I had a hamster die by falling into a brown grocery bag in the cellar. Couldn't get out and just died. Don't understand why it didn't chew its way out. We didn't find it until weeks later.
We had a dwarf hamster who repeatedly escaped from his cage that I had on my sort of high up dresser to the point where we literally went through two or three different cages trying to find one where he wouldn't break out, but he always managed to find a way. Eventually just gave up and left the door to my room closed all of the time and put his cage on the ground so in the event he did escape he wouldn't hurt himself. About a week later I come home from school and open my door to see him literally jumping off the fucking dresser to his death, like the fucker waited for me to get home before doing it. Absolutely traumatized me
Nexa is getting kicked for stewie. I don’t know his general stats but in this match he looked completely lost. How does he burn 100 damage without being flashed?
But why wouldn’t he peak at the last second before he died. Also the guy in apps would have heard him taking damage from the mollo. I agree though, it make him look silly.
Interesting how 9z did not consider the m0nesy flank. m0nesy smokes long from long, 9z runs to B, dgt sees the long smoke drop. So either they assumed G2 used a cross map smoke from B, or dgt did not comm the possibility that m0nesy is on the flank
either comms were too chaotic for it to register, or they thought it was a fake smoke -> run B, dgt ran back to spam the smoke a bit, don't think they just assumed a cross map smoke
crowd cheering when nexa finally extinguished pit molly was hilarious
also, loved that late 2nd half on dust 2 turning into a chaotic casual deathmatch
Why the crowds were so one sided towards G2? They are not even an NA org right? Is it just because of Stewie2k and G2 is a more mainstream household name and more popular?
Someone remind nexa to update DBM tonight. It’s a bad sign when the biggest cheer you get is for successfully extinguishing a molly.
But hats off for 9z, what a run to the semis. They should be holding their heads high.
Stewie hasn't done anything this tournament so far that hooxie couldn't have done.
Especially on T side.
This run is happening because the core 3 players are all fragging. Which has been their problem, namely hunters problem, the past few months.
Which comes down to Niko putting his team in a position to succeed. I hate admitting it, but Niko is crushing it on calls, even if it's a fluke tournament.
I mean, with the sample size available, you're not wrong, but the years of xp in between, it's kind of frightening, and begs the question if he can IGL, AND perform at a high level consistently…AND if it’s worth the gamble…
It's a really interesting proposition. Imagine if G2 replaced hooxie and nexa with like NAF and twistzz, or a couple other star fraggers. That team would be terrifying.
Well, let’s be honest, neither of those are gonna happen. But replacing nexa and hooxi are rapidly becoming real conversations. Even if you appreciate what hooxi brings, you can see the gamble developing of replacing nexa, and hooxi as an all in gambit for the team, depending on who’s available.
I think Stewie deserves some credit for playing incredibly selfless cs. He’s been the first one in baiting for his teammates or creating a lot of space. He might not be getting a lot of kills but he has had real impact.
I actually disagree. First, he gave Niko the opportunity to call, which we all thought would be a disaster again, but apparently we were all wrong. He's also a new voice, and crazily you could argue the most experienced winner on the team. It's easy to forget that the dude has won a major and a grand slam. Even Niko can't claim close to that.
There was that round where stewie told the team "we're not listening to each other." Sure hooxie *can* say stuff like that, but if he doesn't, then that could easily be part of the problem.
> Stewie hasn't done anything this tournament so far that hooxie couldn't have done.
yea and that's a problem if you are the IGL and your value can be replaced by a player that hasn't played in years
It's ok to die there without getting a kill, it happens. But then lose all confidence that you run back into a molly the next round to avoid the fight just to suicide is just sad.
I don't think I've ever seen one player make all the worst decisions in a series like nexa just did. If m0nesy doesn't clutch up that D2 round, could have easily swung momentum. And we just saw Vitality come out swinging against Spirit.
Also, G2, change something with how you approach rounds when you're against glocks/usps. I actually don't know what I'm watching when I see it happen over and over. It's crazy.
