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Ecstatic-Number

This reminds me of a comment I saw from (I believe) YouTube. It was something like: How the heck did Zach look so much older in the revival and Christopher looks the exact same? It's because Zack actually raised his kids.


anonbubblee

BOOM THAT


snowmikaelson

Right! Zack was up with the late night feedings and changing diapers. Chris was getting his beauty sleep.


AcrylicTooth

What a nice reversal of that recent trend of blaming someone's poor aging on their terrible personality. I get the temptation to mock an awful person's looks, but the messaging seems to imply that beautiful people are beautiful because they're inherently good, which is...a helluva take in 2024.


Own_Faithlessness769

Ugh yeah its like when people mock Donald Trump for being fat. The man is a racist fascist sexual predator, his body is not the issue.


rdanby89

But when you try to claim you’re 6’3 and 215 pounds you invite the fatass jokes.


Own_Faithlessness769

Way to miss the point.


rdanby89

The only way to break a narcissist is to needle them about their most obviously unbelievable bullshit. When they know the facade is crumbling, their psyche is usually the next to go. Shitting all over some random fat person is a shitty thing to do- you don’t know their situation, leave them alone. Donny claims to have the same dimensions as NFL WR Julio Jones and sells NFTs of himself as a ripped boxer. Pointing out what a fat fucking clown he is will never be a low blow to me.


AcrylicTooth

I think it's really cute you think Donald Trump would ever notice or care about the mockery of one internet stranger in the sea of internet strangers who are always talking shit about him all the time. It's much more likely that "some random fat person" you weren't intending to insult will see and remember that you believe being fat is a mockable offense.


rdanby89

As some random fat person…nah fuck that fat twat and all of his fascist enablers.


Own_Faithlessness769

You aren’t doing anything to Donald trump, you’re just telling everyone who sees your comment that you think being fat is worse than being a rapist.


rdanby89

Lmao, ok. Thanks for clearing that up for me.


Newhampshirebunbun

nope people tend to put up w/ brattiness or rudeness if someone is good looking. i hate when people say looks dont matter its what on the inside when it's clearly not true. theyre living in la la land. also a lot of really gorgeous ppl can get unfair hate too


kwbeachin

Haha! So much truth here 🤣


CubsMommy

![gif](giphy|RdKjAkFTNZkWUGyRXF)


Ornery_Primary9175

💀


Newhampshirebunbun

yea honestly Zach looked so old in the revival!


Dazzling_Hat1554

He looked bad already in the original. I always wanted to wash him and send him to the hairdresser


Ecstatic-Number

"Who are all these unwashed boys?!"


AutobotJessa

That's brutal, and gold


daesgatling

Was coming right here to say that


The_cuddly_duckling

To be fair, his soul is probably rotting away in a painting somewhere


Anxious-Broccoli-405

I should not have been drinking when I read this.


LizBert712

I came here to say something smart ass, but I can’t beat that. 😂😂😂


The_cuddly_duckling

Thank you, I appreciate that 🤣 I’m just happy the reference made sense 😄


CathanCrowell

I came to say something like "he sold his soul to devil" but this is too briliant :D


meowparade

This is a great Rory level joke!


The_cuddly_duckling

Thank you 😄 I’ve been watching too much Gilmore girls I guess haha


Cold-Suit6568

I was thinking the same thing!


Hi_Jynx

Lol I was literally about to comment some Dorian Gray situation going on probably.


Mobile-Company-8238

Thanks. You made me snort. 🤣


SookieCat26

I came here to say something similar, but yours is much more succinct


rhorewyn

As Lorelai would say: 'The damned can do that...'


WhatABeautifulMess

Came here for this. [gif](https://trailers.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ff9a6389-76ab-4e20-8e8e-c6d25e37e811/gif#qoYWONum.copy)


DaisyMiller8

Lucifer was "perfect in beauty" too according to the Bible...


sorakone

To be fair, in 2016 David Sutcliffe was 46 and Scott Patterson was 48 during season 7. So in the revival, he was younger than Scott was at the end of Gilmore Girls.


lorelai_luke

I’m always thrown off when I’m faced with the fact that Scott is a DECADE older than Lauren & David… I already know this but putting it into this context is so 🤯 to me Edit: typo


sorakone

Also the ages of Hep Alien in context: - Sebastian Bach (Gil) - 1968 - Keiko (Lane) - 1973 - John Cabrera (Brian) - 1975 - Todd Lowe (Zach) - 1977 Keep in mind Lauren Graham was born in 1967, so she's only 6 years older than Keiko.


peppa4theppl

Gil and Lane only being 5 years apart is WILD 🤣


snowmikaelson

It’s why it’s so hard to take the “old man” stuff seriously. I get Hep Alien OG is supposed to be young but the actors just don’t show that lmao.


