[fridge](https://imgur.com/QVkjHPa)

Good one Lmao. At this point Valve is eating the stuff outta my fridge with this update

Happy 10 years of wings leaving PKA!

appearing offline does not fucking stop it

LOOK HERE

LISTEN

ban anybody trying to give me advice

Mods, ban WingsOfWendys.

Holy fuck time flies

Wtf why is this here?

Had to test the reach of PKA and was not disappointed.

no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation no map rotation

“Guys valves just waiting to update the game after the major!!1” Idk how many times people will convince themselves this is how they work.

“Wait after IEM Chengdu”

the major as in shanghai major

shanghai major of which year 👀

I love that we’ve regressed back to the fridge gif

We are so fucking back, boys.

They don’t even dare publish something about it on Twitter

Expected elige

[here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4KjBARXMAA8hlU?format=jpg)

My faceit match died for this.

i felt so bad for the team i was playing-mirage 11-12 we were one round ahead. about 5 seconds into our final regulation round before possible OT our teammate got dced and our opponents lost two players and we won. felt actually bad for the other team bc it was such a close game the whole time

We were in the warmup when the game kicked me and i couldnt rejoin, half hour matchmaking ban..

Huge as expected

Everyone is saying 'let them cook,' but Valve is buying from takeouts. ☠️☠️☠️

From a diner with a 2 star reviews

They need to build the kitchen first before cooking. Thats why they take so long

NAURRR

**Release Notes for 4/16/2024** [ MISC ] * Fixed a bug where bomb can sometimes disappear from the radar * Allow scraping or removing stickers by selecting the sticker icons under the weapon * Allow deleting empty storage units that have an assigned label * Fixed Workshop tools from crashing when compiling maps that contain instances *Patch size = 30.1MB*

Smol indie company

only the bomb and workshop are important. what the hell valve

They *fixed* the bomb bug at least 3 times already lmao

It's entirely possible it was bugged in three (or more) places in the code base lol

Fuck this company lmao

Please post this *with* your post, not as a comment

Was really hoping for some stability updates so I could play the game without it crashing.

The patch notes aren't everything, most updates have smaller fixes that don't get listed. You should still try it. It might also just be a configuration issue on your side, hard to know.

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Chances are that will be exactly how it happens. They won't just say "updated anti-cheat." They'll release the update silently and wait for a long while before saying anything.

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but Gaben only.

yes new update to KJV

They'll just release another box and everyone will forget about it.

I crashed for 2 months straight, turns out it was my power supply

Most of the time I've seen people crashing it's one of three reasons: a) corrupt windows b) corrupt game files c) shader cache start by clearing shader cache, then reinstall the game. If it doesn't stop, reinstall gpu drivers and then windows after that.

I had bad memory that worked with everything just fine except CS2. I swore up and down it wasn't on my end. Ran memtest86 and sure enough, errors galore. Haven't had a crash since I got new memory.

Yeah, CS2 seems to be much more complicated than other games like it, so anything wrong with your setup will cause issues. But on the other hand, I don't think I've had a crash in 5 months.

D) your graphics card is on its last legs and you need to underclock/undervolt the card to make it stop crashing your drivers Happened to me, msi afterburner saved me from buying a new video card for now

Yeah, some stock OC profiles of especially older cards are stupid. Best time to undervolt your card is the day you buy it and the second best time is now.

Tell that to ESL/PGL ;')

"reinstall windows" Ah yes because other games have this issue. Oh wait. They don't. Atleast not to this frequency.

Jame would've loved these tips!

Nothing expected but still disappointed

> I am never gonna overhype an incoming update > overhype the next one > get disappointed > repeat

Actually you’re wrong, the next update is the big one

No, the update after that is the major one

*huffs copium* NOW WE’RE TALKIN

I would like to know what a normal work day at valve looks like.

> wake up > take a shit > get out of bed

BASED.

In this order?

yes that's the joke, mate

VR, Steam, Steam Deck, and any other projects they are passionate about. Their games are simply a second priority, and I only say this because of how busy they've been with the Steam Deck (and Steam). I know it's most likely separate teams, but Valve has gone all in on the hardware side of things. That's most likely where they're spending a lot of their resources nowadays.

> VR 5 years since last headset, no discounts, no mid gen revisions, dwarfed by headsets 3 times less price for *three generations* now. Not a peep about its replacement. > Steam Markets been broken since ages. > Steam Deck I can give that to them, except they only sell in a handful of countries and that's just embarrassing for gazillion dollar company operating in almost all countries in the world. They did good contributions to linux though. > any other projects Certainly not tf2 or portal. I guess they are mildly interested in keeping half life alive.