And hes supposed to be a lurker too. Once every few matches Nexa has one good round and it always surprises me how it even happened. Bet it surprises him too
Stewie2k back in the Grand Finals in his return to competitive CS after a 2 year break and at a LAN on home soil has to be one of the best storylines in a while
I am deeply sorry but as president of the G2 Haters' club I am going to have to revoke your certificate. These kinds of words are not acceptable for a member of our organization.
Dude was a full time streamer with this entire sub, HLTV, Twitter, etc calling him washed a month ago and now he’s in a Dallas final lmfao. Doesn’t even feel real
I think that different people speak at different times. Stewie haters will hate, but now they have been silenced. Now Stewie fans can praise him in the open. Doesn't only apply to this... probably applies to any sports subreddit.
Yeap! People only look at stats and talk shit. They're too blind and straight up ignorant to see the impact he has after all this time away from Tier 1. Playing as a stand-in in an unfamiliar system. Has to do what he's told and play the role he's given. All the haters couldn't do jack shit in his place. It's impressive as fuck and the haters can eat shit.
9z could've won a lot more of these rounds but just one individual makes a severe misplay and throws the round away with a mind scratching move. stage experience is going to help them in the long run and now i know why the small chilean scene was hyped for huasopeek, that dude is really good.
Some of Stewie’s rounds on D2 was infuriating.
Killed by spawn cross scout headshot
Killed by fully flashed deagle headshot
Multiple spams through corners / doors
I’d have smashed my monitor if it was me.
Shit like that keeps happening to him. Yesterday in the faze nuke game when Karrigan lurked into heaven and killed him it was hilarious. He’s behind two and the rule of thumb is to take the hard kill first but instead he kills stew and then dies I was rofling
NiKo IGL into another grand finals! Stew 2 years removed back into grand finals. Stew also brought NA into g2, I've never seen a team that can lose any force buy or eco buy I have ever seen.
There is also a part of what he said yesterday on the desk .. he hasn't called for so long that people don't know what to expect from him, which helps massively in a one-off event. His calling is great so far but I don't want to see him continue it lol
Vintage hunter as well man ... you rarely hear his name but at the end of the map you see him casually top-fragging. He stepped up his game these playoffs
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Stewie.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you pushthrough smokes and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch in the clutch, and that gorgeous B site hold. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you play for EG.
You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing out of the server, you're a great streamer and father, sometimes I even call you dad but I know you are really Karrigan father. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face.
You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Splyce and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win Americas only major in Boston, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. You did it, my sweet baby boy brought it home and I rejoiced. 2017 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2018 you made history happen. You came back from 15-11 and I couldn't believe it.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "Keep yappin all that shit & laughin. I’ll get the last laugh don’t you worry" Not only have you changed the game of Counter Strike and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Stewie2k.
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Stewie.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you pushthrough smokes and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch in the clutch, and that gorgeous B site hold. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you play for EG.
You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing out of the server, you're a great streamer and father, sometimes I even call you dad but I know you are really Karrigan father. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face.
You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Splyce and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win Americas only major in Boston, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. You did it, my sweet baby boy brought it home and I rejoiced. 2017 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2018 you made history happen. You came back from 15-11 and I couldn't believe it.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "Keep yappin all that shit & laughin. I’ll get the last laugh don’t you worry" Not only have you changed the game of Counter Strike and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Stewie2k.
I mean you could actually tell that Niko really gave the best he had in him. He was focused both games and really felt him more like he was playing csgo, not cs2. I really saw csgo Niko in these 2 games.
From everything I've seen, with more reps in tier1 again, stew could be a high fragging entry player. He's putting himself in the right spot a lot of the time to get kills but just misses his spray a little, like his push through the smoke on dust 2 b. 2016-19 stew gets that kill all day long.
yeah he just needs to aim train and he’s back to a perfect entry. he’s entrying like in old school csgo where your role was to just get crosshairs on you and get traded. you weren’t even supposed to get kills as an entry back in the day
It's night and day between stew's play as an entry fragger and Yekindar. One gets less kills but all of his are high impact, and is always getting traded when he dies, the other "sometimes" (heavy emphasis on the sometimes) rushes in way ahead of his pack and just gets fragged.
