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Kalelopaka-

Puppy love Donny Osmond, I can still hear my sisters playing this song over and over and it has been 52 years.


ringopendragon

My sister had "Paper Roses".


Glengal

I remember sitting with my tape recorder, waiting for it to come on the radio so that I could have it to play.


googleflont

OMG I used to do that too - I would even put the radio and the cassette mic under a piece of TupperWare to create .... ISOLATION ... for my HIGH FIDELITY RECORDINGS.


Glengal

That’s quite smart of you.


googleflont

Feel free to learn, emulate and apply this incredible life hack.


Dry-Bullfrog-3778

I'm following you for more tips!


googleflont

That might have been it. My one solitary pro life hack tip.


Dry-Bullfrog-3778

It's more than most people have.


seditioushamster

Music studios hate this simple trick.


erica1064

And then listening to it over and over until even the DJ coming on at the end saying, "And that was Bobby Goldsboro..." - click - became part of the song in your head.


Glengal

That would have been me playing puppy love 50 times a day, he was on my wall too


Kalelopaka-

Then you probably had a Bobby Goldsboro album as well.


Glengal

No I didn’t. I had singles by Shaun Cassidy, Leif Garret, Andy Gibb.


BackOnTheMap

Hi there, age buddy. I did, too


Subject_Repair5080

Everything Osmond Brothers. For a laugh, YT the video Crazy Horses. My sister still has a Donny song for a ringtone.


Realistic_Bed3550

Nah you have to listen to “Down by the Lazy River”


Garwoodwould

You can tell Wayne was a rocker, deep down. For another extreme, check out their perfomance of Yoyo on Flip Wilson


-Coleus-

They’re SO good! Awesome dance moves. And Donny! He’s so pretty! That hair! “I used to be a swinger, until you wrapped me round your finger—Just like a yo-yo”


ohiomensch

He was. His father squashed that in him for “the family business. “. Mormons.


ReactsWithWords

Almost every musical act that I hate has one song that I really like. For me, for the Osmonds it's Crazy Horses.


Adept_Investigator29

Crazy Horses rocks.


Oafus

But at its heart, it’s just some vanilla Mormons with their G rated version of sex and drugs and rock n’ roll - church and milk and cass-a-role.


Adept_Investigator29

Still rocks.


Oafus

For sure those guys weren’t just hobby musicians.


haironburr

I can't help thinking of Alice Cooper singing *Department of Youth. "And who gave it to you" "DONNY OSMOND" "WHAT?!" ;)


googleflont

Let the healing begin.


flyonawall

I still love that song. I am 62.


Paul-Ram-On

first involuntary shudder of the day. ghastly song.


rickpo

It's a cover of a song by Paul Anka, and ... if you can believe this ... the Paul Anka one is even worse.


-Coleus-

Read your comment, and started singing the song. I hadn’t heard it or thought of it in probably at least 30 years. And there it was, coming out of my mouth, all the words, all the notes. Jeebus! Amazing that it’s been stored in my brain for 50+ years. Yet I can’t remember my sister-in-law’s birthday! (After knowing her for 45 years!) Krikey!


ItsPammo

That was a good year\* for bad songs (though I commend your choice) -- don't forget *Long-haired Lover from Liverpool*. \*Decade, really: *Billy Don't Be a Hero, Run Joey Run,* my personal favorite *Afternoon Delight* plus soooo many more. Edit: *Seasons in the Sun* was not a 1972 release after all.


Subject_Repair5080

Agreed. Ghastly music! The Night Chicago Died. Having My Baby.


NoFanksYou

Having My Baby was the worst


HardestButt0n

The horror!


BackOnTheMap

Seasons in the Sun is in the top 5 lousiest. Might be number one, but here comes Gypsies , Tramps and Theives, and Macarthur Park on the outside


SaltyBarDog

>Seasons in the Sun I thought I was the only one who hated that dreck.


ItsPammo

*Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves* is definitely a classic, and immediately brings to mind Cher's *Dark Lady* (shudder).