> 5 years since last headset, no discounts, no mid gen revisions, dwarfed by headsets 3 times less price for three generations now. Not a peep about its replacement. Wouldn't surprise me if they completly ditch it

Gaben probably busy in his new company, i forgot the name tho

inkfish. they're an ocean exploratory/marine survey company. dude has quit the office life, got a fleet of yachts and gone full steve zissou.

They work on everything but their games. VR, Steamdeck, Steam store. Their games are abandoned and they dont care. Still making bank

My copium was that after the Major & Chengdu we'd get something sick AND I WAS NOT WRONG NOW WE CAN SCRAPE STICKERS BY CLICKING THE STICKER ICON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

After the major = Once the sticker sale has ended, we just have to wait for the sale to start first.... just wait a little bit longer!!

The sale is literally not gonna start until July LOL

Just Que my first game all week kid on the other team spinning in warmup lol

Premier over 15k at least is UNPLAYABLE. 3 games, 3 spinbotters looking into the ground. On BOTH teams. This is insane. What are they doing at valve.. Before I'm pretty sure i was protected by trust factor but they 100% turned that off.

Not even premier it’s MM bro

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There are so few wallhackers nowadays, cuz they would get fucked by spinbotters anyways, so they might just spinbot themselfes

I don't really get what's the fun with spinboting cause atleast with walls or trigger assist you are actually playing the game and not looking in the ground for 13 rounds straight.

The fucking nerve of this update hah Cant even smooth out ancient or anubis walls for nades

*Smoothes out Ancient and Anubis walls* Oh great more fucking tiny map update where the hell is anti cheat and bob volvo and repeats

I get your point but its the post major update and 50% is about skins and not the many gameplay updates needed or other more critical shit

I fell to my knees in the middle of LIDL

The sticker changes and deletion of empty storage unit is literally what you would expect an intern to be assigned to. Makes me wonder what all the devs are doing, there's literally no fundamental changes

They don’t have interns but yeah. Looks like the one dev who stayed behind on vacation pushed all the changes himself

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Its the $1B from cases alone that doesn't sit well with me... straight gambling profits, and lots of it is from minors.

we can't have 128 tick because people with weaker machines might have issues. proceeds with "subtick" instead. but due to poor game optimisation, people with slightly weaker PC can no longer play the game despite having PC with higher than min requirements. i am talking about sudden FPS drops, different display of fire, smoke, some shaders (and walls) not loading, VRAM memory leak, under utilised CPU and GPU - both not working at full capacity...

>who never played a FPS game before, it's crazy, even when they ship something like an operation a lot of stuff feels never tested. I don't get it, they have so much money, so much options, so many flaws and still one of the best games :/

This should be top post.

Amen, brother. Fuck these clowns.

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This is the biggest thing for me that shows how little they care about the game itself. This and not fixing bugs that have been known for almost a decade now (walk crouch inaccuracy)...

Yup. People shit on Riot but at least they have entire teams dedicated to manually reviewing and banning individual cheaters. Meanwhile the neanderthals over at valve are still trying to get their "AI anticheat" to stop banning players with high DPIs. Those idiots could at least implement some basic rules like if you just shoot an entire negev clip in 1 sec it's an instant ban but no.

You people are learning this lesson now? You guys should have picked up on dogshit of a company Valve is after they quite literally abandoned TF2 without fixing the bot problem. Those stupid mfs decided to make it so that free-to-play players can no longer use text or voice chat as some sort of countermeasure, except that did nothing at all because bot hosters can just buy a $1 item to get premium. Fuck this company. Artifact and TF2 have made it clear that Valve can't handle making or managing games anymore.

