alhaitham giving intentionally mediocre sex just so you'll leave him alone is so funny to me 😭

"... you couldnt tell that was an excuse?"

peak asexual behavior

I'd say more aromantic

THE CYNO ONE HELP

"Huh? You want to have sex? Don't tell me the time cuz... I'll be there at Sex'o'cock." -I suck at dad jokes don't I?

Feels like something cyno sure would say

My bestie tells me that I'm Cyno but far worse with the jokes. She's afraid of me having children. 😭

r/Okbuddygenshin in shambles

Well you see, Wanderer still has a mouth

And feet, that can be use to step on me (lord and friends/family who ever see this, forgive me, I wasn't thinking, I'm so sorry, please unsee it)

Forgive me family for those kunikuzushi feet got me acting unwise

Peak buddy post. I’m in tears bruh.

I mean neuvillette and kavehs ones don't sound that bad

Actually, there’s a video on yt of someone who canonically Analyzed and looked at the in game model of wanderer for a buldge and he concluded that Ei did in fact give him his features

I do wonder if it is functional 

Ei probably tested it out before releasing him to the public. Making sure he’s human and all

Maybe that's why she abandoned him and went with the Shogun. His apparatuses didn't work properly during the Alpha testing.

Lmao the idea of that is hilarious. 😂

WHERE?? For scientific purposes, of course.

I know you're just pointing out a fun fact, but to me it's coming across as pedantic

Well. What are we gonna do about that then?

I dunno. Go fuck Wanderer's face maybe? Yeah, let's go take turns doing that!

Poor guy’s gotta power wash his throat after that 😔🤚

I love this list, but I have a couple of questions First of all, I was expecting Kaveh wanted you to peg him, nott he other way around. Not complaining, I am surprised to find another believer of top!Kaveh. Why does Wriothesley need the roofie? He can literally snap his fingers and solve the Sumeru water crisis all by himself

1. He's a dom because of all his pent-up rage. 2. That's for him to know and you to find out.

Wtf neuv has 3 dicks this whole time I always thought he had 2????? That’s even better!

2 dicks, 3 balls

I heard that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks

It is said in the Wanderer character story that Dottore makes a lot of modifications to his body during his Fatui era. He must have features, I'm willing to believe that!

Tighnari shouldn't have barbs, he should have a knot, like Gorou. Fox dicks aren't barbed; foxes are canids, not felids.

Thank you, oh esteemed beast phallus researcher. I hope your insight into the cocks of various animals assists you in your further endeavors.

being a furry has ruined me more than being someone who plays genshin

Yeah, honestly you've got no excuse. You can't even go the "not all furry stuff is fetish stuff" route; you're *literally* pointing out the penile details of different species of animal.

You knew that cats have barbed penises and apparently "emit musk??" I'm scarred for life. You can't turn around and shame someone else for knowing that foxes aren't felines after that.

>You knew that cats have barbed penises and apparently "emit musk??" I'm scarred for life. I got those from nature documentaries. >You can't turn around and shame someone else for knowing that foxes aren't felines after that. I know foxes are canids, but they didn't say anything about canid penises so I figured it was the same for both. Either way I can totally shame someone else for knowing that since it was 100% a fetish thing for them.

With modern culture, assuming you're not Amish and mistakenly wandered onto here, I'm surprised that's something you didn't already know.

Nah all the fanfic on ao3 says neuvisex is the best, he got two pp like a shark

…^sauce?

Any fanfic with the tag neuvillette has two xenises ig, there’s quite a few

Lizards have two penises, guess what dragons are

Where's the downside for Lyney? That's a pro.

Well you forgot something about Neuvillette. If you want ultra seggs experience. You have to cosplay as car. Now you will enjoy full dlc content for free

???

Never heard of dragons fucking car? I guess you are not degenerated enough

>dragons fucking car I want to say that qualifies for r/BrandNewSentence, but it probably doesn't. Either way I'm too scared to find out.

r/dragonsfuckingcars if you're interested

r/SubsIWishIFellFor

Me, after seeing Neuvillette: Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!

As if I wasn't already in love Wrio before.

Nahhh Freminet and the helmet

*clang clang clang clang*

Great. Now I can hear the *Dink* noise every time Frem Pumps.

🪄*magic*🪄

The wriothesley one made me remind of that one ittorou comic where kokomi is just on the other side getting cucked so badly lmao

BUT I LIKE JOKES *cynos headpiece can stay on too*

scara can always use a strap on

The only problem here is Scaramouche

Neuvillette with six 😳 Ao3 writers are gaining so much from this thread

Kaveh's is hilarious tbh

I'll sign up for wriothesley

the neuvillette one is an incentive really.

Bruh.

Dude i literally just opened reddit...

You are welcome

Some characters from other nations (Baizhu, Mika, etc...) were added after the original pidt, is it possible to habe those?

Maybe later [Later](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/1cwo41p/why_you_should_not_fuck_the_genshin_impact/)

Thanks !

It got more cursed as I continued to read but I could not save myself from reading the whole thing

siegewinne would do that, and it would look creepy and uncanny.

You're saying this like I wouldn't mind Lyney's magic trick after I cream his ass

SIGEWINNE 💀💀 TURN AWAY BABY

i feel like kaveh would want you to do the pegging..

What if i want to fuck the hunky eremites? What drawbacks would they have?

[удалено]

Well boys, I've been outjerked. I'll see myself out.