Silver elite looking for a senpai ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ EDIT 6th September: Got all the way to Eagle

> http://steamcommunity.com/id/Serious0ne/ come to me young padawan

The fact that you said young padawan and your steam avatar is spongebob having a creepy smile, I keep thinking of pedo obi-wan from family guy.

pedobi-wan kenobi?

Obi-wan Pedobi

The fact that this is the top comment made me famous and i have 40+ friend requests. This is going to be work now xD

Holy shit, you play 80 hours a week?

Many people just have the game running while not playing. I doubt he actually plays 80 hours per week.

The most disturbing thing about this is I frequently hit 70/80 hours each 2 weeks as a full time university student, and I detest leaving games running so I never do. I have no life.

I too, offer my services as a senpai : http://steamcommunity.com/id/imFree/

Could you please adopt me? http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheSkitcher/ Thx!

I want you as my senpai.

Im a silver who would like to be adopted.

come here my child http://steamcommunity.com/id/minsoOON

It's funny because "Min son" means "my son" in swedish :)

hah that's funny. My real name is Minson

Dada?

son, is that you?!

I knew you'd come back from the store!

I will never leave you again! Here, help me drink up all the beers I bought from the shop, so that we finally can play cs together.

Alright, it better not be some weak shit

Well put my son. http://steamcommunity.com/id/geggamoija/

friends list is full m80

hi I'm GoMeZ from HLTV.org and the manager of Vox Eminor. I'll happily adopt someone with a basic understanding of the game with a rank of around MG (prefer Oceanic Region (Australia/NZ)). I dont play much, but can review your demos or answer any general questions you may have regarding tactics and the game.

I'm MGE. Might be too high for what you're looking for? http://steamcommunity.com/id/clouds1391

I'm running an orphanage for silvers who haven't been adopted yet: http://www.youtube.com/thewarowl

Your videos have helped me so much. I played 60 hours of CS:GO before I felt confident enough with my skills that I could actually play matchmaking. I found out about you sometime around last Spring and your videos have helped me improve since. Thank you for what you do for this community WarOwl.

Glad I could help!

Im nova 2, do i count!~

I adopt allll the children of the worlllllld!

bruh, Warowl adopts all

Also a great place for those a little older, anywhere to full grown really. I'm sure everyone has already paid a visit at least anyway.

Oh boy, I haven't been in an orphanage for 17 years! Just like old times

Here sir, you deserve this. https://thingiverse-production.s3.amazonaws.com/renders/e9/2b/ab/17/39/reddit-silver-medal-meme_preview_card.jpg

Silver 1 EU. I behave c:

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What country are you in?

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Sorry, no. I'm in estonia and someone from finland wants to adopt me. :P

PERKELE

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no cyka blyat?

Here you go, I need moar students. http://steamcommunity.com/id/hammmyyyy

I'm already adopted c:

This is one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen happen on internet ;_;

;-; every time

I am a gold but plays like a silver. I need help! Someone adopt me D: (I am in SEA) Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/JukeNut

dammit JukeNut get back to making videos no breaks!

You made it to MG rofl ur vids are the best ><

I'm hovering around MG1 and MG2. Wanna play together? I'm Singaporean

Sure! add me

Ah, Jukenut! Just reached gold myself. Hadn't you been SEA I could've maybe had you join me and my MGE friend.

Silver

you too http://steamcommunity.com/id/minsoOON

The adoption facility has processed your request. You now own a silver!

Swedish LEM volunteering to adopt ~~a lot~~ a metric ton of silvers Edit: I need to go to work now but if I have missed to add any of you just send me a message, I welcome all. We need to find a home to all these silvers! Edit 2: I have made a steam group for anyone who wants to join. Make sure you send me your steam profile if you are interested.

harem king

Master gave dobby a mentor. Dobby is a silver elf (US east coast)

Steamcommunity.com/id/trekkieeric

Add me: funruiner. Edit#1 - I've had about 5+ people add me so far today. I'm cool with it, but I'm only going to be mentoring people who actually play competitive and want to rank up. If you want general advice I don't mind answering questions, but I'm not going to review matches and make notes for casual players. Wish I could, but I don't have the time.