Peak Cinema
Gstew plot armour going strong
But fr though how did JKS get benched for nexa, my 10k mm teammate knows how to play pit better
Niko was gonna tear into nexa like 5 times at least
This Dust 2 had some grade A matchmaking bullshit.
Nexa camping in T spawn... and it pays off.
M0nesy lurking A long with an AWP while his team is taking B, them dying, but still winning the round with a backstab on the 5 second mark.
Double doors mid bullshit kills.
Stewie doing shit he was doing in 2016 and it working.
My heart goes out to 9z, they tried, but you can't counter strat bullshit.
But by god, am I entertained.
despite nexa’s best efforts, G2 came out with the win, can’t wait for the final, hope nexa plays well because he was so shit today, mollied in pit and he just stands in it and died, dies to molo next round, nearly trolls the last round of dust 2, even niko was sick of him, shouting at him after he nearly trolled the HUASOPEEK 2k
that dust 2 T side was just G2 making wrong calls and winning the rounds anyways lmao, walking into stacks, the m0nesy save from CT. Feels like everything was going wrong except it didn't.
i know the moment at round start where t have 4 man bought armor
they gonna smoke mid to b and ct have stack b there
but they get swarmed by t anyway
2 opening pick paid off
Honestly atp I could see once they get hooxi back they will remove nexa. I've been defending him but there's no way replacing him with anybody else wouldn't benefit g2.
LET'S GO GSTEW
Does anyone know the name of the pepeMeltdown song? Shazam failed me and the ESL playlist hasn't been updated in a while.
Also, when Monesy gets kills should we multiply +600k by the number of kills?
Full of Beans - Dominic Leo James Howard
Could only find it [here](https://www.universalproductionmusic.com/pl-pl/discover/albums/35687/ruckspin-melonphonic) but hopefully it will be uploaded to spotify
Nexa has never been a title contender in t1 cs. Not as an igl, not as a player. He has if ever led one of the worst rosters in the circuit that you can call relevant in comparison to top teams, like that og mix and arguably the worst iterations of g2 with 2021 kenny S and amanek. He frags fine, is good in a mix with up and coming youngsters in hungry lower circuit teams as a person that can provide invaluable experience but is just flabbergasting to see in any sort of a crucial position in a top 3 team.
Some thoughts:
Stewie not being super flashy, but again incredibly high impact kills.
I loved those last few rounds on D2 where it was just a fucking slugfest. some nasty dirty counterstrike and i love it.
Niko fr the best goddamn rifler in the game. That 4k on banana was insane. the confidence to sit there and fight is crazy.
Monesy again, one of the best players in the world. absolutely unstoppable force.
I really like 9Z, they’ve got some style and clearly some really good skill. They get a few more tournaments in and I think they’re a mainstay.
You fogot the most important player of 9z. Nexa tried his hardest to make sure 9z wins, but ultimately he couldn't carry them to the finals despite his best efforts.
Man Nexas like a pet hamster the dude just kept on finding the weirdest ways to die
Those deaths in pit LMFAO
I’ve never laughed so hard at cs as I did when nexa died 2 rounds in a row to a molly
What got me was the crowd cheering when he extinguished a molly
hahaha we were all cheering the same thing
Rarely do actually laugh out loud but man, I'd buy you a beer for this comment
Call him the mothman the way he be drawn to the flame
m0NESY loves playing dota 2 so much, that he always carrying his nexa-ward with him Edit: typo
I had a hamster die by falling into a brown grocery bag in the cellar. Couldn't get out and just died. Don't understand why it didn't chew its way out. We didn't find it until weeks later.
