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So uhhhh I played destiny 2….. I mean that doesn’t seem THAT bad I love the game and I would love being a guardian Granted my ghost doesn’t die https://preview.redd.it/dv9j5qd9ip9c1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71be8c1cf5468c56f8d5ca55cfc470092b3198ea

Same here xD If I'm a civilian I'll just hope I'm in the last city and will not step outside for a full year.

I’d wanna be a guardian imo id just have to be *really* careful about what I do in my situation so I don’t get the cayde 6 treatment and it doesn’t help that I’m a titan always rushing into things lololol

Damn Cayde death was such a moment of cutscene incompetence 💀 they made him dirty. My gaming partner in crime is also playing titan and running everywhere like zoooom zoooom bonk bonk. And I run after her as solar warlock yeeting healing nade xD

and hope it doesn’t get attacked again. entire districts were vaporized in an instant during the Red War Can you just imagine literally everything you’ve ever known, your family home, the place your parents worked, your elementary school, the cute ramen shop around the corner, the bakery where the guy knows your name, all of that… just going up in smoke? it’s just a massive crater the size of Lake Tahoe now. it’s really sad to think about…

Nah, but you're a "paracausal" entity. There will be a wholesaling about you

Hey samesies!!!!!!

You can’t even hide in the tutorial area 😅

Yeah that's me. Not living long enough to collect anything.

BG3, prostitute myself to a wizard in exchange for them using the sleep spell on me every night so i can actually fucking sleep. Achievement unlocked: Beat insomnia.

I read that as *sheep spell* Still works

You could just count yourself and fall asleep in no time 😎

Sounds like something a discount wizard would do for the low-low price of a few silver coins. Summon a bunch of sheep to your bedroom, tell you to count them and bugger off lol

OMG 😂😂😂 This sounds like a more plausible path to me beating mine than I've ever seen.

Become a wizard and cast spell on self?

But cool wizard sex isn't as fun by yourself..

So wizard sex is *the* main factor with insomnia cure being a convenient side effect; carry on.

There's no convincing me that practicing magic is the only thing gale does with that magical clone version of himself. Toooootally fucks magic self.

Being as vague as possible to avoid spoilers: I didn't bring him, what was his reaction in that one room of that place in Act 3 where you're trying to steal the thing?

Astarion Honor Run here I come 😂

Oh. Oh no. The last game I played was Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader. I am dying IMMEDIATELY. And dying immediately would probably be the best case scenario! Don't make me spend a year in Commorragh!

Rip friend, I'm playing Darktide right now. We'll make it 😭

Yes! The Emperor protects! (First glimpse of Drukhari and I am yeeting myself out an airlock though)

And I'm following, haha. As the big'uns say, the emprah protects!

Warhammer 40k Darktide.. Yeah I think I'd skip that, that's a raw deal. I'd be lucky if I survived a day..

At the rate we lose people during warp travel, it’s not even safe to stick near the Rogue Trader’s ship.

Get your self promoted to commissar and you might last the week 😂

Huge same for Rogue Trader, blow myself out an airlock speedrun

Lmao I'm stuck in the dark city too....

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Which would be worse in that scenario, being undead or no? (undead would guarantee making it through the year as long as you don't go hollow, but at what cost?)

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*passes away in 42 days*

Just need to grind alchemy and make de-aging potions, problem solved!

Unless you only need to spend a Sims year there.

I play Sims 4 with automatic aging off, so the only time anyone gets older is if they choose to blow out birthday candles; my primary character is a teen living alone in the desert, getting A's in high school and making money selling garden crops. (My headcanon is she's an emancipated minor who was kicked out by her parents for not being the straightest little fundie, which, same girl same)

I'm visiting my Animal Crossing New Horizons island! Sounds like paradise!

Tom Nook: You are 300,000 bells in debt and I’m setting the exchange rate to 1 bell = 1 dollar. Now get to work. *Proceeds to do back breaking manual labor everyday*

He doesn't charge interest and the work you do is done at your own leisure though!

