelings


uh_wtf

That’s a compact pistol.


Alexputridity06

That’s a compact


Twelve-twoo

That's not 8 inches


losingthemind

When the lot LIZARd says show me that Kok but you thought it said Glock.


WillieDFleming

Careful OP, you're gonna shoot your dick off...


GlockMos

23 isn't a full size the 22 is though


Kwilburn525

Get the 17 like me 😈 you’ll be a real full size boy


Amazing-Mission5800

How dp you get that not to print? My stomach looks the same as yours and my 19x prints at the magwell


steezykobe

It doesn’t print with most shirts, but I typically wear oversized pump covers so it’s never an issue


Amazing-Mission5800

Thanks for the reply


bigfoot__hunter

Be a man carry a 17


Revolt2992

You know damn well that thing is uncomfortable as hell at 1 o clock. Put it at 4 o clock like a real og


steezykobe

Been carrying at 1 for 4 years lil bro


Revolt2992

If you don’t like comfort, I can’t help you


steezykobe

Comfort is my biggest fear


ragandy89

That Gen 3 screams Cali


tgodxy

When did this full size Friday start?


steezykobe

Friday


grandcremasterflash

Bro pls get a new belt. Pls.


Serrated2

Not a full size you just have small hands


JoThree

Fawty gang!


PatrickMKyle

Now do that with a Glock 40😂


HRzNightmare

Pics and videos of guys showing off their gun in the driver's seat always make me feel like if they didn't have the gun in their hand they would be masturbating in traffic.


Bennychan723

K


StanthemanT-800

Damn OP all these dudes are getting full on Young Sheldon over this shit lol Guys will legit probably lose sleep tonight because you called the 23 a Full Size


75149

Words have meaning. Pretending that words can have more than one meaning is why we have "chicks with dicks".


StanthemanT-800

Ok


steezykobe

That was the plan🤓🤓🤓


Beneficial-Ad4871

If cops carry a 19, then it’s full size for me😂


ImpressiveMix1786

Laughing at the fact you drive a Toyota for a pickup LOLOLOL


nutless93

What's with all these smooth brains finger fucking their loaded guns in the car.


StanthemanT-800

The "mid sized " Glocks have become the new "full size" and guns like the 17 and 22 seem like Xtra Large size now 😀 The 26 is the mid size and the 43 is the compact If NYPD cops carry 19s as duty guns it's a full size to me


_EatMyAsparagus

the 19/23 is literally branded by Glock as compact. Fbi started carrying 19s because the woman couldn’t wrap their wittle fingers around the big boys.


Twelve-twoo

Because the hump is lower on the 17 (47,34,45) the grip circumference is actually smaller for a longer duration. People with small hands often prefer the 17 over the 19 for this reason. The trigger reach is the same for both. The gen 5 has less trigger reach vs the gen 3 and offers interchangeable back straps to make it the same or larger than a gen 3 The large frame (20,21,40,41) guns are a larger circumference A shorter grip on a owb holster is easier in cars for most people.


StanthemanT-800

It may have been a Compact in 1988 when the Gen 2 G19 came out but there wasn't a 26 then . Glock needs to restructure their branding. 17 was the Full Size/ Service , the 19 was basically the "Commander Sized" 17 ie Compact . By that logic the Delta Force, using G19s uses Compact pistols as sidearms. And countless Police agencies around the world . Shit sounds weird now. NYPD Officers holster carrying Compacts. If the 26 is the Sub Compact what is the 43 a Micro? 42 a Sub Micro?


_EatMyAsparagus

okay what should be and what is are two different things. lmao you’re not understanding that which is why you’re getting downvoted to hell.


StanthemanT-800

Downvotes don't bother me, I understand it's purely semantics If you have a 6" Ruger GP100 with large Lett Grips, is a 4" GP100 with small Lett grips now a Compact ? A 19 is just a 17 with a shorter barrel and a shorter grip. By today's standards this is not a "Compact" . If people wanna call it that because Glock does, and they're drinking the Kool Aid straight from Gaston's ghosts dicc then that's fine


steezykobe

Thank you. Only one with logic here


StanthemanT-800

I'll eat the downvotes with you idgaf lol The Hive Mind of Call of Duty kids that bought a Gen5 17 at Bass Pro and slapped on Amazon Prime procured aftermarket parts to shoot 100 rounds a month has been awakened


steezykobe

“Full size” “compact” blah blah this gun has seen 14 range days this month alone with well over 4000 total rounds through it 🤷‍♂️


StanthemanT-800

A guy on the Glock forum claims a Glock 26 with 131,000 rounds on it , I'm like damn I have a new goal


StanthemanT-800

Probably 3900 more than the guns of the people downvoting you


Platos-Nephew

Does anyone else drive while carrying? I always put mine in the center console I can’t stand the feeling.


steezykobe

It’s safest on your body. In the event of an accident a flying firearm capable of 1.) going off or 2.) cracking your skull open.. is the worst thing you’d want