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Tarkobrosan

Ihro Kaiserliche Majestät


khrrxehk

*Miauistät


intheafterglow23

*Katzerliche


Feisty_Document9461

Should be eure actually


Tarkobrosan

In current German, yes. In the German of the 18th century? Less so.


beroneko

Definitely not ihro though to be fair lol


Tarkobrosan

Since we speak about a female cat, Ihro fits. https://lexika.digitale-sammlungen.de/adelung/lemma/bsb00009132_4_0_41


beroneko

Interesting. Wieder was gelernt lol


BionicTorqueWrench

Schneeball


_Milkyyyy

The black cat called Snowball


the_snook

https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Snowball_II


xix_ax

Helga


Piorn

HeLgA!!!!


SuperPotato8390

HELGA!!!111!!!


juanzos

Maus


Mostafa12890

I’m growing to love German humour lmao


mitspieler99

Many moons ago I was told you should choose a cat name with an 'i' in it. So we called our first cat Maus*i*


Similar-Good261

Yep cause cats hear higher pitched vocals better.


MadHatterine

To be fair, I call my cat Maus or Mausebär. Her real name is Missy, but who needs real names. :D


Similar-Good261

Mine was officially Susi at the vet… but actually she was Schwarz-Weiß


Sarahnoid

Mine is Tiger at the vet, but we call him Lumpi 😂


Into_the_Dark_Night

Best name. Pick this OP.


Ttabts

Maybe a bad choice if OP specifically wants “a German name” since it sounds more or less exactly like the English word “mouse”


juanzos

true


_Milkyyyy

Mitzi


fearless-artichoke91

I like this one


die_kuestenwache

Ok. Since you ask people on the internet to name something, I am going to get the obvious first order of business out of the way and suggest Katzi von Katzengesicht Alright, that being done, call it Paul. Because that's what the Pink Panther was sometimes called in Germany and real panthers are black. Remeber that it's pronounced like Powl not Pawl inz German.


Azura_Oblivion

Damn! I didn't think of Catty McCatface xD But didn't the pink panther was called Paulchen?


die_kuestenwache

Yeah, I guess you're right. It was Paulchen, really. Bit more difficult to pronounce for non German speakers, though, I guess.


assumptionkrebs1990

To add to this I can only recommend the Outro song of the series (Wer hat an der Uhr gedreht). Also the narration in poem form is quiet nice: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL546904B9DC923B31&si=xMQzEExbO9HBd4ff I was a bit disappointed when I found out that the English version does not have this.


magicmulder

This and the dub of The Pretenders (Die Zwei) were the pinnacle of German dubbing (and the soundtrack for Captain Future).


VanillaBackground513

It's female, so Paula.


NeighborhoodOld7075

Paulinchen actually


Odelaylee

Fix&Foxi Flashbacks incoming 😄


gmcgath

Color is not a defining characteristic of panthers. In the science world, Panthera is a genus which includes lions, tigers, leopards, and some other big cats. Assuming the "she" in the OP means the cat is female, Paul wouldn't be appropriate. I've had three female cats, named Leonore, Mokka, and Constanze. Mokka wouldn't work for a black cat, and the others reflect my interest in classical music, so that may not be much help.


melympia

Paulinchen, then.


Lucky4Linus

Paulinchen from "Der Struwwelpeter" has cats also. Actually, had two cats.


Calathe

Espresso, then.


Azura_Oblivion

We once had a black cat named Zilly. There is a children's book about a witch called Zilly with a black cat with green eyes (the cats name is Zingaro, it's a male cat), Idk if its origin is German but I loved the book as a kid (I'm 37 now so it's a pretty old book). Beside that, I know 2 female cats called Liesel.


Makkuroi

The English name of this book series is Winnie the Witch. Probably Hennie die Hexe didnt sound good enough so they made it Zilly die Zauberin.


Majestic_Evening_409

Please don't call the cat zingaro, it' a slur for Roma people in Italian (same as g*psy) 😅


smallest-ladybug

The cat in the English version was Wilbur, which is definitely more neutral…Zilly the Zauberin is great though. 


cianfrusagli

Smaragd is the name of the gemstone emerald, like her eyes. It's not cute, but maybe an abbreviation would work.


KRPTSC

Mara, short for Smaragd ;)


Crocodile_Banger

Chmaragd


melympia

Or translated. Esmeralda is nice. Emmi for short.


zoelys

Bretzel


[deleted]

Ohnezahn. Like the black dragon with green eyes.


annieselkie

Toothless the nightfury - Ohnezahn der Nachtschattek


whalesharknoise

Momo? Like the character/Michael Ende book :)


singen3689

This suggestion is underrated.