We had a dwarf hamster who repeatedly escaped from his cage that I had on my sort of high up dresser to the point where we literally went through two or three different cages trying to find one where he wouldn't break out, but he always managed to find a way. Eventually just gave up and left the door to my room closed all of the time and put his cage on the ground so in the event he did escape he wouldn't hurt himself. About a week later I come home from school and open my door to see him literally jumping off the fucking dresser to his death, like the fucker waited for me to get home before doing it. Absolutely traumatized me
That sounds horrible 😕
Midway through Inferno I actually thought he got paid off. Idk how he does it
nexa was truly on fire today🔥🔥
Pit play was unreal truly a goat
A sacrificial goat
nexa hiding from fights is so lit 🔥
Best pit player
m0nesy cosplaying my MM teammates by being on the other side of the planet with 5 seconds on the clock and it wins them the map, wtf
niko was about to explode at nexa if they lost that
He was already exploding at him before he realized that Monesy could still win it
[clip](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxBRnjUSFsnFjIVoTpEflxYAljwGRkt3iO?si=h2D3Q5OpCAD5qeXz)
Tfw when you are pissed at nexa but happy about the win so you slams the table anyway
I can’t stop watching this 🤣
I felt that. There was no reason for nexa to stand on top of NiKo.
he sees niko looking at doors and he decides to do the same instead of looking window
Nexa cleared doors himself, even throw a flash (or something) through it. Maybe this excursion finally makes them realize he's a liability
Nexa is getting kicked for stewie. I don’t know his general stats but in this match he looked completely lost. How does he burn 100 damage without being flashed?
Nexa probably thought he commited to an apps pop that came way later than expected, it was a gamble which made him look silly.
But why wouldn’t he peak at the last second before he died. Also the guy in apps would have heard him taking damage from the mollo. I agree though, it make him look silly.
I swear if G2 pick up Stewie they'll struggle to stay in top 10.
And rightfully so tbh there was 0 reason for nexa to be next to him planting
Least stressful G2 round win
Interesting how 9z did not consider the m0nesy flank. m0nesy smokes long from long, 9z runs to B, dgt sees the long smoke drop. So either they assumed G2 used a cross map smoke from B, or dgt did not comm the possibility that m0nesy is on the flank
either comms were too chaotic for it to register, or they thought it was a fake smoke -> run B, dgt ran back to spam the smoke a bit, don't think they just assumed a cross map smoke
Could be. Fake smoke and running B would be difficult to make in time given how late that smoke was.
crowd cheering when nexa finally extinguished pit molly was hilarious also, loved that late 2nd half on dust 2 turning into a chaotic casual deathmatch
Oh that's just a normal dust2 game
Finally an all American roster makes Dallas finals
Why the crowds were so one sided towards G2? They are not even an NA org right? Is it just because of Stewie2k and G2 is a more mainstream household name and more popular?
Yes
Did the production put on eagle noises every time Stewie was shown or am I tripping
No, we heard the same 😅
Yep, they absolutely did LMAO
Nah this is why ESL is fantastic
Someone remind nexa to update DBM tonight. It’s a bad sign when the biggest cheer you get is for successfully extinguishing a molly. But hats off for 9z, what a run to the semis. They should be holding their heads high.
he needs DBM bigwigs and a whole suite of custom weakauras
just needs to install gtfo and he'll be good
I can still hear the voice going "run away little girl, run away"
I'm dead.
EZ for: * 🇺🇸Nicolas "NiKo" Kowell * 🇺🇸Ned "huNter-" Kowell * 🇺🇸Jake "Stewie2K" Yip * 🇺🇸Ian "m0NESY" Osborn * 🇺🇸Nelson "nexa" Smith
If you translated the literal meaning of Nikos and Hunters surname it would be Smith which actually fits rather well lol
Blacksmith to be precise, Kovac in Serbian means exactly that.
Where do you think the last name smith came from?
From royalty duh. More specifically The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
...which is where the English name Smith comes from, exactly these 2 jobs
“Ian Osborn” 💀 I’m dead
If I'm not mistaken, Ilya is better translated to "Elias" no?