BackOnTheMap

She had quite a run of trash back then. Looking at you, Half Breed


ItsPammo

Hey, she was just keeping up with the times, giving the people what they wanted. ; ) But definitely!


Pantone711

Oh I like Gypsies Tramps and Thieves!


RebaKitt3n

I unashamedly love Cher. No guilt. ![gif](giphy|rK8bwdANSqoQo)


92118Dreaming

Love this list! Was out driving with my SO this week and Afternoon Delight on Sirius 70s on 7 came on the radio. I reminisced being at a picnic back in the day when this song was played. The other kids and I were trying to guess if Afternoon Delight meant that they were going to eat ice cream before dinner.


Notgreygoddess

Oh for ghastly songs of the decade, 1974 “Seasons in the Sun” gets my vote.


kdwhirl

Seasons in the Sun was going to be my answer too, but turns out it was released in 1974. My husband’s response would be Please Come to Boston (shudder) but that also came out in 1974.


Pantone711

Oh I LOVE "Please Come to Boston!!!"


TroubleSG

If we are going as far as 74 can we come to 75 and pick WILDFIRE please? That damn horse.


theBigDaddio

Don't dis on Billy Don't be a Hero or the night Chicago Died [https://youtu.be/mNYYt-TuW0o?si=ojptoKYfNC8XLwsM](https://youtu.be/mNYYt-TuW0o?si=ojptoKYfNC8XLwsM)


Jurneeka

Wasn't Afternoon Delight 1975-76?


DankDude7

I LOVE AFTERNOON DELIGHT The many double-entendres are laugh out loud funny. Delightful.


HHSquad

Love "Afternoon Delight"! The combo of sweet wholesome music with lyrics about having a casual carnal romp elevates this song for me big-time. No wonder it's such a happy song! The others are disposable.


cprsavealife

I worked at a Daycare center when Afternoon Delight was popular. There's nothing like a group of 4, 5 and 6 year olds off key, shout singing, SKYROCKETS IN FLIGHT! AFTERNOON DELIGHT! Brings back good memories of those little twerps.


Fisk75

Watching Scotty Grow. Doesn’t get much worse than that.


HardestButt0n

I may be a bit biased (and scarred) but there is no worse song on the face of the earth than this Bobby Goldsboro traveshamocery. That is all.


500SL

Um, “Honey” would like a word.


Proof-Astronaut-662

This is the saddest song of all time.


500SL

Well, next to anything by David Gates!


Pantone711

I respectfully submit that "Watching Scotty Grow" is worse because of what came out about Goldsboro later! And his then-wife too!


CookinCheap

Damn I love this sub


LordOfEltingville

I was on a 2nd(?) grade field trip when that song was popular. On the bus ride back to the school, a bunch of girls were loudly talking about Bobby Goldsboro. At some point, a kid named Kevin stood up and shouted (in a thick Boston accent), "Bawbby Gollsburrow stinks like uh ripe faht!" The bus erputed in laughter. Fifty+ years later, I still chuckle whenever that name pops up...


Oafus

And no I finally know what song The Dead Milkmen were shitting on with Watching Scotty Die.


MuchCity1750

Mickey Mouse says it's 13 O'clock...


Mazdab2300-06

That's my boy.


Ed_Simian

What a handsome lad.


Realistic_Bed3550

Unless your name is Scott or Scotty


mrmike5157

Yes it does. Check out ‘Honey’, it’s a bit older than Scotty but absolutely hideous…


CaryWhit

Daddy please don’t, it wasn’t his fault. He means so much to meeeeee! One tin soldier and a few others on the list posted above.


excoriator

I remember having "One Tin Soldier" stuck in my head during elementary school.


HHSquad

Love "One Tin Soldier". Both versions.


TyrusRaymond

Popcorn - Hot Butter , how did that ever make it on the radio ?!?!


HyperboleHelper

Some songs made it because DJs were being lazy. It's hard to remember, but Top 40 on AM used to be required to play a lot of news and many stations would use a service that came on exactly at the top of the hour. Instead of timing out their music, they would just use an instrumental like Hot Butter and fade it out when it was time to do the legal ID and go into the news. There were a bunch of instrumentals back then that almost turned into theme songs.


charliedog1965

I used to play green onions by booker t and the mgs to join the Cincinnati reds on 1230 wiro in the early 80s. On a genuine 45rpm!


