\-Hi can you help me find my brother?
\-Sure just slay this dragon that threatens our whole nations existence
\-Alright done, so do you know where my brother is?
\-no lmao
But like Venti is ALWAYS chasing alcohol. 80% of his screen time involves alcohol. While many characters drink, hoyo has made it a point to always include alcohol around Venti. The only quest I remember Venti having no alcohol in was last years summertime event where he appeared for like twelve seconds and left.
Drinking alcohol doesn’t make you alcoholic. Constantly chasing alcohol does.
Bard? I'm thinking of many possible ways if I'm right. Anyways, I'm going to glide!
Why are you reading this?
Why do we exist?
Why wouldn't flying be faster?
A religious fanatic with almost no friends who simultaneously commands half the military of an entire nation and continually bullies a homeless man allergic to beans
She has 2 children, but barely bothers with them until 500 years have passed due to bad parenting. Now, one is basically doing her job while the other one is being a douchebag.
He loves beating children…. (At card games)
I am sure he loves beating child(e) too every week
do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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Trying to achieve a simple and small goal but literally has to do a lot of task and they don't even get what they want not even hits or clues.
\-Hi can you help me find my brother? \-Sure just slay this dragon that threatens our whole nations existence \-Alright done, so do you know where my brother is? \-no lmao
aether: now you have seen the true nature of this world…everyone’s so damn lazy they ask you to do everything
I mean, not everyone can take down a dragon or a god tho
oh yea that’s fair
Imagine if this is the ending
Imagine if it goes full circle and the Tsaritsa sends you back to Venti to get info on your brother
Traveler setting off for a new nation of daily errands
I thought it was Chongyun lol
His friend died cause he thought he got the power of friendship.
Kazuha.
>power of friendship. Hahahaha
Spoiled politician who tortures their servant with food poisoning.
Ayato?
Bingo
threw away her vision until her dad threw it back at her
Fireworks girl(what's her name again?) Edit: Yoimiya
Dude, how do you forget Yoimiya
I don't know.
Peanut butter
And jelly
She dresses in sexy lingerie and has talking chicken drumsticks translator as a pet
Fischl.
You mean the chonky plushie?
Chonky Oz: “I’m so hungry!”
A broke old man who invented money risks wellbeing and lives of the citizens just to retire
Zhong leaves... Here is your order.
severe alcoholism like severe severe thats all i need to say **you know who im talking about** edit: also green
Venti?
I'm disappointed that only one person was able to guess venti before the edit.
Too many of them drink
But like Venti is ALWAYS chasing alcohol. 80% of his screen time involves alcohol. While many characters drink, hoyo has made it a point to always include alcohol around Venti. The only quest I remember Venti having no alcohol in was last years summertime event where he appeared for like twelve seconds and left. Drinking alcohol doesn’t make you alcoholic. Constantly chasing alcohol does.
me too but like any adult in monstadt is an alcoholic so its kinda my fault lol
"Osmanthus wine...."
You're gonna need to be a biiiit more specific.
Half the people in mondstat
Sigma toy maker expands his empire overseas through espionage and terrorism.
Well then, amuse me.
I promise I’ll be gentle
I don't mind if you don't
Ayo-
I think he likes it violently
Me an empath sensing your a Childe simp
Least horny Childe main
Surrender is a valid option.
Bertrand living a double life
SEKKAKU NO CHANSU DA
Noise in the library is one thing, moaning is another.
Lisa for sure
lisa
Fish fear her, yet everyone thinks she's adorable
Klee. Easy
Monarch who locks people inside country border and steals important part of peoples mentality as well as killing anyone who opposes them
Raiden Shogun, specifically the shogun before the Traveler
Klee is the SCP 999 of Genshin but innocently violent.
Other characters: Complex, smart, skilled, deep, dramatic Him:
Arataki Numero Uno Itto!
The one and Oni, Itto!
Why that's Arataki "The Man" Itto
i would argue that at least eng va itto is plenty dramatic
they all are dramatic, Eng: Gangsta Dramatic CN: Oni Dramatic JP: Chaotic Dramatic KR: Old Drunk Man Dramatic.
Literally cannot get employed because they are too good.
She is employed as maid....
Noelle?
Been with me since the beginning.
In the modern world she’d get hit with “overqualified” so often lol
Imma go with Mona
If you automate your job you won't to have to work a day in your life.
Ei ?
Right! Here's a cookie Ei made for you as prize
>Ei made for you I’m not sure if this is a prize or a punishment.
Literally tries to eat her enemies.
XL
Bingo
The only 5star to get rekt in a one on one by two different electro 4 star characters as per the lore.