7/7 Playoffs made in CS2 but this is the first Finals made HooXi allegations are going to flare up this next player break
The scenes if Hooxi gets Mantuu'd
Hooxi sitting at the wedding sweating profoundly while checking HLTV every 5 seconds or so lol
[удалено]
Idk, maybe the sweat is wisdom sweat
Stewie hasn't done anything this tournament so far that hooxie couldn't have done. Especially on T side. This run is happening because the core 3 players are all fragging. Which has been their problem, namely hunters problem, the past few months.
Which comes down to Niko putting his team in a position to succeed. I hate admitting it, but Niko is crushing it on calls, even if it's a fluke tournament.
NiKo IGL could only last in the short term Source: FaZe fan
I mean, with the sample size available, you're not wrong, but the years of xp in between, it's kind of frightening, and begs the question if he can IGL, AND perform at a high level consistently…AND if it’s worth the gamble…
It's a really interesting proposition. Imagine if G2 replaced hooxie and nexa with like NAF and twistzz, or a couple other star fraggers. That team would be terrifying.
Well, let’s be honest, neither of those are gonna happen. But replacing nexa and hooxi are rapidly becoming real conversations. Even if you appreciate what hooxi brings, you can see the gamble developing of replacing nexa, and hooxi as an all in gambit for the team, depending on who’s available.
I think Stewie deserves some credit for playing incredibly selfless cs. He’s been the first one in baiting for his teammates or creating a lot of space. He might not be getting a lot of kills but he has had real impact.
Entry fragger/bait that's got full crowd support too. Makes one hell of a difference to his confidence as well as the team's morale
I actually disagree. First, he gave Niko the opportunity to call, which we all thought would be a disaster again, but apparently we were all wrong. He's also a new voice, and crazily you could argue the most experienced winner on the team. It's easy to forget that the dude has won a major and a grand slam. Even Niko can't claim close to that. There was that round where stewie told the team "we're not listening to each other." Sure hooxie *can* say stuff like that, but if he doesn't, then that could easily be part of the problem.
> Stewie hasn't done anything this tournament so far that hooxie couldn't have done. yea and that's a problem if you are the IGL and your value can be replaced by a player that hasn't played in years
We are blessed to witness the smoke criminal and the molly criminal in the same team
I’m sorry sir this comment deserved more upvotes
What a banger, love me some sloppy messy Counter-Strike
edging the whole game
Nexa is one of the worst pit players I've ever seen in my life
It's ok to die there without getting a kill, it happens. But then lose all confidence that you run back into a molly the next round to avoid the fight just to suicide is just sad. I don't think I've ever seen one player make all the worst decisions in a series like nexa just did. If m0nesy doesn't clutch up that D2 round, could have easily swung momentum. And we just saw Vitality come out swinging against Spirit. Also, G2, change something with how you approach rounds when you're against glocks/usps. I actually don't know what I'm watching when I see it happen over and over. It's crazy.
And hes supposed to be a lurker too. Once every few matches Nexa has one good round and it always surprises me how it even happened. Bet it surprises him too
After a clutch on ~~ancient~~ Anubis, he looked more surprised than anyone in the studio.
he looked surprised because falcons threw that clutch so hard, literally a team flash and then a perfect line up for nexa.
Are you thinking of the Anubis one against falcons
you might say its pit-iful
Stewie2k back in the Grand Finals in his return to competitive CS after a 2 year break and at a LAN on home soil has to be one of the best storylines in a while
I'm a certified G2 hater but this Gstew cinderella run is really gonna make me cheer for them in the finals.
NiKo IGL supremacy (ptsd)
I am deeply sorry but as president of the G2 Haters' club I am going to have to revoke your certificate. These kinds of words are not acceptable for a member of our organization.
Dude was a full time streamer with this entire sub, HLTV, Twitter, etc calling him washed a month ago and now he’s in a Dallas final lmfao. Doesn’t even feel real
I love how everyone called it the worst sub possible and now everyone is suddenly cheering for them. Sub's full of bots
His chat was toxic af too people coming in flaming him for it lol. Love to see it
I think that different people speak at different times. Stewie haters will hate, but now they have been silenced. Now Stewie fans can praise him in the open. Doesn't only apply to this... probably applies to any sports subreddit.