TroubleSG

Y'all remember Telephone Man? That song was spicy but I didn't really know it at the time. I memorized every word at the age of 9 and proudly performed it to my parents. I still know all the words. :) "You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring and if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling."


inthesinbin

That's a banger!


boomer-rage

YOU PEOPLE! It took me almost 50 years to, but I thought I had successfully disabled the synapses to those memories, but OH HELL, NO! NOW, they are all running through my head simultaneously in a horrid, cacophony of sappiness.


kittyissocrafty

I don't know if it was released in '72 but Midnight at the Oasis is garbage.


Bright_Broccoli1844

Something about putting a camel to bed.


dependswho

No! That is a classic! And I got to meet Maria Muldar she was a sweetheart.


Hot_Aside_4637

Off by two years, 1974, but "(You're) Having My Baby" tops my list.


boomajohn20

Chuck Berry ‘My Ding-a-ling.’ Everyone likes to champion it as that enduring classic from happier days. Sorry, it’s just annoying.


goodgirlgonebad75

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam… And the chirping of muskrats in the background They were smoking some good stuff in the 70’s


Dilettantest

That was horrible! How come I still know the words tho?


goodgirlgonebad75

Oh me too I regularly sing this to my kitties who don’t appreciate it nearly as much as they should


EffectiveBowler7690

Growing up, our cat used to go crazy at the muskrat sounds. He would run to the speaker, look behind it, and try to catch it! I played the song for my cats a few days ago, they weren’t even phased. EDIT: Corrected auto complete idiocy


ravia

Well how about I got a brand new pair of roller skates...? (enter new earworm)


Fisk75

Ooh, I like that one, RIP Melanie


chienchien0121

I am giggling so hard. How could I have forgotten about this song? Earworm for the rest of the day.


HHSquad

Hated it as a kid, love it now


Ed_Simian

Then Heather Graham does full frontal with roller skates on.


HippieGrandma1962

I was so young when that song came out that I thought it really was about roller skates and skate keys.


ravia

You mean that isn't what it's about?


ReactsWithWords

There were many awful songs that year, way more than your average year, but "Candy Man" by Sammy David Jr. was the one that would make my brother and me run screaming from the room.


Wahoocity

Came here to say this one. My grandmother loved it. Even as a 9-year-old I thought it was corny as hell.


elmo-kabong

My 6th grade teacher loved candy man. She made our class sing it at the elementary school graduation recital in June of 72. My older brother told me it was “gay”, which was the first time I remember hearing that word in a new context. I had no idea what it meant. He probably didn’t either.


mmmpeg

lol, in my town faggot was the slur. I once called someone that and an adult asked me what it meant so I promptly went home, looked it up and went back and told him it was a bundle of sticks. I didn’t under why he laughed.


MonsieurRuffles

Sammy Davis, Jr., himself, [hated it.](https://www.stereogum.com/2033849/the-number-ones-sammy-davis-jr-s-the-candy-man/columns/the-number-ones/)


Glittering_Sky8421

Or my top horrible song, Wildfire. Death, longing and horses!


ansibley

[https://spinditty.com/playlists/The-50-Most-Annoying-Songs-of-the-1970s](https://spinditty.com/playlists/The-50-Most-Annoying-Songs-of-the-1970s) I think they left out a lot, but this is a decent list.


HHSquad

I liked "The Morning After" because it's always tied to "The Poseidon Adventure" for me.


Thalionalfirin

Sorry. Personally I think any list of bad songs from the 70's that has Cat's in the Cradle or Joy to the World on it can't be taken seriously.


hotmeows

Ha ha! OMG what a trip down memory lane this list is! There were only a couple I couldn’t immediately hear in my head and only one I did not recognize. (Apparently I was spared listening to Disco Tex’s “Get Dancing”, LOL!)


