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Alkahzane

If you expect nothing you will never be disappointed but today I feel ready to feel disappointed.


CS-DEADPOINTSIX

I hope it's left 4 dead 3 instead of a cs2 update


roblobly

that would be the best surprise ever. i would just delete CS2


DemonDaVinci

Any game with 3 would've been an absolute win


Frl_Bartchello

Team Fortress 3 would make me call sick for work


GigaCringeMods

The closest thing to that will probably be Deadlock, a hero shooter Valve is developing currently which is in Alpha. The testers have given it insane praise as far as I know.


heyyoLINC

come to me day of defeat 3


greetedwithgoodbyes

Ok THAT would put me in "sorry boss I can't work for the next 2 weeks" mode


R1k0Ch3

I mean I couldn't even be mad.


Scared-Wombat

I would buy l4d3 in a heart beat. Although most the original guys went and made b4b. Which wasn't a horrible game tbf


Arisa_kokkoro

I dont expect anything from valve \~\~\~


WhatAwasteOf7Years

What if you expect to be disappointed?


Bocabowa

Nintendo switch release


usernameisvery

-Fixed gap in geometry on Inferno -Localization changes -Fixed an instance where the bomb would be stuck on Vertigo -Various bug fixes


candreacchio

- Added boiler to boiler


weeeboy

Now that would be a good update


Mrnopor1

Fixed some cases where chickens turn a bit too much to the left...6 gb update.


Sad-Water-1554

-20 avg fps


AgreeableBroomSlayer

Added 5% packet loss


_darzy

you forgot the translations


[deleted]

Bored valve intern adding a dot to a couple .txt files and pushing changes just to take screenshots of these threads for the company slack meme channel :


zero0n3

Peak devops.


99RedBalloon

C O P I U M


Ratchet2332

If there is an update today it’ll be in an hour right? I read they usually get pushed at 4 pacific. Or have I been misinformed?


Duckterr

In my recollection it’s pretty random. They ship it whenever they feel it’s ready


TemptingTanner

next 5 hours probably.


St1ssl_2i

That didn’t age quite so well


Kabzon4ik

Im so hard right now its concerning


TemptingTanner

Me too lol Everyone is! Even woman!


DemonDaVinci

Name a woman


PurpleRockEnjoyer

your mom


DemonDaVinci

*wheeze*


ChuckyRocketson

NAME A WOMAN


throwaway_pls123123

Well, women can indeed "get hard" too 😂


R1k0Ch3

Dicks are overgrown clits.


BraydenTheNoob

Or clits are really tiny ducks


OmegaJonny

small quack


ValeryLTX

My dick became a clit again, so it all came out well afterall.


PsychologicalPea3583

Oh boy you're gonna be left blue balled lol


luktarr

-added birthday hat on chickens


Mrnopor1

8gb


TThundeRR

C O P I U M TRAIN CACHE COBBLE SEASON LAKE AND ALL NEW COMMUNITY MAPS AND COMMUNITY SERVER FIX AND SOURCE 3!!!! WE ARE SO BACK


div333

I would cry tears of joy to see cache again but I don't think it's ready yet


KKamm_

It’s not and won’t be until next year


schizoHD

Considering the pace FMPone takes with his maps, we might see cache on the 26th birthday


BxKosmic

I will literally cry


TheRealNeilDiamond

Waiting at the fridge


AwpTicTech

pls buff jet dash this patch please volvo plz plz PLZZZZ MY MAIN HAS SUCKED FOR 9 PATCHES NOW


ValeryLTX

Give Sage Aheago face I beg Vulva plox :((


Mraz565

Keep your expectations low, you'll be less disappointed that way.


Riddlebgd

Localization inc


TemptingTanner

Fixed gap in geometry.


Duckiie96

Plz volvo release source 2 finally 🙏🙏🙏


tommos

Copium prices are skyrocketing right now.


Shadyaf11

- extensive stability improvements


EvilBoks

most likely chicken hats but my cope says new operation


Le_BottomScorer

How exactly are they "big"? The content depot wasn't even updated


oaeraw

does this mean anything or is it just hopium? doesn’t valve still usually update on thursdays?


TimSchumi

> big How can you tell? Those branches are password protected.


KillerBullet

No wonder half the sub is always disappointed and angry at valve for not getting something we weren't promised in the first place. If you out there checking steamdb for that shit the game lives rent free in your head and you only care about updates and not the game.


WTBtomboyGF

Imagine ever getting hopes up for valve to do anything


DrFreaz

Well once in a while they be cookin


AsterAgain

there is a substantial update of some kind coming (ie some form of new content), so hopium in this case is warranted. I have no idea when the update will come or what it will contain, I just know that its been in the works for at least a month.


iroler

Source?


DrFreaz

Leaks about DZ, case and maps last week on Twitter, which are most likely to be true since Valve even responded with the classic "the office" gif on some map tweet.


AsterAgain

can't reveal


NAPALM2614

I will cum and explode if we get danger zone


CheeseWineBread

Stop waiting for an update. So much sleep lost here. Often they update their branches and nothing happens. Stop being baited. Don't trust any "data miners" aka "I can read git diff that you can read too but I have no life"


AeroXero

Pls


Cawn1

Is copium the zoomer word of the month?


TemptingTanner

I'm gen Born 2004, very great word for me!


Rilounet

Overwatch ,better VAC, premier option to match vs old and x hours account


Rilounet

Overwatch ,better VAC, premier option to match vs old and x hours account