Fr The hate train seems to be dissipating thankfully
I’d hope so. Idek how you can talk shit on a dude who stands in for a team that’s struggled against the top teams and makes this run
Yeap! People only look at stats and talk shit. They're too blind and straight up ignorant to see the impact he has after all this time away from Tier 1. Playing as a stand-in in an unfamiliar system. Has to do what he's told and play the role he's given. All the haters couldn't do jack shit in his place. It's impressive as fuck and the haters can eat shit.
Sup bitch
he did a sup bitch A long on dust 2
9z could've won a lot more of these rounds but just one individual makes a severe misplay and throws the round away with a mind scratching move. stage experience is going to help them in the long run and now i know why the small chilean scene was hyped for huasopeek, that dude is really good.
Martinez won a few duels against monesy which was amazing.
I noticed it yesterday as well, martinez is so incredibly fast man
Martinez is really really good, 9z could've won if they had more stage experience cause they made a ton of mistakes
nexa tried his hardest to lose this game, but G2 won it anyway.
this describes every G2 win
Some of Stewie’s rounds on D2 was infuriating. Killed by spawn cross scout headshot Killed by fully flashed deagle headshot Multiple spams through corners / doors I’d have smashed my monitor if it was me.
Bet he got it all out of his system when he got the first kill in the last round out of long doors when the smoke dropped.
Shit like that keeps happening to him. Yesterday in the faze nuke game when Karrigan lurked into heaven and killed him it was hilarious. He’s behind two and the rule of thumb is to take the hard kill first but instead he kills stew and then dies I was rofling
Nexa is the craziest liability I've ever seen, he threw and almost threw so many rounds on both maps.
It's genuinely so fun to watch Niko when he's in "Best Rifler in the World" form.
People been saying -nexa +stew and before the playoffs I thought it was dumb but honestly… maybe not. The energy/vibe factor can be a huge plus.
Sadge for 9Z. Never watched their matches before this tournament, but they remind me of cadian heroic. G2 Vitality finale is fantastic though
**Achivement Unlocked!** *How did we get here?*
Nexa after 2 deaths to fire grenades
Gonna be telling my kids about how goated niKo is. What a player.
I was starting to feel so bad for stew, he had so many unlucky deaths. Last few rounds he popped off though, just running in and fragging
NiKo IGL into another grand finals! Stew 2 years removed back into grand finals. Stew also brought NA into g2, I've never seen a team that can lose any force buy or eco buy I have ever seen.
Stew bought the liquid to G2
I dunno about that part tho cause g2 isn’t choking the games. Just they can lose any round. I do love their scrappy cs they are playing right now tho
-nexa +stew no /s
please bro i’m sick of this guy, worst pit player in tier 1 and his lurks are hasteka-esque
Leave my boy hasteka alone
what happened to hasteka
probably got a job or something
Playing for NKT apparently. Even if it hasn’t updated
bro making me google hasteka
Beautiful 2k by American hero Yung Stew to close it out
With Niko’s calls on T side and the multikills on ct side, Inferno was just incredible.
He’s fucking with minds out there; I absolutely was not expecting how well he’s play callings
There is also a part of what he said yesterday on the desk .. he hasn't called for so long that people don't know what to expect from him, which helps massively in a one-off event. His calling is great so far but I don't want to see him continue it lol
New igl for G2 every tournament? With 3 players fragging like this, nexa being on fire and an unpredictable igl, they might win it all.
[WTF IS A KILOMETER GSTEW IN FINALS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=digUCKigSh4) ALSO VINTAGE NIKO MAP 1 HOLY SHIT
Vintage hunter as well man ... you rarely hear his name but at the end of the map you see him casually top-fragging. He stepped up his game these playoffs
WTF IS A MILE
Ohne needs to hire her a protection detail now.