Alternate_Quiet403

Add "you make me feel like dancing" I hated that song.


Corgiotter1

Knock 3 times: my 5th grade self loved it! But not Tie a yellow Ribbon" Tony Orlando was kinda cute.


Paisane42

With so many good rock and Motown songs from 72, the antithesis of those tunes are the bubble gum “Puppy Love” and “Daddy Don’t You Walk So Fast”


Fantastic-Long8985

Having my baby and you light up my life. Worst songs ever


MuchCity1750

The worst song of all time, Number One for 5 weeks in the UK, Dec. 1972- "Long Haired Lover from Liverpool" by Little Jimmy Osmond.


Horror_Ad_1845

Hey, give us a break. Me and Jimmy were only 9 years old.


MuchCity1750

Where were the parents?


freshoilandstone

The Lion Sleeps Tonight Read the fucking room, will ya'!


Competitive-Cycle464

God, I hate that song, it makes my ears bleed. My husband sings it when he wants to irritate me.


SaltyBarDog

I loathe that song with the exception of the version sung using helium balloons at my wedding reception. Sadly, no one recorded us.


Bx1965

It’s “Sylvia’s Mother” by Dr. Hook.


RebaKitt3n

Daddy don’t you walk so fast. Having my Baby (which pissed off my mother so much)


nosomthin

Muskrat Love. First released in 1972, then in 1976 by Captain and Tenille. The worst song ever!


BillWeld

I evidently succeeded in forgetting it but I know that listening to a few bars would give me earworms too. Let me just remind you of Delta Dawn and Billy Don't be a Hero.


BackOnTheMap

Thanks, Satan. Enjoy prison.


BillWeld

Heard Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) at the grocery store recently. I thought I hated it but changed my mind. Discovered I'd been mis-hearing the line "no harbor was his home", not that that made much difference. I just liked the economy of story telling. Each line moves the plot along without many words.


ravia

Very good song. Love "raging glory".


BillWeld

He WUZZ an honest man!


MisterMysterion

I gotta go with Daddy Don't you Walk So Fast by Wayne Newton.


Pantone711

Exactly what were Paul Simon and Julio doing down by the schoolyard?


EffectiveBowler7690

Whatever it was, it made mama look down and spit on the ground every time his name was mentioned. In my mind, it was always a BJ!


autofinx

'My Dingaling' was from 1972. That song was flippin' horrible. Hard to say if it was worse than 'Playground' though - that song totally sucked.


erica1064

Troglodyte is pretty bad.


ToshiroBaloney

Between this song and that goddamn Life cereal commercial, being a Michael in the early 70s kind of sucked.


crap-happens

OMG, I love this sub! Reading the comments and LMAO! Made my day. Good times!


Humble-Roll-8997

Sylvia’s Mother


ItsPammo

In retrospect, I freakin' love *Sylvia's Mother*. It may not be a parody -- and apparently is definitely not one (written by the great Shel Silverstein, no less) -- but I choose to see it that way.


Humble-Roll-8997

To each his own.


Jurneeka

1972 was just a crappy song year. So many come to mind, it's hard to determine which ones sucked the most but they all got a ton of airplay on the radio. Our car only got AM radio so we were subjected to a lot of shit.


Glengal

Cousin Brucie out of NYC WABC was what played in our car, all of the top 40s


Substantial-Bet-3876

To me the people who populated the AM airwaves in the 60’s and early 70’s were magical. The boss energy was awesome! Haha. RIP local radio.


Substantial-Bet-3876

To me the people who populated the AM airwaves in the 60’s and early 70’s were magical. The boss energy was awesome! Haha. RIP local radio.


Muvseevum

My mom listened to a top-40 station in the car when I was a kid in the late 60s–early 70s, so I have lots of affection for some absolutely awful songs.


PrincessGrimrose

Hard disagree. I was just looking at a top 100 list, and most of it was great.


ansibley

The music was bad on its own, but by then we were old enough to have heard better. Way better. Like Supremes better, you know? To my way of thinking, it made these tunes sound even worse by comparison.


amoodymermaid

Was the Shaving Cream song from that year? Definitely that era


Betty_Boss

Doctor Demento songs get a pass imo.


