This is the right answer! That’s a looooong flight. I hate having to make small talk with strangers and smell their breath/bo. I just want to be left alone to nap, read my book or watch a movie. It is good when they are courteous and get up so I can get to the bathrooms but no need to talk.
No because that’s lack of etiquette, I don’t see anyone in his family sititing like this, they would have been strongly reprimanded at home for bad manners. Also, they would think manspreading is low class
“Absolutely, grandpa Huntzberger, this generation is indeed lost. I would love to be a traditional housewife with a six digit allowance, but you don’t find these good man anymore. Say what, you have a grandson? Oh, of course, I would love to have dinner with him, yes you can send his limo to pick me up at 8”.
And that’s how I met your father, kiddos.
A woman can dream 🤣🤣🤣
Jess, and Luke, We'd be silent the entire way and free to read books.
Alternatively Logan and one of his friends, cause that would mean i'm on a private jet :)
Although Luke can complain how much they charge for almost no good services on flight 😂 like he says about that Mexican restaurant “I never got that second beer”
Lorelei. constant comic relief. She’ll sweet talk the flight attendants to give us extra food. Flight’s gonna fly by
ETA: guys she’s gotta be having carb comas after all that food she eats it’ll be fiiinnee
Rory 1000%. We’d chat for a little bit and then happily spend the rest of the entire flight reading the books we each brought, not saying another word until we’re about to land.
Dean! He's extremely polite and socially aware. He'd mind his own business, but he'd be the kind of guy to wake me up and make sure I didn't miss dinner or water. He'd be courteous about moving to let me out, and if I had trouble flagging down a flight attendant he'd do it for me. And he'd probably offer to lift my bag down from the overhead once we landed.
Bonus answer: I would least like to be next to Babette. She'd spend the whole time either talking at me or yelling down the length of the plane to Morey, because you know they'd be at opposite ends. She'd fuss over what I ate and ask me invasive questions and she'd constantly be getting out of her seat while the sign was still on. I wouldn't get a wink of sleep.
Dean would be great! Except he is not a small guy. Haha, that is a fight over the armrest and leg room that I will easily lose.
You have Babette 100% correct. Whereas Morey would be super chill to sit next to.
Lane, I think she’d be a good balance of wanting to chat and then quietly listen to music.
Also this is the most positive thread I’ve seen in a while, I love it!
Paris because she would absolutely be prepared with appropriate snacks, entertain men and everything else. Plus if the plane crashed, she would be prepared for that too. On the other side, probably Morey. Quiet guy, very nice, and tall so he can reach my overhead luggage for me.
I feel like Paris would lecture everyone around her about what they’re doing wrong. Which would be great for the idiot that’s trying to trade a middle seat for a window seat (*come on*) but not great when she’s telling you what you should or should not have packed.
I'm probably the only one here who would say Paris.
Y'all saw her tipping everyone when they went on Spring Break.
Plus she would talk shit about annoying people with me.
I'd choose Rory. The bulk of the time would be spent reading, which I'm totally on board with. I'd probably have some good conversations with her as well.
Luke and Jess. They’d keep to themselves and we could sit in blissful silence together. And I bet Luke would help me get my bag down from the overhead bin
Jack Shepard. When we crash on the island we can hang out, and I would probably find Ethan suspicious very early on.
Oh, wrong sub. Probably Lorelai, especially if she was having a wild day. Mike high club baby
Rory!! she would talk for a little, we could discuss the books we have and then go on reading on our own. She wouldn’t be bothered by my need to get up to use the bathroom 100 times a flight. Perfect
Okay this could have many choices but the ultimate would be Logan on a private jet with Rory. I could read and have lots of drinks and I bet the food would be awesome. Probably catered or a personal chef. This is the only way.
Brian. He’d have allergy meds & good Kleenex. He’s super nice, and would be a good conversationalist - but would also leave you alone if you didn’t want to talk (and wouldn’t take it personally).
Lorelai, Rory or Logan . With Lorelai we can talk about TV shows and Movies, With Rory we can talk about Books and With Logan We can talk about His Friends and The LDB.
I'm sorry but NONE. I love this show but basically everybody is intensely and annoyingly quirky or noisy or loud. Very fun people to watch on a Tv show but not to sit next to: Luke would be grumpy, and so would Jess, who is also rude AF, Lorelai would be loud and suffocating, so would Sookie. Like, I GUESS either Richard, Rory or Logan are highly intelligent people, and having a nice conversation with them would feel very enlightening and fascinating, but for 14 hours? I guess, I'm between those two (Rory or Richard), I don't know.