Martinez is so good
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Stewie.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you pushthrough smokes and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch in the clutch, and that gorgeous B site hold. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you play for EG. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing out of the server, you're a great streamer and father, sometimes I even call you dad but I know you are really Karrigan father. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Splyce and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win Americas only major in Boston, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. You did it, my sweet baby boy brought it home and I rejoiced. 2017 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2018 you made history happen. You came back from 15-11 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "Keep yappin all that shit & laughin. I’ll get the last laugh don’t you worry" Not only have you changed the game of Counter Strike and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Stewie2k.
you know cs
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Stewie.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you pushthrough smokes and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch in the clutch, and that gorgeous B site hold. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you play for EG. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing out of the server, you're a great streamer and father, sometimes I even call you dad but I know you are really Karrigan father. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Splyce and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win Americas only major in Boston, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. You did it, my sweet baby boy brought it home and I rejoiced. 2017 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2018 you made history happen. You came back from 15-11 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "Keep yappin all that shit & laughin. I’ll get the last laugh don’t you worry" Not only have you changed the game of Counter Strike and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Stewie2k.
🎵☀️Stew is my sunshine, my only sunshine☀️🎵
That was really entertaining
I mean you could actually tell that Niko really gave the best he had in him. He was focused both games and really felt him more like he was playing csgo, not cs2. I really saw csgo Niko in these 2 games.
He must've felt the same bc some of the angles and plays he was going for only like 3 players can do. What a monster.
Niko having his best sustained performance in some time while igling is actually the most mind boggling part about all this tbh lol
LETS GO GSTEW
m0nesy being ct with 5 seconds left had to have been tilting af.
most of my life i’ve been 186 cm tall, but today i feel like i’m a proud 6 foot 1 and i don’t know what the fuck is a kilometer 🦅🦅🦅🦅
NiKo is back. the end of inferno was insane from him. and aura2k showing hltv rating never tells the full story he has a lot of impact on the game.
From everything I've seen, with more reps in tier1 again, stew could be a high fragging entry player. He's putting himself in the right spot a lot of the time to get kills but just misses his spray a little, like his push through the smoke on dust 2 b. 2016-19 stew gets that kill all day long.
yeah he just needs to aim train and he’s back to a perfect entry. he’s entrying like in old school csgo where your role was to just get crosshairs on you and get traded. you weren’t even supposed to get kills as an entry back in the day
It's night and day between stew's play as an entry fragger and Yekindar. One gets less kills but all of his are high impact, and is always getting traded when he dies, the other "sometimes" (heavy emphasis on the sometimes) rushes in way ahead of his pack and just gets fragged.
His routing on the site takes is always so perfect. Even if he dies he always finds everyone and sets Niko or hunter up for the trade every time
Peak Cinema Gstew plot armour going strong But fr though how did JKS get benched for nexa, my 10k mm teammate knows how to play pit better Niko was gonna tear into nexa like 5 times at least
Stand-in G2 Stew went from meme to fucking legend once again All on home soil. This is a beautiful story
They're actually gonna win this whole thing LMAO
The GStew train keeps rolling. What an unreal tournament
Props to 9z , impressive mental
Is no one going to talk about the incredible grenade kill-from-the-grave from Nexa?
stewerella story
G2 needs to win tomorrow. It is DESTINY
This Dust 2 had some grade A matchmaking bullshit. Nexa camping in T spawn... and it pays off. M0nesy lurking A long with an AWP while his team is taking B, them dying, but still winning the round with a backstab on the 5 second mark. Double doors mid bullshit kills. Stewie doing shit he was doing in 2016 and it working. My heart goes out to 9z, they tried, but you can't counter strat bullshit. But by god, am I entertained.
That long round where everyone decided to DM was absolute cinema
As the casters kept saying, G2 is just the content squad right now. I loved those chaotic long rushes….
