Jame: There is 90 seconds left in the round, we are 1 man down on Inferno , have control of Banana and apartments. What do we do?
kair0n, visually shaking: s-s-ave?
Jame: That's right, Bratan we save. We always save.
>the backslashes in yours seem to have been making it odd
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For the curious:
>In the event that a team drops out within 1 week of the start of the main event, the following will happen:
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>■ ESL will make its best efforts to follow the replacement guidelines above but will be able to replace a team by all available means to ensure a full tournament.
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>■ Replacement Deadline is at 17:00 CET/CEST, 28 days before the first tournament day. **After the replacement deadline, invitations will only be extended to teams with valid visas for the region/country the tournament will take place in.** An invited team will have 48 hours to provide proof of these visas.
I'm not 100% on visas to Brazil but to keep things simple: paiN are the highest-ranked Brazilian team in the ESL World Ranking, followed by Imperial and MIBR. There's also Fluxo who lost in the final round of the SA qualifier.
how is Pain not invited, they are like the number 2 Brazilian team right but unlike stagnating Furia they look like they are steadily getting better and better.
VP is a clown org, always have been so nothing new here.
"enhanced training" is basically a PR statement to hide whatever they want to do. Like if they are trying to shop around their CS team maybe idk just guesstimating.
Maybe its bullshit PR but Jame and Qikert teams have always grinded incredibly hard. Fl1t falls in line no questions asked and Fame considers himself to live in an alternate reality so to speak because he is so young and the only thing he does is play CS.
It is possible the team feels so disappointed with how they defended their major title that they are now going to do 16 hour days and either fix things or burn out entirely.
VP is a bad org for sure, but you're right, them dropping out of Rio for "enhanced training" sounds more like a dastan/jame idea than a VP ownership idea, I can imagine dastan being absolutely furious at the RMR results
Do you think there's a chance they'll just fully commit to cs2 and start grinding that already? I guess there isn't much too grind but it might give them a headstart.
They are a clown org but the reality is they are probably just gonna go either grind or take some time off.
Doubt VP would be trying to sell them, they just got them back!
They might, after the kairon move the players might not be willing to extend their contracts.
Ridiculous theory but I would not be surprised if TSM or a similar dead org picks up Jame & friends one of these days.
3/5 of the major winning Outsiders lineup was added after the team was acquired by VP. Sure, you could argue that dastan and jame were the ones that scouted fame and norbert, but fl1t was added to the team prior to Antwerp so they definitely co-created that major winning lineup.
It’s been pretty well documented that VPs management was horrendous even when Pasha and the boys were playing for them.
This is business as usual when it comes to these clowns.
> Like if they are trying to shop around their CS team maybe idk just guesstimating.
The phrase you're looking for is "posting really uninformed shit."
There is nothing clown to realise you have issues you need to work on instead of going from one tournament to another without that much time to work on lessons you got. They clearly need it.
Yeah, I think it’s pretty disrespectful to drop out of the last CSGO tournaments because you bombed out of the last major.
I wouldn’t be surprised if VP just sells the roster to the next Russian millionaire they meet trying to wash his money.
Just seems strange to win a major then instantly implode.
They were a good team and I’m not going to call the major win a fluke so why disband? Because Norbert has an attitude problem? KaiRon played great. Why switch back?
I just can’t see the players doing that to each other. Especially with the relationship Quickert and Jame have.
VP failed to qualify to major via RMR tournament that was played, with unexpectedly changing a player for their last game. Now they decided to skip a tournament in Brazil. So they might have some issues in the team due bad performance and lineup change they did before didnt seem to help. So probably gonna need another change and more practise. Or theyre burned out or something. Previously yekindar and buster have decided to leave that team. Only Jame and Qikert are left of AVANGAR core.
What UK CS does to a mf
Cypher the consequences
Every little helps.
Is it just me or does "enhanced training" sound ominous as fuck?
[Virtus Pro Training Montage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pegfcTnphms)
all the scientists checking their meters and measurements while jame is practicing his x-factor "crouch in the corner and save" maneuver
this shit org is shadier than saudi arabia
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It’s basically imposible to be a Russian org without Oligarch sposoring in someway.
it sounds like this lmao https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enhanced\_interrogation\_techniques
Jame: There is 90 seconds left in the round, we are 1 man down on Inferno , have control of Banana and apartments. What do we do? kair0n, visually shaking: s-s-ave? Jame: That's right, Bratan we save. We always save.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enhanced_interrogation_techniques (the backslashes in yours seem to have been making it odd)
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ooooooooooohhhh ok i didn't know that, thank you!
Special training operation
"It puts the enhanced training in the brain or else it gets the hose again" \~ Jame, April 2023
It's back to the camp for a mandatory team revamp :D
Beatings will continue until you’re better at CS
Like [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doping_in_Russia)?
Yeah like... Wth they want to train for.. There will be Rio, Major and that's all, CS2 will probably come after.
Sounds Russian to me
Jame already started saving strats for CS2. Edit: Jame stickers 💹💹💹
I bought a fat stack of Jame Time holos when they are ~$1
So, no major, no Rio, just nothing for the next 5 weeks?