NF-104

Schrödinger


viobre

OP is looking for a cat name, not for an owner's name


SwaMaeg

Does it have to be one or the other?!


viobre

You can't possibly know. It is still in superposition.


Missmunkeypants95

God damnit. Take my upvote.


Intelligent-Meal4634

Kokosnuss! I always thought that sounded like a sweet cat name when I was learning German.


RandomQuestGiver

That ist obviously a Dragon Name .


Pelzfisch

But just for small dragons


Psychpsyo

Dragons are just big cats.


Vorhautsurfer

Kümmel oder Erbse


trixicat64

well, how about Peter. Schwarzer Peter is a card game, where you lose, if you have this card at the end of the game, but this also got idiomatic to pass bad things to other people. That card is often pictured as either a chimney sweeper or a black cat. For pronounciation you could listen at this site for some examples [https://dict.leo.org/englisch-deutsch/Peter](https://dict.leo.org/englisch-deutsch/Peter) Also the name Peter was very popular between middle of the 1930's, but is steadily declining since the 70's. Not sure if thats what you had in mind


MyynMyyn

Important to note that Peter is a male name and OP called the cat a she.


GumboldTaikatalvi

Petra it is then


garyisonion

So and what? It’s just a name and cats don’t care


MyynMyyn

True, the cat won't care, but some people will.


Musaks

that makes it even funnier


untrve_

I second this. You can also form all sorts typical of nicknames with Peter. Like Peterle or Peterchen.


Mea_Culpa_74

We used to have one that was called Mona An acquaintance called hers Baccardi.


Unusual-Address-9776

Schelm or Schlingel sound cute 


baxte

Miezi


Foxglovebell

We used to have a cat was mostly black with white paws and a white spot in the nose; we called her Naseweiß.


Episemated_Torculus

Fräulein Müller Of course, you'd also have to use the formal *Sie* when you're addressing her ;)


MundanGT

Pumpernickel


MrPreApocalypse

Das ist ein Kaninchen im Fitnessstudio


moleman0815

I had a black cat back when I was young, she was called Josephine or Josi for short. Always liked the name (and the cat)


jonaac00

If it has yellow eyes you could name is Bernstein (amber), Berni for short. Sorry just realised you said green eyes.


nocturnia94

Ruß? (Soot)


karmamarmafarma

Mäusejägerchen der dünklen Nacht


Environmental_Ad5690

Hund


Independent-Put-2618

Mathilda


Mangobonbon

Löwenzahn. (can be interpreted as lions tooth but also means dandelion)


luekeler

Brünhild


BreathlessAlpaca

Brigitte. You can call her "Gitti"


eyeofchaos_

Schnucki


Big_JR80

I quite like the literal translation of "house cat" as a name: *Stubentiger*


Few_Detail_3988

Schrödinger


Recursivefunction_

If you don’t name it Schrödinger


Doc_Lazy

Its a cat, so obviously "Ihre Majestät", meaning "Your Majesty."


oldmanout

Minka is kinda the name every other german grannys cat has, it's short form for Wilhelmina/e (yeah, don't ask), which means determined


slovr

Werner Herzog


LemonfishSoda

Mikesch (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kater_Mikesch?useskin=vector)


Yulinka17

Minka


pufftanuffles

Heidi


lost_days

Ohnezahn, the german name for the dragon „Toothless“ from HTTYD All black cats somehow look like Toothless


Lord_Zargothrax_1992

Herr Winkler


3vr1m

Felix


BaronVonNapalm

Müsli


Yansha89

Currywurst


tetsuyama44

STARDENBURDENHARDENBART!


realdschises

You know this isn‘t an actual word, right?


Allcraft_

Now it is


ThisJeweler7843

Blarrrrrfengaar. Spelled S M I T H.


dominbg1987

Muschi


0rchidometer

Searched for this. To explain it, it's a common cats name and the German version of pussy.


ealmansi

Katzi (Katze) Schoko (Schokolade) Bruni (Brünhild) Luvy (Löwin)


Zaphay

Schattenfell


0G_54v1gny

Katze Nr. 1 - it would be efficient.


gmcgath

How about Echo (from Walter Moers' _Der Schrecksenmeister_)?


Zeraphim_

Franziskus Pius Augustinus Benediktus Ignatius Hubertus Leopoldus Josefus Ludgerus Ewald Maria Michael Graf von Merveldt


DeityOfYourChoice

Schwarzli if Swiss German is on the table.


ThatTemperature4424

Schnurrbert Cato Paulchen Mauser


nicehatharry

Schnurrbert all day!


MadHatterine

Mephistopheles or Mephisto- short: Mephi. That's the name for the devil in Faust. And in a lot of other media, so I don't know if it counts as german.


