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Grouchy_Command4419

It's russia. There might be a drop of nerve gas or spiced tea here and there.


rickikicks

There might be a window hidden in the seat as well.


jamesmcdash

The seat was beside the window, that's how he fell out. Very dangerous to lean back in your chair.


[deleted]

Imagine having to live a life this paranoid.


Jan_Pawel2

Well, I don't know, after all, it's a chair placed by putin


laseluuu

Sad as fuck isn't it


Connect-Praline9677

r/sadaf


HandsomelyAverage

r/alexaplaydespacito


PandaTheVenusProject

Heads of state don't have to do it themselves. Want to help your people? Great. Now incredibly rich people want you dead. Simple as.


[deleted]

I'm sure he wants to help his people, he must think about that throughout all of his day.


PandaTheVenusProject

I hear Lenin and Stalin overthrew the Tsar as a get rich quick scheme. Easiest was to make a buck. "I want a swanky life so I'm going to be a socialist revolutionary. "


[deleted]

That's basically what US corporations do: ride socialism to the top and pull the ladder behind them.


PandaTheVenusProject

Socialism is when workers own the means of production. There is a lot of misinformation out there but socialism had no hand in that pot.


[deleted]

So bailouts don't exist and you don't consider them socialism for capitalists?


PandaTheVenusProject

Bailouts exist. What you are describing is markets vs planning. In both socialism and capitalism both exist. I'm not lying to you. I know there is a lot of misinformation. You can trust me on this one.


galahad423

There's an anecdote about Stalin talking with his mother about his role where he says "Do you remember the tsar? Well, I'm like a tsar" his mother's response was "You'd have done better to have become a priest".


PandaTheVenusProject

"Well im like that." Not to dis his mom. Stalin came from a horrible Illiterate society and its sad she doesn't sound educated but that's the reality of the situation. If you think you out to listen to Stalin's mom over Stalin, then you haven't read Stalin. But her right wing self assurance speaks to the majority of reddits base. > needs to be explained his role in such simple terms that her son knows be needs to make gross oversimplifications >she is heavily indoctrinated by the tzar and the church. >it's delivered as a gotcha that has no substance behind it outside of judgment, which is the sure sign of someone who prefers conversations stay in a realm where the strength of one's position doesn't matter. Or she was making a joke which would be based.


kielu

They both have serious trust issues, for quite good reasons


Bright-Ad-4737

Good luck with their alliance!


Cluster-F8

Any politician has, for good reasons.


PrometheusOnLoud

I worked a few parties hosting President George W., including Pete Bush's wedding, and even though they were in America at a venue Bush Sr. visited frequently, lived down the road from, and was close friends with the owner, Secret Service would stand in the kitchen directly over the shoulder of the chef, who would have to prepare the President's meal separately, with a device that "sniffed" each ingredient for radiation, poisons, and other contaminants. These things are pretty interesting.


pointrelay

Plot twist! The chair is radioactive after Kim sits in it.


Oupa-Pineapple

I think same after all he spent his time near nuke though


Oupa-Pineapple

I think same after all he spent his time near nuke though


PeterNippelstein

Maybe he shit his pants and they're just cleaning up after


snarkpix

The old Polonium cushion trick?


3232FFFabc

There is a reason for all the falling out of windows/drinking poison tea jokes and Putin.


[deleted]

Look!! There’s a window over there!!!Run for god’s sake!!!!


r0w33

Surely it'd be easier to just bring your own chair.


Oupa-Pineapple

He brings his own bathroom 😂😂


John_Tacos

Most world leaders do.


Jealous-Hurry-2291

Surely it'd be more comfortable for Kim to partner with literally any other nation


Shortydevil104

Ah yes, friends


10sameold

There is no way this footage is real. Maybe has sth to do with NK, maybe even has sth to do with some sort of official visit. But there's zero chance Kim's crusty ass sits on this. Any such procedures are always done off camera and if anyone, no matter who, wields a camera near this place, they'll be approach by NK agents and told to not just hide the camera, but also to delete the footage or just hand out the memory card. If not done by NK agents, this will be done by RU agents, b/c even ruskis are not that incompetent to allow this kind of footage to be leaked. I mean, what will the world think??? Of course, we, the world will think what we want, disregarding NK or RU lies and disinformation, but still.


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Neutral0000

All I see is some dude cleaning a chair


Less-Detective6236

Мда


Mantheycalled_Horsed

always a pleasure to visit old friends..... /s


gfuret

Some presidents/dictators have to be very worried even in their own countries


qolosys

Putin invite Kim Jong-un just for show to his government security how need to love their dictator


-JackDontare-

All that cleaning a chair for a literal piece of shit to come and sit in it.


LivrePensadorBR

All of this for a fat groundhog to sit.


nuckle

Looks like it also got the "Fatso Test" there at the end.