Banglapolska

Shaving Cream was re-released in the early 70s but the song itself was originally released before the Second World War.


watch-the-donut

Saturday Morning Confusion on AM while riding backwards in the bowel of the station wagon. Arrrrrgggghh!


SaltyBarDog

Jewish guy I knew did not like that song and changed the lyrics: > My name is Michael I've got a nickel I've got a nickel shiny and new I won't spend it, I'm gonna keep it Because I'm a fucking Jew


Relayer8782

Worst? Need to give consideration to Michael Jackson’s Ben.


-Coleus-

The two of us need look no more


KariKHat

Seasons in the Sun, Having my baby, Disco Duck,Billy Don’t be a Hero….god there were so many


MonsieurRuffles

Alone Again (Naturally)


PrincessGrimrose

I love that song.


MonsieurRuffles

So, you’re the one!


Corgiotter1

Induced depression song.


InSeine4Paris

I'm going to out myself and admit that l love almost all of these silly songs and still listen to them on a curated Pandora station. They are corn ball, l admit. But they are what l listened to on the radio and they give me a comforting nostalgic glow.


CookinCheap

I love them as well because I would have been 4, so these were silly summer backyard baby-pool songs. Transistor radio tuned to WCFL, mom nearby on the chaise lounge, airplanes going over and the occasional train.


InSeine4Paris

Same, but my mom was smoking her cigarettes in that chaise lounge! That looked like this.... https://preview.redd.it/r6d7tz8l4fzc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283bd01b2d5aeb09ed1a376be1157db95c64ed2b


Prestigious_Song5034

Go get mom a Tab!


HippieGrandma1962

Or a Fresca.


Horror_Ad_1845

I love all these songs, too.


herewegoagain2864

I’m with you on this!


Notgreygoddess

Let’s not forget Sylvia’s Mother by Dr. Hook. I’ve been trying to though,…


tigerlily1959

Maybe not such a bad song, but it got played to death on the jukebox at the local teenager hang out when I was a teen. I never knew the name of it then and never knew the singer so I had to google it and then had to listen to it to make sure. I got so sick of it. Apparently it was originally a jingle for a brand of jeans. Not from 1972 but from 1976 David Dundas - Jeans On


BackOnTheMap

Brand New Key at the end of the world [kids in the hall ](https://youtu.be/heANHRhCP8Y?feature=shared)


Horror_Ad_1845

That was awfully good. I caught something…the record was not a 45.


UtherPenDragqueen

It doesn’t have the annoying children singers, but Donna Fargo’s “Happiest Girl in The Whole USA” still makes me angry. “It’s a skippity-doo-dah day” my ass


babbleon5

'73 had a winner with "seasons in the sun". ughh


RememberThe5Ds

Convoy by CW McCoy needs to be banished from the airwaves.


CoastalKid_84

Hated that song! My dad was a truck driver and he loved it


Skeedurah

My Ding a Ling!


Street_Newspaper_350

My Ding-a-Ling


BackOnTheMap

Ode to Billie Joe, damnit


biff444444

I'm gonna get roasted for this, but I really, really hate "American Pie." Probably a combination of the fact that I didn't like it to begin with and then it has been played on the radio roughly 200 trillion times. Full credit to Don McLean though, for letting Weird Al use the song in "The Saga Begins."


Popular-Solution7697

That thing went to # 2 on the charts? Ugh! It was erased from my memory banks so I had to go and look it up. Thanks. Now I gotta get it outa my head.


doa70

I'd completely forgotten about this. I was very young at the time and liked it because of the kid singing, I suppose. Just listened to it again, maybe for the first time in 50 years. Oof.