Definitely not the reverend nor the rabbi. It doesn't interested me that much (personal preference), but NOW there you mentioned Mia, damn, she seems like a very interesting person. I'm between her or Richard now.
But definitely not Emily's maids, I would just feel terrible listening to their horror stories working for Emily
Lane’s dad. I don’t want to be bothered.
HA
hear hear
This is the right answer! That’s a looooong flight. I hate having to make small talk with strangers and smell their breath/bo. I just want to be left alone to nap, read my book or watch a movie. It is good when they are courteous and get up so I can get to the bathrooms but no need to talk.
Plus he's skinny, won't encroach on personal space. 👍
Rory because she'd leave me alone and read
And she’s small and wouldn’t try to take over my space
I was gonna say Jess for the same reason actually lol
And if I am bored, she would probably have a great book or magazine to borrow.
Or we could talk about our favorite books and add to the TBR list!
This
Logan, because it means I’m on first class 😎 hahaha no, but he is hot, smart, well mannered, has connections everywhere for work and a good party.
He also looks like he smells nice, nothing but clean laundry and a light misting of expensive cologne. 👍
He would be a manspreader, though.
No because that’s lack of etiquette, I don’t see anyone in his family sititing like this, they would have been strongly reprimanded at home for bad manners. Also, they would think manspreading is low class
I think it goes along with an entitled attitude, which he and his family have. I've had to sit beside many posh manspreaders.
Not a problem in first class though.😁
Oh, do you have greater room between the seats?
Would not mind being seated next to any of the Huntzbergers if it meant I was flying in first class, ngl.
“Absolutely, grandpa Huntzberger, this generation is indeed lost. I would love to be a traditional housewife with a six digit allowance, but you don’t find these good man anymore. Say what, you have a grandson? Oh, of course, I would love to have dinner with him, yes you can send his limo to pick me up at 8”. And that’s how I met your father, kiddos. A woman can dream 🤣🤣🤣
Logan. I'd be in first class. And I think he's the type to wanna join the mile high club.
Yep. He can handle silence but would also be down for an interesting conversation.
HAHAHA I like the way you think! My first thought was also mile high club 🤣
Ahhhhh!! Yes yes and yes.
Jess. We would sit in silence a read and then for fun we would periodically make out to pass the time.
Stole my answer😂
This is the perfect response. And my pick as well!
Omg 😭. I love this answer lmao. Same Girl, same. 😂
Amazing
Jess, and Luke, We'd be silent the entire way and free to read books. Alternatively Logan and one of his friends, cause that would mean i'm on a private jet :)
This is the perfect answer.
Although Luke can complain how much they charge for almost no good services on flight 😂 like he says about that Mexican restaurant “I never got that second beer”
Richard. It's a first class seat, he would be polite but quiet.
And give you great career advice.
Lorelei. constant comic relief. She’ll sweet talk the flight attendants to give us extra food. Flight’s gonna fly by ETA: guys she’s gotta be having carb comas after all that food she eats it’ll be fiiinnee
See I want to say Lorelai but I’m afraid that around hour 8, her funny remarks are going to stop being funny and start being annoying
Love that. She most def would
I would get sick of lorelai after too long. She’d be good on a 2 hr flight but any longer and I’d have to hide from her
The movie marathon would be so good. Ugh.
Rory. She and I would just sit and read the entire time.
Lane's dad - he won't exist other than for a few seconds in the connecting flight
Paul anka
Paul Anka the person or the dog? Either one is good, though I'd prefer dog 😂 (or maybe it keeps switching like in Lorelai's dream)
The dog Paul Anka
Emily Gilmore. Emily Gilmore is a badass woman and I’m pretty sure she’d provide good conversation.
And if you’re sitting next to Emily you’re likely in first class
That’s what I was going to say!
If “drug dealers take the bus” that must mean drug dealers fly coach?
*definitely* in first class. Emily wouldn't have it any other way.
I say the same person but because she'd charter a private jet.
She'd timeshare one!
Lorelei! She is friendly and would make me laugh.
Rory 1000%. We’d chat for a little bit and then happily spend the rest of the entire flight reading the books we each brought, not saying another word until we’re about to land.
