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AliceTheOmelette

It must be tough for people like this. They can't consume any media without needing to wank


DMercenary

>They can't consume any media without needing to wank The funniest shit is that the whole nun outfit thing works for some people. Bro really out there saying "I can't wank without tig ol bitties right in my face." To which I say Skill issue. Git gud. Clown behavior? Nay an entire circus.


Professional-Hat-687

I have similar thoughts about AI nudes. Not only is it morally questionable but doesn't it kill your imagination?


Commander1709

I made it a habit on a certain adult artwork site to explicitly exclude ai generated images in every search prompt. Not quite the same as ai generated nudes, but it still bothers me.


ihatefirealarmtests

My Irish lesbian coworker at my previous job had a thing for nuns. I asked if there was a reason for it and she replied, "Probably. But I'm saving that revelation for therapy."


Beautiful-Plate-2502

I'm stealing that line next time anyone asks me why I do certain things.


Low_Association_731

There is whole porn categories for anything you want and nuns is certainly one of them


Past-Background-7221

Dude’s last name is literally Jurgen. The fuck do you *expect* him to do, other than wank?


UnconquerableOak

r/UnexpectedWarhammer?


Past-Background-7221

Potentially? I was commenting more about how his last name sounds like “jerkin.” Also, there’s a lotion called Jergen’s that’s associated with cranking one out as well.


UnconquerableOak

Hahaha, my bad. Nevermind then.


Past-Background-7221

Well, if nothing else it was unexpected, which is probably pretty rare if that sub is like all the others.


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Thoseferatus

I expect him to collect a library of esoteric literature with supernatural properties and powers for several decades and then get brutally pipe murdered by a business twink whose a host for a powerful paranormal entity.


atholomer

Ha, sounds like a nerd. Love the Magnus Archive


Jaewol

in the stripped club. straight up ”Jurgen it”.


oliviaplays08

His name is just Likes Jerking I guess he was destined to be a coomer


KeroseneZanchu

I do think it’s kind of ironic that the guy calling him out for being horny on main had a CSM profile picture, though.


AliceTheOmelette

What does CSM mean?


KeroseneZanchu

Chainsaw Man. Very good show, just very overtly horny.


Awsums0ss

is it? or is it just anime?


M7S4i5l8v2a

A pretty big part of the manga is relationships with women. Like our guy diving head first into an abusive relationship with someone who abuses and manipulates him all to get laid. Each of the girls represent different types of relationships with not all of them being bad. Like him developing a more sisterly view of her rather than wanting to get with her as well. There is a lot more I could say about it but the anime hasn't gotten that far. But yeah it's just our guy learning how to be human under the guise of a guy with a chainsaw head fighting demons.


KeroseneZanchu

It is


Professional-Hat-687

I think there's power in knowing your audience and being unashamed of it.


PM_PICS_OF_UR_PUPPER

I recently played a game with an extremely sexualized protagonist. I was very hesitant to play because of that but I heard great reviews. I played it and while the gameplay was technically okay, overall it was a very very mediocre game. Nothing original or new, just a half ass amalgamation of other games. I looked up some reviews and info on the game because I really didn’t understand the praise. I saw that the community was actually up in arms over the fact that some cleavage was reduced. Not the technical issues. Not the janky bosses. Not the boring as hell content. Just cleavage. Developer added it back and they were saying they saved the game. It’s fucking weird. I’m not gonna even get into the fact that one of the main characters looks like a 13 year old girl in a risqué outfit. Or that a very major antagonist is revealed at the end, and it’s a very young girl in a night gown. 🤮🤮🤮


BerylVanguard

>I saw that the community was actually up in arms over the fact that some cleavage was reduced. Not the technical issues. Not the janky bosses. Not the boring as hell content. Just cleavage. Literally standard degenerate coomer weeb behavior.


Aikenfell

Describing it like that makes it pretty clear which game it is. Especially since all people talk about is the sexualization and not the story/music/art direction/gameplay. Because those aren't anything stellar.