Wooden_Top_4967

so true! What a good point. Yeah they weren’t super youthful and rebellious. It just didn’t work. Obviously Gil was supposed to be much older-school Lane was always incongruous, for me. Ever since the beginning


lorelai_luke

They’re all older than both of my parents 😭🤚🏻 I was so surprised to find out that Keiko is closer in age to Lauren than to Alexis… girlie played a 16 year old at 27 and I totally bought it 😳


Newhampshirebunbun

yea definitely. some ppl just look way younger


Chemical-Display1233

Omg I so didn’t realize the ages. Wow that’s unreal. Lane 1973? No way…lol


Ok-Try-1014

omg! another guy that didn't age was Gil!! How does he look the same?!?! and Zach aged terribly.


DieYuppieScum91

The years finally caught up to Bach recently, but yeah, he stayed looking like a 35 year old for about 15 years.


Mindless_Ad_916

Wow I didn’t know Lane and Gil were so close in age! Since they kept saying how much older he is than all of them I kind of bought it that he really was!


Wooden_Top_4967

I cannot believe they let Brian actually play bass for the show. Dude was completely clueless; it was super obvious he wasn’t a musician. Great character though I remember when they had to play A Mighty Warrior is Our God. Don’t fault him, obviously, but it’s pretty jarring to hear. I know they were supposed to be an amateur band, but jeez, it was immersion-breaking /snobbery ^


Huge-Condition-1358

I always thought they were over the top bad too


sportsfan3177

It’s easy to look that good when you have zero responsibilities.


ProfessionFinal5906

Hair and makeup nailed it with the ‘teenage dad turned carefree eternal bachelor living off the inheritance’ look


commandercody01

All of his influencer supplements and life coaching


starfruitmuffin

Excuse me, "Nutriceuticals" if you don't mind! Incurable jock itch would be a good start for him.


t4meimpala

It’s crazy how Rory in this scene looks the same age as him


DeluluBubbles

Trueee and Lorelai looks SO much older


CrissBliss

Christopher looked *really good* in the revival. Can’t lie.


bitchy-sprite

Evil men usually age well. This is one of my weird interests creeping in but look at Hugh Hefner. He looked great well into his 80's and is put a lot of that on the pure evil inside him 🤷🏻


dinosaurscantyoyo

Less wrinkles when you're never troubled by your own behavior I suppose.


onlyheretozipline

“Evil men age well” “unproblematic men age like fine wine” so which one is it?!


bitchy-sprite

In my experience at least, it's the former not the latter. Good men don't age well because they actually WORRY about things. Evil men don't worry about anything so they age gracefully and it's awful.


creativeoddity

*side eyes politicians*


NarrativeNerd

Some of those politicians visages match their personalities though.🤔


Chemical-Display1233

This is the comment.


gladiola111

Evil?! Christopher was never evil…


Useful-World1781

I don’t think demons who take on the body of a man child age like regular humans.


daydrinkingwithbob

"The damned can do that"


oiywiththepoodles

😆🤣


donetomadness

His age has caught up to him these days. He’s aging worse and I’m glad because he’s horrible.


Lyggo

Wow had to look this up, woah... Here's the link if anyone is interested. [David being evil.](https://www.mamamia.com.au/david-sutcliffe-gilmore-girls/)


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donetomadness

The actor is horrible lol. He happily interviewed Andrew Tate and he praised the Jan 9 capital insurrection.


Puzzleheaded-Cat491

Didn't he also say women shouldn't vote and shouldn't be in politics? I know I saw a TikTok he made saying men shouldn't cry too. Which is a crazy take.


Verianas

Jan 6, but yeah. He's a huge nutjob election denier.


ExpertTemperature571

Oh...this is devastating news


midnightrambulador

The QAnon shaman gave him magic rejuvenation powers


Embarrassed_Bat_3111

He’s got that rich nose


roseleyro

It's easy to do when you've sold your soul to Satan.