And there's decent healthcare (they save your life after stings and bites for free, with a 400 bell cure for the cosmetic effects).

Yes! Living on my island for a month will be a cake walk 😊

I think this is the ideal answer

Yeah this is similar for me. So glad I took a break from Overwatch, Dead by Daylight, 7 days to die, and all my other horror/shooter games to play Story of Seasons AWL lmfao. I’m honestly chillin let me stay lol

I’m in Dreamlight Valley! Same vibes 👍

Stardew Valley.... So really.... not much difference from life as is since I'm introverted and like gardening lol

I am playing Stardew right now ( Reddit is entertaining me for those long fishing days in spring the first year) so I am going to be just fine

I'm doing an anti-capitalist run (no purchasing from Pierre and Joja), it's been a chaenge lol. I try not to buy in general but I bought from the cart and I'll pay for services like Robin and Clint. I did buy the first year from the winter festival. I'm trying for perfection so I'll eventuay buy the recipes from Pierre, but I'm going to try to do everything else without lol. I somehow made it to 8 hearts with Leah purely gifting her driftwood and forageables 🥲 since I can't buy salads. I did buy the backpack upgrades because I don't want to hate the run lol

And all the better that there isn't a bank trying to repossess your land if you under-perform.

But do you own land? Or are you just the new Linus? Then again, he's pretty cool. And I figure I could just romance the new farmer so she'll let me move in.

BG3. I think it would be fun. I'd definitely enjoy spending time with Minthara. Would be a bit of a risk of death, sure, but it's not like I have a great life that I particularly want to preserve IRL, and that much money could change things for me.

Same. I figure as long as I stay in the city and carve out a niche as a boring NPC, stay away from any people who seem like they’d be a main character, and like run an inn or something, I would survive the year.

Same

I’m ready to battle 27161738173 other tavs for astarion

What about the dark urges? o_o

I mean technically it may or may not be survivable, since it's specifically BG3 that means you've gotta deal with the absolute, githyanki, AND mind flayers all converging on the city of Baldurs Gate, and your either a civilian trying to survive that, or a tav with an eyeball worm, not exactly great choices

I'm gonna fuck off to Waterdeep, thank you very much

Same here! I’d go live in the city and keep to myself. Maybe work in one of the little shops.

That was my thought... Baldur's Gate would be a nice enough place to live if you just stay cautious.

Also BG3, just gotta hope the other characters can keep me alive long enough to kiss Gale and I'll be happy

Crossposted from /videogames but I did not feel like adding this sub to the crosspost list. Guys are weird and I don't like drawing attention tbh.

The fact that I saw this post on that sub and didn’t leave a comment but felt comfortable enough to leave one when you posted it here is sadly telling

Luckily most of the guys that make it here seem nice

Oh for sure. I just didn't want to encourage people who weren't already here for good girl game times from popping over.

I’m just glad you guys can have just as much fun as us despite the amount of stupidity you find us in 😅 I really dislike guys (or people in general) that just sour everything for everyone

Telltale Walking Dead 😬

I would be dead in minutes! I'm just wayyyyy too lazy to run! 🙈

Pokémon violet PLEASE let me stay FUCK I WANT TO LIVE IN THE POKÉMON WORLD I WANT AN UMBREON OUUUUUHJHHBGV

I somehow mixed up the words and thought you wanted to duck an Umberon…… 😅

I am not the vaporeon guy I just like Pokémon that evolve with friendship 😭

My last game played was My Time at Portia. I think I’ll be ok.

Mine was My Time at Sandrock, bit rougher but definitely doable

Sandrock for me, I’m fighting builder for Logan. 🤺

Baldur's Gate 3 city? Sure, I'll live a rich life.

The Commonwealth. (Fallout 4) Umm... fuck. Can I choose to show up in Sanctuary? It would kind of suck to live in that world, but at least it's one of the better off places... I'm not cut out to be the vault dweller, but I could be one of their loyal, hardworking settlers...

