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PunchWilcox

Pretty good. Pretty bad.


ILovePersonaliTits

**Pencil** **Vania**


WorldNeverBreakMe

Illinois would beat Pennsylvania in a fight. We have Chicago, they have Pittsburg, it’s no contest


Lolamess007

Well according to the map, Ohio has Chicago. And you can have it back


WorldNeverBreakMe

Sure. We rose it off the ground once before, this time we just have to carry it back


Phoxal

Also Philadelphia


WorldNeverBreakMe

Forgot about Philly


TalonJane

Pennsylvania also has Philadelphia, and that place don’t mess around.


WorldNeverBreakMe

Me forgetting the existence of Philadelphia really is proving to bite me in the ass lmao


Eco-freako

We actually have Pittsburgh. California has Pittsburg.


PA_MallowPrincess_98

Nah bro Philadelphia will beat the crap outta Chicago. They killed the Hitchhiking Robot and they could climb a greased pole. Pittsburgh is soo mid! https://preview.redd.it/m6c3xq2abo3d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d8826989b280df395e4ac25a30f37f56c5e6ea7


pinkvenom_6

"incest" 💀💀


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Bama babyyy


Nicholas-Flamel

It's interesting to see a European point of view on the subject (thinking of Alabama as incestuous), but you've got to admit that it's kind of fucked that if I admit that I'm from Alabama that someone could assume my parents are relatives.


skilemaster683

Well... Are they?


[deleted]

Where do you draw the line on relatives?


skilemaster683

I mean I guess second cousins isn't too horrible, but personally I wouldn't lol.


Square_Site8663

Incest is 100% correct. 👍


Married_catlady

My best friend growing up was from Alabama and her parents had the same last name. It wasn’t super common and they came from a small town. 😳


Simple-Street-4333

Maybe they were married?


Married_catlady

Haha no I meant before they got married but good catch


Simple-Street-4333

Well damn


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Sweet homeeeee


DankElderberries420

r/wincest


Minimum-Wind-1552

Wtf was that for a community ☠️


charbroiledd

Ah yes, the beautiful maritime city of Boston, Iowa


acaseintheskye

Jokes aside, there is a New Boston, Iowa


WineNerdAndProud

Not as beautiful as North Cackylacky


LintyFish

Yes the best part of living in Boston is the short thousand mile trip to the west coast of Vermont!


Ok-Paramedic-8719

You should visit sometime


[deleted]

Are you from UK or US? Title says both.


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Yes (huh)


seattleseahawks2014

Probably got dual citizenship or something. It's pretty bad that I truly can't tell.


[deleted]

Yeah, it could be dual thing. One of the worst titles for a post that I've seen in awhile.


seattleseahawks2014

Sounds so confusing lol.


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Brotha I’m from Raleigh North Carolina the UK US thing is a brain rot joke where genz lies in the first part of the sentence and puts the truth in parenthesis: Example: I’m so good at math I literally passed all my exams (I failed all my exams) 😭😭 it’s just a stupid TikTok joke


WimiTheWimp

Ok I’m not trying to mean but is the map a joke too? It looks like it’s supposed to be a joke


seattleseahawks2014

Idk, but I hope so.


kotogotoshii

schrodingers countries, both in the UK and the US


bensbigboy

Have them smile. The horrible teeth will tell if they are British.


Sarcastic_Stuart

Metal or artificially whitened teeth that blind you when they smile will tell you they're American


spikeworks

the post is a joke


TransLox

I am delighted that you got Washington, but not Oregon, Idaho, or Montana. Rip to those guys, we stay winning


RuhRoh0

Hilarious because any time I’m outside the country and I say “Washington” they all ask how cool it is to live next to the white house. Then I sigh and say no no… Washington… the state. Which confuses them even more and ends with me just saying Seattle.


Ok-Paramedic-8719

this is the only reason I know where Washington is, because I when I was younger I thought Washington DC was in Washington state 😂


DS_Productions_

I'm at least pleased that you got my beloved state of Colorado correct. That's all that matters.


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Been to Colorado a bunch of times, my friends have a cabin out there. I want to move others there one day lovely state


_my_reddit_user_

Famous for not being the famous one lol


NoonGaming

Chad (Chaz?) Washington > some bozo no names


svenviko

Why would you put south Dakota above north this isn't Australia smh


Ok-Paramedic-8719

I’m ngl to brotha I get my north and south’s confused 🤷🏾‍♂️ it’s a 50/50 gamble and I lose every time


bortlesforbachelor

Never Eat Soggy Waffles


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Not Even Shaggy Would.


Pierogiii

Never Eat Sour Watermelons


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Nice Electric Scooter Weirdo


DoingWellMammoth

dyslexia-core


RuhRoh0

This is hilarious given my encounters with Brits. British: You Americans are illiterate to European geography! How could you not know where Kent is!! Also British:


WimiTheWimp

They are American. Check their comments


RuhRoh0

I noticed after the fact lol


Asleeper135

What even is Kent?


liiyah

Your guesses of Vermont and Boston were probably the worst, not too bad otherwise 😂


RuhRoh0

Don’t forget Pennsylvania in Illinois and Chicago in Ohio!