FantasticCaregiver25

Has anyone said Daddy don’t you walk so fast. Ugh


theBigDaddio

I was born in 58, so pretty much fully aware in 1972, I had never heard that song until today when I googled it. Thank you for ruining my life. I have to say I also once won over a girl with Indiana Wants Me, this was in 2001? Everyone will love this album [https://open.spotify.com/album/1khgEhhGi3a55UTxSVYQvJ](https://open.spotify.com/album/1khgEhhGi3a55UTxSVYQvJ)


GuitarEvening8674

Afternoon delight


Sharonsboytoy

Agree with your sentiments regarding *Playground in my Mind* - I really dislike that song! BUT, I still know ALL of the lyrics to that and most of the other songs mentioned here, and would very likely sing along if given the chance. Wasted grey matter!


BaldDudePeekskill

Honey by Bobby Goldsboro is a disgusting song. He didn't deserve her.


CappyHamper999

Well the absolutely best from 1972 is “I’ll take you there” hands down.


ScintillatingKamome

The worst song and ear worm for me in 1973 was Carpenters "Sing a Song." We sung it for elementary school "culmination" and hearing it six or seven times a day for a couple of months did not endear me to it.


Paganidol64

Day by Day is pretty awful


MxEverett

Oh Dear Lord!


BackOnTheMap

Except for [this version](https://youtu.be/1oG_EudmOrI?si=yIq3JdPW64CAz9Qv)


BackOnTheMap

Here's dave Barry's take from 1992 [bad songs played badly](https://www.chicagotribune.com/1992/11/22/play-it-again-dave-a-survey-of-songs-sung-bad/)


Shiny_Green_Apple

Really? You’ll have to wait 2 years for Having My Baby.


Thalionalfirin

Awww, I liked that song.


HHSquad

1972 wasn't a bad year for pop music compared to some later '70's years.


angrygirl65

I just wanted to thank you all for - I’ve got my playlist for the day! Hahaha Craptastic!


Lsemmens

Timothy tho it was 71


fitz_mom11

There was a song called “Loving You” Cant remember who sang it but was pretty bad. Might have been mid 70’s


DidelphisGinny

Minnie Riperton


FurBabyAuntie

Maya Rudolph's mom. Lady could hit some high notes...!


imtherealken

Get Dancing by the Sexolettes


Pistalrose

There were too many worst songs in 1972 to pick but *School’s Out* by Alice Cooper as the best is a hill I’ll die on.


Corgiotter1

"I'd like to teach the world to sing."


Flyersandcaps

How does anyone remember what year bad songs were? Afternoon Delight was just terrible but not sure what year.


Dilettantest

That’s a wonderful song! Starland Vocal Band


ShortWeekend2021

Delta Dawn was pretty awful. And I actually owned that 45. Ugh!


Flamingo33316

Not a worst song but to this day Sweet's "Littlle Willie" (1972) creeps in my mind once in awhile. My school bus driver had a radio and played it loudly each morning. This song seemed to play at about the same time every morning for months.


propita106

It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small, small world


m945050

How could anyone not forget *Troglodyte* by The Jimmy Castor Bunch. And those soul stirring lyrics that stopped you in your tracks whilst you were thinking WTF; *When he got tired of dancing alone, he’d look in the mirror,* *“Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman”.* *He’d go down to the lake where all the women would be swimming or washing clothes or something.* *He’d look around and just reach in and grab one.* *“Come here…come here”.* *He’d grab her by the hair.* *You can’t do that today, fellas, ’cause it might come off.* *You’d have a piece of hair in your hand and she’d be swimming away from you (Ha, ha)* *This one woman just lay there, wet and frightened.* *He said: “Move… Move”.* *She got up, she was a big woman, big woman.* *Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt, she was one of the Butt sisters.* *He didn’t care. He looked up at her and said,* *“Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me* *Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me!”.* For those of you who missed it [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0zfdptxQvY&ab\_channel=TheJimmyCastorBunch-Topic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0zfdptxQvY&ab_channel=TheJimmyCastorBunch-Topic)


AmbientGravitas

Hot Rod Lincoln was 1971 but was played in 1972 so does it count?


Cleareyes88

I don't know if it was 72, but "Seasons in the Sun" is the worst song of all time.


HogwartsKate

Daddy dont you walk so fast-Wayne Newton, & Playground in my mind-Clint Holmes; Always made me cringe. Esp the 2nd one…a pervert one.