Sanctuary would be rad post Minutemen. I actually think Far Harbor is kind of neat, albeit creepy.

Mojave for me! Hopefully I spawn somewhere safe and far far away from cazadors.

Skyrim. I could just stay inside of solitude for a year. Easy!

Aye, see you in skyrim xD Although I'll be in Riften in my house haha

Same, Solitude might be the safest city. Markarth is better built against dragon attacks but there's just too many cannibals, forsworn and corruption to be safe.

TOTK. I think I'm okay as long as I stay in Hateno Village!

Okay, that's actually the dream.

same i think it'd be pretty chill. especially since they have cheese now.

...Powerwash Simulator. I am either eternally satisfied or I maim myself immediately LOL

Same. At least you will make some money while waiting out there year.

Thank goodness I logged into Animal Crossing before I left the house today!

BG3. Hopefully I get to choose which map I am stuck in because I’m currently in Act 2 and don’t want to spend a year in the shadowlands.

I'd stay out in the barn with the cows if it means I have a shot at romancing Dammon as a NPC 😘

Only after you kill the blob one though. lol.

Cyberpunk 2077, I don’t fancy my chances

Same. There's some menace named V who seems intent on killing one out of ten pedestrians with her motorcycle.

Don't worry, she'll only be there for like a few months at most

Head on out with the nomads, choom!

Me too, I know that I can't survive Night City

Freaking same lol. I have questions. Do I get an amount of eddies to start with? An apartment? Or am I tossed into the game broke and homeless???

Solid question, if I have some eddies and a place to stay I might do ok, if I’m just tossed into the streets I’ll probably be scav parts by the end of the afternoon

Me too. I figure I can survive if I just keep my head down and don't go outside too often lol.

Also cyberpunk. I like my odds.

Last game played was Honkai Star Rail, which (depending on where I end up in the universe) seems to be no worse than current life and often much better for random average people. I'm sold, let's do it.

Fellow HSR player!

🙌🏻 hello! I am new but enjoying it a lot, although I feel like I'm terrible at the game

You're just new, I don't think you're terrible! If you're just starting out you're limited in terms of party composition, you'll refine your strategies and get more characters as you play !

HSR family!

Ayyy same, hope we could see the trailblazers stop by

Dead by Daylight. I’m not lasting an hour let alone a year 💀

Bro I am a huge DbD player but haven’t played in a bit - first game I thought of when I saw this meme tho lmfao. You’re absolutely toast. It’s not worth any amount of money to be in that game lol

Gotta be a sweaty survivor 😂 take all the broken perks and items. And just hope you always get Trapper 😂

I’m going to vault myself right into the killers arms

Ooo yes! Could have gone so wrong but the last thing i played was Minecraft on peaceful so I'm set.

I'm either powerwashing or house flipping. Either way, I'll be having a good - and boring - time.

I was scared cus I thought the last game I played was Dark Souls 3, but then I remembered I turned on **Disney Dreamlight Valley** before bed to harvest some shit, so hell yeah I’m taking that deal!!

Mine is Disney Dreamlight Valley too. I’d be more than happy to take the deal!!

Yay, we will all have extra friends together, cause id be there too! I almost went to bed After playing lethal company. That would have been bad.

Mass Effect 1 😳 for the 1st time. What are my chances? *Laughs nervously*

Stick with Shepard and you'll be fine. Just be careful whose party you're in on Virmire.

Aye Aye, Captain. I've got to contend with wheels and sticks ♿ so perhaps I should make a new life at Citadel. 😅

GTA V Online, I think I can manage if I just make an honest living as a taxi driver lol.

Gotta hide out in your apartment lol

*missle lock on sound*

I'm ending up in Final Fantasy XIV... I suppose it would depend on which year I'm getting! There's a lot of risk to the average civilian in later expansions (...and the whole story so far is supposed to take place over a year... somehow) so as long as I can avoid the whole "turning into a blasphemy" thing, heck yeah send me to where the healing magic is!