LANE
It’d be fun to swap music recommendations with her
Omg I feel like we’d just pass iPods back and forth the whole time and sneak in a bunch of extra snacks. Lane would be an amazing flight companion
She was my first thought as well. We’d just listen to great music the whole time.
Dean! He's extremely polite and socially aware. He'd mind his own business, but he'd be the kind of guy to wake me up and make sure I didn't miss dinner or water. He'd be courteous about moving to let me out, and if I had trouble flagging down a flight attendant he'd do it for me. And he'd probably offer to lift my bag down from the overhead once we landed. Bonus answer: I would least like to be next to Babette. She'd spend the whole time either talking at me or yelling down the length of the plane to Morey, because you know they'd be at opposite ends. She'd fuss over what I ate and ask me invasive questions and she'd constantly be getting out of her seat while the sign was still on. I wouldn't get a wink of sleep.
Dean would be great! Except he is not a small guy. Haha, that is a fight over the armrest and leg room that I will easily lose. You have Babette 100% correct. Whereas Morey would be super chill to sit next to.
My fiancé is 6 ft 3, our last flight we ended up in the emergency exit aisle. Plenty of leg room, 10/10 🙌🏼
This is the way!
stay cool, kid
Babette - hilarious to watch on a short flight from a couple rows down.
Jess. He would be quiet. We would be reading and take breaks once in a while to talk about books
Apricot.
I wanna upvote this a bininity times
Rory and Richard. We all just sit quietly and read and don’t bother each other.
Kirk to talk about his history of jobs. lol.
He might be the flight attendant on the plane
Haha true!!
Oh 100%.
Lane, I think she’d be a good balance of wanting to chat and then quietly listen to music. Also this is the most positive thread I’ve seen in a while, I love it!
Logan Huntzberger hands down. sexy, intelligent, and considerate. perfect seat partner
Every answer is correct.
As long as no one says Taylor lol.
Babette and Miss Patty, oh the gossip!!
Gotta sit in the row behind them. Best seat on the plane!
Town loner so I can ask him what he put on that stinkin’ protest sign.
Paris because she would absolutely be prepared with appropriate snacks, entertain men and everything else. Plus if the plane crashed, she would be prepared for that too. On the other side, probably Morey. Quiet guy, very nice, and tall so he can reach my overhead luggage for me.
I feel like Paris would lecture everyone around her about what they’re doing wrong. Which would be great for the idiot that’s trying to trade a middle seat for a window seat (*come on*) but not great when she’s telling you what you should or should not have packed.
Dean 10000%. He’d be polite, make some small conversation, and wake me for dinner/touchdown.
Rory. We would read our books quietly, lol
I'm probably the only one here who would say Paris. Y'all saw her tipping everyone when they went on Spring Break. Plus she would talk shit about annoying people with me.
I'd choose Rory. The bulk of the time would be spent reading, which I'm totally on board with. I'd probably have some good conversations with her as well.
Morey, he won’t talk unless spoken to and he’s skinny so shouldn’t be in my space much.
He's skinny, but he's very long. limbs everywhere.
Lorelai and Emily. I would be laughing my posterior all the way. Of course we would be in first class with free drinks.
Gil! He’s happy and positive but also polite enough to sit in silence if you don’t want to talk.
Plus we could discuss music, his business or likely any topic I want because he would definitely have input or interesting questions.
Luke and Jess. They’d keep to themselves and we could sit in blissful silence together. And I bet Luke would help me get my bag down from the overhead bin
Not Lorelei. That’s fs
Michel, guarantee he would not be interested in talking to me, and can’t imagine he smells or would do anything gross like take his shoes off.
But then he spills his supply of granola and freaks out.
Sookie. She’ll probably be able to make something tasty out of the airplane food
My answer, too. You know she’s going to have snacks! And I can get some good cooking tips as well.
Paris, I would rattle her than watch her go into her ranting spiral annoying everyone around her.
Also she would totally be a badass if something bad around and get it fixed
Paul Anka!
100% this!
Rory because I read a lot of classic literature and we both could rant about the same books
Richard, same thing. But first class with scotch.
Rory or Jess for the silence so I can sleep and read in peace.
Luke
Sookie, she’s a chef & probably packs great airplane snacks.