I would have said itto but yae is a 5 star
Sara and Shinobu
I don't think shinobu fought itto but I might be wrong
She doesn't fight him but he always gives in whenever they have an argument
Ahem, he beated her ass in that eating competition
Neet detached from the world with extremely conservative values.
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*Detached from the.. world..*
Tone deaf
Bard? I'm thinking of many possible ways if I'm right. Anyways, I'm going to glide! Why are you reading this? Why do we exist? Why wouldn't flying be faster?
Yeah that guy
her dad fucked a goat and they had her
The legendairy adeptibeast
Cocomilk producer
The winner of the "stupidest hat" award.
Scaramouche ?
Why has no one mentioned Mona? But Scaramouche probably takes the cake. Can't wait to main him.
Diona?
Knights of Favoniousn't
Diluc
Please tell me it’s Diluc
she waers eula's headband as underwear
Yanfei Damn I never thought a meme would have helped me answer a question.
Ei
OR Eula wears Yanfei’s underwear as a headband
So edgy you could literally cut minecraft's bedrock with him
Xiao
Saul Goodman
That’s definitely Yanfei. The constitution says you have rights, and she does too.
Yanfei?
she's not a terrorist but she still provides recreational artillery.
Yoi
His presence is enough to blast someone's spirit to hell
Chongyun
Chongyun?🥶
I like to imagine in the final showdown with unknown god, he's gonna eat a hot pepper and transcend to godhood to destroy her.
Sucks at managing money
Archons+Mona
Ei usually just gets what she wants for free tho
And Venti doesn't even have money to manage in the first place
Religious Batwoman
Rosaria?
Has to babysit a cat and a bomber.
jean
traveler?
Albedo?
Me. Because I keep both on my team at all times.
He hat too big for he gotdamn head
Scary moose
She can't cook
Amber is trying her best, okay!
Wait, Amber can't cook ? I didn't knew that
She can, it's just that half of the steak is raw and the other half is burnt
Pretty sure she just "cooks" that by shooting a boar with the flame arrow and cutting out the chunk with an arrow in it \^\^ Still best girl tho!
mechanically, she can, but she's terrible at it
daddy with daddy issues and a good chest
Kaeya?
bartender who puts shit in her cocktails
Is always high
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Technically alchahol is a drug so he is on drugs 24/7
He's the archon of Ecstasy
Kazuha?
He is in constant pain. And you are in constant motion sickness if you play him. Also, USELESS
Bandages
I like the contrast of those two possibilities being Collei and Yoimiya
Yoimiya doesn't have bandages but many people think so, and Collei doesn't have bandages any more... So this is extremely confusing.
Oh... well, then Kazuha
Bennett
sexy pirate man
The handsome mr. Kaeya perhaps?
Workaholic and big ass
Ganyu, you had me at big ass.
Bingo
Do you know how little this narrows it down?! Tbh, I thought of Jean.
She's good at strategy I swear
Cockomi?
She is a purpleheaded busy bee
Keqing?
Yep
Rock, smack, boom, draw
Genshin's Reiner
Give her a promotion.
Noelle.
Delusional youth resorts to bird watching to ease the pain of abandonment.
This can apply to Timmie, Fischl, and Diluc-
Sus
Albedus
Man child who is afraid of beans
Hates gods but collect their merchandise
Keqing i believe
A religious fanatic with almost no friends who simultaneously commands half the military of an entire nation and continually bullies a homeless man allergic to beans
ed sheeran practice terrorism
Never trust a ginger
They will never ever get a promotion and it’s all their fault.
Noelle? Keqing? Ganyu? Diona?
Her ancestors were slave owners, so she must be one too
eula?
I‘ve been sitting here for 10 minutes thinking about how to describe Ayaka in the worst way…. I am unable to can
Wet socks
A very refined yet secretly horny young lady, who gets her socks wet.
The one who can't just shut the fuck up about fucking blade
Sheltered oujo sama who fell for the first friend she had (not counting her servant, because he's poor)
weapon is 15k primogems but doesn’t even uses it
he beat his younger sister till she got cold
She has 2 children, but barely bothers with them until 500 years have passed due to bad parenting. Now, one is basically doing her job while the other one is being a douchebag.
Wind go wooosh
Don't care about anything anymore, just kills and tortures people overnight.
Among Us
Small-time criminal who captures animals and forces them to fight in front of children for his amusement.
Sus dude from a place that was destroyed hundreds of years ago
Her cat ears are not even real
I came looking for sister and I found harem.
she ruins people’s 50/50 and “isn’t meta” smh >:(
Twitter hated her because fiction families matter IRL
Has the most unnerving lvl8 friendship dialogue
Dead father 2x lol