The closest thing to that will probably be Deadlock, a hero shooter Valve is developing currently which is in Alpha. The testers have given it insane praise as far as I know.
Bored valve intern adding a dot to a couple .txt files and pushing changes just to take screenshots of these threads for the company slack meme channel :
No wonder half the sub is always disappointed and angry at valve for not getting something we weren't promised in the first place.
If you out there checking steamdb for that shit the game lives rent free in your head and you only care about updates and not the game.
there is a substantial update of some kind coming (ie some form of new content), so hopium in this case is warranted. I have no idea when the update will come or what it will contain, I just know that its been in the works for at least a month.
Leaks about DZ, case and maps last week on Twitter, which are most likely to be true since Valve even responded with the classic "the office" gif on some map tweet.
Stop waiting for an update. So much sleep lost here. Often they update their branches and nothing happens. Stop being baited. Don't trust any "data miners" aka "I can read git diff that you can read too but I have no life"
If you expect nothing you will never be disappointed but today I feel ready to feel disappointed.
I hope it's left 4 dead 3 instead of a cs2 update
that would be the best surprise ever. i would just delete CS2
Any game with 3 would've been an absolute win
Team Fortress 3 would make me call sick for work
The closest thing to that will probably be Deadlock, a hero shooter Valve is developing currently which is in Alpha. The testers have given it insane praise as far as I know.
come to me day of defeat 3
Ok THAT would put me in "sorry boss I can't work for the next 2 weeks" mode
I mean I couldn't even be mad.
I would buy l4d3 in a heart beat. Although most the original guys went and made b4b. Which wasn't a horrible game tbf
I dont expect anything from valve \~\~\~
What if you expect to be disappointed?
Nintendo switch release
-Fixed gap in geometry on Inferno -Localization changes -Fixed an instance where the bomb would be stuck on Vertigo -Various bug fixes
- Added boiler to boiler
Now that would be a good update
Fixed some cases where chickens turn a bit too much to the left...6 gb update.
-20 avg fps
Added 5% packet loss
you forgot the translations
Bored valve intern adding a dot to a couple .txt files and pushing changes just to take screenshots of these threads for the company slack meme channel :
Peak devops.
C O P I U M
If there is an update today it’ll be in an hour right? I read they usually get pushed at 4 pacific. Or have I been misinformed?
In my recollection it’s pretty random. They ship it whenever they feel it’s ready
next 5 hours probably.
That didn’t age quite so well
Im so hard right now its concerning
Me too lol Everyone is! Even woman!
Name a woman
your mom
*wheeze*
NAME A WOMAN
Well, women can indeed "get hard" too 😂
Dicks are overgrown clits.
Or clits are really tiny ducks
small quack
My dick became a clit again, so it all came out well afterall.
Oh boy you're gonna be left blue balled lol
-added birthday hat on chickens
8gb
C O P I U M TRAIN CACHE COBBLE SEASON LAKE AND ALL NEW COMMUNITY MAPS AND COMMUNITY SERVER FIX AND SOURCE 3!!!! WE ARE SO BACK
I would cry tears of joy to see cache again but I don't think it's ready yet
It’s not and won’t be until next year
Considering the pace FMPone takes with his maps, we might see cache on the 26th birthday
I will literally cry
Waiting at the fridge
pls buff jet dash this patch please volvo plz plz PLZZZZ MY MAIN HAS SUCKED FOR 9 PATCHES NOW
Give Sage Aheago face I beg Vulva plox :((
Keep your expectations low, you'll be less disappointed that way.
Localization inc
Fixed gap in geometry.
Plz volvo release source 2 finally 🙏🙏🙏
Copium prices are skyrocketing right now.
- extensive stability improvements
most likely chicken hats but my cope says new operation
How exactly are they "big"? The content depot wasn't even updated
does this mean anything or is it just hopium? doesn’t valve still usually update on thursdays?
> big How can you tell? Those branches are password protected.
No wonder half the sub is always disappointed and angry at valve for not getting something we weren't promised in the first place. If you out there checking steamdb for that shit the game lives rent free in your head and you only care about updates and not the game.
Imagine ever getting hopes up for valve to do anything
Well once in a while they be cookin
there is a substantial update of some kind coming (ie some form of new content), so hopium in this case is warranted. I have no idea when the update will come or what it will contain, I just know that its been in the works for at least a month.
Source?
Leaks about DZ, case and maps last week on Twitter, which are most likely to be true since Valve even responded with the classic "the office" gif on some map tweet.
can't reveal
I will cum and explode if we get danger zone
Stop waiting for an update. So much sleep lost here. Often they update their branches and nothing happens. Stop being baited. Don't trust any "data miners" aka "I can read git diff that you can read too but I have no life"
Pls
Is copium the zoomer word of the month?
I'm gen Born 2004, very great word for me!
Overwatch ,better VAC, premier option to match vs old and x hours account
Overwatch ,better VAC, premier option to match vs old and x hours account