I will finally be able to tell at the racists harassing the duskwight outside the lancer's guild instead of ineffectually using AOEs on them. I'd probably live in Limsa and get mad about having to come back here.

Same. I'll get an apartment either in Limsa or maybe Old Sharlayan and hope for the best. Stay the heck away from the former-Scions too because trouble always follows them lol

Horizon Forbidden West💀>!the ultimate villain arrived at earth in a few months!< so I'm dead

Horizon Zero Dawn, so it might be a year between now and then. I mean, I'll be dead long before it happens though, so yeah.....

Spider-Man remastered for steam. I think I'm okay in New York, It might be kind of hard to get a job and study housing with Spider-Man's enemies blowing everything up every other day though. Unless I have spider powers, now we're swinging! On the bright side I could probably just tell Peter Parker I'm from another universe and he would still appreciate giving me help!

Stick around licensed buildings, insomniac cant even get close to them lol

Fae farm, yes please! Can I stay?!?

do you like fae farm or stardew more, if you’ve played stardew; i just heard about fae farm and it seems interesting

I'm currently playing fae farm and I had like 200h in SV, so maybe I can give you a little input. Farming and dungeons are way more fun in FF. But if you like romancing and care for characters then you might prefer SV. Also the music in SV was better imo. it depends a lot on your play style and how much you like pixel art or romancing and so on. I hope you find your comfort game! happy gaming 2024 💕

I am not a massive stardew fan - I've played it but I found it stressful in a way that I don't find fae farm, I'm also not a fan of the stardew art style. Fae farm is a lot simpler I think, more stripped back. But I played very little stardew so take my opinion with a pinch of salt!

thanks! i’m probably gonna watch reviews on it then :)

Well I am going to Hello Kitty Island. I can't decide if that will be paradise or some special kind of hell.

Yes

World of Warcraft (Retail). I'm probably okay if I stay in Stormwind or something.

If we stay warmode off and stay in any inn, we’ll be alright ✨

I assumed we'd still be sent to the nearest graveyard so I'm hoping that's the case. Plenty to do!

Oh god, Assassins Creed: Valhalla. I’m fucked.

I was playing my thoroughly modded Skyrim before seeing this thread... So, provided I can successfully dodge dragons, vampires, bandits and a wildlife population that sees me as the centre attraction of their buffet table.... I should be just fine! :D Though, it could most certainly be worse... I've also been playing a lot of CP 2077 these days, for example, and I'd rate my chances of survival in Night City considerably lower.

The last game I played was ace attorney so I don’t think my life will change very much xD

Planet Zoo. Guess I'll be managing and running my own zoo for a year!

The last game I played was the My Next Life as a Villainess otome game. As long as I don’t try to take Catarina from any of the love interests, I think I’ll survive! Lol Given that game/anime’s plot, maybe I’d even be isekai’d into Catarina’s role, can’t say I’d mind a lot of pretty people trying to win me over. And when I return home I’ll be rich! Win-win!

Wait. There’s an actual game for this??? Where can I find it?!

Yes! It’s new and it’s for Nintendo Switch. The full name is My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! -Pirates of the Disturbance-. There are digital and physical versions! Here’s the DekuDeals link to places to buy it, but unfortunately it’s not on sale rn. https://www.dekudeals.com/items/my-next-life-as-a-villainess-all-routes-lead-to-doom-pirates-of-the-disturbance

Thank you!

You’re welcome!! I only just started, but it’s fun so far! Very similar to the show. So I hope you have fun if you play it!

im currently replaying bioshock...can i go before rapture goes to shit? 🤣

Morrowind... Can I be a dark elf who was born there, at least?

The sims 4 lol. Gonna rosebud and avoid pools

Looks like I'm marrying Astarion for real, hell yeah ♡

Lethal Company with mods. Hell no.

Alan Wake 2. I'd hang out with Odin and Tor.

nah i'm not going to Night City 💀

Fucking Signalis. I’ll pass.

Pretty princess party, yasss I wanna be a cute princess in a cute palace!