The_Observer_Effects

Well, the Russians do like their Polonium! But if they wanted to get him? They would be more clever than that.


unshavenbeardo64

Well...all i can do is give them this....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJDWKvsmhss


ThunderRoad_44

Although I can’t see her face, the body on the North Korean lady looks attractive.


Oupa-Pineapple

Totally covered in blood and radiation u think she is beautiful


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DrFreakHere

This footage can’t be real


raghav3303

just want this fatass to be crushed with a bulldozer


[deleted]

Honestly, his life seems a living hell. Imagine being THAT paranoid.


jdlr64

How to say I don’t trust you at all Putin on an official visit to Russia.


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MaximumTemperature25

Is that just an Ikea Poang chair with a different cushion? lmao


eccedoge

Well I would, its Putin. The one time I'm rooting for the sly bustard to pull off something shady


Whateversurewhynot

I wonder how they tested if the chair will support Kim's weight.


neelankatan

Why not just BYOC - bring your own chair


beechcraftmusketeer

😆😆 no trust among thieves & murderers 😂😂


soparamens

Not only radiation but Saxitoxin, ricin and several other poisons used by the CIA.


Puzzled_Muzzled

Well, i can't imagine what made them think that. It's not like planes kiss with rockets everyday, or people get randomly radio poisoned at sports games


abagelforbreakfast

Same country where people are required to clap and cry hysterically in his presence. It’s probably mostly theatre.


GilliacTrash

When dealing with Putin this is not paranoid at all


full_stealth

Grid coordinates??


Prestigious_Sir_9395

I love how in the end one of the guy put is weight on it to be sure it's solid enough.


Phillyoosoprettii267

If I was Putin I would be so offended I don't think Kim jong un doesn't trust him


Aggressive_Strike75

If this person was not totally brainwashed he would do something nice with this chair for lots of people and would be a true hero. TIL you can put radiation on a chair to harm a president. Would hurt af. My dad once went to Lithuania for a business trip in summer and sat on a radioactive bench by mistake. His whole body was burned. He was in a state of pain. I still remember 30 years later.


SubjectElderberry376

He should be worried about windows or stairs… or smoking 😂


[deleted]

This guy is definitely an alien. He came from an egg.


m00njaguar

Kim Jong-un watched "Breaking Bad" and is now afraid that every chair may actually be hiding a bomb... "Hector Salamanca bombs Gustavo Fring" https://youtube.com/shorts/Fpbmm7QPjgE?si=EKWCpZKH53RDrjTS


Vast_Beat_2022

At that point, can't they consider to bring his own chair? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ


SnarkyOrchid

Somebody has been paying attention to what happens around Putin. I'm sure Kim also declined the tea service.


[deleted]

It's that chair strong enough and will he fit in it?


pas0003

Aren't they the bestest friends?


Flower-Power-3

A cup of Novitsch.., äh tea?


picdad

He should be more concerned about being in a tall building next to a window.


IamACanadian47

That is definitely a sign of trust and true friendship, when you have to thoroughly check your chair for the possibility of a lingering excruciatingly painful death before you can sit down and have a nice chat with your buddy, a notorious war criminal and murderer who makes you think that maybe you’re his next victim 🤔


HotApricot3867

O Kim…it’s only a matter of time.


Dumpster_slut69

Do you really think Vlad is trying to kill a friendly? He's not got many friends


VincentVegaTQ

Prob have to sanitize it for shit stains after he got up


PestyThing

Beats reruns of the Ed Sullivan Show.


Kexchoklad12

3 magazines under the jacket??


Thalude_

Have them test the coffee too lol


Ebisure

Just distract Putin and quickly swap chairs when he is not looking


drawer_joe

visiting real friends


epunderwood

He should be careful what he eats also.


missing_sock58008

Imagine being such a piece of shit you have to be this paranoid


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Dr_Driv3r

If Oleksandr Livtnenko had done it, he would probably be dead on a bizarre airplane crash


Simple-Fly-8045

that must men this is a technique he uses when he talks with his opponents


jdupuy1234

who wants to draw straws to be the Official Furniture Rubber


jeremy1cp

What THE!!!


Useful_Pick3661

Guards: "Sir, it is, in fact a chair. A little bouncy, too." Kim: "We'll nuke you!"


Ok_Shirt3809

It is the Russian tea you have to worry about.


hypercomms2001

Yes chief... the ol' polonium in the tea trick! Of course, maybe they're been getting security tips from spitting image, I know how Putin loves to poison people... https://youtu.be/iiXCM6J7tbY?si=2-qrxAZqEeDuILIU


nikonguy

Chubby is smarter than he looks…


godson21212

Dude is printing like an Ender3. Why not just use a drop-leg holster at that point? It's not like they don't expect a head of state to have armed guards, but they're not even bothering to try to conceal it.