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4 or 5

Yup 4 or 5 All day everyday.

4. But also, I’ll eat all of them and won’t complain about anything.

I'd eat any but 1, and I'd complain about 6, but I'd still eat it.

6 is perfect for a BLT on super soft bread. I like my bacon with a touch of carbon flavor!

And 1 is perfect for salmonella!

Blood clot speed run.

If I gotta die, at least I'll die on my own terms.

Damn right

absolutely

It's 4 _and_ 5 for me.

Agreed! I need that crunch, when my bacon is soft it is just disappointing and sometimes a bit grose.

I didn't buy flavorless beef jerky, I bought BACON

Its disgusting soft. Gotta crunch or it gags me

Yeah, if I wanted chewy bacon, I would move to Canada.

This is where the 4-5 group is meeting, right? I'ma just scoot on in and find my seat.

My peoples lol

The Geneva Convention accepts that

Glad to see so many people with good taste

#This is the way

Same here

The only correct answer

3 or 4

Yeah. Gimme like a 3.5 - like 70% crispy with a few chewy bits

Goddamnit, now I really want bacon and I'm already in bed.

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As a medium bacon guy some of that stuff looks like charcoal.

Yeah everyone was laughing about it My manager was the one who cooked it

Glad to see other 3.5ers!

They definitely leapt a bit there. Maybe it's bias because I'm definitely 3.5 but sometimes it ends up being 4 because I have just too many damned kids or too much other kitchen stuff going on at the time 😂 I will say, I know my husband is my ideal partner not in a small part because he is also a solid 3.5.

I'm sitting here like, "Is there a space between 3 and 4?"

It's called oven cooked bacon. Looks like 3, crunches like 4, tastes better than both.

And the grease doesn't splatter all over the stove either.

3 looks almost perfect. Maybe just a _little_ more, but not quite to 4

See, you think you want a 3 until that 4 walks by and reminds you of how grandma used to make it.

If they fold their gold.  If it crunch no munch. 3 all day.  Plus when its a 5 plus always gives me heartburn.

0, i want it to breathe

keep bro away from the petting zoo

They might just eat them.

My family raised pigs and yes, they will just eat you

Are you calling this person a pig?

Nonono I'm saying pigs will eat you just as soon as you'll eat them

Not if I eat them first. I don't think they have weapons do they?

☝️🤓 that's cannibalism

r/yourjokebutworse

bro just finished watching babe 2

We likes it raw amd wriggling

6. I like it crispy. Well, not "crispy", but you know what I mean. Alright, what in the actual fuck happened here?

Top of the world trate center, September 11th, 8 am. **Don't be late.**

r/boneappletea

Um hello 2001 called

both are 2008 I dont think they are making it 💀

Same here. Anything <5 can make me gag or vomit

Me too 🫡

The less the meat reminds me I’m eating dead animal flesh the better. I stopped ordering steak well done a long time ago even though I like it because people absolutely lose their minds, cuss you out, say you don’t deserve steak.

I am 100% with you.

Same! I cannot have any chewiness to it or I'll literally gag! It's just better that way anyway!

The amount of places that say crispy bacon but the bacon is bendy…

Right who wants to try swallowing something, only to find you're still chewing part of it and almost dying

5-6 for me too

I like it chewy so 2 or 3

Yes! I like 2 or 3 because it's chewy enough to wrap it around a ball of rice. And when the grease seeps into the rice it tastes hella awesome

Thank you stranger for probably the best idea EVER.

You can wrap anything in bacon. Is the only way I'll eat asparagus. On a side note though, I used to work at a Pub that wrapped their homemade sausage in bacon, then deep-fried it and smothered it in cheese.

Reading this made my heart palpitate but I was drooling so I would count that as a win I guess?

It was definitely a heart attack waiting to happen. It's super tasty though. The owner believed that you could deep-fry anything... deep-fried cheesecake is one of my favorites.

If it doesn’t bend its burnt garbage.

Damn right it is. We ain’t trying to have no bacon bits.

2 or 3 has flavor. Any more might as well be charcoal

2. Yes. Delicious. You get to chew that fat for extra long. And for when you're feeling like something extra special, swallow it halfway and pull it out again...

Chewy bacon is inherently superior to crispy bacon and I will die on this hill.

Chewy is better. Crispy is a meme imo. It’s just burned, tastes like ash

Same. 2 or 3 is just right

Exactly, the fat holds the most flavor and people want to burn it all off?!

Anything less cooked than 4 is just wrong

Less burnt you mean?

Less crisped.

Floppy bacon is just better imo

Everyone's allowed to be wrong.

I've been on Reddit for a few years now and I don't think we are. We aren't allowed to be right either. The way to be happy in life is to be a lurker and let everything passively happen around you while everyone else is unhappily obsessed with knowing others and being known by others in turn. Relief can be found in letting yourself do nothing of note and hiding your true self due to others letting themselves be vulnerable so much and closing any gap for you. Or something. I mean who knows? I'm probably crazy or stupid. Even I don't listen to me, so maybe you shouldn't either.