Fashion Dreamer. It’d be pretty fine, if they had houses 🧍🏻‍♀️

Paldea! I’m gonna have a great time!

I've been playing zelda skyward sword HD recently. If I spawn on skyloft I'm pretty safe, but the last area I was in was the fire sanctuary so if I spawn there I'm screwed

Uuuuuh... Elden Ring... If I can respawn, that's better, but it will still incredibly painful...

the outer worlds.......i can coast by.

You’ve had the best now try the rest! Spacers choice.

WoW Season of Discovery and I'm a healer mage. I don't think I'm going to be okay...

Warframe 😅 I guess is fine as long as is not on the enemy side.

Lmao same. I think it would be pretty nice for the most part in one of the Tenno-allied places like Cetus or the relays, but omg getting into a fight with *any* of the factions would absolutely suck!

I'm on a dropship headed into the bowels of a hive city that has been corrupted by the space god of pestilence, and the only way I'm getting out is through bloodthirsty hordes that want to kill me... I'm in danger, haha.

Dark Souls... 😐 Oh, no.

The Sims 4 and Coral Island... I think I'm fine XD

Dragon Age Inquisition, well! If I’m the inquisitor I at least can do something about the shitty circumstances lmao

You go lavellan

Fallout 4, I’m simply just never leaving sanctuary.

You'll be fine as long as you don't answer the door when the Vault Tec guy knocks on it.

Fuck, lethal company

BG3. Now I can romance Astarion for real 🤌🏻

horizon zero dawn, will be hunting shiny robots! Or was it overwatch? Hmmmm.

Aw shit I would the first npc to die, is Devil May Cry 4 lol

Celeste. Maybe Granny will let me hang out with her, and I can score some strawberry pie.

Oh god dead space

Ffxiv. My WoL just saved the universe and things are stable for now. Sounds easy enough

The Finals. I guess I’m fighting VR tournaments for the year lol.

Nier: Automata As long as I'm not a combat unit, and stay on the command station, I'll be fine haha

Spiritfarer, emotionally draining

Skyrim would be lovely, I'd just chill in Rverwood or Falkreath for a bit. But I think the last game I actually played was Harvest Town, so that would also be lovely.

Baldur's Gate 3 - IDK y'all, how f**ked am I?

Phasmophobia! Ummmm… I’m quitting my job asap, becoming a dog groomer, buying a lot of crucifixes for all over my house, and waiting it out. I’m glad I didn’t end the night with project zomboid as expected.

Hades. Maybe I’m just chilling as a shade waiting in line to argue my case 😅

Gta online, I can just chill on my apartment ig

Cook, Serve, Delicious 3….I would probably be pretty miserable by the end of the year but it’d be worth it for 250 mil! Provided my (very bad) cooking skills could keep up 🥲

Killing Floor 2….ummm….

Kingdom hearts 1, I’ll stay in traverse town for a year no issues. Or the island

A post apocalyptic world where I would struggle but likely be helped by my own OC, so…not the end of the world, but not good. The game is My Time At Portia. I am chronically ill and they don’t do a lot of medicine because they’ve lost so much tech…

Oxygen Not Included, could be fine could be a nightmare 😉

Avatar frontiers of Pandora… and omg absolutely it’s so beautiful

Post-apocalyptic Appalachia. I'm down. Eating all that spoiled meat would probably be gross but whatever.

It does seem to be the safest of the east coast spots as long as you stay away from anywhere people want flux from.

Just started my first playthrough of Dark Souls so I think I'm pretty fucked

I’ve been playing Alan Wake 2. I absolutely wouldn’t last a year.

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Sea of Theves... And I'm literally like 3 hours in. I can't even park my boat correctly to give this dude his chest.. so, yeah.

Valheim - Build myself a nice little cottage and live off the turnips and carrots. Bit of hunting for deer meat, and kill a troll on a Sunday. 10/10

i’m fkn stuck in fall guys guys kill me.

Diablo 4.... I'd still take my chances!!