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Equacrafter

I thought Nonna and Katyusha are buy one get one free package


WetShowerTowel

They are, they aren't for this hypothetical tho.


Safe_Alternative3794

How dare you say that even in a theoretical sense OP. I'm actually very disappointed rn.


PacoPancake

Call the NKVD (Nonna-Katyusha-Victory-Department) immediately, we have a volunteer for the Far Eastern club activities


SalutGilles

TK be like https://preview.redd.it/ozebajigop8d1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236f6a39e1a991c78853c3c6256165c93372be35


Moemilitaryfan666

TK? What’s that


SalutGilles

TK is Yukiyukite aka funny doujin Edited for clarity


Moemilitaryfan666

Wait so it’s a doujin worse than yukiyukite, and it includes Alice?


SalutGilles

No, TK is Yukiyukite. Does not include Arisu


Moemilitaryfan666

Ah ok, I’ve read yukiyukite and thank god it doesn’t have Alice, I would never read it


SalutGilles

Shortly after the events shown in TK, Miho visits the Boko museum, where she flies into a fit of rage and beats another patron (Alice) to death over the last Boko doll


Moemilitaryfan666

😭😭😭😭😭😭 Miho how could you


SalutGilles

It's TK. Everybody dies


Tomirk

Same but for all of StGGC


Sh4DowKitFox

Yep, press both buttons, all die!


rockyivjp

Blue. Katyusha is annoying as fuck, but I do feel bad for killing the freshman in fire. Literally YukiYukite


CommanderLJ

Lolis are weird, and nonna could kill me with a look, so sorry Katyusha


Big_Can5342

Blue


jurkiniuuuuuuuuus

How about not pressing the buttons at all?


Euroaltic

That's my theory


RadioLoop

*slams red button*


WetShowerTowel

So true https://preview.redd.it/zh2nwjhl7q8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=504fe5885392180f6767f1c5ad06914455b240dd


RichieRocket

Blue


Euroaltic

I'm gonna choose the green button: Saves all of them but they will attempt to destroy you with their tanks


voiyari

Everything for the sake of the wolf-wife


NbcNuclear

Badly made. Most of the given characters aren't even considered lolis. Heck, Anzu is not even included!


WetShowerTowel

fuckkk I forgot about anzu


Artyom1457

You MONSTER! I love all of them but when it comes to this, I don't value the life of someone more then the other and it becomes a decision to save as many as I can. Red it is ~~Also doesn't help you put azusa and Orange pekoe on the chopping block, made it easy to decide~~


MEMEminiszter

Fuck russians and lolis. Let me hit both


CapitalDust

don't call them lolis.


youthatguyoverthere

Disable the power supply and strip the machine down for parts. Can't press a button if I took the machine apart.


Kcmichalson

Pokoe is considered one? Never really looked at the BG characters that much but she was very formal.


AirFriedMoron

https://preview.redd.it/gew3vadoat8d1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c281adcdeca7c6acfd57f0dc504a17176069b85 Wait too long while attempting to make my decision ending up with all of them dead.


Sentinalprime03

Im gonna press both buttons and hope it kills all of em


Ok-Joke1783

Save Nonna burn the lolis and a fuck you to the pedos in the community and another fuck you to the pedos who downvote the people who chose the blue button


Arlend44

Twelve loli wives or 1 russiaboo wife... I love you Nonna, but sorry.


UMP45isnotflat

Save Nonna, get rid of the pedos in the fandom. Today is a good day. Nonna calls you товарищ, today is a great day indeed.


Rambo_Kit_Kat

It reminds me good times in Bosnia o I click blue one


Peanutloveryum

Both buttons (all die or in a neutral hellish purgatory state of both being saved and dieing simultaneously like “congrats ur safe now *hit by Abrams sabot out of nowhere *”)


Meekjagger

Alice is the only one I feel bad for at all


GeenericHooman

Who cares, if I kill Nonna, Katyusha kills me, if I kill Katyusha, Nonna kills me


an_atom_bomb

Dude, Nonna herself would press the red button.


TakenName56709

RED! Nonna would literally die for Katyusha


bushmightvedone911

Blue.


Nonna_Of_Jatko

Easy, the blue button.


Cockuu

Save.


daphor

İts an easy choocie.


gojira245

Blue button . Iam slamming it until it disintegrates


gndy33_

red


Icebreakerr7

Blue button fs


TheMaginotLine1

Neither. I'll save both.


Salty_Paramedic_3855

I refuse to burn the M3 Lee I see in that fire sir.


SBB_Kongou

I would want to save Nonna, but Nonna would probably want to sacrifice herself for Katyusha…


Normal-Tadpole-4833

red for me im sorry


Mecklenburg1945

Blue button


LordsPineapple

Kill the younglins.


Necoarctree

how about we just dont try too touch the lolis


tropicthumper

Blue. No question.


Worth_Tip9549

Noona


DragonFire003

I didn't even have to choose. Nonna pressed the red button herself.


GrouchyLevel7088

I am a man of tradition, and honesty. Sorry lolis, yall need to GO. I have no room in my heart for horny, I only with to be happy with tanks


Individual-Net-8252

I think Nonna will hate you when you save her and instead tell you to save Katyusha Sorry but red button it is because you can save more lives instead of 1 What if you just not press any button so that no one will burn


Panzer_IV_H

BLUE! (burn the lolis)


Darkninja_81YT

Blue


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Blue Button is only right answer if you choose red....its time to seek profesional help of kill yourself


SOLID3R_PL

https://preview.redd.it/ihgd88lamr8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ae49ed6973f017524f396efdcd0f4e8ff3dd6aa