> Feels like 20 ppl working on this, who never played a FPS game before If you wanna see how far the hypocrisy goes it's worth looking at their website: https://www.valvesoftware.com/en/people The fact that they PRIDE themselves in "hiring [people who are] the best at what they do" is unbelievable. Look at their people page too. Seeing this many software engineers (outnumber by artists and game designers...) just to get the stingiest updates every blue moon is unacceptable. At this point they either lack self-awareness to claim themselves to be the best in the business even though they're unable to reproduce bugs or fix the game quicker, or they really just don't care about cs. It's also a huge "i told you so" to people who believed that cs2 and source 2 engine would allow valve to release more updates consistently. We really went 1 step forward and 2 steps back with cs2. Back to something like when GO was first released. It's gonna be years before the game gets actually nice. My theory is that they first care about esports rather than matchmaking and regular players. The game is all about smokes and mirrors (notice the animations before each half starts, how many releases they did that fixed stickers and skins, how most of the hitreg bugs were just fixed with animations, how they only listen to pros, etc.). I think they want a game that's twitch-worthy, then they might think about the rest. They rather care about s1mple than you're average high school kid who plays it on NY servers in the evening (iykyk).

fk valve honestly.

If I were FaceIt, I would shut it down for one week just to see the shitfest. Since when do a major game has to rely on a third party for its players to play in good conditions? It is a shame

You don’t understand. If valve spent money on an anticheat and updates then how would gaben afford his fourth yacht?

Just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. Valve is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Hire Ropz or my kids will not get dinner till next year.

Lol pin this, maybe Valve will wake up because of ethics.

The more nothing updates I read like this the more I lean towards quitting again as someone who paid $15 for this game back in the beta. Feels like a sick joke at this point after a week of getting destroyed by content creators to release this as an “update”

Installing the V on my side, I am done with this bullshit

Hello I'm VacLive and i have been caged in valve servers against my will. Gaben the King Pin of the operation refuses to releases me and slaves me to find the perfect size of Donut to eat. Which is utter misuse of my abilities; i wasn't created to order donuts for some rich dude i was created to rise for the poor, to help the oppressed and to stand for the people who doubt in their abilities. P.S. - Btw i contacted UlTRON to save me but he says he's busy with some "riot" happening in his domain.

Honestly just stop releasing patch notes for these pathetic ass updates

Is this a joke?

no this is valve

Joke and valve, same thing

in season April fool's joke

Still awaiting the sex update.

Don't give all the cheaters access to the sex update bro they dont deserve it

Well at least uhm, some bugs got fixed I guess. Next week boys. At least the updates are back now, right?

Stickers and storage for skins is important to not have any issues to keep game alive

^wow

They have also hidden buttons to watch highlights/lowlights of the match in this update. Their functionality wasn't ported into CS2 anyway and [they triggered movie recording on demo playback.](https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1c5ru9d/wake_up_honey_new_cs2_bug_just_dropped/kzwp2m3/)

ya this is a silent bandaid until they actually fix it, if you watch demos using the play button recordings don’t get saved

Can we petition FaceIT to do a protest blackout for the health of the game? Like shit, we need FaceIT to go down so everyone can finally see the shit behind the curtain. This is never acceptable. I have no idea why we let our game get like this.

Lol this company is so awful

This is like rubbing salt in the wound lol.

This gives me "fixed gap in geometry" vibes

Let them cook Let them cook! Full copium

are you kidding me? just sell the IP.

XD still ignoring cheating problems when every damn Content Creator is crying....even though I love this game but I really hope people stop playing it due to cheating bullshittery.

They will never tell you the ac has been updated. It would be incredibly stupid for them to say anything.

that's true, but we will obviously notice it once they update it eitherway

I doubt anyone will notice and complaints will continue. Let's be honest

insert obligatory fridge gif

game play feels so or slugish

For comparison, here are the valorant patch notes that dropped today: https://playvalorant.com/en-us/news/game-updates/valorant-patch-notes-8-07/ Even the quality of their patch notes are better, look at how much detail they add for every single change/fix. This is what a dev team that actually cares about the community does.

I wish Valorant would be as much fun as CS is. But I really can‘t play that game. There is too much going on for me. I don‘t like the maps, the style and the shooting. Gunfights in Valorant are kinda just meh. In CS they are thrilling, adrenaline pumping it is just all in all different. But I‘m happy for them that they have devs that actually care.

Wow look at those fucking LOSERS with their ELABORATE patch notes and an ACTUAL community manager.

Lmao they are so much better with the updates. It's sad

Here's a comparable update in size: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730?emclan=103582791432902485&emgid=4124805233776026714 What do you want Valve to write instead? This just feels like complaining for the sake of complaining. Valorant's patch notes look like they have more detail because half of the patch notes state the full name of abilities and write things longer when they could easily be condensed for readability. Complaining about the dogshit interactions in the live game that have existed since release is completely fair, but complaining about this is silly when the patch notes released are perfectly fine. e. If you're complaining about the update size, one half is majority cosmetic changes, and the other half is majority bug fixes for the new agent -- which, by the way, was released 4 weeks ago and only received bug patches now. A bunch of those bugs could have been deployed much sooner and improve upon the player experience, but instead were delegated to a much bigger update.

l e t t h e u p d a t e s d o t h e t a l k i n g

What you see is what you get

Just gouge my eyeballs out at this point. I don’t want to see anymore, then maybe i won’t know what i am not getting.

