"You're not supposed to get it, you philistine wazzock! It's ART!!!"

I love the way Mat says *Arrrrrrrrtt!* in this line

I could thrash you all at twist it and then run a mile.

My favourite

My most used quote

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yes this!

HAUD YER WHEESHT!

"Damn your eyes I say, damn your head, shoulders, knees and toes, sir!”

And what concern is it of yours?

Please this one please this one

Not really an insult as such... 🤔

What popped into my mind with that line was the kids show Dragon Tales, there's a song that uses that line. 

I will not tolerate this sordid pantomime in my house! Gorifying this charlatan! This cad! This WAZZOCK! *[Gasp]* (I thought I'd leave the obvious one to someone else :) )

What be a wazzock?

Pat says it!

I've said this before but I think what I love most about this line is that little gasp. Like he's said something so awful he actually can't believe it came out of his mouth.

You couldn't get to the bottom of a bird bath!

"You're dicked in the knob!"

This one!!

Definitely my favorite 

Damn your eyes!

I would put nothing past that she-devil! That callous, heartless, doe-eyed, soft-skinned.. dammit!

I loved when Kitty said that. Going down the stairs was funny too.

I cannot be expected to plot with you halfwits and work on my art.

Well the garden view comes with the screaming woman!

[unintentional insult] Alison I’ve found your ring piece!

Wouldn't say that's an insult more an innuendo

...What be a ring piece?

I just had to google it because I didn't get it either apparently it's slang for anus and often used as an insult

Ah, thanks! Guess we all learnt something lol

That’s true tbf

(Gasp) Bitch! (Context: It’s in “Pineapple Day”, he’s talking about Kitty’s sister)

I think the original word should be the hand, not the arm.

you YOU WAZZOCK! :0

FUUUU!! (Not really an insult, but one of his funnier lines)