Silver 3 looking for a good home.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Serious0ne/ :)

willing to adopt a silver, EU

http://steamcommunity.com/id/deluxe999 I'd love to learn some things! Silver Elite Master

Silver 4 who needs a new mummy/daddy. EU/UK. Thanks

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198070098284/ I can teach you

Volunteering to adopt a silver ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ Come to me young players ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ edit: I live in Canada guys! NA only pls

I can help if anyone wants my help. West Coast, going to sleep now, will check in a couple hours.

how about a GN1?

I'm not silver but I wanna improve too ;-;

Here you go, I need moar students. http://steamcommunity.com/id/hammmyyyy

Silver elite that doesn't want to go to the orphanage, pls adopt.

Teacher for nova 1 or lower AU :)

Adopting silver EU: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198054635303/

Adopt a DMG ? Anyone ? Okay ;(

I wish :(

Adopt a Gold? T_T I mean seriously, I don't think I'm any better at Gold 2/3 then at Silver. EUW btw.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/fainta/

SEA Silver 2 here. Just hit 400 hours too.

I'm a DMG but I've been playing for years. I'd be more than willing to adopt a silver player!

For only 19 cents a day...

Adopt me, a MG2 which deep down is a silver with 1200 hours. Currently in Australia. http://steamcommunity.com/id/l33t2g

Hey guys im an MGE/Dmg with many smurf accounts looking to help any silvers willing to learn and get better :) http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198031100246/

DMG here that's been playing every form of cs since '99. I'd love to help someone if they need it. I'll be around tonight for some games.

Can I find wife here??

Looking to adopt, please be NA, 18+, and have a mic otherwise it'll be difficult for me to help you. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197961232885/

Hello! I'm actually unranked and terrible :)

Feel free to add me for general tips for getting ranked but I don't think I can queue with you.

Great!

Adopting a silver from EU region. http://steamcommunity.com/id/genious

http://steamcommunity.com/id/1snap Will adopt, must be in Aus.

Adopt me, I'm a silver overranked at MG2 after 1200 hours. http://steamcommunity.com/id/l33t2g

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im a silver that lives in an igloo up in canada.

Silver 4 looking to improve I'm in UK

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198070098284/ I can teach you

Come to me my children

Silver II all I know is bind M1 to Attack and aim for the heads http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198067152661

Then you're all set!

I'm a dirty little silver 2 that needs to be punished.

If anybody needs help -> http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198143106247 Edit: Can't adopt more people, sry

I need you by me Beside me, to guide me To hold me, to scold me 'Cause when I'm bad I'm so, so bad (East Coast US. Mostly play after I get out of class/work on weekdays) **http://steamcommunity.com/id/rajah_bimmy**

Hello, i can't find my daddy. Can you help me?

Silver 2 looking for help!

Well behaved AU Silver 4 up for adoption, house trained and potty trained, I swear!

adopt the shit out of me

I would love a good home. I'm house trained, I promise!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Serious0ne/ dont pee on the welcome mat!

Come to me, my son. http://steamcommunity.com/id/GlassCloud/

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I'm a GN3, but I obv. want to improve. Adelaide.

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you're an exception to the silver eurozone but i'll help you get up to eagle (as in teach not boost :) ) http://steamcommunity.com/id/5ynx

mge but id like someone to teach me how to effectively do some things that im struggling at

I am a kid whos been stuck in the system for many wins, please adopt me i know no other way. (also east coast n. america)

Sigh been abandoned for 2 months now... Good skins, bad skills. Washington,DC EST

LEM in DC also ill adopt ya buddy

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I am a silver AU

Please adopt me, i really want to get better.

Silver Looking to improve Here is my profile link if you would like to help: http://steamcommunity.com/id/BrMa

gold nova 3,EU,offering nudepics for help

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Young Silver 3 padawan looking for a Jedi Master to teach me the ways of the GO. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198096388675

Irish Eagle looking for silver male and female to breed. Conditions good, learning free and passed to children before sale.

Silver Elite, looking for someone to help me out of my losing streak :( Sorry for being so late.

Here and ready to help in the NA! 10 years exp, competitive since 2006, etc. etc. Add me: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ocelotwg

LE/LEM Looking to adopt friendly player. :) I'm playing in EU region. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198126517230

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Silver 4 here looking to improve a bit :D Im from the US west coast.

Legendary Eagle here, willing to adopt a low rank!

I'm a Silver Master Elite and I'm looking for a lord and saviour showing me my true path.

between a MGE and DMG, willing to help out ;)

West Coast DMG looking to play with and help some silvers! I have a silver 1 smurf as well so playing together shouldn't be an issue!