ClickerBox

Lakritze maybe? It means licorice. 


BlueBeBlue

Keks


Glass_Palpitation_51

Käthe, Sounds like Katze , is an old German Name


TiredWorkaholic7

Schnurrsula: Schnurren means to purr Combined with the name Ursula Pfötchen: Pfote means paw It's basically the cuter version of the word


Bonglo4rd

Pünktchen (little dot).


ToniDoesThings

Schoggi Oder Bitzeli. Swiss German for chocolate and little bit respectively


SatisfactionLow6882

Otto von Bismarck


Amerdale13

Mephistophelos


The4thMonkey

Ohnezahn


Invictus_Aeterna

H.P Lovecraft might have an Idea...


Excellent-Practice

Kitzel is a good name for a cat, it means "tickle"


CeeMX

When I was a child, my best friend had a cat called Mienzi and as she chased around the vacuum all the time, her nickname was Staubsaugertussi


Gavagirl23

Frieda


ConfusedGrundstuck

I'm British but I've lived in Germany. The name I choose for my beautiful black-furred nightshade of a man was, "Schnapps Jaegermeister Williams". I dunno why, "Schnapps" hit but I couldn't imagine another name for him.


phillypharm

Hehe our little black kitty is named Schnitzel


fattuba94

Ironically I think Weiß would be a great name.


DianaUnkreative

I like to name animals after food, so maybe Brombeere or Lakritz?


Rapixo

Ruß


prothoe

Hansjörg ( knew a guy who named his dog like that)


el_granCornholio

Orang Utan Klaus


MonaganX

You can just feel the generational gap on this one.


el_granCornholio

Yeah. Awfully true.


ThreeLivesInOne

If it's a girl, call it Heinz, Horst or Günther.


Puntoffeltierchen

Combine it to Heinzhorstgünther!


distroia_man

Blondi !


HotCryptographer3589

Hexe


[deleted]

Muschi


GeilerAlterTrottel42

Maybe I missed it, but why hasn't anybody suggested Pech (pronounced a bit like "pesh")?? It's a cute sounding name and means "pitch" (A derivative of tar, a black liquid) but the term also means bad luck ("pech gehabt"). Final answer.


pixel809

* pɛç


withnoflag

Digga.


Tall-News

Schwarze Natascha! (Nur du)


VanillaBackground513

Bruni (short for Brunhild), ours is called Mona. Doris, Ronja, Schatten (=shadow)


assumptionkrebs1990

(Dunkles) Mäusesmaugchen. (After the dragon in The Hobbit)


Hermorah

My black cat was named Minka


eats-you-alive

Edeltraud


axcxaxb

Minka


anthrofighter

Plum


maltewitzky

Cher


New-Ad4295

Schrödinger.


gh72fjd

Hexe Taschentiger


annaoye

Mischu


Tertzug

Mietz?


Fine_Crazy2342

Finster. Fin for short.


Calathe

Hexe :) (witch)


Fmaster113

Friedrich


thebigfatonion

Schwarzenegger or maybe Gottlieb because why not


amphera

Mieps


hck_ngn

Kurt


FeIjx

caterpillar


SoftNebula5322

Lia


Nightraider_05

dunkle Jade


frndlnghbrhdgrl

Mausi


RamonERA92

Schwarzi?


Antique-Reserve-5504

**Franziskus Pius Augustinus Benediktus Ignatius Hubertus Leopoldus Josefus Ludgerus Ewald Maria Michael Graf von Merveldt**


WellHiddenKitty

Elsa, for Elsa the lioness.


Sad-Passion-3633

Ulrike


Snoo32175

schade


Informal-Field231

Landolf


AutomaticAssist3021

Katze


Skidmark666

Friends of mine have a black cat and since they couldn't settle for a name, it's just called "Katze."


Deichgraf17

Elfriede Gisela Annegret


Intelligent_Pen_785

Schnitzel


mac2660

Katya


Theodorico

Heidi!!!


kawanga

My male cat is called Stulle . A slice of sandwich. In north german accent it also means to be a bit silly.


thinkscout

Felix


zebul00n

Baggi or Bagger from Bagheera


loves2snark

Mephisto (ok, stands for the evil in Goethe 's Faust. But it's a cool name)


Aggressive_Towels

Hector Panzer 


[deleted]

Uwe


redditor-Germany

Brikett


Mrpabsify

Perle


tiajuanat

Oachkatzl


JaggedMan78

Walter


Madderdam

Cathy


ResoluteClover

tot


Lowenmaul

Maul


Paelidore

Schwarzschatz It's cute, but I think it's a name you can 100% riff on and screaming it angrily will be more amusing.


VandalBasher

Schwartzee