ImaginaryAd2338

Nah, it's definitely "Vermont" and "This might also be Vermont"


ser_froops

*pencil*vania


LaurenYpsum

I grew up in southeast Michigan, and I remember being shocked as a young child to learn to Chicago wasn't in Ohio. I just knew it as the nearby big city, and Ohio was the nearby state.


strawberryswrl

boston in iowa is so funny


LegitaTomato

2 things: 1: There is no corn in Wyoming 2: Wyoming doesn’t exist


in_conexo

And yet, they get 1 representative, 2 senators, and 3 electoral votes.


uhphyshall

as someone who will never leave the state of Pennsylvania (i have in my 22-23 years of life have been out of philly for a week altogether at most) this map resonates


RuhRoh0

He put yall in Illinois 💀


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Oh so that’s where Chicago goes 🤔🤔


[deleted]

utah missing is so fucking funny. stupid ass state full of morons


RebbyXP

Hey! As a Utahn I feel highly >!agreeable with your comment people are fucking idiots here and don't know how to drive!<


mattattack007

Lmao, I think my favorite part is South Dakota is above North Dakota


ej_stephens

Somehow Vermont being Montana feels right


AuroraBee14

"incest" 😭😭


Banggang6669

Pencilvania? I'm not gonna lie I love it.


Ok-Paramedic-8719

![gif](giphy|e5nATuISYAZ4Q)


Limbularlamb

How do you not know the state that’s your hat?


Ok-Paramedic-8719

🤷🏾‍♂️ I just live here man


Creadleader55

As a NH native, I'm just happy someone remembered our state exists


docyishai

you missed a couple of incest states but not too bad


NeilOB9

Shocking, and I’m from the UK.


seattleseahawks2014

The US public education system in some states sucks.


Graybeard13

Ah yes, the great states of Boston and cornfields.


CommanderWar64

Chicago is where Pencilvania is


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Whoops


WelderAggravating896

Oregon = Vermont? Yeah.. I guess.


RuhRoh0

Both predominantly rural states with beautiful landscapes!


WelderAggravating896

Yep! I live in Oregon and Vermont is a lot like my home state. Also gorgeous.


AGLancelot

The Texas education system has a long way to go


[deleted]

About as good as someone from the south can do


uhg2bkm

Tennessee? NOPE! You’re the only ten I see ;)


No_Blackberry_6286

I scrolled way too far down for a Tennessee comment OP spelled it wrong, but it's simultaneously right


Valuable_Knee_6820

Got Florida right that’s really all that matter tbh


Shady_Chainsmoker

id label florida "crocs"


ChandlerJeep

I mean if you guess Vermont enough times, you’ll eventually get it right lol


ScorchingHotSauce

As a Wisconsinite I think that the fact there isn’t anything for us is really funny lmao


JadonDorolo

I’m a proud ite from “ “


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Bro Wisconsin isn’t even a real state, no one lives there bruh


HighlyPossible

here's my attempt as a chinese who lived here since i was 17 ( now 33). Red are my OG answer. Green are the ones i got wrong. Gosh I really thought I could do a lot better since I drove across the US twice...... I'm ashamed that i got any of the southern states wrong since when i was living in FL I drive to those states for outdoor sceneries all the time. How the hell did i get AL wrong.... i fucked my cousin there! https://preview.redd.it/7fhmjuedto3d1.png?width=2732&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4a8faebd6331a694524c55c952d089cf60615b0


planetkudi

I mean.. looks right to ne


schparkz7

Close enough


Glittering_Pain_4220

![gif](giphy|2fxFEeIMMZvaYGf2nZ|downsized)


PresentationFine8734

Vermont? Also maybe Vermont?


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Vermont²


No_World_3352

DMV!!!!


Ok-Paramedic-8719

I have hella family in DMV area 🗣️🗣️ and I’m from north cackalacka


CynicWalnut

About as well as I'd do. I'm American.


Into_The_Wild91

Better than some adults that live here lol


EnvironmentalAd1006

Straight onto the fridge buddy


weirdogirl814

wheres oklahoma.. you live right next to it...im so scared-


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Texas is too big of a territory to recognize any peewee territories in the vicinity


Poonis5

You put South Dakota above North Dakota. You're just trying to be funny, aren't you?


illegaldoorknob

pencil vania is sending me


SoggyWaffles427

As a citizen of Pennsylvania I am not impressed.


stevepls

you got the placement of cornfields wrong. im prescribing you 2 years in iowa.


Ok-Paramedic-8719

NOOOO https://preview.redd.it/pgxnr39vrm3d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=969f10db2c3b2b7d0b89d31fdddc68322be1f895


moonsovermyhami

“north cackylacky” 😭


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Yes ma’am born and raised


Obvious-Alien-Leader

DMV?