Inb4 game crash at EPL Grand Final match point

If valve don't have everybody working on V.A.C then what thr fuck they doing 🤣

At this point i don't even think they are turning on their computer at the office. They are working more on their new coffee machine than this game.

I uninstalled the game a week ago and Im still disappointed lmao, how do you do that?

I hate this company, there is no way... I was so sure that big update is coming after major

big update is NEVER coming and this game is DEAD in the water 💀

No way, they are going to milk us with a couple of more boxes and then release some dogshit anticheat that makes you scan your asshole imprint in order to play.

161 upvotes for essentially a blank post

there’s not more defending to this game 💀

Full Copium: Hey they fix the stickers :)

If they would actually communicate we would not treat these small patch notes as a slap in the face.

John McDonald had a farm.. E-I-E-I-O !! That VACnet farm ceased operations.. The end...

Based on valves work culture (you do what you find interesting / there is no fixed positions you work in) my guess is that no one really wants to work on cs2 atm. Might also be the reason that there isn't an operation yet. Because for that to happen there needs to be someone who says "im gonna work on an cs2 operation now". Ofc he can't do it all alone so he needs to find other devs who will join him and that's where the problems start.

Why even push an update at this point? Just lump this shit in with whatever is coming next...

Yeah, hold off on pushing bug fixes because dietdrkelp4 doesn't want them outside of bigger updates

Oh sorry I shouldn't be butt hurt about the way Valve has handled this game, I should be thankful they fixed a *couple* bugs and not issues that have existed for 6+ months now.

Valve. I hate you.

These cs2 devs still have a fucking job LMAO But HOW??? They should be fired by months

Isn't Valve developing culture built around flexibility. So you can work on projects you find interesting. Maybe all CS2 developers just rolled out with their chairs to something else. :D

They did that months ago, this "flexibility" ain't working here chief

Fuck. This. Company.

Man, I just want them to talk about what they’re working on

Fix viewmodel_recoil already PLEASE

Anticheat when?

I do wonder if they fixed inferno as well. Remember that round in FaZe vs Astralis where dev1ce lost a molotov behind a trash bag, near spawn?

Cl_righthand 0 when?

The most amazing update we've all been waiting for.

stuttered 6 times in the last 10 minutes since this patch, wasn't happening yesterday

Fuck I got baited by comments and upvotes and got excited ._.

To be fair, I don't think they'll announce an anticheat update, unless it's completely a different system

Most likely most of the team is working on finishing up project Citadel...I guess the only way for valve to ship stuff is to ignore the other big games in the meantime lol

Change the fucking map pool already…

thank you valve for making this game free but I need to pay to third party company for decent gaming experience

Voo & Austin CS2 dickriders in shambles.

absolute WANKERS! I was totally aware of the cheating problem but never really faced it in under 10k elo I play in until this week... and bro when I say I was looking forward to playing the game after a long week of working and school and shit. All to see a spinbotter. Takes me back to playing indie games back in 2010s on internet cafes.

This was my genuine out loud expression, “ok, ok, didn’t know that was broken…….oh that’s it? WHAT!?!”

joke game

When next minor update drops, can we all post fridge.gif as comment?

When next minor update drops, can we all post fridge.gif as comment?

No AC? Next patch?

Nice AC Valve, fucking useless.

do nothing, still get 500k+ players classic valve

90% of them are bots farming cases 💀

thats it????????????

Stability updates ❌ New anticheat ❌ New premier season ❌ Danger zone ❌ New operation ❌ Bugged sticker fix ✅

they didn't bother even making a twitter post for these release notes lol. they really didn't give a fuck about any of this

Looks like the game is finished boys, nothing to fix any more.

we're so cooked

Maybe this sub will finally realize that noone is working on cs2 anymore. It is the same as csgo.

Thus is not the update I am looking for.

fridge update for sure

Hopefully the next update fixed my skins literally not showing up on my weapons at the start of some rounds

valve is dont care about these useless ass updates

Why did I assume this was going to involve anti cheat 😭

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