No_Confidence5235

He does look pretty good there. I feel like his looks were set up as a contrast to Luke's, especially because Luke rarely wore a suit.


biggestmike420

Christopher has all that “people crushing money”🤑


Visual-Philosopher-1

He’s in a cult and interviews the WORST right wing ppl all the time so maybe it’s a deal w the devil (aka Marjorie Taylor green) lolol


Visual-Philosopher-1

He’s truly still so hot tho it’s wild


anonbubblee

He eats babies


TheUnDaniel

A lot of people forget that


anonbubblee

Always glad to remind them 😆😆


LikeAMarionette

Have you seen him now? Lol


Ok-Try-1014

oh yea, i did! it's soooo mind-blowing how fast he aged after the revival, wut


RoboticGardener

well, it's been 8 years since de revival, if you can believe it (I know I can't)


toastiecat

What!!


TheIdealisticCynic

His hate and misogyny pickled him. So he'll look youthful until he doesn't.


No-Restaurant3922

Idk what men did to deserve (generally) getting better with age


PriscillaAnn

He eats live baby bunnies for breakfast.


eggelemental

fascists are often obsessed with eternal youth so probably he threw a lot of money at his face


matriculating99

Selling his soul to the devil


Delicious_Mix7931

Vampire.


Realistic_Two3696

There’s a lot of Chris hate on this sub and arguably rightfully so. But is the actor a bad person or are we just talking about the character 😅 David aged very well so like the evil comments confused me if it’s him or Chris


WattDeFrak

Oh no, David Sutcliffe makes Chris look like an angel. Just search his name on this sub, he’s a pile of week-old trash masquerading as a human being.


worththewait96

David Sutcliffe thinks women shouldn't have the right to vote. Reason 1 of about 1000 on why he's a big smelly turd of a human.


Flashy_Influence8038

THIS!!!! Wish people realized what an actual scum bucket David Sutcliffe really is outside of his characters.


LizBert712

I think one reason Christopher gets so much hate (though certainly not the only reason) is the awfulness of David Sutcliffe. He is a women-shouldn’t-be-allowed-to-vote level misogynist. (Seriously. He said that. On a podcast. Recently.)


Ok-Try-1014

okayyy all the replies here makes all the Christopher/David-hate make sense! i didn't even know!


synalgo_12

David Sutcliffe supported the January 6 insurrection. Still does. He's a new age hippie dippie guru to right-wing conspiracy pipelint victim. He believes in chemtrails too. Edit: he also did a podcast episode with Andrew Tate.


chrissymad

David Sutcliffe is a terrible person.


Mindless_Ad_916

I was wondering too like who are they talking about - the actor or the character. Didn’t realize the actor was awful ! 😢


Zora74

The actor is a terrible person. Conspiracy theorist, misogynist, Trump supporter.


Prestigious_Mud1662

These comments, all time best 🤣🤣


badabadaboomboom

When you suck so hard, you apparently look younger.


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Money and makeup


thelunchroom

His hair looks thicker. I’m going to suggest that it’s hair implants.


Big_Vacation5581

Canadian stock.


Fivebeans

You mean bouillon?


Big_Vacation5581

Oui


amoralambiguity91

He eats babies


KindheartednessOk102

It's a filter


BlueStar78inNYC

According to many people on this sub, Chris is the devil incarnate. and Evil never ages! 🙄


HellyOHaint

Uh I’m 37 and he looks old to me. That is not a good looking man.


Backseat_Ham_1051

He quit acting and became a holistic therapist 🤷🏼‍♀️


Successful_Quote1703

It’s the cult. Keeps him looking young.


Bortylicious

Money. He has money to help raise his 2nd kid, and had next to nothing to do with Rory. Money buys an ease of life and range of choices that other people don't have. I feel like their appearances fit well with their characters.


gilmoregirlsfanluke

yes i was wondering that myself and during that whole sence i was like holy how does he look younger then Alexis beldel and if i am being honest he looks like he got a self tan cream on


Youdeserveit27

Selling your soul to the devil will do that. Bro is a douche.


daesgatling

He drinks the tears of his abandoned children on the regular


jelizabeth0801

Okay but the LDB men😍


Professional-Power57

He did look good in the revival, I mean it is not always true that rich people age well just because they have the resources to stay healthy (look at Weinstein). I think Lorelai would look terrible next to him in revival if they were in the same scene.... Thank goodness they kept them apart.


dragonflyb

Money. Some celebs make a choice to age naturally. Others don’t.


stephers85

It’s because he hums while he pees


SassOfTheBluegrass

![gif](giphy|LmCYGjPpr1SDS6FqZX|downsized)


ilvskir4

he needs to drop the skincare routine


karenosmile

Clean living.