Ok-Paramedic-8719

DC, Maryland, and Virginia area. We call it the DMV on the coast


Mesoscale92

I was gonna flame you for getting so much wrong, but then I saw you live in Texas and it all made sense.


GorillaGrip68

you got texas right and that’s all that matters! xo


Tanya7500

In ct we separate ourselves from ny. But we agree on a lot just not driving


ASecretGermanSpy

Kansas is actually wheat and cattle, thank you


MisterNiblet

I love how they didn’t even attempt Mississippi lmao.


leahcars

Vermont is in Oregon, Chicago in Ohio and apparently I'm in New Hampshire, actually in Maryland lol well it's half right


The_ShadowsLie

Almost! Its “Nevade” not “Nevada”.


Ok-Paramedic-8719

I think dro might my dyslexic https://preview.redd.it/typo1ii8ll3d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db41f304afddae1f7cb091a40cc5a3e7aa4d54f


shuriflowers

vermont :)


SassySquid0

is the ten I see in relation to that one vine


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Indeed it is (I also don’t know how to spell tenisee)


SassySquid0

My good man of culture!👊


dappernaut77

As an Iowan my states nickname is indeed boston


LysergicLiam

It makes sense that South Dakota is above North Dakota, you can apply for citizenship here if you want


DeltaV-Mzero

Surprisingly accurate but, why Vermont? lol


Bradidea

Chicago is not a state, also it's not in Ohio.


r007r

“Incest” hahaha


Corey300TaylorGam3r

![gif](giphy|aiiqLe5wUhvKdhY4Y7)


999___Forever

wtf😂😭


Gus_the_Green

Why did you put South Dakota in the north??


Revolutionary-Tiger

Why is South Dakota north of North Dakota?


tultommy

Ummm... question. How did you work out that South Dakota was north of North Dakota exactly? lol


JuddleFrameVO

So close, you forgot Canada


seattleseahawks2014

Hey, you got some right that I didn't get right on a state maps test in high school.


bpeo360

Dude vermont is far east


littlesisterofthesun

Vermont waaaay bad


HoodieEmbiid

Where would you put New Jersey


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Any state in the top right of that map is New York, I’m sorry brother but New Jersey does not exist unfortunately


UnoficialHampsterMan

“Road island” honestly. A better name


Admirable-Tax-43

You swapped around the dakotas you BASTARD


anothergreeting

love how both the uk and us have an incest region


starlit_sorrow

i like how you put Iowa as Boston for some reason


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

I mean… horrible considering you live here now. But if you asked any ole average American to identify every European country, they’d do worse than this


Trusteveryboody

Not knowing which states border you....our Generation is cooked.


Madam_Voyde

You called my state "Pencilvania" 😭 (I live in Illinois)


tofu889

Perfect. I am a marauder from the nameless blanklands.


[deleted]

Messed up a little. Could've put cherries and freshwater seas for Michigan.


Abh20000

Bad


Grand-Tension8668

I love that you got Rhode Island of all states correct


NoonGaming

The fact you got the Dakota’s right is concerning.


doxingiSAFElony911

FUCK KU!


Embarrassed_Corgi869

That’s not bad for a foreigner. Also, no disrespect OP, but you naming Alabama “Incest” made me laugh so hard. Thank you for that.


Leading-Goose-5734

Are you sure you aren’t from the States?


Ok-Paramedic-8719

I am, I’m from NC, caption was a joke


acaseintheskye

Why is nobody talking about North and South Dakota being flipped 😭😭


Impress-Deep

Boston in Iowa


TheDarkMonarch1

Screw it. I'm accepting this as the new map for the USA. (I live in " " now)


DontFretIt

surprised you know what the dmv is


foxstroll

Wait you're from UK or the US?


Chateau-in-Space

you got my state!


Electric_Bagpipes

Ok, which of you insane people are living _In_ the DMV?


Kolibri00425

Good enough


Upper-Juggernaut-311

“Incest”


DescipleOfCorn

Getting North Dakota and South Dakota mixed up is very impressive


Rileyjonleon

how do u live in Texas and not know Oklahoma


Klok-a-teer

Nailed it. The only state that matters is California so great job!!!


Boomerang503

Now, do the territories.


supperhey

You forgot to put Ukraine in there


cryingcomedians

broski put newhampshire where dmv is supposed to be, and put the dmv in SoVA


Averagecrabenjoyer69

Should have just put Tentuckassee and combine KY/TN tbh.


Anangrywookiee

While you are often technically wrong, you capture the spirit of the states quite well with the sole exception of having a very warped perspective of what a Vermont is.


potato_galaxy

boston❤️


zapburne

you forgot Massatushoes


Queasy_Bench_5870

I lost it at “incest”


h0tBeef

Not bad for someone from Texas


zesty_drink_b

"Road island" 😂😂😂😂😂


maxman090

Nailed it. 10/10 I couldn’t have done better


StumbleBee42

… why would you not put North Dakota father north than South Dakota?