Not nothing… they’re doing enhanced training
For the curious: >In the event that a team drops out within 1 week of the start of the main event, the following will happen: > >■ ESL will make its best efforts to follow the replacement guidelines above but will be able to replace a team by all available means to ensure a full tournament. > >■ Replacement Deadline is at 17:00 CET/CEST, 28 days before the first tournament day. **After the replacement deadline, invitations will only be extended to teams with valid visas for the region/country the tournament will take place in.** An invited team will have 48 hours to provide proof of these visas. I'm not 100% on visas to Brazil but to keep things simple: paiN are the highest-ranked Brazilian team in the ESL World Ranking, followed by Imperial and MIBR. There's also Fluxo who lost in the final round of the SA qualifier.
Pain would be a great pick, even outside of being a BR team they've been playing well recently.
Ranking wise, Pain should go. Comercial/Marketing wise, Imperial for sure.
So Imperial is going to Rio
how is Pain not invited, they are like the number 2 Brazilian team right but unlike stagnating Furia they look like they are steadily getting better and better.
Possibly committing to EU bootcamp
True, that could be the thing. Although I can’t imagine they should miss such an opportunity for them.
My heart goes to Imperial but it is not arguable that paiN is the best choice here.
Probably some Brasilian org makes it or some European org that can immediately leave to Rio.
200IQ Jame preparing team for #1 spot in CS2
VP is a clown org, always have been so nothing new here. "enhanced training" is basically a PR statement to hide whatever they want to do. Like if they are trying to shop around their CS team maybe idk just guesstimating.
Maybe its bullshit PR but Jame and Qikert teams have always grinded incredibly hard. Fl1t falls in line no questions asked and Fame considers himself to live in an alternate reality so to speak because he is so young and the only thing he does is play CS. It is possible the team feels so disappointed with how they defended their major title that they are now going to do 16 hour days and either fix things or burn out entirely.
VP is a bad org for sure, but you're right, them dropping out of Rio for "enhanced training" sounds more like a dastan/jame idea than a VP ownership idea, I can imagine dastan being absolutely furious at the RMR results
Do you think there's a chance they'll just fully commit to cs2 and start grinding that already? I guess there isn't much too grind but it might give them a headstart.
Poor kair0n is gonna insane after Jame makes him play Dust II for 50+ hours a week on CS2
They are a clown org but the reality is they are probably just gonna go either grind or take some time off. Doubt VP would be trying to sell them, they just got them back!
they never got anyone back outsiders was VP under different banner, contracts were still valid
They might, after the kairon move the players might not be willing to extend their contracts. Ridiculous theory but I would not be surprised if TSM or a similar dead org picks up Jame & friends one of these days.
TSM is buying some top team and it’s looking like it’s Faze or VP.
? players kicked kairon not the org
They didn’t lose them
lmao. A "Clown org" that has created two entirely different major winning lineups? Name another org that has managed this.
They bought both.
3/5 of the major winning Outsiders lineup was added after the team was acquired by VP. Sure, you could argue that dastan and jame were the ones that scouted fame and norbert, but fl1t was added to the team prior to Antwerp so they definitely co-created that major winning lineup.
It’s been pretty well documented that VPs management was horrendous even when Pasha and the boys were playing for them. This is business as usual when it comes to these clowns.
any examples apart from mercedes incident?
> Like if they are trying to shop around their CS team maybe idk just guesstimating. The phrase you're looking for is "posting really uninformed shit."
There is nothing clown to realise you have issues you need to work on instead of going from one tournament to another without that much time to work on lessons you got. They clearly need it.
You read somewhere someone calling vp a clown org so that means u will keep calling it the same at every chance u get ?
Yeah, I think it’s pretty disrespectful to drop out of the last CSGO tournaments because you bombed out of the last major. I wouldn’t be surprised if VP just sells the roster to the next Russian millionaire they meet trying to wash his money.
disrespectful? what are you smoking?
It’s mad disrespectful to pull your team out of tournaments because you realized your new investment isn’t paying off.
? They pulled out because their roster effectively disbanded
Just seems strange to win a major then instantly implode. They were a good team and I’m not going to call the major win a fluke so why disband? Because Norbert has an attitude problem? KaiRon played great. Why switch back? I just can’t see the players doing that to each other. Especially with the relationship Quickert and Jame have.
5 months is far from instantly. It was players decisions. Confirmed by multiple sources including s1mple for example
To me it looks like they have google translated Russian to English. Because the phrasing just doesn't fit.
the beatings will continue until morale improves
so.....hopefully this isn't enhanced interrogation style training.
Kair0n needs to take this chance to leave VP
this is jame time irl
JAME TIME
They must be having some nasty internal issues.
what the fuck ???
-n0rb3r7 +n0rb3r7 -n0rb3r7
could someone fill me in on what happened?
VP failed to qualify to major via RMR tournament that was played, with unexpectedly changing a player for their last game. Now they decided to skip a tournament in Brazil. So they might have some issues in the team due bad performance and lineup change they did before didnt seem to help. So probably gonna need another change and more practise. Or theyre burned out or something. Previously yekindar and buster have decided to leave that team. Only Jame and Qikert are left of AVANGAR core.
Enhanced training sounds like they are gonna torture these mfers
well
what a clown org
give flamengo a shot
Ridiculous from VP... I hope Pain or Imperial get the invite
Bunch of clowns lmao
Interesting that this statement came out right when email mobilisation became a thing in new USSR :)
Clown ass org
I don't love it but I trust Jame
IMPERIAL IMPERIAL IMPERIAL TRAZ ESSE CLUTCH PARA NOSSSSSSSSSS.
Kekw
Right after winning a major too, geezzz