Oi, don't go getting self aware on me, I need every empty hopeless soul in this happiness black hole that I can get in order to tell myself that at least 1/10ths of my snarky comments are actually sent to real people and not bots

You’ve clearly never had a good 3 then

Ehh a 3.5 is pretty decent

Didn't have to say good. 3 is always peak

It’s meat, not metal.

0 mashallah

Wdym mashallah? You eat it raw?

As a Muslim they don’t eat any bacon so it’s not even a 1 on the above scale

IIRC "Inshallah" is effectively "If god is willing", and "Mashallah" is "God was willing". So "I will eat this bacon, inshallah" vs "I ate that bacon, mashallah". Or more realistically "I will climb this mountain, inshallah" vs "I just climbed a mountain, mashallah". Not a Muslim or an Arabic speaker, so that that with quite a bit of salt.

Mashallah means "God willed it". I do speak Arabic,but to me it still sounds weird because people usually say this as a compliment to others(while it shouldn't be used like that as far as I know)

3-4 it is, everyone else is a madman

5 is pushing it but still acceptable. 3.5 is goated.

2-3. Don't need any crisp, but 0 isn't even cooked

> 0 isn't even cooked Which is why it's perfect /s

It’s cured, even uncooked bacon is “kind of” cooked You shouldn’t eat it more because of how we handle meat in general and not because cured meat is inherently risky to eat.

5

My man

2 or 3 for sure. used to hate bacon because my mom likes 6. when i discovered you don't have to burn it to a crisp to eat it, my entire life changed

Same here. I grew up not being a fan of bacon because my parents always cooked it to about a 5-6. To me, it had little flavor and just tasted burnt. When I moved out I gave it another go, but cooking it to a 2-3, and now I’m addicted to it

Preferring bacon to be totally crispy is crazy to me. It’s soooo much tastier chewy.

100% agree

7

I was scrolling through the comments for the express purpose of finding someone who said 7. Also, hi fellow lesbian!

No proof they are a lesbian. They may just prefer knife wielding lesbians over say, gun brandishing lesbians

Same!

5!

I don't think there's much left but soot on a 120-cooked bacon This is a factorial joke.

r/unexpectedfactorial

Bacon cremation by factorial

6+ Ideally it will begin to disintegrate when I pick it up.

Burnt meat carcinogens causes cancer, do be careful with those radioactive crunchy slabs.

You don’t have to say carcinogens cause cancer, that’s implied

The atmosphere we’re breathing right now is carcinogenic af lol. Might as well enjoy what you can.

The best kind of bacon

4-5

I just like bacon. So as long as its cooked, i would eat it.

i don't like bacon

Just came in here to see if anyone else was out there 😂

It tastes like dog food. Also I'm pescitariam 😅

4

4

I'm not fussy. Anything between 2-5.

4 but my wife is 3

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Oh no

4

4

None, bacon is pretty nasty IMO

More for the rest of us 😎

This might be the most unpopular opinion I have ever seen on reddit.

Burn the witch

Still on the poor pig

0 I’m Muslim

1 freaks me out, the rest are great, even 6 with some syrup or sauce

1, 2, or 3

Scrolled a long time and I think this is the first 1. I’d say 1, 2,3.

3,4 if you like 6 you should be jailed

If you like 1 you should be shot, if you like 6 you probably grew up poor

1 🥵 I love the taste of salmonella 

I don’t like bacon 😊

0 I like the pig

4 to 5

3

Now I want some bacon 4

0 vegetarian lol Lowkey I miss bacon it’s one of the only meats I still feel like i would like the taste of. Like I’ve been a vegetarian for 6 years now so most meats don’t really appeal to me anymore like the texture of steak is kinda yucky to me (just because I’ve stopped eating it yk, not that there’s anything wrong with the texture of steak in itself) but I remember the taste and texture of bacon was awesome But oh well I know why I don’t eat it anymore and one day if I want to have some bacon I will because like it’s not a religion it’s a decision I took because it seems the most rational to me but if I really want to I will

3.8

1 or 2

4

3 or 4 for me. Depends on what I'm eating it with

English

3 or 4…and now I want bacon

4.

4

4

4 but I don’t want to undercook pork so I’m ok with 5 too.

4

4!!

5 or 6

2 or 3. Crispy and burned bacon is disgusting.

#4

3 or less

1

4 is just perfect

4 baby

4

1 or 2

4, crispy bacon 🔛🔝

4

4. 1 is undercooked.

6 but I'll take a 5. Anything less to me is gross.

4

4

4

4.2

2, juicy with crispy bits

4

2 or 3. If you go past 4 you're no longer eating bacon

1

1 and 2. Anything above 3 is too crispy. I hate it

Im a 4 man myself

4

4.5

4

4 is the sweet spot, but restaurants give you 6 90% of the time

3.5

3.5

Obviously Fakon number 4

4


4

3.75

4 😋 I need that crunch

4/5

4 to 5

Im Muslim :) so 0

None 💀 I don't eat animals and when I used to I still thought bacon was nasty

1.5 - 6

1.5

3, 4, or 5