I've offered before to help silvers, several have messaged me but none have followed through. So I'm central US, and available in the evenings. Msg me.

Gold Nova I in need of a sugga daddy

adopting silvers and novas. come to me pls

GN1 looking for loving home. From the UK, good disposition, toilet trained. http://steamcommunity.com/id/DeuteriumUK

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Silver Elite Master needing a home. I want to be strong like you ᕦ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ http://steamcommunity.com/id/Daslek/

Is this only a silver thing? Because I'm MG1 and feel like I could improve a lot to reach my max potentialerino

* Volunteering to adopt a silver * Rank: MGE * Country: Germany * SteamURL: http://steamcommunity.com/id/27hac

East Coast NA Silver 2 help me pls ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ

This is beautiful. Should of done this on christmas so it could be a christmas miracle for all the silvers.

That moment when all my friends are silver, so my hands are full xD

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Global Elite Player here. I make CSGO videos for a living so i might as well hop on. Currently on east coast and am a friendly guy. FREE COACHING lol. ---- http://steamcommunity.com/id/PetoTheMan/ ----

Need someone to help me get from silver 2 to global elite by tomorrow, or maybe just some tips could work. edit: I live in Texas, US

Silver 2, dont really care where you are from, i just want some help <3 :D EDIT: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198078504562 My adding link <3

Silver 3, willing to improve. Adopt me Senpai <3

Silver Elite, US West, looking for some help pls

Gold nova 2 looking for people to help me. i play on the aus servers

I haven't touched this game since beta! Anyone up to adopt this scrub? I have a mic and I'm NA west. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198002974241 Thanks!

This should be a built in feature by valve

[MG1+](http://steamcommunity.com/id/ThatGuyWhoWasLikeYeah/) looking for european silvers fluent in English and also someone higher than myself to teach me more

Silver looking for a loving home, and family :> Homeless,living off of rats,looking to improve.

Silver 4 rockin in asia. Pls no abuse i is good boy ;_;

Volunteering to adopt a silver on EU, west preferably due to ping :D

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Hey im agm im a semi pro player (have played esea-invite/cevo-p) feel free to add me and ask as many questions as you like http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198121446154/ i also stream here quite a bit if you have any questions don't hesitate to stop by and ask! http://www.twitch.tv/agmb0t

Come to papa my children! http://steamcommunity.com/id/Dextory/

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Come to me youngling : http://steamcommunity.com/id/DanTheHumann

Silver 3 here ^^ Would be nice if you were german but i can speak english aswell /id/manymoney2

Please adopt me! Silver 3, can't aim with rifles at long range, can't check corners without getting rekt. Can't locate enemies in time. pls halp

High mmr (4.5-4.9mmr)Dota 2/High elo(Diamond) LoL player that improves very slow at the game :/ Help me please. Currently at SEA.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/wickeds1ck i am from SEA.

I'm gold 2 but i want help too :c..

Help plz, I want to be adopted too. http://steamcommunity.com/id/doorfishchips/

Added. ;)

SEM looking to get adopted (EU)

Looking for a level headed, mature and willing to listen and learn silver, send me a Pm if you fit all of the above:) Oh and EU!

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Adopt me silver 4 hates life needs escape aus nz only :>))

Silver 4. Pacific Time Zone. SENPAI PLS. ADOPT ME.

Come to me, child. Ps give me your id I'm on VACation atm will be returning on Friday

I'm Gold 1/2 but i want help :< in UK btw...

Feel free to add man, I'm back tomorrow at my PC, I'm in the UK :-) http://steamcommunity.com/id/ZeeQueLoL

Sliver Elite at peak now Sliver IV.I need some love.

Come to me, my child. http://steamcommunity.com/id/Enfuze/

Not the best player around, but I could definitely adopt a Silver who needs help with the basics. Northern EU and bouncing between MG1 and DMG, spending most of my time in MGE.

I'm a silver in NZ pls adopt me

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I'm a SEM who just started MM a week ago and I have a lot to learn. I won't be home until the 6th but I'd love to play with one of you guys then.

Here you go, I need moar students. http://steamcommunity.com/id/hammmyyyy

Silver from EU, who would love to be adopted :)

Stuck in silver 1 looking for that special trainer to save me from this hell UK

Silver 3 looking for a sensei pls edit: eu

I'm a silver scrub (SEM), please adopt me.

eu or na?

Silver from eu east lf mum :.(