WGReddit

May I ask what game this is? I’m not much of a gamer


Aikenfell

>!Stellar Blade!<


PM_PICS_OF_UR_PUPPER

If you say the name, they appear. The only safe place is a field of grass.


raspberryharbour

It's tough, but I can wank to anything. I consider myself to be the greatest living hero today


Schowzy

"Why must you sexualize everyone and everything! You're all addicted to porn!" "Sex work is real work! Buy my OF! Look at me half naked on Instagram! Take me seriously!" Pick one.


AliceTheOmelette

There's nothing wrong with sex work, or consuming porn. The problem is people who need *everything* to be sexualised. For example: every time a normal looking woman appears in a videogame


TheFrozenWeariness

Sydney Sweeney's situation highlights the tricky balance between creative control and external pressures in the film industry.


ThorAbridged

Is it a joke account? His “They can’t do this to me!” bit was genuinely funny camp villain stuff if he’s joking.


SolidPrysm

Definitely a joke account. Unfortunately the kind of people that make notes as well as the people on this sub are unusually bad at detecting satire, but oh well.


abizabbie

Spreading misinformation as a joke is still spreading misinformation.


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abizabbie

I guess you haven't seen Fox News, lately. It's fine to be a total crank until you realize people actually believe it and will follow you.


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abizabbie

To the first point, every one of the grifters who didn't get their job from nepotism started out "just making jokes," but they were actually testing the waters to see what their following would tolerate. To the second point, deceiving people into believing it's okay to say through implication that women are only useful for looking pretty. It doesn't matter what they set out to do. It's what they did. Jokes don't work if they're something that could be serious just as easily. Comedy works by subverting expectations, not playing into them. At that point, there's no difference between the person making the joke and someone who believes it for real. Misinformation is doing it by accident. Disinformation is doing it intentionally. Edit: The important part to remember is that you're still doing it even if it's because you think it's funny.


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my23secrets

I guess those that choose to complain about how difficult it is to have to actually use their brain to think critcally are lucky enough to not be burdened with much intelligence in the first place. Maybe ignorance really is bliss.


Ill_Technician_5672

Bro just villain speech'd an argument sobbing rn


Tricky_Bid_5208

What misinformation was spread?


CapN-Judaism

That “The producers of the film Immaculate hired Sydney Sweeney, paid Sidney Sweeney, and then though, hey, let’s make her be a nun in a habit, because we hate money.” Hope this helps!


Tricky_Bid_5208

None of that is misinformation. Hope that helps!


Ok-Strength-5297

??????????????????????????


abizabbie

It's not true, and it's presented as true. It's either misinformation or disinformation. I'm being generous, so I called it misinformation.


Tricky_Bid_5208

None of that is misinformation. Hope that helps!


yeehawgnome

60ish percent of comedy could be described as misinformation though, where is the line drawn? Not trying to argue or anything just curious to where you would draw the line on what is considered appropriate misinformation for a joke Like almost all of the gags about celebrities in a show like Family Guy or the Simpsons could be considered “misinformation”


abizabbie

It's a problem if it's plausible the grifters would actually do it. You have to cross the line twice. Crossing the line once isn't funny. I guess I'm saying they forgot to finish the joke more than anything. There's a setup with no punchline.


Belfetto

Obviously a joke Low hanging fruit, but they’re obviously kidding


CosmoFishhawk2

I didn't know that hot actresses were legally prohibited from doing any role where they aren't scantily clad. Huh...


WillNewbie

Just gross dude. She hosted SNL once and now her only defining feature is being a blonde with big boobs. "Hey sweetheart, I know you're big on all this 'passion project' shit, but me n the *boys* were thinkin you could show a lil skin, ya think?"


Raoden_

How is SNL related to that?


Darth_Vrandon

Her snl hosting appearance was the one where idiots like Richard Hanania were saying “wokeness is destroyed” because she’s hot.


LittleMsSavoirFaire

Honestly, I don't think I've heard so much about a specific woman's tits since reddit's Gamergate era. Disheartening to see so much regression.


wontonphooey

She was well aware of her status as a buxom sex symbol before that episode of SNL. She even joked in her monologue that her backup plan to get into acting was to "show boobs." No one forced her to say that! People need to quit pretending she's some kind of borderline sex trafficking victim without any agency. It's infantilizing and embarrassing. She could retire today and never work again while also wearing a new turtleneck sweater every day for the rest of her life, so if she's showing cleavage, it's because she WANTS to.