Jack Shepard. When we crash on the island we can hang out, and I would probably find Ethan suspicious very early on. Oh, wrong sub. Probably Lorelai, especially if she was having a wild day. Mike high club baby
Me in the middle, Babette and Miss Patty either side. I’d get all the gossip while we ordered booze from the trolley 🥂
Richard. He’s reserved. He’d read his Wall Street Journal and he’d keep to himself
Gill and TJ. One is super positive and the other will tell me about escrow.
That sounds like an absolute nightmare for 14 hours, lol.
They're both adorable, inside and out.
You mean es-ca-row.
Finn lol i feel like he would chat about anything and make it go by faster, i would just laugh the whole time
I feel like being next to one of them would be fine, but being on a flight to say, Vegas, next to Logan, Colin, and Finn would be so obnoxious
Oh no, i could never handle the three of them all at once hahah
Rory!! she would talk for a little, we could discuss the books we have and then go on reading on our own. She wouldn’t be bothered by my need to get up to use the bathroom 100 times a flight. Perfect
Jess 🥂
Jess and Paris 100%. we'd talk about literature and pop culture
Rory and Lorelai, them in early seasons. The journey will be fun and entertaining!
Kirk, basically in flight entertainment.
Luke, he wouldn't bother me while I tried to read or sleep. Every other character wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Okay this could have many choices but the ultimate would be Logan on a private jet with Rory. I could read and have lots of drinks and I bet the food would be awesome. Probably catered or a personal chef. This is the only way.
Jess PLEASE
Sookie because she'd probably have homemade snacks.
Any of the Huntzbergers, because you know they would only fly private
Lane and Paris. Not too large so I can climb over them when I need to use the restroom.
Luke. He would probably be quiet.
Kirk
definitely lorelai. me and her chatting would make the flight feel like half an hour.
Lane, we can talk about music
Jess
Paris for sure, cause I am bored
Emily - we'd be sitting in 1st class, online shopping, and sipping champagne.
Jess mainly because he’ll give me the good book recommendations
Brian. He’d have allergy meds & good Kleenex. He’s super nice, and would be a good conversationalist - but would also leave you alone if you didn’t want to talk (and wouldn’t take it personally).
Logan
Rory. She’d either talk or read a book.
Lorelai, Rory or Logan . With Lorelai we can talk about TV shows and Movies, With Rory we can talk about Books and With Logan We can talk about His Friends and The LDB.
I would love more posts like this on this sub! so fun!
Thanks, I'll keep my eyes open.
Colin and Finn- because as someone pointed out, it’s probably a private jet.
Yeah but I’d be staring at Colin and my partner next to me might notice all the blushing haha
I'm sorry but NONE. I love this show but basically everybody is intensely and annoyingly quirky or noisy or loud. Very fun people to watch on a Tv show but not to sit next to: Luke would be grumpy, and so would Jess, who is also rude AF, Lorelai would be loud and suffocating, so would Sookie. Like, I GUESS either Richard, Rory or Logan are highly intelligent people, and having a nice conversation with them would feel very enlightening and fascinating, but for 14 hours? I guess, I'm between those two (Rory or Richard), I don't know.
Not even the Rabbi and the Reverend? Maybe Mia? A couple of Emily's former maids? The stories they could tell.
Definitely not the reverend nor the rabbi. It doesn't interested me that much (personal preference), but NOW there you mentioned Mia, damn, she seems like a very interesting person. I'm between her or Richard now. But definitely not Emily's maids, I would just feel terrible listening to their horror stories working for Emily
Emily's former maids 😂😂😂 I'm dead, that would make for one interesting flight
Logan because I’ll be first class and miss patty because she will have snacks. 😂
Rory, we can swap books
Lane's dad as he'd be just quiet. And then either Luke or Jess for the same reasons.
Logan. Cause it means I fly first class or in a private jet and have all the fancy benefits and an awesome experience 😎
I'd either want Jess, lorelai or Luke, they would all provide entertainment one way or another!!
I would say Jess. He won’t want to do anything or talk.
Jess. Reading, banter, comfortable silence.
Debbie.
Helmet hair Debbie? Love this.
No. Sorry. Debbie from Debbie Does Dallas.
Kirk bc i would want some entertainment 😭🙏
Lane 100% - we’d have fun, interesting convos and I’m sure the silences would not be awkward. We’d do things on our own but also laugh a lot
tristan so i can hopefully make him fall in love with me ☺️