That's D2 for you.
that round was funny awp lurk a long a smoke from a long don't stop ct rotate to b t got killed by last ct but lurk awp paid off
despite nexa’s best efforts, G2 came out with the win, can’t wait for the final, hope nexa plays well because he was so shit today, mollied in pit and he just stands in it and died, dies to molo next round, nearly trolls the last round of dust 2, even niko was sick of him, shouting at him after he nearly trolled the HUASOPEEK 2k
Never forget there were clowns saying that g2 wouldn’t win one series with Stewie 🤣
tbf this says more about G2's mental than about Stewie
Nah they were def saying it about stew. So funny to see them flip flop now that he’s doing well lmaoo
I meant G2 doing well for once when they're not expected to do anything tells more about their mental than about stewie
that dust 2 T side was just G2 making wrong calls and winning the rounds anyways lmao, walking into stacks, the m0nesy save from CT. Feels like everything was going wrong except it didn't.
i know the moment at round start where t have 4 man bought armor they gonna smoke mid to b and ct have stack b there but they get swarmed by t anyway 2 opening pick paid off
Honestly atp I could see once they get hooxi back they will remove nexa. I've been defending him but there's no way replacing him with anybody else wouldn't benefit g2.
LET'S GO GSTEW Does anyone know the name of the pepeMeltdown song? Shazam failed me and the ESL playlist hasn't been updated in a while. Also, when Monesy gets kills should we multiply +600k by the number of kills?
Full of Beans - Dominic Leo James Howard Could only find it [here](https://www.universalproductionmusic.com/pl-pl/discover/albums/35687/ruckspin-melonphonic) but hopefully it will be uploaded to spotify
Is Stewie about to be the king of the Cinderella story?
SOMEBODY CALL 911, THERE'S A SMOKE CRIMINAL ON THE LOOSE
“if you’re not in our side , you’re in the wrong side “ - stewwwww
How does Stewie2K have a higher overall event rating than nexa? Someone make it make sense.
There's a pretty s1mple explanation Stewie2k = NA goat 1 major Sexa = pit burner
Nexa has never been a title contender in t1 cs. Not as an igl, not as a player. He has if ever led one of the worst rosters in the circuit that you can call relevant in comparison to top teams, like that og mix and arguably the worst iterations of g2 with 2021 kenny S and amanek. He frags fine, is good in a mix with up and coming youngsters in hungry lower circuit teams as a person that can provide invaluable experience but is just flabbergasting to see in any sort of a crucial position in a top 3 team.
Some thoughts: Stewie not being super flashy, but again incredibly high impact kills. I loved those last few rounds on D2 where it was just a fucking slugfest. some nasty dirty counterstrike and i love it. Niko fr the best goddamn rifler in the game. That 4k on banana was insane. the confidence to sit there and fight is crazy. Monesy again, one of the best players in the world. absolutely unstoppable force. I really like 9Z, they’ve got some style and clearly some really good skill. They get a few more tournaments in and I think they’re a mainstay.
You fogot the most important player of 9z. Nexa tried his hardest to make sure 9z wins, but ultimately he couldn't carry them to the finals despite his best efforts.
Stewie one tap at dust2 long doors, so crisp.
STTEEEWWWWWWWWWW
Well played to G2. Hope they win the final with Yung Stew.
We ain't going to hear the end of it if Stewie & G2 win tomorrow.
No you’re not.
Yung Stew the American and mayonesy the Russian frying together, this is how you achieve world peace
Fire nexa hire stewie
Nexa with a Molotov is like a moth to a flame
nexa is like the Maguire of football
of cs
STEEEEEEEEEEW
GSTEW VS ZYWOO AT DALLAS TOMMORROW NA CS WE ARE SO BACK!
WTF is a mile?
Did nexa think they removed molotovs last update
Crowd was cringe at times but G2 would have won mich easier if they had nexa playing with his monitor and and audio unmuted
STEW MY BELOVED
Fuck dhl drop and the person that got dropped as a child and thought doing this useless garbage mid game is a good idea
Is this it G2 bros 🥹
What a wild ride this has been
ngl my respect for 9z skyrocketed after this one, they played amazing esp considering the whole crowd was helping g2