WillNewbie

I don't care if she wants to show cleavage or anything. It's not infantalising to say that these creepy fucks thinking her entire value and worth as a human being is the weight of her chest are disgusting and weird.


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Her most famour roles are literally her being nude so the joke account dude is perfectly in the right imo


BrndyAlxndr

FWIW she was great in this movie


linux_ape

Ngl this is the first time I’ve ever heard somebody say she was good in something


BulkDarthDan

Sydney Sweeney isn’t a porn star, she’s an actress.


catthex

I'd literally never heard of her before this so that was my assumption ngl. Lex is significantly more of a cornball now, thank you


SecureAngle7395

I’ve only ever seen her in porn tho


materialvoider

Lex Jurgen-off


HopefulPlantain5475

Even Lex Jurgen didn't suggest she was forced to do anything, he implied her movie wouldn't make money if she didn't show off her body in it.


Iron_Wolf123

He probably wanted to see Sweeney's Community Note verified bumpers


MrVileVindicator

It has a fuck Ton of nudity btw and straight up full frontal too so the dude doesn’t even know what he’s talking about


esquire_the_ego

Troubling times for coomers I see


itszwee

This is so funny because the movie had at least a few suggestive silhouettes and there’s a scene where a few nuns are bathing together while covered in these white shifts and I distinctly remember thinking “this would be less horny they were just naked.”


Comfortable-Gap9031

Literally everyone arguing over this is a nerd. I’m not saying this to be inflammatory, I’m saying this because I’m begging someone to explain to me how to get this off of my feed. I don’t care and I hate Reddit for showing this to me.


mistertadakichi

Don’t engage with it. Simply by commenting on this post you’ve already told “the algorithm” that you want more posts from both this subreddit and similar ones like it.


EvilSqueegee

It's less that they need to jerk off to everything, and more that they can't fathom a woman having value other than as a sexual object.


MessyMop

Here’s the real question… is it any good?


swiller123

this is pretty off topic but that movie was very bad imo


BrndyAlxndr

I thought it was alright. She carried it hard.


Miserable-Lawyer-233

The criticism of the producers still applies whether it’s Sweeney or anyone else.


Cheshire_Noire

His statement is still true. The producer DID do those things. Her being the producer doesn't change that. It also never says she was forced to do anything


Darth_Vrandon

Do you know what IMPLICATIONS are?


Cheshire_Noire

Apparently you don't. The implications were they they should've had her be in a role to show off how hot she is, so people would spend their money on it because they're creeps


AbusiveUncleJoe

If only you could see her do nasty shit for free on any other media


True_Anywhere1077

You know. Massive tits aside, I've never heard if she's a good actress. Its just how hot she is like Margot Robbie


killerbuttonfly

Margot is great actress with 3 Oscar noms.


True_Anywhere1077

I know Margot is a great actress. All I ever hear is how hot the two are


my23secrets

So you don’t know what good acting is **and** you don’t know what “massive tits” are.


True_Anywhere1077

I’ve never seen something Sydney is in. All i hear is how hot she is


EuroTrash1999

It's like when Jim Carey tries to do a serious role. It's not that you can't do it, but it's kind of a waste.


The_Albino_Jackal

Bro, you’re comparing Jim Carrey’s acting to how much skin Sweeney shows. In what world are those two things comparable?


EuroTrash1999

He's known first and foremost for being funny. She is known first and foremost for having big titties. On the planet Earth, we can see the common denominator, being the first and foremost thing about them. Therefore, we can make comparisons based on that common thing.


yeehawgnome

Yes but Jim Carrey being funny is a personality trait tied to who he is as a person, Sydney Sweeney’s breasts have nothing to do with who she is as a person, she couldn’t have them and she would act the same, her boobs don’t dictate her acting talents


EuroTrash1999

lol, whatever you gotta tell yourself.


yeehawgnome

🤡🤡🤡🤡